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Why are titles required now? AND WHY AM I IN A FUCKING BOX?!

saintsentry Me as a parent Son: Daddy, I can't sleep. Me: Don't worry son, I'1l sing you a lullaby Me: Hush little baby, don't say a word Me: And never mind that noise you heard Me: It's just the beasts under your bed. Me: In your closet, and IN YOUR HEEEAAAAD! Me: EEEEEEXIIIIIT LIGHT! EEEEEENNTEEEEEERRRR NIIIIGHT!. .

saintsentry Me as a parent Son: Daddy, I can't sleep. Me: Don't worry son, I'1l sing you a lullaby Me: Hush little baby, don't say a word Me: And never mind that noise you heard Me: It's just the beasts under your bed. Me: In your closet, and IN YOUR HEEEAAAAD! Me: EEEEEEXIIIIIT LIGHT! EEEEEENNTEEEEEERRRR NIIIIGHT!. .

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Such scandal!

scienceofficermulder luftangrepp: Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don't have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons. "How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don't even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn't seem... natural", "What is this... cuddle, you speak of?" im into klingon hug dungeons

scienceofficermulder luftangrepp: Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don't have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons. "How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don't even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn't seem... natural", "What is this... cuddle, you speak of?" im into klingon hug dungeons

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"I'va never seen one of these beasts bitch slapped so hard yet still have the energy to get up to be...

WHY DOES FINLAND HAVE THE LOWEST CHILD POVERTYIN THE WORLD? BASIC INCOME 1 YEAR PAD PARENTAL LEAVE FRIE CHILD CAREFOR YOUTH PARLIAMENT GUARANTEED JOB FOR WITH 9 TO 18 YEAR OLD EVERYONE UNDER 25 REPRESENTATIVES

WHY DOES FINLAND HAVE THE LOWEST CHILD POVERTYIN THE WORLD? BASIC INCOME 1 YEAR PAD PARENTAL LEAVE FRIE CHILD CAREFOR YOUTH PARLIAMENT GUARANTEED JOB FOR WITH 9 TO 18 YEAR OLD EVERYONE UNDER 25 REPRESENTATIVES

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A little late for Valentine's Day, but it can still work

iahfy-blixle Source: dangerscissor dangerscissor cute date ideas Couple falls asleep in a dumpster, wakes up in a garbage truck 9,502 notes

iahfy-blixle Source: dangerscissor dangerscissor cute date ideas Couple falls asleep in a dumpster, wakes up in a garbage truck 9,502 notes

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Predicting the future to killing everyone in a matter of minutes.

kameko13-sakura401 Source:gayturians gayturians yraffect: gayturians once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher's work day so i wouldn't have to go to school and mom's not an idiot so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher's work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone go big or go home 586,340 notes

kameko13-sakura401 Source:gayturians gayturians yraffect: gayturians once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher's work day so i wouldn't have to go to school and mom's not an idiot so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher's work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone go big or go home 586,340 notes

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Space & Time

ahfy jubliants+ Source: just-shower-th slam-dunkity just-shower-thoughts Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time. THIS IS THE REALEST F------ S--- 218,401 notes

ahfy jubliants+ Source: just-shower-th slam-dunkity just-shower-thoughts Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time. THIS IS THE REALEST F------ S--- 218,401 notes

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Dancing Queen

wrrench: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN dancing queen feel dancing queen feel the meat on the tangerine OH YEAH

wrrench: YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN dancing queen feel dancing queen feel the meat on the tangerine OH YEAH

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City Escape Awkward Moment

tailscore when u gotta escape from the city but u remember that u left the stove on PLANET

tailscore when u gotta escape from the city but u remember that u left the stove on PLANET

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Someone's gonna post the "Alternate names for objects" picture on here aren't they

andbrittlebones My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate merry go round' cause she didn't know the Japanese word for it by calling it a horse tornado for children' and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ohhhhh, in Japan we call those 'merry-go-rounds 16,956 notes け

andbrittlebones My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate merry go round' cause she didn't know the Japanese word for it by calling it a horse tornado for children' and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ohhhhh, in Japan we call those 'merry-go-rounds 16,956 notes け

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Language is fun

bisexualzuko darecroW exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said what in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the f--- we are in spain soranotsky heylookitsabbey Source:feirunes feirunes my english teacher says "eh a lot and every time im like "haha i bet he's from canada". but then i remember. i'm canadian. i live in canada 249,737 notes ensenawklesrubyswebsite Source: waeh-edsheeran waeh-edsheeran: I watch so much American TV nowadays that today when I went downstairs and saw my dad drinking tea I thought to myself "What is he, British? and then I realised. My dad is British.Iam British. We live in Britain. 4,877 notes WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON one time my sister asked me a question in english, I responded in Hebrew and she responded in Spanish.

bisexualzuko darecroW exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said what in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the f--- we are in spain soranotsky heylookitsabbey Source:feirunes feirunes my english teacher says "eh a lot and every time im like "haha i bet he's from canada". but then i remember. i'm canadian. i live in canada 249,737 notes ensenawklesrubyswebsite Source: waeh-edsheeran waeh-edsheeran: I watch so much American TV nowadays that today when I went downstairs and saw my dad drinking tea I thought to myself "What is he, British? and then I realised. My dad is British.Iam British. We live in Britain. 4,877 notes WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON one time my sister asked me a question in english, I responded in Hebrew and she responded in Spanish.

