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Why Europe respects Scotland

mrleadbutterfly 221badwolfstreet arthulian gan-firling neueratemybaby cantnotmove i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was 'we hate england more than you" one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the stand up if you hate england" chant and the whole stadium stood up WHAT DID WE DO?! What didn't we do Does this mean that England is the us of europe where do you think the us got it from?22?

mrleadbutterfly 221badwolfstreet arthulian gan-firling neueratemybaby cantnotmove i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was 'we hate england more than you" one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the stand up if you hate england" chant and the whole stadium stood up WHAT DID WE DO?! What didn't we do Does this mean that England is the us of europe where do you think the us got it from?22?

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The future we deserve

healthbyholly You can give someone a b------ or f--- them anywhere. Sex is never inappropriate. Being parked~in the middle of the street~ doesn't mean you can't suck a d--- or ride one, who cares who sees? It's your body to use whenever and wherever you want, and it doesn't hurt anyone to see nudity or sex. vllages me, riding d--- at the taco bell: this is what it means to be an activist, everyone Source: healthbyholly

Little Timmy didn't know how deep in shit he was

chuckesunderground: "Keep driving or I will pull the trigger"

chuckesunderground: "Keep driving or I will pull the trigger"

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My boy

metalslugx when your son gets locked up luisvirgil when your son escapes My Boy! Free My Boy! is running.

metalslugx when your son gets locked up luisvirgil when your son escapes My Boy! Free My Boy! is running.

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That's always how it is

Ps [ political comment] a------ lol ur f----- wrong etc. SJipshit iPS a------ follow what's u m/20/diaper fetishist, mlp fan pornblog sn0wbro this is 99% of all discourse posts

Ps [ political comment] a------ lol ur f----- wrong etc. SJipshit iPS a------ follow what's u m/20/diaper fetishist, mlp fan pornblog sn0wbro this is 99% of all discourse posts

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Teddy Vs. Death

When former president Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep in 1919, Thomas R. Marshall, the sitting vice-president, said "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com el-presidente-deadpool: colpfiction: geistygeist: ultrafacts: (Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts reblogging for the art UC

When former president Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep in 1919, Thomas R. Marshall, the sitting vice-president, said "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com el-presidente-deadpool: colpfiction: geistygeist: ultrafacts: (Fact Source) for more facts, follow Ultrafacts reblogging for the art UC

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The only kind of Ace Discourse Tumblr deserves.

antioch musicalhell systlin totohoy systlin knowsthi why are there so many posts about asexuals being immuneto sirens. people. sirens don't lure you in with sex (necessarily) they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is f------ dead this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the f------ gods." I'm not asexual but I'm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex l mean WHAT THE F--- STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS." F----- THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH This is true, Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying "Well tell you the winning lotto numbers Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds- Me: "diving headfirst into the water* I love this post Them: hey man if you jump into the water you'll f------ drown Me: i'm all in baby "Away with you!" lexclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren "Oh, but we have anything you could ever want," she cooed. I shook my head. "I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!" The siren paused for a moment. "Dank Memes," she said, "The Dankest Memes you co-" Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water. joebobtheasian Source: the-macra #meirl #me_irl 256,246 notes Mar 22nd, 2017

antioch musicalhell systlin totohoy systlin knowsthi why are there so many posts about asexuals being immuneto sirens. people. sirens don't lure you in with sex (necessarily) they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is f------ dead this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the f------ gods." I'm not asexual but I'm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex l mean WHAT THE F--- STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS." F----- THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH This is true, Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying "Well tell you the winning lotto numbers Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds- Me: "diving headfirst into the water* I love this post Them: hey man if you jump into the water you'll f------ drown Me: i'm all in baby "Away with you!" lexclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren "Oh, but we have anything you could ever want," she cooed. I shook my head. "I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!" The siren paused for a moment. "Dank Memes," she said, "The Dankest Memes you co-" Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water. joebobtheasian Source: the-macra #meirl #me_irl 256,246 notes Mar 22nd, 2017

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Installing Fear

5:33 How to wash a Kitten without installing fear FloridaVideos 112,563 views 1 year ago itstimewehavesomesoliddick Allocating disk space for F.E.A.R. I f----- up

