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not sure what the big deal is about ben platt in dear evan hanson, he looks like a normal high school student to me
not sure what the big deal is about ben platt in dear evan hanson, he looks like a normal high school student to me

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17 Year Old Terry

screaming into the void @fruitskywalker · May 18 ben platt in the dear evan hansen trailer 17 YEAR OLD BOY 29 27 2.6K 27.6K
screaming into the void @fruitskywalker · May 18 ben platt in the dear evan hansen trailer 17 YEAR OLD BOY 29 27 2.6K 27.6K

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Sarah Paulson Evan Hansen

Evan A. LaChance @ChanceofEvan · May 18 ... Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021) 98 27 3.4K 42.4K
Evan A. LaChance @ChanceofEvan · May 18 ... Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021) 98 27 3.4K 42.4K

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oof

rav @Doughbvy guys that r grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. i'm sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic
rav @Doughbvy guys that r grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. i'm sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic

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sounds like a good time to me

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp me: i don't wanna have kids yet because i wanna stay WILD and FREE me at 7pm every night: if i start an episode of great british bake off now, i can be asleep by 8
Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp me: i don't wanna have kids yet because i wanna stay WILD and FREE me at 7pm every night: if i start an episode of great british bake off now, i can be asleep by 8

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Sometimes it's okay to kink shame

cheetgood snack @tamryncheetah blacksmith: i'm almost done with this sword i just have to work out the kinks sword: i like feet blacksmith: shut up 12/10/17, 2:12 PM 7,945 Retweets 17.6K Likes runcibility Friendly Skeleton Follow @skeletonspooky1 Replying to @tamryncheetah Blacksmith: *hammers the sword on an anvil* Sword: Harder- Blacksmith: *defeated sigh* 7:35 AM - 11 Dec 2017 57 Retweets 120 Likes Source: little-kittykitty 28,075 notes A
cheetgood snack @tamryncheetah blacksmith: i'm almost done with this sword i just have to work out the kinks sword: i like feet blacksmith: shut up 12/10/17, 2:12 PM 7,945 Retweets 17.6K Likes runcibility Friendly Skeleton Follow @skeletonspooky1 Replying to @tamryncheetah Blacksmith: *hammers the sword on an anvil* Sword: Harder- Blacksmith: *defeated sigh* 7:35 AM - 11 Dec 2017 57 Retweets 120 Likes Source: little-kittykitty 28,075 notes A

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Oh no

@coolauntV me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that
@coolauntV me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that

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don't play with my emotions like that

Tweet Alanna Okun @alanna thought this was a salmon printer :< Kinja Deals O @KinjaDeals This discounted Foodsaver vacuum sealer will pay for itself. trib.al/YNGAYRD foodsever GFoodSave
Tweet Alanna Okun @alanna thought this was a salmon printer :< Kinja Deals O @KinjaDeals This discounted Foodsaver vacuum sealer will pay for itself. trib.al/YNGAYRD foodsever GFoodSave

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it's no longer being built

jomund @JoeyOrigami Follow *hits blunt* "Yoo0o son, why is it called a "building" when it's already built?" pic.twitter.com/6hp6p8tZmA 6 Reply 13 Retweet * Favorite Pocket ... More RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,683 1,857
jomund @JoeyOrigami Follow *hits blunt* "Yoo0o son, why is it called a "building" when it's already built?" pic.twitter.com/6hp6p8tZmA 6 Reply 13 Retweet * Favorite Pocket ... More RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,683 1,857

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(𝘩𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦) I’m in

Thinkwert ... @Thinkwert (hacker voice) I'm in 394 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 6. *0 # ROSSLAE 8:31 PM · May 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
Thinkwert ... @Thinkwert (hacker voice) I'm in 394 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 6. *0 # ROSSLAE 8:31 PM · May 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

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Try sitting next to a Siobhan

Matty @bestestname As a kid, they teach you phonics, but then make you sit next to a kid named Sean. 4:39 PM · 4/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone
Matty @bestestname As a kid, they teach you phonics, but then make you sit next to a kid named Sean. 4:39 PM · 4/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Oh David

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic. Me: But my name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic. Me: But my name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.

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this bed is in 4 different area codes

Double King Bed Too much or nah? Dugo @EIVerdugo5 Imagine putting on the bed sheets and the corner on the opposite end comes off?!!! Gotta Uber to the other side
Double King Bed Too much or nah? Dugo @EIVerdugo5 Imagine putting on the bed sheets and the corner on the opposite end comes off?!!! Gotta Uber to the other side

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Seize the nap

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal If by "never give up on your dreams" you mean seize every opportunity to take naps throughout the day, then yeah, sure. 1:42 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter Web App
Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal If by "never give up on your dreams" you mean seize every opportunity to take naps throughout the day, then yeah, sure. 1:42 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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This person wrote for CNN & MSN

Adeel Raja O The world today needs a Hitler 9:45 AM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone 124 Retweets 849 Quote Tweets 543 Likes This Tweet has been deleted.
Adeel Raja O The world today needs a Hitler 9:45 AM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone 124 Retweets 849 Quote Tweets 543 Likes This Tweet has been deleted.

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As an American journalist...

Michelle Kosinski ... @MichLKosinski As an American journalist, you never expect: 1. Your own govt to lie to you, repeatedly 2. Your own govt to hide information the public has a right to know 3. Your own govt to spy on your communications Trump's unAmerican regime did all of these. No one should accept this. 10:25 AM - May 8, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,511 Retweets 6,961 Quote Tweets 5,869 Likes
Michelle Kosinski ... @MichLKosinski As an American journalist, you never expect: 1. Your own govt to lie to you, repeatedly 2. Your own govt to hide information the public has a right to know 3. Your own govt to spy on your communications Trump's unAmerican regime did all of these. No one should accept this. 10:25 AM - May 8, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,511 Retweets 6,961 Quote Tweets 5,869 Likes

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