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Texas confession

oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years w-- oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars Trending Source: Oaksy 42,786 notes

oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years w-- oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars Trending Source: Oaksy 42,786 notes

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Follow your dreams

thwartycall: transdaryldixon: in bioshock you can hit a capitalist with a wrench in real life you can hit a capitalist with a wrench

thwartycall: transdaryldixon: in bioshock you can hit a capitalist with a wrench in real life you can hit a capitalist with a wrench

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Is it legal ?

iwillmindfuckyou dogcentre Follow drunktrophywife Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room caseyanthonyofficial 've gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so drunktrophywife But is it illegal caseyanthonyofficial I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer 377,108 notes

iwillmindfuckyou dogcentre Follow drunktrophywife Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room caseyanthonyofficial 've gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so drunktrophywife But is it illegal caseyanthonyofficial I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer 377,108 notes

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sensible chuckle

Your Password Hint is: you know oldlunchmeat im gunna go back in time and kick my own asS Source: oldlunchmeat

Your Password Hint is: you know oldlunchmeat im gunna go back in time and kick my own asS Source: oldlunchmeat

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A Motivational Post

Hey, stop scrolling. Your mistakes don't define you. Your past doesn't define you. You are who you are. And you are loved and cared for who you are. Because who you are is a wonderful person, beautiful, smart, awesome: you're already perfect. Don't let anyone make you doubt this. Don't give up anything. You are loved. Sincerely. Pass it on.

Hey, stop scrolling. Your mistakes don't define you. Your past doesn't define you. You are who you are. And you are loved and cared for who you are. Because who you are is a wonderful person, beautiful, smart, awesome: you're already perfect. Don't let anyone make you doubt this. Don't give up anything. You are loved. Sincerely. Pass it on.

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God regrets creating the author of Gnomeo and Juliet vore

God I regret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p----. stuglies i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

God I regret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p----. stuglies i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

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Tumblr image size infographic

DEFEATING TUMBLR ANON'S GUIDE TO TUMBLR IMAGES 訃 See this? It's an image ripped from tumblr. Nothing special here? WRONG The original image is actually downscaled to 500x750 pixels! Tumblr usually serves images capped at certain resolutions. Specifically, images are resized to 400, 500, 540, 640 or 1280 pixes horizontally or (less commonly) 600, 750, 810, 960 or 1920 vertically. 500 540 ana 1280 are the most common dimensions. If an image matches any of these dimensions, it is possibly downscaled. This resolution cap is dictated by the direct image link URL, like so: https:// 78.media tumblr.com/14ff21496d3273c194d0c0aca72c84f/tumblr_nysjd2WyqE1r6gomfo1_500.jpg Replace with data Replace with raw Changing the number at the end changes the image resolution cap accordingly. To get the original uploaded image, you have to change it to raw. Additionally, to get around tumblr's changing URL system, you need to replace the server number and the subdomain (in this case 78 media) with data. The image behind the fixed link http://data.tumblr.com/14fff21496d3273c194d0cOaca72c84f/tumblr_nysjd2WyqE1r6gomfo1_ raw.jpg is 1188x1434 pixels, over twice the size. Note: 1280 i NOT always IS the largest resolution available.

DEFEATING TUMBLR ANON'S GUIDE TO TUMBLR IMAGES 訃 See this? It's an image ripped from tumblr. Nothing special here? WRONG The original image is actually downscaled to 500x750 pixels! Tumblr usually serves images capped at certain resolutions. Specifically, images are resized to 400, 500, 540, 640 or 1280 pixes horizontally or (less commonly) 600, 750, 810, 960 or 1920 vertically. 500 540 ana 1280 are the most common dimensions. If an image matches any of these dimensions, it is possibly downscaled. This resolution cap is dictated by the direct image link URL, like so: https:// 78.media tumblr.com/14ff21496d3273c194d0c0aca72c84f/tumblr_nysjd2WyqE1r6gomfo1_500.jpg Replace with data Replace with raw Changing the number at the end changes the image resolution cap accordingly. To get the original uploaded image, you have to change it to raw. Additionally, to get around tumblr's changing URL system, you need to replace the server number and the subdomain (in this case 78 media) with data. The image behind the fixed link http://data.tumblr.com/14fff21496d3273c194d0cOaca72c84f/tumblr_nysjd2WyqE1r6gomfo1_ raw.jpg is 1188x1434 pixels, over twice the size. Note: 1280 i NOT always IS the largest resolution available.

