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goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings yall hoes remember zayn? neither do the charts toriana2nice pleasestopandrew Selena was an idol. May her soul Rest In Peace rapunzel-corona-lite Andrew..... they mean Selena Gomez di pleasestopandrew Who? 43,770 notes

goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings yall hoes remember zayn? neither do the charts toriana2nice pleasestopandrew Selena was an idol. May her soul Rest In Peace rapunzel-corona-lite Andrew..... they mean Selena Gomez di pleasestopandrew Who? 43,770 notes

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What did you do, Mr. Lynch?

avid Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station "I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so ni ce. Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."

avid Lynch is recalling a day in 1981 when, he says, he "rescued" five Woody Woodpecker toys that he saw hanging up as he drove past a petrol station "I screech on the brakes, I do a U-turn, go back and I buy them and I save their lives," he says seriously. "I named them Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob and Dan and they were my boys and they were in my office. They were my dear friends for a while but certain traits started coming out and they became not so ni ce. Looking straight ahead he says with a grim finality: "They are not in my life anymore."

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How to happy according to tumblr

specialmemefresh Methods for cure depression "simply try these handy tip" View Sort by Enable joy Paste Paste shortcut Undo Delete Brightness Pellet Right Click > Enable Joy Home Cooked Tubules Frienfdship If none of tis works then basiaclly, i am sorry

specialmemefresh Methods for cure depression "simply try these handy tip" View Sort by Enable joy Paste Paste shortcut Undo Delete Brightness Pellet Right Click > Enable Joy Home Cooked Tubules Frienfdship If none of tis works then basiaclly, i am sorry

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Porn Bots!

bidoof tumblr "a massive p--- botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don't care" dot com rainymongerlawyercalzone wanna f--- her? DO IT!

bidoof tumblr "a massive p--- botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don't care" dot com rainymongerlawyercalzone wanna f--- her? DO IT!

Hold up

astronomyblog In early 2001 during a launch of Atlantis, the Sun, Earth, Moon, and rocket were all properly aligned for this photogenic coincidence. Image Credit: Pat McCracken, NASA astrophysics-daily What's that dark line?) n-o-r-m-i-e-s-p-a-c-e

astronomyblog In early 2001 during a launch of Atlantis, the Sun, Earth, Moon, and rocket were all properly aligned for this photogenic coincidence. Image Credit: Pat McCracken, NASA astrophysics-daily What's that dark line?) n-o-r-m-i-e-s-p-a-c-e

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Found this in a smash bros. leak thread

おおきく、おおきく、あたたかく、あたたかく、なっていったのもす!! 23 С 10.us outf i t. tke wle at th s tateware im sorry but The Grinch in the Grinch gameboy color game was incredibly fucky. i'd let him raw me under the christmas tree and i'd let him steal my christmas and my a--- tightness

おおきく、おおきく、あたたかく、あたたかく、なっていったのもす!! 23 С 10.us outf i t. tke wle at th s tateware im sorry but The Grinch in the Grinch gameboy color game was incredibly fucky. i'd let him raw me under the christmas tree and i'd let him steal my christmas and my a--- tightness

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Forbidden Swimming Pool Locations

mechalesbian listen i know you'd be shot for breaching security or whatever if you tried, but the fact that you can swim in those giant tanks of water they use to cool the spent fuel rods in nuclear power plants without suffering lethal levels of exposure to radiation makes them a temptation of biblical proportions mechalesbian 7 forbidden swimming pool

mechalesbian listen i know you'd be shot for breaching security or whatever if you tried, but the fact that you can swim in those giant tanks of water they use to cool the spent fuel rods in nuclear power plants without suffering lethal levels of exposure to radiation makes them a temptation of biblical proportions mechalesbian 7 forbidden swimming pool

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So is that an actually functional helmet, or is it just made to look intimidating?

The most badass helmet ever crafted... Functional Demon Helmet

The most badass helmet ever crafted... Functional Demon Helmet

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I’m just following what the second guy’s saying

limplylimerent I'll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn't disrespect anybody's existence. thepunkrocker THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 1,436,679 notes O

limplylimerent I'll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn't disrespect anybody's existence. thepunkrocker THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 1,436,679 notes O

Science

Why Vacuum Cleaners are So Loud The sounds are afraid of being killed by the vacuum, so they run away. Vacuums kill sounds, which is why there is no sound in space. The scared sounds find your ears to live in tastypimp Science is so cool

Why Vacuum Cleaners are So Loud The sounds are afraid of being killed by the vacuum, so they run away. Vacuums kill sounds, which is why there is no sound in space. The scared sounds find your ears to live in tastypimp Science is so cool

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My god. Tumblr was Hot Topic all along.

given the common threads between things people on this website are inexplicably attracted to (pinstripes, bow ties, really thin, literal skeletons) i present to you skeleton and gothy clowns are st burton adjacent dont want to @ any fanartists but you knovw what i'm about grandfather of all sexymen

given the common threads between things people on this website are inexplicably attracted to (pinstripes, bow ties, really thin, literal skeletons) i present to you skeleton and gothy clowns are st burton adjacent dont want to @ any fanartists but you knovw what i'm about grandfather of all sexymen

jack skellington sans gamzee makara pennywise the dancing clown tony the talking clock king dice purple guy (fnaf) wheatley robbie rotten bill cipher markiplier slenderman black hat the warden (superjail) the onceler lewis (mystery skulls) cicero (skyrim) grimm (hollow knight) alastor (hazbin hotel)

They went to a nude beach?