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A _____ closet

shuadunzo starbolt22 ixelatedbukakke mrliquorliquorlips livisalesbian acountrygirl A country closet. a lesbian closet A hipster closet A lumberjack closet a country hipster lesbian lumberjack closet. a Winchester closet

shuadunzo starbolt22 ixelatedbukakke mrliquorliquorlips livisalesbian acountrygirl A country closet. a lesbian closet A hipster closet A lumberjack closet a country hipster lesbian lumberjack closet. a Winchester closet

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"Plain" "Powerful" "25g protein"

fictionkin laserbabe: it's weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women TE PLAIN OIR POWERFUL YOGURT 25 PROTEIN 8 8U

fictionkin laserbabe: it's weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women TE PLAIN OIR POWERFUL YOGURT 25 PROTEIN 8 8U

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DJ Roomba floor

thatsthat24: stunningpicture: Long exposure of a roomba vacuum with color-changing light on top Incorrect. This is DJ Roomba in action.

thatsthat24: stunningpicture: Long exposure of a roomba vacuum with color-changing light on top Incorrect. This is DJ Roomba in action.

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I dunno, some title

cas-get-into-my-ass blowmeharry: shellfish-machines i really don't understand how a lot of you are single because you're all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want sanity

cas-get-into-my-ass blowmeharry: shellfish-machines i really don't understand how a lot of you are single because you're all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want sanity

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Remember: You can't spell "laugh" without "ugh"

awesomephilia: everyday-awkward: I had a sign in my room that said "laugh" but the 'L' and the 'A' fell off and now it only says "ugh" and thats just perfect ugh

awesomephilia: everyday-awkward: I had a sign in my room that said "laugh" but the 'L' and the 'A' fell off and now it only says "ugh" and thats just perfect ugh

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Warning: Meme density at critical levels

the-ackerman-queen ahrned: animal-soul: sadfrogmemer: 1 2 3 4 I declare a meme war 5 6 7 8 factoid just a statistical error average hte spagheti only meant well but MMM Whatcha SAYYYY that you ordered none pizza with left mineral? Sure, Jan, very wow, the feels are the zodiac killer's aesthetic when he puts the bath bomb in the ball pit I feel sick Reading that made me think of a broken video cassette on fast-forward

the-ackerman-queen ahrned: animal-soul: sadfrogmemer: 1 2 3 4 I declare a meme war 5 6 7 8 factoid just a statistical error average hte spagheti only meant well but MMM Whatcha SAYYYY that you ordered none pizza with left mineral? Sure, Jan, very wow, the feels are the zodiac killer's aesthetic when he puts the bath bomb in the ball pit I feel sick Reading that made me think of a broken video cassette on fast-forward

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Pulling off a face like that would be guaranteed to shut anyone up

luxwing you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

luxwing you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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Two bee ore knot two bee

purple-ocity deletlng: kirschtein-be-bitchin: lots-of-pun: That is the question bee bee rock knot bee bee 2 bee ore not 2 bee how tf are you supposed to know that that lame rock is called ORE That's the question

purple-ocity deletlng: kirschtein-be-bitchin: lots-of-pun: That is the question bee bee rock knot bee bee 2 bee ore not 2 bee how tf are you supposed to know that that lame rock is called ORE That's the question

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Kafka and the Doll: The Pervasiveness of Loss

letters-to-l----- Franz Kafka, the story goes, encountered a little girl in the park where he went walking daily. She was crying. She had lost her doll and was desolate. Kafka offered to help her look for the doll and arranged to meet her the next day at the same spot. Unable to find the doll he composed a letter from the doll and read it to her when they met. Please do not mourn me, I have gone on a trip to see the world. I will write you of my adventures." This was the beginning of many letters. When he and the little girl met he read her from these carefully composed letters the imagined adventures of the beloved doll. The little girl was comforted. When the meetings came to an end Kafka presented her with a doll. She obviously looked different from the original doll. An attached letter explained: "My travels have changed me ” Many years later, the now grown girl found a letter stuffed into arn unnoticed crevice in the cherished replacement doll. In summary it said: Every thing that you love, you will eventually lose, but in the end, love will return in a different form. Kafka and the Doll: The Pervasiveness of Loss.

letters-to-l----- Franz Kafka, the story goes, encountered a little girl in the park where he went walking daily. She was crying. She had lost her doll and was desolate. Kafka offered to help her look for the doll and arranged to meet her the next day at the same spot. Unable to find the doll he composed a letter from the doll and read it to her when they met. Please do not mourn me, I have gone on a trip to see the world. I will write you of my adventures." This was the beginning of many letters. When he and the little girl met he read her from these carefully composed letters the imagined adventures of the beloved doll. The little girl was comforted. When the meetings came to an end Kafka presented her with a doll. She obviously looked different from the original doll. An attached letter explained: "My travels have changed me ” Many years later, the now grown girl found a letter stuffed into arn unnoticed crevice in the cherished replacement doll. In summary it said: Every thing that you love, you will eventually lose, but in the end, love will return in a different form. Kafka and the Doll: The Pervasiveness of Loss.

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LEE HOPKINS @leehopkins Y Follow Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and then don't turn up, leaving empty arena. Class. ←Reply乜Retweet ★Favorited 7,352 2,418 More RETWEETS FAVORITES 3:40 AM-16 Aug 13 indiedrone lifeisadrag einsteinsface Iceland salute you. basically got all their money without having to give his sermon. So it was just a huge "f--- you to that guy. Super rad! ah, thank you! i didn't know it was free THATS F----- TEAMWORK

LEE HOPKINS @leehopkins Y Follow Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and then don't turn up, leaving empty arena. Class. ←Reply乜Retweet ★Favorited 7,352 2,418 More RETWEETS FAVORITES 3:40 AM-16 Aug 13 indiedrone lifeisadrag einsteinsface Iceland salute you. basically got all their money without having to give his sermon. So it was just a huge "f--- you to that guy. Super rad! ah, thank you! i didn't know it was free THATS F----- TEAMWORK

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