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Knee-appaling-tan

I tried evening out my tan from the other day, it didn't go so well. Vermonts hinest E-APPALLING-TA

I tried evening out my tan from the other day, it didn't go so well. Vermonts hinest E-APPALLING-TA

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How to get a ghost to leave you house

calamumnomen-official You don't need an exorcist If you house is ever haunted by a creepy ghost girl, just start masturbating whenever you think they're watching. Guaranteed discomfort for them, they don't want to see that. stare into the dark corner of your room and whisper This is for you #creepy and I'm not talking about the ghost

calamumnomen-official You don't need an exorcist If you house is ever haunted by a creepy ghost girl, just start masturbating whenever you think they're watching. Guaranteed discomfort for them, they don't want to see that. stare into the dark corner of your room and whisper This is for you #creepy and I'm not talking about the ghost

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The hogs are taking over

7- HOGS Each dot represents 5,000 hogs nemfrog "Each dot represents 5,000 hogs." World Geography. 1948 lemondemon untapped infinite hog supply in the ocear sketchmagetch Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped 2kittensinacup We've lost canada and mexico to the hogs already Source: nemfrog

7- HOGS Each dot represents 5,000 hogs nemfrog "Each dot represents 5,000 hogs." World Geography. 1948 lemondemon untapped infinite hog supply in the ocear sketchmagetch Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped 2kittensinacup We've lost canada and mexico to the hogs already Source: nemfrog

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I wonder what this is directed at?

When people don't like a character, but respect people and their art When people bash on others for liking a character and bully someone for having a different opinion

When people don't like a character, but respect people and their art When people bash on others for liking a character and bully someone for having a different opinion

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This is how I feel about many Tumblr "jokes"

vikturi-is-mine captain-f-------levi Heavily cursed video mrsixtysixtysix pmon3y69 Extremely cursed video webuycrystals: these are the most creative people ofall time let ppl make jokes they think are funny Over my god damn dead body

vikturi-is-mine captain-f-------levi Heavily cursed video mrsixtysixtysix pmon3y69 Extremely cursed video webuycrystals: these are the most creative people ofall time let ppl make jokes they think are funny Over my god damn dead body

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A Noble Cause

"A Noble Sacrifice" I dont AGREE with the. Nazis POC but I will defend to YOuR death to THE工 protect POC Soiel Tustice. Ninja I don't have the strength in me right now to explain how f------ retarded this comic is someone please help me The only point to make to undo this is that their speech won't lead to the POC's death can you fix this? Sure "From a Noble Sacrifice to reali I dont AGREE with the Nazis POC POC But seriously tho BOTH of yall whinny POC Klubbhead Excellent. tooiconic Lovely Fixed it. This is so f------ funny. Cause DID YOU FORGET WHO NAZIS ARE? Like they literally want to kill people and you're calling the people they want to kill whiney bitches for opposing that?? Like I really can not understand how far removed from reality you have to be. I just imagine yall as judges sure he beat this person to a bloody pulp but the victim keeps complaining about it so it's all equally bad. No need for consequences let him walk Genocide is bad Well yeah, but complaining about it is annoying and just as bad See how f------ stupid you sound? How many times do we have to go over the whole "hate speech isn't free speech", s---? When the f--- did "Hey maybe genocidal maniacs are bad", become a f------ Nathan Burney ICYMI: Supreme Court ruled 8-0 today that hate speech" is constitutionally protected free speech, not an exception to the 1st Amdt. Cite ax 582 U.2017) Opinion of AToJ toleranoe and protecting the privacy and welfare of indi- viduals Brief for Native American Organizations as Amici Curiae 21.But no matter how the point is phrased, its unmistakable thrust is this: The Government has an interest in preventing speech expressing ideas that offend. And, as we have explained, that idea strikes at the heart of the First Amendment Speech that demeans on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, religion, age, disability, or any other similar ground is hateful; but the proudest boast of our free speech jurisprudence is that we protect the freedom to express "the thought that we hate. United States v. Schuimmer, 279 U.S. 644, 655 (1929) (Holmes, 買 :400.009 :10 PM-19 Jun 2017 Hate speech is absolutely free speech. Learn to read what the supreme court says. When did someone say they advocate beating the s--- out of someone? No, people defend people's rights to say whatever the f--- he or she wants UNTIL said person starts putting hands and/or objects on another person. 2,144 notes Nov 22nd, 2017