5:33 How to wash a Kitten without installing fear FloridaVideos 112,563 views 1 year ago itstimewehavesomesoliddick Allocating disk space for F.E.A.R. I f----- up

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Thanks Deviantart

hitp /www.deviantart.com Here Goes... by -KamanariDalceWolf Wel I buit up some courage and decided to submit a piece of mine1 call"Stary Night purplepaintiob: How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night as your own artwork...? THISI IS LEGIGITIAMTELY THE FUNNIEST HTING IVE SEENIN A THOUSAN D YEARS

hitp /www.deviantart.com Here Goes... by -KamanariDalceWolf Wel I buit up some courage and decided to submit a piece of mine1 call"Stary Night purplepaintiob: How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night as your own artwork...? THISI IS LEGIGITIAMTELY THE FUNNIEST HTING IVE SEENIN A THOUSAN D YEARS

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Give me a 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️L🅰️

korolevx why is misspelling the name of any soda so funny bepsi. boba bola. mountain dee. sprine. bargs root beeb

korolevx why is misspelling the name of any soda so funny bepsi. boba bola. mountain dee. sprine. bargs root beeb

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Apparently this guy is from between the lions

snoopingasusualisee pants whenever i hear the word funnyman this is the guy that first comes to mind oathgrowth i could have gone the entire rest of life without remembering this abomination

snoopingasusualisee pants whenever i hear the word funnyman this is the guy that first comes to mind oathgrowth i could have gone the entire rest of life without remembering this abomination

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There truly is a font for everything

kreuzader y'all complaining about comic sans, papyrus and bleeding cowboys being the worst font but this is officially the worst font of all time kreuzader LEV CAEES

kreuzader y'all complaining about comic sans, papyrus and bleeding cowboys being the worst font but this is officially the worst font of all time kreuzader LEV CAEES

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Oh tumblr... sometimes I don't loathe you

bevbladehero everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry aatubesock have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they're so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone's beyblades so unfai beybladehero are you hitting on me atubesock thought you were a beyblade hero ebenezersceaux n----, you used a RC beyblade??? kill yourself angryblackman RC Beyblade? N---- you weak. a tubesock I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin bevbladehero I'm not wearin a bra angryblackman Yeah, yeah, that's cool and all. But this n---- used a Dranzer. A f------ Dranzer. That's more important than you not wearing a bra right now

bevbladehero everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry aatubesock have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they're so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone's beyblades so unfai beybladehero are you hitting on me atubesock thought you were a beyblade hero ebenezersceaux n----, you used a RC beyblade??? kill yourself angryblackman RC Beyblade? N---- you weak. a tubesock I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin bevbladehero I'm not wearin a bra angryblackman Yeah, yeah, that's cool and all. But this n---- used a Dranzer. A f------ Dranzer. That's more important than you not wearing a bra right now

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WTH are you guys writing?

seananmcquire straddling-the-atmosphere onceuponabopper thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy wittywallflower Writing is weird One minute you are telling a story. The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomat Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi. what the hell are you guys writing? Mostly p--- 3 weeks ago はー

seananmcquire straddling-the-atmosphere onceuponabopper thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy wittywallflower Writing is weird One minute you are telling a story. The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomat Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi. what the hell are you guys writing? Mostly p--- 3 weeks ago はー

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Dreaming about furries randy?

scullyl: slimetony Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was wearing a full fursuit while giving the weather report It's weather, Randy POST DATA Source: slimetony Tags: #nightmares DO come true. Notes: 1223 txt DATE REBLOGGED [2017-03-14 03:51:55:369 AM] foosili: slimetony: Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was waering a full fursuit while giving the weather report Dreaming about furries randy? Everything I say is used against me POST DATA Source: slimetony Notes: 1223

scullyl: slimetony Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was wearing a full fursuit while giving the weather report It's weather, Randy POST DATA Source: slimetony Tags: #nightmares DO come true. Notes: 1223 txt DATE REBLOGGED [2017-03-14 03:51:55:369 AM] foosili: slimetony: Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was waering a full fursuit while giving the weather report Dreaming about furries randy? Everything I say is used against me POST DATA Source: slimetony Notes: 1223

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[Insert Spongebob's Texas reference here]

