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But can it melt steel beams?

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist yeah seriously have you ever heard of "corrupt firefighter" what would a 'corrupt firefighter even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he wasa little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady Firefighters mistakenly pump jet fuel on fire instead of water ONLY ON K by CHRIS INGALLS/KING 5 News how on earth do you possibly f--- up that bad

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist yeah seriously have you ever heard of "corrupt firefighter" what would a 'corrupt firefighter even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he wasa little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady Firefighters mistakenly pump jet fuel on fire instead of water ONLY ON K by CHRIS INGALLS/KING 5 News how on earth do you possibly f--- up that bad

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Tea Ettiquette

GLOBAL TEA ETIQUETTE Before you sip maté and genmai cha with the locals, make sure you know the intricate rules of the game. By Nikki Goldstein JAPAN While it is not offensive to add milk and sugar ENGLAND After stirring, place your spoon on the saucer to your tea, you shouldbehind the cup, its handle to stir maté-the leaves pointing the same way as the cup's. ARGENTINA Don't use the straw (called a bombilla) taste it in its purest form before doing so. floating on top should stay dry MOROCcO shopkeeper, don't talk kind-until the glasses CHINA server by tapping fingers lightly on the INDIA It is considered polite to decline an offer of tea, at first. Accept only after letting your host insist. When drinking tea with a Express thanks to your prices-or business of anyyor index and middle are emptied. table twice. hogwarts-express America: Do whatever the f--- you want because America int ar OR JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR I AM DYING 285,706 notes

GLOBAL TEA ETIQUETTE Before you sip maté and genmai cha with the locals, make sure you know the intricate rules of the game. By Nikki Goldstein JAPAN While it is not offensive to add milk and sugar ENGLAND After stirring, place your spoon on the saucer to your tea, you shouldbehind the cup, its handle to stir maté-the leaves pointing the same way as the cup's. ARGENTINA Don't use the straw (called a bombilla) taste it in its purest form before doing so. floating on top should stay dry MOROCcO shopkeeper, don't talk kind-until the glasses CHINA server by tapping fingers lightly on the INDIA It is considered polite to decline an offer of tea, at first. Accept only after letting your host insist. When drinking tea with a Express thanks to your prices-or business of anyyor index and middle are emptied. table twice. hogwarts-express America: Do whatever the f--- you want because America int ar OR JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR I AM DYING 285,706 notes

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damn

sunnysundown bloochikin 3 alton 1991 lovestodeepthroat: damn everything about this is true Source: realcomotener 204,451 notes

sunnysundown bloochikin 3 alton 1991 lovestodeepthroat: damn everything about this is true Source: realcomotener 204,451 notes

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Don't use stupid names

ifyou!augh camel-eyelashes。 louistopsfuckers solluxsmatesprit i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like w-- its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like "yes i'll have Uncle Jimmy's Finger Lickin' Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin' Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger." THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE POST I GO LOOKING FOR IT FROM TIME TO TIME BC ITS THAT F------ GREAT Source: gatorbiscuits 288,260 notes

ifyou!augh camel-eyelashes。 louistopsfuckers solluxsmatesprit i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like w-- its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like "yes i'll have Uncle Jimmy's Finger Lickin' Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin' Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger." THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE POST I GO LOOKING FOR IT FROM TIME TO TIME BC ITS THAT F------ GREAT Source: gatorbiscuits 288,260 notes

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School is hard

School is hard. my d--- is hard Hyou WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SMOOTH ASDFGHT 9,047,691 notes

School is hard. my d--- is hard Hyou WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SMOOTH ASDFGHT 9,047,691 notes

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Who knew that Frozen was in the MCU?

zanmadyne ryukasu。 imadinorawrrwar constable-frozen: Anna vs Hulkbuster Im slowly starting to believe that despite everything about content constable-frozen might seriously be the most talented person on this site Source: constable-frozen 13,888 notes

zanmadyne ryukasu。 imadinorawrrwar constable-frozen: Anna vs Hulkbuster Im slowly starting to believe that despite everything about content constable-frozen might seriously be the most talented person on this site Source: constable-frozen 13,888 notes

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woa gay

kldzbop kldzbop see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy davejade said: woa gay correct

kldzbop kldzbop see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy davejade said: woa gay correct

