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Gotta love loopholes to stuff like this

writing-prompt-s You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part feynites Me: "plucks out another hair* Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you're not getting into the spirit of- Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously* Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn't it be a toe or a finger or something? Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people 'mean' and not exactly how they've phrased things? Sadistic Genie: .. Me: Sadistic Genie: ...sometimes l- Me: Just resurrect them already.

writing-prompt-s You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part feynites Me: "plucks out another hair* Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you're not getting into the spirit of- Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously* Sadistic Genie: Like one time, just once, couldn't it be a toe or a finger or something? Me: Oh like how you so graciously go by what people 'mean' and not exactly how they've phrased things? Sadistic Genie: .. Me: Sadistic Genie: ...sometimes l- Me: Just resurrect them already.

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Genius

kreuzader Put Your Dresser In Your Closet to Save Living Space what the f--- is this cursed image howardlinkedin put your toilet in the shower so you have more bathroom space. るthisisradioactive Put your refrigerator inside a bigger refrigerator to prolong freshness rainbowwarrior4 Put your chairs on top of the table to have more kitchen space

kreuzader Put Your Dresser In Your Closet to Save Living Space what the f--- is this cursed image howardlinkedin put your toilet in the shower so you have more bathroom space. るthisisradioactive Put your refrigerator inside a bigger refrigerator to prolong freshness rainbowwarrior4 Put your chairs on top of the table to have more kitchen space

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Sexually Explicit

Tumblr just flagged two videos I posted three years ago of me lifting my cats in the air as sexually explicit letshearitforthisclown justice served you insect

Tumblr just flagged two videos I posted three years ago of me lifting my cats in the air as sexually explicit letshearitforthisclown justice served you insect

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Egg

Egg

Egg

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WHAT'S AT STAKE: undefined

'Seriously. This election, make sure you're registered to vote'

disabling my adblocker didn't help.

'Seriously. This election, make sure you're registered to vote'

disabling my adblocker didn't help.

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triggers

trashgender-garbabe-nova: chulaspice people who are against trigger warnings bc they want u to "learn to cope" don't actually know how exposure therapy works like its always in s controlled setting where the person can go to a safe place/process it/calm down if the trigger they're exposing themselves to gets out of hand none of these anti trigger warning people actually know how mental illness or therapy works Exposure outside of a controlled environment is just additional trauma.

trashgender-garbabe-nova: chulaspice people who are against trigger warnings bc they want u to "learn to cope" don't actually know how exposure therapy works like its always in s controlled setting where the person can go to a safe place/process it/calm down if the trigger they're exposing themselves to gets out of hand none of these anti trigger warning people actually know how mental illness or therapy works Exposure outside of a controlled environment is just additional trauma.

Fashion 2k16

BEAUTY > HAIR How a Florida Mom and Etsy Star Became the Force Behind Marc Jacobs's Jaw-Dropping Runway Dreadlocks SEPTEMBER 15, 2016 4:36 PM by CELIA ELLENBERG s ome company2: like have yo u really seen anvthing worse it's like Swamp Thing as envisioned by Lisa Frank

BEAUTY > HAIR How a Florida Mom and Etsy Star Became the Force Behind Marc Jacobs's Jaw-Dropping Runway Dreadlocks SEPTEMBER 15, 2016 4:36 PM by CELIA ELLENBERG s ome company2: like have yo u really seen anvthing worse it's like Swamp Thing as envisioned by Lisa Frank

Know Your Colour Theory

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Good Tumblr and Bad Tumblr

HOODtumblr ALL RIGHT LETS GO SEARCH FOR P---! BAD tumblr ISN'T THAT RACIST?

HOODtumblr ALL RIGHT LETS GO SEARCH FOR P---! BAD tumblr ISN'T THAT RACIST?

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I'm sure that thought comes up quite frequently on that site.

circumsoldat answered Imagine being so f------ stupid you can't read but somehow can type s--- into the the computer

circumsoldat answered Imagine being so f------ stupid you can't read but somehow can type s--- into the the computer

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I feel like bringing it back out of spite alone

twogami ok not trying to tempt fate i'm so glad that one of the worst memes of all time is also one of the most forgotten, i haven't seen anything relating to it in years. i'm referring of course to madagascar 3's circus afro song

twogami ok not trying to tempt fate i'm so glad that one of the worst memes of all time is also one of the most forgotten, i haven't seen anything relating to it in years. i'm referring of course to madagascar 3's circus afro song

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Didn't The Sun say stuff like this many times before

The Sun 6 hrs e Make the most of Christmas, it could be your last. The world is going to end in August 2017' www.thesun.co.uk fkatwigs thank god hacksign that's too far away can we move this date up sooner

The Sun 6 hrs e Make the most of Christmas, it could be your last. The world is going to end in August 2017' www.thesun.co.uk fkatwigs thank god hacksign that's too far away can we move this date up sooner

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but, Harambe

the-real-ted-Cruz Follow the-real-ted-cruz Can we please stop acting like all women are these infallible goddesses and al men are barbaric animals harambe-for-real-justice ted cruz... oh ted cruz... sometimes i hope you end up in heaven like me so you can catch these hands in the afterlife the-real-ted-cruz ie You want to hold my hand? "blushes wow, harambe, I didn't know you felt this way about me harambe-for-real-justice too bad youre going to hell the-real-ted-cruz But- harambe. You said we'd be together forever. Remember those nights full of passion back on the zoo? We'd talk about our hopes, our dreams, and then make love until the sun came up? Don't you remember, harambe? harambe-for-real-justice Source: the-real-ted-cruz 593 notes

the-real-ted-Cruz Follow the-real-ted-cruz Can we please stop acting like all women are these infallible goddesses and al men are barbaric animals harambe-for-real-justice ted cruz... oh ted cruz... sometimes i hope you end up in heaven like me so you can catch these hands in the afterlife the-real-ted-cruz ie You want to hold my hand? "blushes wow, harambe, I didn't know you felt this way about me harambe-for-real-justice too bad youre going to hell the-real-ted-cruz But- harambe. You said we'd be together forever. Remember those nights full of passion back on the zoo? We'd talk about our hopes, our dreams, and then make love until the sun came up? Don't you remember, harambe? harambe-for-real-justice Source: the-real-ted-cruz 593 notes

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" How to devalue a word "by Tumblr

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"Source":http://thefeelofavideogame.tumblr.com/post/150558109604/of-the-many-s------things-tumblr-does-probably

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Or you could just post it on here

jackthevulture When u see a post that pisses u off but instead of contributing to meaningless discourse u screenshot it and send it 2 ur friends so u can bee p----- together and validate ur anger

jackthevulture When u see a post that pisses u off but instead of contributing to meaningless discourse u screenshot it and send it 2 ur friends so u can bee p----- together and validate ur anger

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Jehovah's Fitness

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy The two Jehovah's Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles- straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. don't even have a joke to make about this, guys. l just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I'm constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It's really somethin! gnathix they must do jehovahs fitness a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy F---. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy The two Jehovah's Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles- straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. don't even have a joke to make about this, guys. l just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I'm constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It's really somethin! gnathix they must do jehovahs fitness a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy F---. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

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