Anonymous asked: Where'd you come up with your url? 1000nipples 7eggs 27teacups 7eggs 27teacups 7eggs there were seven eggs left same you must have a lot of tea cups yes i am very proud of your collection hey guys dude fholy s---

Anonymous asked: Where'd you come up with your url? 1000nipples 7eggs 27teacups 7eggs 27teacups 7eggs there were seven eggs left same you must have a lot of tea cups yes i am very proud of your collection hey guys dude fholy s---

The guy with "soylent" in his name is a vegan...

littlemorethananerd soylentvanilla Don't tell me you "understand" why I'm vegan. If you understood you'd be vegan, too. Understanding doesn't equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn't mean I'm gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine

littlemorethananerd soylentvanilla Don't tell me you "understand" why I'm vegan. If you understood you'd be vegan, too. Understanding doesn't equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn't mean I'm gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine

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Free car wash and fun on the road..? Where is the downside..?

adz honestly same memewhore Why wouldn't you tho?

adz honestly same memewhore Why wouldn't you tho?

Disney Staff and their work stories.

espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions [and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World), apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members. DISNEYLAND FAC autisticstevonnie thatdisneyworldblog I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In The. F------. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and p----- off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. tdi the ride path is issed off tourists Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont f--- at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day t will be the highlight of our day

espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions [and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World), apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members. DISNEYLAND FAC autisticstevonnie thatdisneyworldblog I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In The. F------. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and p----- off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. tdi the ride path is issed off tourists Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont f--- at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day t will be the highlight of our day

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None of us are free of cringe

darthvcder "kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-" are none of yall going to acknowledge the s--- we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the f------ duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn let he who is without sin throw the first stone lost-in-misunderstood-thoughts Seriously, we ALL had cringey things about our childhoods. All of us. None of us can escape the cringe.

darthvcder "kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-" are none of yall going to acknowledge the s--- we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the f------ duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn let he who is without sin throw the first stone lost-in-misunderstood-thoughts Seriously, we ALL had cringey things about our childhoods. All of us. None of us can escape the cringe.

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Hundreds of years of even at the time ancient tomes and documents for the sake of total warfare. You shouldn't be over it

40mg If you think about it in the shower, you're not over it mojave-red I'm apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria foxyamazingoperates Is anyone truly over it? mojave-red They shouldn't be

40mg If you think about it in the shower, you're not over it mojave-red I'm apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria foxyamazingoperates Is anyone truly over it? mojave-red They shouldn't be

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I also didn’t realize they were bipedal

earthstory jemallon #WildlsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin 阚 darkestelemental616 I KEEP FORGETTING THEY'RE BIPEDAL e-mord-nilap A featherless biped? Diogenes: YES YES YESSSss.!!

earthstory jemallon #WildlsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin 阚 darkestelemental616 I KEEP FORGETTING THEY'RE BIPEDAL e-mord-nilap A featherless biped? Diogenes: YES YES YESSSss.!!

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Unsung Heroes

insomniac-arrest late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS

insomniac-arrest late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS

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Porn parody of At the Mountains of Madness when

REI tilthat TIL the scientists (and everyone else) in Antarctica have 'heedless sex (16,500 condoms are distributed to 200 people spending the winter), taking 'ice wives' and 'ice husbands and also binge-drink,_do drugs and generally go completely nuts,and is pretty much the only reason anyone goes back via reddit.com dietmountainmadewka Nuke Antarctica Nuke Antarctica. 2 likes. This is the Ultimate Solution to the world you've co-created M.FACEBOOK.COM gonguedo man scientists really sound like the kind of people who should set normative social conventions huh killin-the-machine Listen but if you lived that close to the South Pole and eternal darkness was a legitimate thing you experienced fall through winter you'd go a little nuts to joey-wheeler-official Y'all just mad cause antarctic scientists f--- more than you

REI tilthat TIL the scientists (and everyone else) in Antarctica have 'heedless sex (16,500 condoms are distributed to 200 people spending the winter), taking 'ice wives' and 'ice husbands and also binge-drink,_do drugs and generally go completely nuts,and is pretty much the only reason anyone goes back via reddit.com dietmountainmadewka Nuke Antarctica Nuke Antarctica. 2 likes. This is the Ultimate Solution to the world you've co-created M.FACEBOOK.COM gonguedo man scientists really sound like the kind of people who should set normative social conventions huh killin-the-machine Listen but if you lived that close to the South Pole and eternal darkness was a legitimate thing you experienced fall through winter you'd go a little nuts to joey-wheeler-official Y'all just mad cause antarctic scientists f--- more than you

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