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Obscure relative and me

hiitsmekevin㈡ruinedchildhood Segur Family reunions be like silverhavok: obscure relative: You know me. me: Nöldon't Fonte: thisprentiss 107.056 notas

hiitsmekevin㈡ruinedchildhood Segur Family reunions be like silverhavok: obscure relative: You know me. me: Nöldon't Fonte: thisprentiss 107.056 notas

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What name related joke would be best here? The ending of Wolverine Origins?

ctrayn: truthisademurelady meladoodle names are f----- weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies h I who you are as a human being for the rest of your life I felt like a liar and a fraud every time I called my son by his name for the first week of his life. I wanted to take it all back and call him Baby until he was eighteen and could go off into the woods on his spirit journey and find his true name and come home and tell it to me damn that's really poetic

ctrayn: truthisademurelady meladoodle names are f----- weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies h I who you are as a human being for the rest of your life I felt like a liar and a fraud every time I called my son by his name for the first week of his life. I wanted to take it all back and call him Baby until he was eighteen and could go off into the woods on his spirit journey and find his true name and come home and tell it to me damn that's really poetic

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W E N E E D M O R E B E E S

Add bees Not now Add more bees? catbountry ADDBEES WE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL BEES

Add bees Not now Add more bees? catbountry ADDBEES WE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL BEES

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Only fourteen minutes?

zanmadyne kikoman twdgnate Teacher: why didn't you get your homework done Me: i was busy Me: 뼈 뻬·1 000, 1417 Autoplay 0 < The walking dead game: All of Omid's dialogue Source: twdgnate 486 notes Up Neat

zanmadyne kikoman twdgnate Teacher: why didn't you get your homework done Me: i was busy Me: 뼈 뻬·1 000, 1417 Autoplay 0 < The walking dead game: All of Omid's dialogue Source: twdgnate 486 notes Up Neat

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Depends on what the food is

ifyou!augh-queergf。 goldenclitoris when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen Proceed anyway Back to safety Source: goldenclitoris 622,309 notes

ifyou!augh-queergf。 goldenclitoris when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen Proceed anyway Back to safety Source: goldenclitoris 622,309 notes

mother angry proceed anyway back to safety food mama mum mom kitchen mad get food

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imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i've ever read

imjust-kyian: scroturn: i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me this is the most accurate thing i've ever read

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Vampire Fap

jetgreguar zanetehaiden: zanetehaiden: A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror Bet you didn't see that coming

jetgreguar zanetehaiden: zanetehaiden: A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror Bet you didn't see that coming

i stole this from /r/woahdude

kozfr: Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15

kozfr: Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15

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18 things for 2 tires.

TREI 18 Things That Men Do That Women Don't Realize slow-riot I hate it when women don't realize that I'm just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don't matter to us men, am I right fellas?

TREI 18 Things That Men Do That Women Don't Realize slow-riot I hate it when women don't realize that I'm just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don't matter to us men, am I right fellas?

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Family Friendly Satanic Rituals

miserable-at the-best 157,838 slowly-dying-over and over 2013-04-23 14:50 hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddie around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

miserable-at the-best 157,838 slowly-dying-over and over 2013-04-23 14:50 hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddie around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

tumblr birthdays rituals

Evil plans.

chiakimomotani Job interviews be like: "Where do you see yourself in five to ten years? I'm glad you asked that, because lwanted to take this timeto explain my evil plan.

chiakimomotani Job interviews be like: "Where do you see yourself in five to ten years? I'm glad you asked that, because lwanted to take this timeto explain my evil plan.

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Life Goals

ciic: a-nice-frog ciic: a-nice-frog ciic: one day i will be Strong and punch the sun uhh yeah... pretty sure that's not possible so uhh... i will punch it look buddy. if you try and punch the sun ur hand is just gonna get urned up.. not really sure what you're expecting here... Source: dorites

ciic: a-nice-frog ciic: a-nice-frog ciic: one day i will be Strong and punch the sun uhh yeah... pretty sure that's not possible so uhh... i will punch it look buddy. if you try and punch the sun ur hand is just gonna get urned up.. not really sure what you're expecting here... Source: dorites

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Are those the Richard Scarry cats?

klngdedede when u see ur fav character on screen joy my son Source: kingdedede 18,272 notes

klngdedede when u see ur fav character on screen joy my son Source: kingdedede 18,272 notes

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