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kankrisvirtuebombass bombassfaeryspell 255,132 obleronesandbreadstic as emember chubsdeuce easurevourlifeinfruitcake: aybenotborin bittersilver waiiflowerchild This is why I don't believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small. When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can't wear condoms because they're too small, he's lying' and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow well clearly I've been spending too much on socks My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, "So girls, if a boy ever says that he's too big for condoms, you run. You run so far." my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot' this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy are we not going to talk about the person who would rather a condom on their foot than a sock Source: jonnovstheinternet

kankrisvirtuebombass bombassfaeryspell 255,132 obleronesandbreadstic as emember chubsdeuce easurevourlifeinfruitcake: aybenotborin bittersilver waiiflowerchild This is why I don't believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small. When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can't wear condoms because they're too small, he's lying' and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow well clearly I've been spending too much on socks My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, "So girls, if a boy ever says that he's too big for condoms, you run. You run so far." my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot' this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy are we not going to talk about the person who would rather a condom on their foot than a sock Source: jonnovstheinternet

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neaislove aw nirvana-bleach89: dreamdeath: underwater graveyard where is this? Underwater Thanks

neaislove aw nirvana-bleach89: dreamdeath: underwater graveyard where is this? Underwater Thanks

staunchiousness: brendonsforehead: ilovesuicidesilence: how much punk could pop punk pop if pop punk could pop punk? 182 Nah dude I heard the sum was 41

staunchiousness: brendonsforehead: ilovesuicidesilence: how much punk could pop punk pop if pop punk could pop punk? 182 Nah dude I heard the sum was 41

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lupercos when people act like tumblr is a small website with a niche market 108.0 Million blogs 4.405 million New Zealand, Population to put this into perspective

lupercos when people act like tumblr is a small website with a niche market 108.0 Million blogs 4.405 million New Zealand, Population to put this into perspective

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wwruska kanrose wwruska [seductively licks keyboara) Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling. horrified scream]

wwruska kanrose wwruska [seductively licks keyboara) Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling. horrified scream]

dnhowell do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen bad mcr fics @badmcrfics tumblr "Gerard, I.. I' " Frank said cheeks turning. ' frowned. "Yeah, I figured. My d--- is in your ass." Gerard 111.5 51.7 1 6/13. 7:06 AM

dnhowell do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen bad mcr fics @badmcrfics tumblr "Gerard, I.. I' " Frank said cheeks turning. ' frowned. "Yeah, I figured. My d--- is in your ass." Gerard 111.5 51.7 1 6/13. 7:06 AM

palesexuality cardinal-signs palesexuality pandochiisbox palesexuality 99 bottles of self hate on the wall take one down toss it around s--- i knocked it on the ground f------ hell I'm such a p------------ 98 bottles of self hate on the wall When you get to o...do you suddenly start liking yourself? no you turn around and suddenly there's 99 more bottles this is actually a really good analogy i try

palesexuality cardinal-signs palesexuality pandochiisbox palesexuality 99 bottles of self hate on the wall take one down toss it around s--- i knocked it on the ground f------ hell I'm such a p------------ 98 bottles of self hate on the wall When you get to o...do you suddenly start liking yourself? no you turn around and suddenly there's 99 more bottles this is actually a really good analogy i try

egberts canni8al egberts canni8al someone please help me on my math homework oh my god what do you need help with products and quotients of radicals Imao ur on ur own

egberts canni8al egberts canni8al someone please help me on my math homework oh my god what do you need help with products and quotients of radicals Imao ur on ur own

friend: there's nothing worse than death me: final seasons me: post-concert depression me: when there's no food me: fictional characters dying me: hipsters blogs me: your crush asks someone else out me: no wi-fi me: crocs me: auto play on blogs friend: me: when p--- appears on your dash while someone is behind you

friend: there's nothing worse than death me: final seasons me: post-concert depression me: when there's no food me: fictional characters dying me: hipsters blogs me: your crush asks someone else out me: no wi-fi me: crocs me: auto play on blogs friend: me: when p--- appears on your dash while someone is behind you

