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lesbianshepard Jul 24 travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza. lesbianshepard Jul 24 this should be a crime lesbianshepard Jul 25 #someone needs to die for this #divorced dad type food #is the local chef a 12 year old latchkey kid? #as a new yorker im about to k J elf #abolish all prisons except one for these guys #that is a crime where I'm from #I'm anti regional food variation shaming but this is a crime man #mamma mia. #i took like a deep shuddering breath #i feel nauseous. #oh no they should be shot #literally the closest thing to anti-Italian racism the reviews are in: Pennsylvania must pay for its crimes

lesbianshepard Jul 24 travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza. lesbianshepard Jul 24 this should be a crime lesbianshepard Jul 25 #someone needs to die for this #divorced dad type food #is the local chef a 12 year old latchkey kid? #as a new yorker im about to k J elf #abolish all prisons except one for these guys #that is a crime where I'm from #I'm anti regional food variation shaming but this is a crime man #mamma mia. #i took like a deep shuddering breath #i feel nauseous. #oh no they should be shot #literally the closest thing to anti-Italian racism the reviews are in: Pennsylvania must pay for its crimes

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Me when:

theaccidentfactory Follow I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby theaccidentfactory English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking s about the neighbor's son

theaccidentfactory Follow I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby theaccidentfactory English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking s about the neighbor's son

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How ominous

emiett Follow DIES Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room my-life-is-a-sidequest Follow me when I get you 15,027 notes WOMEN 45753

emiett Follow DIES Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room my-life-is-a-sidequest Follow me when I get you 15,027 notes WOMEN 45753

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How odd

boyzuko I recently discovered that if you tell angry middle-aged men on the internet "Sorry your divorce is going badly!" they'll think you're a wizard.

boyzuko I recently discovered that if you tell angry middle-aged men on the internet "Sorry your divorce is going badly!" they'll think you're a wizard.

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This is about sports?

northshorewave Follow Apr 2, 2023 Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy. Darius Slay says he was "this close" to becoming a Raven David Montgomery was pursued by Vikings, Bears Transfer Portal Created in Good Faith, But is Out of Control By Bryan Clinton Wolf Enters Transfer Portal Wizards And Raptors Injury Reports

northshorewave Follow Apr 2, 2023 Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy. Darius Slay says he was "this close" to becoming a Raven David Montgomery was pursued by Vikings, Bears Transfer Portal Created in Good Faith, But is Out of Control By Bryan Clinton Wolf Enters Transfer Portal Wizards And Raptors Injury Reports

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Doomed

clonerightsagenda Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends #Arcane 14,768 notes

clonerightsagenda Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends #Arcane 14,768 notes

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Peter Pan

trans-pickles Follow you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

trans-pickles Follow you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

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Why were they like that?

terramythos Apr 29 Follow ... Apr 29 7 months ago pokemon mystery dungeon explorers games ARE the funniest flex in the franchise like. WHY did they have to make the story not only good but better than anything other pokemon game before or since. By all accounts the pmd games should be a silly little spinoff and instead they're like 'well. Doomed timeline apocalypse self-sacrifice true love narrative to traumatize the youth. I think every spinoff made by a rando side studio for a major franchise should do this. they should all get a little silly with it terramythos Apr 29 pmd explorers part 1: this here is my lucky rock! :) I think we should form an explorers team to go on fun adventures pmd explorers part 75: well if our existence is causing an ongoing paradox and hurting people then maybe we should consider the options. Like committing s ...

terramythos Apr 29 Follow ... Apr 29 7 months ago pokemon mystery dungeon explorers games ARE the funniest flex in the franchise like. WHY did they have to make the story not only good but better than anything other pokemon game before or since. By all accounts the pmd games should be a silly little spinoff and instead they're like 'well. Doomed timeline apocalypse self-sacrifice true love narrative to traumatize the youth. I think every spinoff made by a rando side studio for a major franchise should do this. they should all get a little silly with it terramythos Apr 29 pmd explorers part 1: this here is my lucky rock! :) I think we should form an explorers team to go on fun adventures pmd explorers part 75: well if our existence is causing an ongoing paradox and hurting people then maybe we should consider the options. Like committing s ...

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That is awful

lesbianshepard Jul 24 travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza. lesbianshepard Jul 24 this should be a crime lesbianshepard Jul 25 #someone needs to die for this #divorced dad type food #is the local chef a 12 year old latchkey kid? #as a new yorker im about to kill myself #abolish all prisons except one for these guys #that is a crime where I'm from #I'm anti regional food variation shaming but this is a crime man #mamma mia. #i took like a deep shuddering breath #i feel nauseous. #oh no they should be shot #literally the closest thing to anti-Italian racism the reviews are in: Pennsylvania must pay for its crimes

lesbianshepard Jul 24 travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza. lesbianshepard Jul 24 this should be a crime lesbianshepard Jul 25 #someone needs to die for this #divorced dad type food #is the local chef a 12 year old latchkey kid? #as a new yorker im about to kill myself #abolish all prisons except one for these guys #that is a crime where I'm from #I'm anti regional food variation shaming but this is a crime man #mamma mia. #i took like a deep shuddering breath #i feel nauseous. #oh no they should be shot #literally the closest thing to anti-Italian racism the reviews are in: Pennsylvania must pay for its crimes

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It's always a horse

lindleland Follow 4. Dec "save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

lindleland Follow 4. Dec "save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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To be an author

helpmeimblorboing The eight stages of writing: - this is awesome - this is slightly less awesome - this is s - I'm s -oh god oh fɩwhat the ho am I doing -wait this might not be that bad actually - How the fuis this working -This is awesome

helpmeimblorboing The eight stages of writing: - this is awesome - this is slightly less awesome - this is s - I'm s -oh god oh fɩwhat the ho am I doing -wait this might not be that bad actually - How the fuis this working -This is awesome

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Same, honestly

anonymous asked: puppy want a treat? infectious Follow puppy want a f break from it all 92.5K notes on

anonymous asked: puppy want a treat? infectious Follow puppy want a f break from it all 92.5K notes on

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Masks as faces

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024 masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved these are all creatures to me ancient-debris Follow Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold, Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old, Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all, Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall, Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea, Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024 masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved these are all creatures to me ancient-debris Follow Angel of War, angular and strange, gleaming silver and gold, Angel of Wonder, pure and one-eyed, looking to stars new and old, Angel of Harvest, simple and hidden, bring nature's sweetness to all, Angel of Health, mysterious and fine, beacon when life starts to fall, Angel of the Deep, crooked and cage-like, guide us across the sea, Angel of Solace, protect us from evil, lead us to where we are free.

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It's true

aniconist Seguir 8 ene. when people are like "he's not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station" i'm like..... well you see there's beauty everywhere actually what-even-is-thiss Seguir 20 jul. You can also find a sunset at a gas station 38.110 notas

aniconist Seguir 8 ene. when people are like "he's not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station" i'm like..... well you see there's beauty everywhere actually what-even-is-thiss Seguir 20 jul. You can also find a sunset at a gas station 38.110 notas

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Satisfying the masculine urge is hard

bewbin Follow I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already f dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just f live

bewbin Follow I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already f dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just f live

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Luigi things

high-functioning-girlfailure 2h ago We gotta apologise to them white women thirsting after serial killers. They had the right idea. Luigi has me acting unsaintly. #luigi mangione #uhc shooter #uhc assassin Blaze E

high-functioning-girlfailure 2h ago We gotta apologise to them white women thirsting after serial killers. They had the right idea. Luigi has me acting unsaintly. #luigi mangione #uhc shooter #uhc assassin Blaze E

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