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Be prepared lesbians Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. "Im not ready for lesbians yet! I haven't put lesbian tyres on my car! Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It's your own damn fault if you end up i an accident seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can't handle lesbians. it's norway! what do On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the I've been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where's carpet of lesbians, huh? my gorgeous

Be prepared lesbians Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. "Im not ready for lesbians yet! I haven't put lesbian tyres on my car! Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It's your own damn fault if you end up i an accident seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can't handle lesbians. it's norway! what do On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the I've been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where's carpet of lesbians, huh? my gorgeous

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notaplayer3 andesonsland vintageprincess48 enjolrizzile wccanthropy consultivedetectiveintraining etenalpurgatoryofdestiel agehachou |having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moorn have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

notaplayer3 andesonsland vintageprincess48 enjolrizzile wccanthropy consultivedetectiveintraining etenalpurgatoryofdestiel agehachou |having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moorn have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad

Liesegang tonystarktrek de4ctivate this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here did you just This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and harsh truth.

Liesegang tonystarktrek de4ctivate this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here did you just This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and harsh truth.

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I'm on all 3 teams

lilyhatesiazzhands shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but I'm going to a different place so it doesn't matter" team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know team “I'm going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them"

lilyhatesiazzhands shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but I'm going to a different place so it doesn't matter" team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know team “I'm going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them"

No Murders In 36 Hours 4 604 25 Detroit goes 'murder free' for 36 hours outvisible we did it

No Murders In 36 Hours 4 604 25 Detroit goes 'murder free' for 36 hours outvisible we did it

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laurazocca: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend: I realize that even though I like being alone I don't fancy being lonely. after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i've ever seen

laurazocca: I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child; A girl with her lover; Or a friend laughing with their best friend: I realize that even though I like being alone I don't fancy being lonely. after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i've ever seen

foxdear spacecadet182 foxdear kalsi308 foxdear you cant spell dad without a without a what without a This stupid post got over 65,000 notes. I f------ hate Tumblr without a

foxdear spacecadet182 foxdear kalsi308 foxdear you cant spell dad without a without a what without a This stupid post got over 65,000 notes. I f------ hate Tumblr without a

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placiddream jenkisreeeaaal thefatgrackle invaderxan This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers. don't say that word they'll hear you

placiddream jenkisreeeaaal thefatgrackle invaderxan This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers. don't say that word they'll hear you

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AL PLANET Jackson Galaxy CAT BEHAVIOR CONSULTANT ) 0:28 / 3:34 thelocalpaedo izlet moderation: fatmanatee dream job dream look dream name dream man

AL PLANET Jackson Galaxy CAT BEHAVIOR CONSULTANT ) 0:28 / 3:34 thelocalpaedo izlet moderation: fatmanatee dream job dream look dream name dream man

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danyandherdragons chafing-n------ kthnxbali clamperl what type of currency do they use in outer space TM F--- I literally just threw my phone IT TOOK ME A MOMENT IAM LEAVING

danyandherdragons chafing-n------ kthnxbali clamperl what type of currency do they use in outer space TM F--- I literally just threw my phone IT TOOK ME A MOMENT IAM LEAVING

Virginity only matters if you're lighting the black flame candle to summon witches. Actually, When people talk about "blood of a virgin", what's actually meant is "virgin blood", aka blood that's never before been used in a itunal Therefore, virginity doesn't matter for anything noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn't make that connection

Virginity only matters if you're lighting the black flame candle to summon witches. Actually, When people talk about "blood of a virgin", what's actually meant is "virgin blood", aka blood that's never before been used in a itunal Therefore, virginity doesn't matter for anything noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn't make that connection

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rcom/inbox mblr. schiz0phren1a asked you: S--- schizophren la asked you: S--- that was supposed to be anonymous now you now how stupid I am schizdphron ta askod you If you look at your url wth your eyes out of focus it looks exactly lke me running nto a wal 业亚区

rcom/inbox mblr. schiz0phren1a asked you: S--- schizophren la asked you: S--- that was supposed to be anonymous now you now how stupid I am schizdphron ta askod you If you look at your url wth your eyes out of focus it looks exactly lke me running nto a wal 业亚区

oLY rancher penotbutter takeonecurtaincall this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like f--- yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax Did you eat a wax cube

oLY rancher penotbutter takeonecurtaincall this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like f--- yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax Did you eat a wax cube

brogigayo vaspim2k13 Me if I was a cat do you know what a cat is

brogigayo vaspim2k13 Me if I was a cat do you know what a cat is

dinuguan gotitforcheap R.I.P Brian Griffin changed their name to R.LP Paul Walker. .11 폐17 minutes ago tramampoline: the tragedy has shifted 3,108 notes

dinuguan gotitforcheap R.I.P Brian Griffin changed their name to R.LP Paul Walker. .11 폐17 minutes ago tramampoline: the tragedy has shifted 3,108 notes

Source: starwipemyass I'll be recording and editing screams and torture sounds this week Don't call the cops High-res → snowlanten: starwipemyass: I'll be recording and editing screams and torture sounds this week. Don't call the cops. Yeah that's exactly what I would put on my door if I planned to spend the week murdering someone 72,720 notes

Source: starwipemyass I'll be recording and editing screams and torture sounds this week Don't call the cops High-res → snowlanten: starwipemyass: I'll be recording and editing screams and torture sounds this week. Don't call the cops. Yeah that's exactly what I would put on my door if I planned to spend the week murdering someone 72,720 notes

nigiris i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go "gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum and she just turns to me and says "what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends" thank

nigiris i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go "gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum and she just turns to me and says "what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends" thank

partybarackisinthehousetonight algebra is like a 4n language to me 50,501 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight algebra is like a 4n language to me 50,501 notes

merasmus corntuse why the f--- is yacht spelled like that why nacht? NO

merasmus corntuse why the f--- is yacht spelled like that why nacht? NO

lordofthejohnlock: lordofthejohnlock: lordofthejohnlock: what do you call a sleep walking nun? idk, what do you call a sleep walking nun? a roamin' catholic *slaps knee*

lordofthejohnlock: lordofthejohnlock: lordofthejohnlock: what do you call a sleep walking nun? idk, what do you call a sleep walking nun? a roamin' catholic *slaps knee*