I ha« to get up ond do things nooo RIy noood RI Riy RIY morning routine.png why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal Yes they are in every classroom in America Is that sarcasm no. do...do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms?? Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in? My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed no one tell them about the pledge the what public schools make every student say the pledge of allegiance before school starts every day it's f----- up my favourite thing is watching americans realise that america isn't the norm Least y'all aren't in f------ Texas. In Texas we have two flags, the United States flag and the Texas flag, and we pledge to them both every morning right before we have a moment of silence Do people not pledge to their state flag in states other than Texas I've never seen my state flag. anywhere

I ha« to get up ond do things nooo RIy noood RI Riy RIY morning routine.png why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal Yes they are in every classroom in America Is that sarcasm no. do...do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms?? Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in? My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed no one tell them about the pledge the what public schools make every student say the pledge of allegiance before school starts every day it's f----- up my favourite thing is watching americans realise that america isn't the norm Least y'all aren't in f------ Texas. In Texas we have two flags, the United States flag and the Texas flag, and we pledge to them both every morning right before we have a moment of silence Do people not pledge to their state flag in states other than Texas I've never seen my state flag. anywhere

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Content

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de puublack Unable to find any ContentTM, I head North. puublack vno 0:06/o Crazy naked man on the snow VTo ViTo Channel

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I'm gonna fucking pitch this to History Channel

valarhalla valarhalla Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico Also a whole bunch ofChinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EAMPIRE Reblogged 5 days ago from I-nobby-I (originally from valarhalla) 35,339 notes Source: valarhalla

valarhalla valarhalla Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico Also a whole bunch ofChinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EAMPIRE Reblogged 5 days ago from I-nobby-I (originally from valarhalla) 35,339 notes Source: valarhalla

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"dug deep for their spare change"

THE NEW YORKER SUBSCRIBE When Ivanka was a kid, she got frustrated because she couldn't set up a lemonade stand in Trump Tower. "We had no such advantages," she writes, meaning, in this case, an ordinary home on an ordinary street. She and her brothers finally tried to sell lemonade at their summer place in Connecticut, but their neighborhood was so ritzy that there was no foot traffic. "As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer," she writes They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who "dug deep for their spare change." The lesson, she says, is that the kids "made the best of a bad situation." In Tweet link jonstarks randumbdaze -my-way imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money i hate IM WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY Reblogged 2 days ago from chubbypixel (originally from paxamericana) 87,367 notes Source: paxamericana

THE NEW YORKER SUBSCRIBE When Ivanka was a kid, she got frustrated because she couldn't set up a lemonade stand in Trump Tower. "We had no such advantages," she writes, meaning, in this case, an ordinary home on an ordinary street. She and her brothers finally tried to sell lemonade at their summer place in Connecticut, but their neighborhood was so ritzy that there was no foot traffic. "As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer," she writes They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who "dug deep for their spare change." The lesson, she says, is that the kids "made the best of a bad situation." In Tweet link jonstarks randumbdaze -my-way imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money i hate IM WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY Reblogged 2 days ago from chubbypixel (originally from paxamericana) 87,367 notes Source: paxamericana

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Got damn mind

baedesu erotheduke blxxdfae i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say london has fallen what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? w--?? We have states bigger than your entire country ur largest city New York City/ Land area 789 km2 london London / Area 1,572 km2 Oh... honey....honey no Chicago metropolitan area / Area 28,120 km2 I'm about to blow everyone's got damn mind a size of jacksonville flin square ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING MAPS Jacksonville / Area 301 ach Orange 2,290 km2 Not a metropolitan area, just f------ Jacksonville I USED T RULE THE WORLD YOU KNO OK DAD

baedesu erotheduke blxxdfae i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say london has fallen what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? w--?? We have states bigger than your entire country ur largest city New York City/ Land area 789 km2 london London / Area 1,572 km2 Oh... honey....honey no Chicago metropolitan area / Area 28,120 km2 I'm about to blow everyone's got damn mind a size of jacksonville flin square ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING MAPS Jacksonville / Area 301 ach Orange 2,290 km2 Not a metropolitan area, just f------ Jacksonville I USED T RULE THE WORLD YOU KNO OK DAD

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