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maxolines nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url

maxolines nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url

GOT ACNE? JUST ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT TO DO. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHO THE F--- RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

GOT ACNE? JUST ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT TO DO. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHO THE F--- RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

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The Mommy Maker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters Price: $39.99 -Fools up to 30% of pediatricians . Pregnancy belly to "give birth to dog-baby sold separately 75% real baby hair . Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in . Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff poopflow: ohnoproblems: NO "75% real baby hair"

The Mommy Maker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters Price: $39.99 -Fools up to 30% of pediatricians . Pregnancy belly to "give birth to dog-baby sold separately 75% real baby hair . Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in . Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff poopflow: ohnoproblems: NO "75% real baby hair"

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aleeyabooh one-scoop omatsn Baby cuttlefish what do you think it dreams about awww

aleeyabooh one-scoop omatsn Baby cuttlefish what do you think it dreams about awww

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Planetzoned

comedy-iesus solluxpooping boodlicious Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune planet zoned

comedy-iesus solluxpooping boodlicious Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune planet zoned

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i'm watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so f------ raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the f--- her coupon game was so f----- raw" is basically the best string of words ever concocted 307,436 notes は一

i'm watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so f------ raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the f--- her coupon game was so f----- raw" is basically the best string of words ever concocted 307,436 notes は一

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giraffepoliceforce So I don't think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do. Okay, but seriously. if you're ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can't wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don't have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it's ice cream made of lies. ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don't trust liars or their disease- ridden ice cream that was the best safe-sex talk ever

giraffepoliceforce So I don't think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do. Okay, but seriously. if you're ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can't wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don't have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it's ice cream made of lies. ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don't trust liars or their disease- ridden ice cream that was the best safe-sex talk ever

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wide-horizonssweetsanity666 Source: heavensairwavés heavensairwaves heavensainwaves BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY ANDI FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

wide-horizonssweetsanity666 Source: heavensairwavés heavensairwaves heavensainwaves BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY ANDI FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse? argentineduck A fox sits in the forest, casually holding a flashlight and flicking it on and off rapidly At the edge of the forest, a friendly horse stands, eyes wide with fear as he receives the message. "Stay out of my territory. ay out of my termto

Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse? argentineduck A fox sits in the forest, casually holding a flashlight and flicking it on and off rapidly At the edge of the forest, a friendly horse stands, eyes wide with fear as he receives the message. "Stay out of my territory. ay out of my termto

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S297 ew! New New NewNev NewNew He He Newt :- , New! New! New New New Newi New New Nev Ne New NewNe New New New! New! New New! Newl、 ew Newd high-self-esteem: pizzasnachosbutts: i think walmart got new candles r u sure

creatingtheimaginary: tentakewl that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful POCKETS BEAUTIFUL CHEESEBURGER

creatingtheimaginary: tentakewl that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful POCKETS BEAUTIFUL CHEESEBURGER

sarcostic= mothermercyfathertime。 161,687 niggercakes hunganian say "oh my god look at the blood on her pants" in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie Source: hungarian Oh that'smasty

sarcostic= mothermercyfathertime。 161,687 niggercakes hunganian say "oh my god look at the blood on her pants" in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie Source: hungarian Oh that'smasty

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iwOntcryanymore: once when I was on my period l dropped a bowl of cheese balls on the floor and sat down and cried for an hour if that doesn't explain periods then idk what does

iwOntcryanymore: once when I was on my period l dropped a bowl of cheese balls on the floor and sat down and cried for an hour if that doesn't explain periods then idk what does

Commander Meowington

H-------- you guys wanna talk about the most hardoore character in attack on stan wel look no momertucking further this goddamn f------ CAT is just sitting right by a goddamn POOL OF BLOOD casualy not giving a single solrary F--- as the city around it gets reduced to rubble mean corkscrewed assholes s------ into ininity wihy his cat in the f------ recon corps yet I need a pic of this cat in 30M kiing stans did someone say commander meowingnon YOU MADE MY POST 1000X BETTER THANK YOU

H-------- you guys wanna talk about the most hardoore character in attack on stan wel look no momertucking further this goddamn f------ CAT is just sitting right by a goddamn POOL OF BLOOD casualy not giving a single solrary F--- as the city around it gets reduced to rubble mean corkscrewed assholes s------ into ininity wihy his cat in the f------ recon corps yet I need a pic of this cat in 30M kiing stans did someone say commander meowingnon YOU MADE MY POST 1000X BETTER THANK YOU

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jakemalik penisbuttersandwich Source: dafthappiness To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumbir I think we all know where you really belong: 2 HUT I think you should shut the f--- up we RP smut. I do it all the f------ time. We write fanfics. We love yuri and yaoi. We have dirty minds. SUPER Lu JR's 297,208 notes け

jakemalik penisbuttersandwich Source: dafthappiness To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumbir I think we all know where you really belong: 2 HUT I think you should shut the f--- up we RP smut. I do it all the f------ time. We write fanfics. We love yuri and yaoi. We have dirty minds. SUPER Lu JR's 297,208 notes け

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There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway-forever the most metal country ever.

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway-forever the most metal country ever.

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secretmindreader headingneverland: "Sorry," I say to the mind reader in the room while I continue to think about gay sex in public places i'm enjoying it, you're excused

secretmindreader headingneverland: "Sorry," I say to the mind reader in the room while I continue to think about gay sex in public places i'm enjoying it, you're excused

bootaloo my brother is the best at halloween. 108,931 notes

bootaloo my brother is the best at halloween. 108,931 notes

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wearing a belt cringepics: Justgirlythings are really running low on ideas these days.

wearing a belt cringepics: Justgirlythings are really running low on ideas these days.

zackisontumblr crackawaii cokeflow on the way to finger your girl 30,151 notes

zackisontumblr crackawaii cokeflow on the way to finger your girl 30,151 notes