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So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that's a cool idea and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a f------ DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING

So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that's a cool idea and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a f------ DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING

eaberts if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i'd always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

eaberts if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i'd always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

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Some people take this website to seriously. Seriovsly tum blr

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dracosferret FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.

dracosferret FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.

ERE CARTS explodingplant callmekitto: sanjista ette Imagine how is touch the sky return here, please carts, i'm begging you carts I can change please just come back

ERE CARTS explodingplant callmekitto: sanjista ette Imagine how is touch the sky return here, please carts, i'm begging you carts I can change please just come back

suntbone salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I'm really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Guys Igott Society is literally telling dudes to go f--- themselves

suntbone salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I'm really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Guys Igott Society is literally telling dudes to go f--- themselves

my-fangirl-is-showing oy-of-midworld frankenlobo nekosey: THOSE POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE ILL READ IT AND THERE'S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A SHOWS UP My computer has this "read out loud" ablity and the other day I madeit read TS outloud. it said "deg deg" so now that's what I hear when I see deg deg that's what it's called now a deg deg WHO BROUGHT DEG DEG ALONG

my-fangirl-is-showing oy-of-midworld frankenlobo nekosey: THOSE POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE ILL READ IT AND THERE'S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A SHOWS UP My computer has this "read out loud" ablity and the other day I madeit read TS outloud. it said "deg deg" so now that's what I hear when I see deg deg that's what it's called now a deg deg WHO BROUGHT DEG DEG ALONG

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la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.

la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.

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owtax hes here

reconditevillain sokkalogical colour no f--- off favourite you are dead to me, microsoft word. that's because freedom doesn't include u just me That's nice Nited States of America

reconditevillain sokkalogical colour no f--- off favourite you are dead to me, microsoft word. that's because freedom doesn't include u just me That's nice Nited States of America

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthiess, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 milion. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don't hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market. now ur talkin

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthiess, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 milion. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don't hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market. now ur talkin

erparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? "And then there's this a------"

erparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? "And then there's this a------"

Suck the sky

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bublewrap: snorlaxatives snoraxatives snorlaxatives why is being alive so expensive You spelled "suck" wrong. iiterally can't even tell what you're trying to say o why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive MAGINE TOUCH what the f--- is going on magine how is touch the suck magine how is suck the sky

slenclerman slenclerman what do you call a really smart gay person ㄇ Anonymous asked you: WILL F------ BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER PUN formuioli reblogged your post: what do y shut your f------ mouth tescosfinest reblogged this from you and added: stop dilclo said: make another pun mary and i s2g a homogenius

slenclerman slenclerman what do you call a really smart gay person ㄇ Anonymous asked you: WILL F------ BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER PUN formuioli reblogged your post: what do y shut your f------ mouth tescosfinest reblogged this from you and added: stop dilclo said: make another pun mary and i s2g a homogenius

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aliewa unflatteringanimationscreencaps neriede Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I f------ GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. I imagine this could provide our neglected followers with some entertainment eragging itis prieeless omfg SHANG

asianpredator: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy edgebug the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan. Iwant to produce the movie I'm directing the p--- parody I'm buying the p--- parody This is going to be good Ican tell.

asianpredator: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy edgebug the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan. Iwant to produce the movie I'm directing the p--- parody I'm buying the p--- parody This is going to be good Ican tell.

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shsl-chef me shsl-chef when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

shsl-chef me shsl-chef when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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tgoesagainstyouranatomy crrrash o you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures o something is always touching you o you can always see your nose your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does o you can't imagine a new colour Why would you f------ do that

tgoesagainstyouranatomy crrrash o you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures o something is always touching you o you can always see your nose your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does o you can't imagine a new colour Why would you f------ do that

katkinkat i wish i could say "?????????" in real life it would be very useful

katkinkat i wish i could say "?????????" in real life it would be very useful

daveakhiin heyitspi: marymargee I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY P--- WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS why were you on a gay p--- website for oatmeal recipes why the f--- do you think

daveakhiin heyitspi: marymargee I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY P--- WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS why were you on a gay p--- website for oatmeal recipes why the f--- do you think