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My mom took my phone away so i took her kitchen away jazeth what kinda white people s--- is this

My mom took my phone away so i took her kitchen away jazeth what kinda white people s--- is this

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HELP I PUT RUBBER BANDS ALL UP MY ARMS AND I LOOK LIKE A WORM

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Space Vampires

00000 EE 17:13 Tweet Mr Francis @iammrfran Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any space vampires. 09/07/2015 17:47 1 RETWEET 5 FAVOURITES

00000 EE 17:13 Tweet Mr Francis @iammrfran Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any space vampires. 09/07/2015 17:47 1 RETWEET 5 FAVOURITES

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James Phelps 悪| @James-Phelps There is it, 12:12.12 12/12/12 12/12/2012 12:14 767 RETWEETS 428 FAVORITES

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▼ y Follow Justine Sacco @JustineSacco Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white! ←Reply乜Retweet * Favorite More 1,635 RETWEETS 681 FAVORITES 嘓衄@囚闔 10:19 AM-20 Dec 13 from Hillingdon, London

▼ y Follow Justine Sacco @JustineSacco Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white! ←Reply乜Retweet * Favorite More 1,635 RETWEETS 681 FAVORITES 嘓衄@囚闔 10:19 AM-20 Dec 13 from Hillingdon, London

Science Porn

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Is this a good thing ?

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Follow Even in Texas?" she asked with wide eyes. "Yes, even in Texas," I said #LoveWins- t구 IC MY TWO DADS i'm not crying xx

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Not impressed

Brian Wecht @bwecht Just got called a "little butt baby" by a 6 yr old at the playground. Told him I had a PhD in theoretical physics. Didn't change his mind. 5/5/15, 4:03 PM

Brian Wecht @bwecht Just got called a "little butt baby" by a 6 yr old at the playground. Told him I had a PhD in theoretical physics. Didn't change his mind. 5/5/15, 4:03 PM

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Age of ultron has dialogue making fun of testosterone infused violence then proceeded to revel in te...

Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std Age of Ultron had dialogue making fun of testosterone infused violence then proceeded to revel in testosterone infused violence for 2 hours 318 ★40 Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std Attention media makers: Lampshading a thing does NOT then automatically give you free license to go ahead and use that thing in your media. £710 *24 Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std Simply acknowledging something is not the same as critiquing it. Likewise self-referential humor is not the same as commentary or criticism. t3 10 *15 Jonathan McIntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std. The levels of toxic hegemonic masculinity on display in Age of Ultron was off the charts. That fact passes without comment in most reviews. £714 *13 Jonathan McIntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std. The core ideological underpinning of superhero stories is that violence is inevitable so "good guys" have a responsibility to be violent. 325 ★17。.. Jonathan McIntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std If that sounds strangely familiar, that's because it's also the core ideological underpinning of US Military and US police force actions t313 ★25。.. Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 11 Std. Superhero narratives have long served to shape public attitudes and reinforce political justifications for the use of military/police force Antti Jauhiainen @anttiveikko 10 Std @radicalbytes Relevant to note that many of the still current superheroes have their roots in WW2 or McCarthyite era propaganda Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes +오 Folgen Yes. RT @anttiveikko: Relevant to note that many of the still current superheroes have their roots in WW2 or McCarthyite era propaganda. Ubersetzung anzeigen わt구 ★。.. FAVORITEN 01:29-4. Mai 2015

Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std Age of Ultron had dialogue making fun of testosterone infused violence then proceeded to revel in testosterone infused violence for 2 hours 318 ★40 Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std Attention media makers: Lampshading a thing does NOT then automatically give you free license to go ahead and use that thing in your media. £710 *24 Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std Simply acknowledging something is not the same as critiquing it. Likewise self-referential humor is not the same as commentary or criticism. t3 10 *15 Jonathan McIntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std. The levels of toxic hegemonic masculinity on display in Age of Ultron was off the charts. That fact passes without comment in most reviews. £714 *13 Jonathan McIntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std. The core ideological underpinning of superhero stories is that violence is inevitable so "good guys" have a responsibility to be violent. 325 ★17。.. Jonathan McIntosh @radicalbytes 12 Std If that sounds strangely familiar, that's because it's also the core ideological underpinning of US Military and US police force actions t313 ★25。.. Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes 11 Std. Superhero narratives have long served to shape public attitudes and reinforce political justifications for the use of military/police force Antti Jauhiainen @anttiveikko 10 Std @radicalbytes Relevant to note that many of the still current superheroes have their roots in WW2 or McCarthyite era propaganda Jonathan Mclntosh @radicalbytes +오 Folgen Yes. RT @anttiveikko: Relevant to note that many of the still current superheroes have their roots in WW2 or McCarthyite era propaganda. Ubersetzung anzeigen わt구 ★。.. FAVORITEN 01:29-4. Mai 2015

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Anti-climax

1 The Alicianater Follow @leechee420 Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be. 2:22 PM 14 Feb 2013 1,910 RETWEETS 3,087 FAVORITES

1 The Alicianater Follow @leechee420 Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be. 2:22 PM 14 Feb 2013 1,910 RETWEETS 3,087 FAVORITES

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Facts

laughcentre lightningbikingviking Follow Science Fact: If you pull off a lizard's tail, it will grow back. If you pull if off again, the lizard will be like "dude". Source: memewhore 67,064 notes

laughcentre lightningbikingviking Follow Science Fact: If you pull off a lizard's tail, it will grow back. If you pull if off again, the lizard will be like "dude". Source: memewhore 67,064 notes

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who wore it better?

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