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Rise N' Grind

myleg rise n grind sappho-official 8558871(0P) hey quick question why are you making other people look at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show anyone else other than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks

myleg rise n grind sappho-official 8558871(0P) hey quick question why are you making other people look at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show anyone else other than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks

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My boy, this freedom is what all true emulators strive for!

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metalslugx when your son gets locked up MYBOY luisvirgil when your son escapes My Boy! Free My Boy! is running. ojoxgamer Lookout 8:26 PM Scan Complete My Boy! is safe when your son comes home

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Middle ground is for people who actually try to not jump to conclusions like it's a goddamn Olympic event

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3cbx seeing Discourse u have a moderate opinion on it but not saying anything because tungle dot com is an extremist hell site that has no concept of middle ground

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the man

ollsivoblivion slimeghost: this man's name is FL Studio hes inside michael de santas house this man is the human version of a donkey kong 64 enemy

ollsivoblivion slimeghost: this man's name is FL Studio hes inside michael de santas house this man is the human version of a donkey kong 64 enemy

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Will this individual win the Darwin Award? More news at 9:00 EST

bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava 毘 thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava. Source: bakrua

bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava 毘 thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava. Source: bakrua

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This needs to be done with all flavors

brazenautomaton dear guys who make gatorade frost: the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents I don't know what Icy Charge tastes like but I'm pretty sure it's going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds

brazenautomaton dear guys who make gatorade frost: the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents I don't know what Icy Charge tastes like but I'm pretty sure it's going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds

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Wait...it had a book?

Tim Templeton (Tobey Maguire as an adult and Miles Christopher Bakshi as a child) is an adventurous and imaginative seven-year old boy who lives his days having fun with his parents, Ted (Jimmy Kimmel) and Janice (Lisa Kudrow) and wishes it to be just the three of them forever. However, one day. Tim is surprised when a business suit-wearing infant shows up at his house and Ted and Janice proudly call him Tim's little brother. Tim is jealous of attention the baby is receiving, not to mention suspicious when the infant acts odd around him, but his parents try to convince him that they will grow to love each other Soon, Tim learn that the baby can talk like an adult (Alec Baldwin) and he introduces himself as The Boss. Seeing an opportunity to be rid of him, Tim records a conversation between him and other toddlers who are over at Tim's house for a meeting (under the guise of a play-date by the parents) to do something about how puppies are receiving more love than babies. The Boss Baby and the other infants catch Tim with the recording and after a chase scene throughout the backyard and the house, the tape is terminated after The Boss Baby threatens to tear up Tim's favorite stuffed animal, Lamb-Lamb. With no evidence to support him, Tim is subsequently grounded by his parents for his actions during the chase between him and the infants. The Boss Baby comes to Tim and forces him to suck on a pacifier that transports them to Baby Corp, a place where infants with adult-like minds work to preserve infant love everywhere, but they are virtual, so therefore can not be seen or heard. The Boss Baby explains to Tim that he was sent on a mission to see why puppies are getting more love than infants and he has infiltrated Tim's residence because his parents work for Puppy Co., which is unleashing a new puppy soon on the day that employees take their children to work. He also explains that he stays mature due to drinking a substance called Secret Baby Formula, which enables a baby to act like an adult but if a baby doesn't drink it at a period of time, he/she becomes a regular baby. He hopes to receive a promotion after dealing with Puppy Co.'s new puppy. thereelofavideogame the plot of Boss Baby is more complicated than Homestuck takineko This has nothing to do with the children's book it was based off of at all

Tim Templeton (Tobey Maguire as an adult and Miles Christopher Bakshi as a child) is an adventurous and imaginative seven-year old boy who lives his days having fun with his parents, Ted (Jimmy Kimmel) and Janice (Lisa Kudrow) and wishes it to be just the three of them forever. However, one day. Tim is surprised when a business suit-wearing infant shows up at his house and Ted and Janice proudly call him Tim's little brother. Tim is jealous of attention the baby is receiving, not to mention suspicious when the infant acts odd around him, but his parents try to convince him that they will grow to love each other Soon, Tim learn that the baby can talk like an adult (Alec Baldwin) and he introduces himself as The Boss. Seeing an opportunity to be rid of him, Tim records a conversation between him and other toddlers who are over at Tim's house for a meeting (under the guise of a play-date by the parents) to do something about how puppies are receiving more love than babies. The Boss Baby and the other infants catch Tim with the recording and after a chase scene throughout the backyard and the house, the tape is terminated after The Boss Baby threatens to tear up Tim's favorite stuffed animal, Lamb-Lamb. With no evidence to support him, Tim is subsequently grounded by his parents for his actions during the chase between him and the infants. The Boss Baby comes to Tim and forces him to suck on a pacifier that transports them to Baby Corp, a place where infants with adult-like minds work to preserve infant love everywhere, but they are virtual, so therefore can not be seen or heard. The Boss Baby explains to Tim that he was sent on a mission to see why puppies are getting more love than infants and he has infiltrated Tim's residence because his parents work for Puppy Co., which is unleashing a new puppy soon on the day that employees take their children to work. He also explains that he stays mature due to drinking a substance called Secret Baby Formula, which enables a baby to act like an adult but if a baby doesn't drink it at a period of time, he/she becomes a regular baby. He hopes to receive a promotion after dealing with Puppy Co.'s new puppy. thereelofavideogame the plot of Boss Baby is more complicated than Homestuck takineko This has nothing to do with the children's book it was based off of at all