"A Noble Sacrifice" I dont AGREE with the. Nazis POC but I will defend to YOuR death to THE工 protect POC Soiel Tustice. Ninja I don't have the strength in me right now to explain how f------ retarded this comic is someone please help me The only point to make to undo this is that their speech won't lead to the POC's death can you fix this? Sure "From a Noble Sacrifice to reali I dont AGREE with the Nazis POC POC But seriously tho BOTH of yall whinny POC Klubbhead Excellent. tooiconic Lovely Fixed it. This is so f------ funny. Cause DID YOU FORGET WHO NAZIS ARE? Like they literally want to kill people and you're calling the people they want to kill whiney bitches for opposing that?? Like I really can not understand how far removed from reality you have to be. I just imagine yall as judges sure he beat this person to a bloody pulp but the victim keeps complaining about it so it's all equally bad. No need for consequences let him walk Genocide is bad Well yeah, but complaining about it is annoying and just as bad See how f------ stupid you sound? How many times do we have to go over the whole "hate speech isn't free speech", s---? When the f--- did "Hey maybe genocidal maniacs are bad", become a f------ Nathan Burney ICYMI: Supreme Court ruled 8-0 today that hate speech" is constitutionally protected free speech, not an exception to the 1st Amdt. Cite ax 582 U.2017) Opinion of AToJ toleranoe and protecting the privacy and welfare of indi- viduals Brief for Native American Organizations as Amici Curiae 21.But no matter how the point is phrased, its unmistakable thrust is this: The Government has an interest in preventing speech expressing ideas that offend. And, as we have explained, that idea strikes at the heart of the First Amendment Speech that demeans on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, religion, age, disability, or any other similar ground is hateful; but the proudest boast of our free speech jurisprudence is that we protect the freedom to express "the thought that we hate. United States v. Schuimmer, 279 U.S. 644, 655 (1929) (Holmes, 買 :400.009 :10 PM-19 Jun 2017 Hate speech is absolutely free speech. Learn to read what the supreme court says. When did someone say they advocate beating the s--- out of someone? No, people defend people's rights to say whatever the f--- he or she wants UNTIL said person starts putting hands and/or objects on another person. 2,144 notes Nov 22nd, 2017

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They live in our hearts ;_;

poisonjabs When your fave character dies and you refuse to accept it

poisonjabs When your fave character dies and you refuse to accept it

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Certain images in the internet will invoke this feelig

刁thebuttkingpost You know that feeling of when you see an image from YEARS ago and it causes some old unused part of your brain to light up likea Christmas tree

刁thebuttkingpost You know that feeling of when you see an image from YEARS ago and it causes some old unused part of your brain to light up likea Christmas tree

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The Writing Process

my-fair-ladybug Writing is zipping along through six pages in under an hour and then getting stuck on a single transition sentence for three weeks. my-fair-ladybug when the f--- did this get notes the-queen-of-thedas While you were pondering over the transition sentence

my-fair-ladybug Writing is zipping along through six pages in under an hour and then getting stuck on a single transition sentence for three weeks. my-fair-ladybug when the f--- did this get notes the-queen-of-thedas While you were pondering over the transition sentence

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One of them is bound to hit their designated target

rasec-wizzlbang why is sending people back in time to assassinate someone always a thing why cant they just send a bullet spar-kie what if you miss rasec-WIZZlban send more snowbro brilliant

rasec-wizzlbang why is sending people back in time to assassinate someone always a thing why cant they just send a bullet spar-kie what if you miss rasec-WIZZlban send more snowbro brilliant

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Tumblr and pedophilia

in is saying Thate p---------' a controversial opinion on this site? i'll tell you, it's because you f------ literally call relationships between two adults with an age gap pedophilica things I have seen called p--------- on this hellsite with my own two eyes - a relationship between two adults with the youngest being 25 - a high school senior dating a high school junior a college senior being sexually interested in a college freshman size difference fetish art featuring two adult characters consenting adults engaging in kink with other consenting adults writing about 2 teenagers of similar ages having sex - shipping characters with vaguely defined ages who are treated as adults in canon telling kids that asexuality exists sex education like, I shouldn't have to ask myself if the person being accused of p--------- is an actual child molester or if they reblog shippy vol tron fanart

in is saying Thate p---------' a controversial opinion on this site? i'll tell you, it's because you f------ literally call relationships between two adults with an age gap pedophilica things I have seen called p--------- on this hellsite with my own two eyes - a relationship between two adults with the youngest being 25 - a high school senior dating a high school junior a college senior being sexually interested in a college freshman size difference fetish art featuring two adult characters consenting adults engaging in kink with other consenting adults writing about 2 teenagers of similar ages having sex - shipping characters with vaguely defined ages who are treated as adults in canon telling kids that asexuality exists sex education like, I shouldn't have to ask myself if the person being accused of p--------- is an actual child molester or if they reblog shippy vol tron fanart

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OC fight

需. OC FIGHT has got a be she realy FSSHH Kasp Sighting

需. OC FIGHT has got a be she realy FSSHH Kasp Sighting

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No cats in America

thebuttkingpost Reminder There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese slimes-on-vou source? thebuttkingpost Source: thebuttkingpost 478 notes

thebuttkingpost Reminder There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese slimes-on-vou source? thebuttkingpost Source: thebuttkingpost 478 notes

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