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revoult: fabledquill: futuresoldierketchum ivetomakeadifference Out-Of focus This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation; methane vents which have been discovered in that region Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky. Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color and the "ghost ships reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle. F------ science, man s0 the bermuda triangle is caused by ocean farts

revoult: fabledquill: futuresoldierketchum ivetomakeadifference Out-Of focus This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation; methane vents which have been discovered in that region Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky. Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color and the "ghost ships reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle. F------ science, man s0 the bermuda triangle is caused by ocean farts

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brother-hesado beesmygod "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffed [chuhft]ShowIPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfie d. Origin 1855-60; see chuff,-ed chuffed2 [chuhft]Sho IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the s--- pissing f--- This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious Adjective 1. Outstandingly bad; shocking. 2. Remarkably good Well I'm nonplussed by this whole post. non plussed /n n.plast/ Adjective 1. (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. 2. (of a person) Unperturbed. goddamnit.

brother-hesado beesmygod "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffed [chuhft]ShowIPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfie d. Origin 1855-60; see chuff,-ed chuffed2 [chuhft]Sho IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the s--- pissing f--- This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious Adjective 1. Outstandingly bad; shocking. 2. Remarkably good Well I'm nonplussed by this whole post. non plussed /n n.plast/ Adjective 1. (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. 2. (of a person) Unperturbed. goddamnit.

HAVE VOU EVER WANTED TO BETHE CENTEROFATTENTION SOBAD YOU CUTASIAIN HALFA wstcollins dontsparemyteelingsanymore morce crying DEAD do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre? WE DO HAHAHAHA Are you f------ kidding me. In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map's origins In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don't offend anyone sometimes i teel ike canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

HAVE VOU EVER WANTED TO BETHE CENTEROFATTENTION SOBAD YOU CUTASIAIN HALFA wstcollins dontsparemyteelingsanymore morce crying DEAD do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre? WE DO HAHAHAHA Are you f------ kidding me. In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map's origins In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don't offend anyone sometimes i teel ike canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

fantasy-unknownbeauty-is-in-the-music + 115,345 attempt-theimpossible She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car good

fantasy-unknownbeauty-is-in-the-music + 115,345 attempt-theimpossible She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car good

dathomo aw there's a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! how sweet I'm sure she is getting all choked up It's such big news it must be hard to swallow!

dathomo aw there's a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! how sweet I'm sure she is getting all choked up It's such big news it must be hard to swallow!

sburbs atulas sburbs atulas héllo yés i ám spéáking frénch does this löök like a gäme tö yöu möther fücker í cánnót úndéstánd yóur gérmán nónsénsé sórry i ónly spéák frénclh i think yöure füll öf s--- you think this iś fuňňy, tęt's tąłk półish

sburbs atulas sburbs atulas héllo yés i ám spéáking frénch does this löök like a gäme tö yöu möther fücker í cánnót úndéstánd yóur gérmán nónsénsé sórry i ónly spéák frénclh i think yöure füll öf s--- you think this iś fuňňy, tęt's tąłk półish

firehopesandwishfulthinking zoe...+ Source: babyiaan lnit ,1-11th .tlr:.俳[p1 n:r: byemitch babyiaan Someone should pulila prani an Juastin Beber where he goeo pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p----- off he gets and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them then another group of the are crowding around an extra from a tv show asking for pictures and autographs 167,278 notes はー

firehopesandwishfulthinking zoe...+ Source: babyiaan lnit ,1-11th .tlr:.俳[p1 n:r: byemitch babyiaan Someone should pulila prani an Juastin Beber where he goeo pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p----- off he gets and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them then another group of the are crowding around an extra from a tv show asking for pictures and autographs 167,278 notes はー