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Meanwhile, thousands of artists every minute are working on some piece of art they will finish in several days more to get 1.000 notes.

van-helsing-kin: feminismisahatemovement egberts egberts warhammer-of-cillyhoo egberts egberts my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we're happy for you its just a toaster it's been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don't know!! i haven't lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven't seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!l who knows!? not me! I'm so sorry you lost the toaster My heart goes out for your toaster Please know we are starting both a kickstarter AND a change.org petition to see you reunited with that toaster. I know that cannot take away the pain of the months you have been torn apart, but as God is my witness, you WILL be together again. 9 months ago Source: egberts Reblogged from Space Dog Tagged: #egberts toaster #this could happen to you #stay woke 572.217 notes 572217 notes

van-helsing-kin: feminismisahatemovement egberts egberts warhammer-of-cillyhoo egberts egberts my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we're happy for you its just a toaster it's been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don't know!! i haven't lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven't seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!l who knows!? not me! I'm so sorry you lost the toaster My heart goes out for your toaster Please know we are starting both a kickstarter AND a change.org petition to see you reunited with that toaster. I know that cannot take away the pain of the months you have been torn apart, but as God is my witness, you WILL be together again. 9 months ago Source: egberts Reblogged from Space Dog Tagged: #egberts toaster #this could happen to you #stay woke 572.217 notes 572217 notes

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This is actually really scary

More than 100 gay men have been rounded up and some killed in Chechnya Russia » thewinddrifter gavwntes This weekend, Russian media reported that officials in the republic of Chechnya have detained more than 100 gay men and killed at least three. The number of dead may actually be much higher, in recent weeks, gay men have been simply disappearing off the streets. Russian officials are saying this is impossible because "there are no gay people in Russia." Really A spokesman for Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, who is a vocal supporter of Russian President Vladimir Putin, denied that any such activities have taken place. He further suggested that there are no gay people in the country at all You cannot arrest or repress people who just don't exist in the republic," spokesman Alvi Karimov said in a statement obtained by Radio Free Europe on Saturday. "If such people existed in Chechnya, law enforcement would not have to worry about them, as their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return." Holy. S---. What needs to be understood here as well that this is, more than likely sanctioned and ordered by the Russian state, and not just a random act ofpolice violence This isn't some random act, it's a continuing pattern and has been going on for a while now. "You cannot arrest or repress people who just don t exist in the republic, I dont like scaremongering but this is an incredibly alarming thing to say when there's fears over lgbt households/comminities being excluded from the next us census Reblogged 1 hour ago from eggheadcheesybird (originally from gaywrites) 12,814 notes Source: gaywrites

More than 100 gay men have been rounded up and some killed in Chechnya Russia » thewinddrifter gavwntes This weekend, Russian media reported that officials in the republic of Chechnya have detained more than 100 gay men and killed at least three. The number of dead may actually be much higher, in recent weeks, gay men have been simply disappearing off the streets. Russian officials are saying this is impossible because "there are no gay people in Russia." Really A spokesman for Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, who is a vocal supporter of Russian President Vladimir Putin, denied that any such activities have taken place. He further suggested that there are no gay people in the country at all You cannot arrest or repress people who just don't exist in the republic," spokesman Alvi Karimov said in a statement obtained by Radio Free Europe on Saturday. "If such people existed in Chechnya, law enforcement would not have to worry about them, as their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return." Holy. S---. What needs to be understood here as well that this is, more than likely sanctioned and ordered by the Russian state, and not just a random act ofpolice violence This isn't some random act, it's a continuing pattern and has been going on for a while now. "You cannot arrest or repress people who just don t exist in the republic, I dont like scaremongering but this is an incredibly alarming thing to say when there's fears over lgbt households/comminities being excluded from the next us census Reblogged 1 hour ago from eggheadcheesybird (originally from gaywrites) 12,814 notes Source: gaywrites

Why Europe respects Scotland

mrleadbutterfly 221badwolfstreet arthulian gan-firling neueratemybaby cantnotmove i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was 'we hate england more than you" one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the stand up if you hate england" chant and the whole stadium stood up WHAT DID WE DO?! What didn't we do Does this mean that England is the us of europe where do you think the us got it from?22?

mrleadbutterfly 221badwolfstreet arthulian gan-firling neueratemybaby cantnotmove i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was 'we hate england more than you" one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the stand up if you hate england" chant and the whole stadium stood up WHAT DID WE DO?! What didn't we do Does this mean that England is the us of europe where do you think the us got it from?22?

