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fuckyeahaimeenicole inc ohmygil formaldeiekyll Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for feminine hygiene- but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p effective and voila tampons thanks WW1 so what you're saying is that tampon commercials should be shot like war films Yes Are you saying that periods are equivalent to bullet wounds Yes

fuckyeahaimeenicole inc ohmygil formaldeiekyll Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for feminine hygiene- but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p effective and voila tampons thanks WW1 so what you're saying is that tampon commercials should be shot like war films Yes Are you saying that periods are equivalent to bullet wounds Yes

akamatic gardenburger gardenburger hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. are you implying what i think you are BOOM BABY 197,097 notes

akamatic gardenburger gardenburger hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. are you implying what i think you are BOOM BABY 197,097 notes

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FEDERALRESERVENOTE JB 00000000 T 82 JB 00000000T streeter I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There's something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, I don't approve of what you're doing, but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster wait a second. I used to be a bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings and one night I walked into the bathroom and this guy comes out of the handicapped stall and says, "Man Buffalo Wild Wings is the second best place to do cocaine." I thought he was kidding so l asked him what the number one place is and he said, "My house, obviously" and then got a nose bleed. IS THIS SOME SORT OF NATIONAL SECRET DRUG/WING CLUB?

FEDERALRESERVENOTE JB 00000000 T 82 JB 00000000T streeter I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There's something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, I don't approve of what you're doing, but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster wait a second. I used to be a bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings and one night I walked into the bathroom and this guy comes out of the handicapped stall and says, "Man Buffalo Wild Wings is the second best place to do cocaine." I thought he was kidding so l asked him what the number one place is and he said, "My house, obviously" and then got a nose bleed. IS THIS SOME SORT OF NATIONAL SECRET DRUG/WING CLUB?

dammit-barton fylikeabowtie: sweetmotherofhandgrenades: yumatsukomo: twinkle twinkle little star why is art so f------ HARD Hup above the world so high cant draw the OTHER EYE twinkle twinkle little F--- dammit what the- lgive up This is my anthem

dammit-barton fylikeabowtie: sweetmotherofhandgrenades: yumatsukomo: twinkle twinkle little star why is art so f------ HARD Hup above the world so high cant draw the OTHER EYE twinkle twinkle little F--- dammit what the- lgive up This is my anthem

6:15 KTVU COM In News by Joe Veix Oct 1,2013 Boat filled with weed crashes into nude beach sharpedont Sounds like my type of party

6:15 KTVU COM In News by Joe Veix Oct 1,2013 Boat filled with weed crashes into nude beach sharpedont Sounds like my type of party

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as farge venomoth why do they sell these to commit a murder most fow sit down

as farge venomoth why do they sell these to commit a murder most fow sit down

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血 221bitssmallerontheoutside #f--- this tree in particular.

血 221bitssmallerontheoutside #f--- this tree in particular.

oliconoisseur. timeywimeyteapot why do straight guys say "no h---" like our species is called h--- sapiens we are literally all h--- #ok maybe a little bit h--- but DEFINITELY no erectus

oliconoisseur. timeywimeyteapot why do straight guys say "no h---" like our species is called h--- sapiens we are literally all h--- #ok maybe a little bit h--- but DEFINITELY no erectus

halfalipsticklesbian settherecordbent aneverydaynerd: I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said 'and trix are for kids.' and ran off with the cereal and the game. Small child: 1; Lady: 0 This child wins in life.

halfalipsticklesbian settherecordbent aneverydaynerd: I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said 'and trix are for kids.' and ran off with the cereal and the game. Small child: 1; Lady: 0 This child wins in life.

hatrah ou-run-i-roll ts like the dads hair has slowly fallen onto his sons chest over time i'm done with this site

hatrah ou-run-i-roll ts like the dads hair has slowly fallen onto his sons chest over time i'm done with this site

twerkingwithtroybolton a-true-fangirl kellinsbum: so i walked into my brother's room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said "if you're a ghost or some s--- please f--- off im too tired for this"

twerkingwithtroybolton a-true-fangirl kellinsbum: so i walked into my brother's room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said "if you're a ghost or some s--- please f--- off im too tired for this"

can we talk about how rabbits look like the harbingers of destruction and bloodshed on the battlefield whenever they yawn AT DAWN, WE RIDE

can we talk about how rabbits look like the harbingers of destruction and bloodshed on the battlefield whenever they yawn AT DAWN, WE RIDE

coopthefall phyerfly holmesiswheretheheartis Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago 2 years ago has anyone called her yet? maybe

coopthefall phyerfly holmesiswheretheheartis Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago 2 years ago has anyone called her yet? maybe

nassachusetts mebeingastar Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I'm half asleep and then I flush and it's like a f------ mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am why does your toilet sound like a mariachi band i need one of those Source: berryhudson

nassachusetts mebeingastar Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I'm half asleep and then I flush and it's like a f------ mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am why does your toilet sound like a mariachi band i need one of those Source: berryhudson

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rneerkat: neerkat what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms 2 Na I actually want to cry

rneerkat: neerkat what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms 2 Na I actually want to cry

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forkliftangleofthelard "一壶区 541 x-oskeleton Can we talk about how derpy and unreliable the Mark 42 suit was throughout the entire movie though? It's like the Moon Moon of Tony Stark's suits. Other suits: "OH S--- WHO BROUGHT F------ MAN MAN ALONG Source: x-oskeleton

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forkliftangleofthelard "一壶区 541 x-oskeleton Can we talk about how derpy and unreliable the Mark 42 suit was throughout the entire movie though? It's like the Moon Moon of Tony Stark's suits. Other suits: "OH S--- WHO BROUGHT F------ MAN MAN ALONG Source: x-oskeleton

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revYour country needs you Im Canadian arrpit the-absolute-best-gits People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. DEAL WITH IT The whole theatre started cheering when this scene came on

revYour country needs you Im Canadian arrpit the-absolute-best-gits People always forget that Wolverine is Canadian. DEAL WITH IT The whole theatre started cheering when this scene came on

Mom got pulled over cause she went alittle overboard with the Halloween pic.twitter.com/GDegHJAftb 10/22/13, 3:51 PM i cant f------ breathe

Mom got pulled over cause she went alittle overboard with the Halloween pic.twitter.com/GDegHJAftb 10/22/13, 3:51 PM i cant f------ breathe

My parents are dentists nearly-headless-horseman otalnerd666 #can we just stop and appreciate Harry's face in this scene? mean, he's literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione's blood status #she's the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry's there just like "say something I dare you" #and if you look at her face you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione's big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione's talking about. Harry: I wish a m---------- would talk s--- right now Say something, make my day Das right 201,821 notes は

My parents are dentists nearly-headless-horseman otalnerd666 #can we just stop and appreciate Harry's face in this scene? mean, he's literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione's blood status #she's the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry's there just like "say something I dare you" #and if you look at her face you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione's big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione's talking about. Harry: I wish a m---------- would talk s--- right now Say something, make my day Das right 201,821 notes は

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tumblr. facebook Donftlisten to that quy He's trying to lead vou down.the path of righteousness tumblr. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks spiderpoet harry-twater I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS There's not much of a different either way. 71,727 notes

tumblr. facebook Donftlisten to that quy He's trying to lead vou down.the path of righteousness tumblr. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks spiderpoet harry-twater I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS There's not much of a different either way. 71,727 notes