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Little Timmy didn't know how deep in shit he was

chuckesunderground: "Keep driving or I will pull the trigger"

chuckesunderground: "Keep driving or I will pull the trigger"

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My boy

metalslugx when your son gets locked up luisvirgil when your son escapes My Boy! Free My Boy! is running.

metalslugx when your son gets locked up luisvirgil when your son escapes My Boy! Free My Boy! is running.

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That's always how it is

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Teddy Vs. Death

When former president Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep in 1919, Thomas R. Marshall, the sitting vice-president, said "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com el-presidente-deadpool: colpfiction: geistygeist: ultrafacts: (Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts reblogging for the art UC

When former president Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep in 1919, Thomas R. Marshall, the sitting vice-president, said "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com el-presidente-deadpool: colpfiction: geistygeist: ultrafacts: (Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts reblogging for the art UC

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The only kind of Ace Discourse Tumblr deserves.

antioch musicalhell systlin totohoy systlin knowsthi why are there so many posts about asexuals being immuneto sirens. people. sirens don't lure you in with sex (necessarily) they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is f------ dead this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the f------ gods." I'm not asexual but I'm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex l mean WHAT THE F--- STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS." F----- THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH This is true, Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying "Well tell you the winning lotto numbers Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds- Me: "diving headfirst into the water* I love this post Them: hey man if you jump into the water you'll f------ drown Me: i'm all in baby "Away with you!" lexclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren "Oh, but we have anything you could ever want," she cooed. I shook my head. "I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!" The siren paused for a moment. "Dank Memes," she said, "The Dankest Memes you co-" Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water. joebobtheasian Source: the-macra #meirl #me_irl 256,246 notes Mar 22nd, 2017

antioch musicalhell systlin totohoy systlin knowsthi why are there so many posts about asexuals being immuneto sirens. people. sirens don't lure you in with sex (necessarily) they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is f------ dead this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the f------ gods." I'm not asexual but I'm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex l mean WHAT THE F--- STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS." F----- THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH This is true, Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying "Well tell you the winning lotto numbers Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds- Me: "diving headfirst into the water* I love this post Them: hey man if you jump into the water you'll f------ drown Me: i'm all in baby "Away with you!" lexclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren "Oh, but we have anything you could ever want," she cooed. I shook my head. "I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!" The siren paused for a moment. "Dank Memes," she said, "The Dankest Memes you co-" Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water. joebobtheasian Source: the-macra #meirl #me_irl 256,246 notes Mar 22nd, 2017

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Installing Fear

5:33 How to wash a Kitten without installing fear FloridaVideos 112,563 views 1 year ago itstimewehavesomesoliddick Allocating disk space for F.E.A.R. I f----- up

5:33 How to wash a Kitten without installing fear FloridaVideos 112,563 views 1 year ago itstimewehavesomesoliddick Allocating disk space for F.E.A.R. I f----- up

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Thanks Deviantart

hitp /www.deviantart.com Here Goes... by -KamanariDalceWolf Wel I buit up some courage and decided to submit a piece of mine1 call"Stary Night purplepaintiob: How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night as your own artwork...? THISI IS LEGIGITIAMTELY THE FUNNIEST HTING IVE SEENIN A THOUSAN D YEARS

hitp /www.deviantart.com Here Goes... by -KamanariDalceWolf Wel I buit up some courage and decided to submit a piece of mine1 call"Stary Night purplepaintiob: How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night as your own artwork...? THISI IS LEGIGITIAMTELY THE FUNNIEST HTING IVE SEENIN A THOUSAN D YEARS

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Give me a 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️L🅰️

korolevx why is misspelling the name of any soda so funny bepsi. boba bola. mountain dee. sprine. bargs root beeb

korolevx why is misspelling the name of any soda so funny bepsi. boba bola. mountain dee. sprine. bargs root beeb

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Apparently this guy is from between the lions

snoopingasusualisee pants whenever i hear the word funnyman this is the guy that first comes to mind oathgrowth i could have gone the entire rest of life without remembering this abomination

snoopingasusualisee pants whenever i hear the word funnyman this is the guy that first comes to mind oathgrowth i could have gone the entire rest of life without remembering this abomination

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There truly is a font for everything

kreuzader y'all complaining about comic sans, papyrus and bleeding cowboys being the worst font but this is officially the worst font of all time kreuzader LEV CAEES

kreuzader y'all complaining about comic sans, papyrus and bleeding cowboys being the worst font but this is officially the worst font of all time kreuzader LEV CAEES

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