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these updates are getting out of hand

miKE LİIERALLYO ... @SkippyMcGizzard And by automatic updates, I mean not automatic at all. ~ computers and phones 11:35 PM · 2/18/21 · Twitter for Android
miKE LİIERALLYO ... @SkippyMcGizzard And by automatic updates, I mean not automatic at all. ~ computers and phones 11:35 PM · 2/18/21 · Twitter for Android

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These things matter

Breckin Meyer ALE @breckinmeyer Please be a fan of Road Trip. Please be a fan of Road Trip.. 1:09 PM · 2/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone
Breckin Meyer ALE @breckinmeyer Please be a fan of Road Trip. Please be a fan of Road Trip.. 1:09 PM · 2/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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The truth

Sarah J @Trisarahjtops Just because l choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made. 3:55 AM 8/20/19 · Twitter Web App
Sarah J @Trisarahjtops Just because l choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made. 3:55 AM 8/20/19 · Twitter Web App

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You can sleep for the rest of the day

Sean | @S_Byrnes Developer Me: whew, I got that done in only 10 minutes! My brain: you deserve an hour break Me: but I could just keep goi- My brain: nah, treat yo self
Sean | @S_Byrnes Developer Me: whew, I got that done in only 10 minutes! My brain: you deserve an hour break Me: but I could just keep goi- My brain: nah, treat yo self

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I'm good! But not too good

just viv @pxwertrip_ Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized arandomthot This hits home a little too hard
just viv @pxwertrip_ Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized arandomthot This hits home a little too hard

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I'm not very song-worthy

lil arab @sweatyhairy eminem: look, if u had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment - would you capture it, or just let it slip? me: oh l'd let it slip for sure eminem: oh aiite me: yea sorry
lil arab @sweatyhairy eminem: look, if u had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment - would you capture it, or just let it slip? me: oh l'd let it slip for sure eminem: oh aiite me: yea sorry

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Why can't I have hindsight now?

lil arab @sweatyhairy Y'all ever look at old pictures of yourself and think "damn ppl really let me walk around like that" but then u look in the mirror and think "damn it's happening again"
lil arab @sweatyhairy Y'all ever look at old pictures of yourself and think "damn ppl really let me walk around like that" but then u look in the mirror and think "damn it's happening again"

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Phew, now I'm exhausted

Grace Segers @Grace_Segers Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
Grace Segers @Grace_Segers Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know l'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

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Maybe after some coffee

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp 11:00am - anything is possible 2:00pm - but not today
Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp 11:00am - anything is possible 2:00pm - but not today

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Even MORE mac and cheese

caustic sand witch @hellohappy_time [minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it's beena while since l've had it- mac & cheese 12/5/17, 2:56 AM
caustic sand witch @hellohappy_time [minutes after eating mac & cheese] u know what would be amazing right now- and honestly it's beena while since l've had it- mac & cheese 12/5/17, 2:56 AM

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Maybe it's just hiding

Frankie! @FrankieMooon How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????
Frankie! @FrankieMooon How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

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Life is overrated

sio @bestinsio so let me get this straight...i have to do tasks..every day..dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin)..and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again 1:24 PM · 2021-02-13 · Twitter Web App 70.3K Retweets 1,955 Quote Tweets 470K Likes
sio @bestinsio so let me get this straight...i have to do tasks..every day..dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin)..and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again 1:24 PM · 2021-02-13 · Twitter Web App 70.3K Retweets 1,955 Quote Tweets 470K Likes

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What is math?

olliethreads @olliethreads ngl i think my calculator history is more embarrassing than my search history
olliethreads @olliethreads ngl i think my calculator history is more embarrassing than my search history

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I'm surprised he didn't leave twitter after the "I'm black" fiasco. His scorching takes would be sor...

Dean Browning @DeanBrowningPA The Left loves to show their anti- Italian bigotry every time Christopher Columbus is brought dn It never, ever ends.
Dean Browning @DeanBrowningPA The Left loves to show their anti- Italian bigotry every time Christopher Columbus is brought dn It never, ever ends.

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On Homophobia

throat 700 CLUB @SPVCEMVN Being homophobic is kinda gay cuz you letting a gay n---- control yo emotions like he yo boyfriend
throat 700 CLUB @SPVCEMVN Being homophobic is kinda gay cuz you letting a gay n---- control yo emotions like he yo boyfriend

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

Larinzo ... @LarinzoMosley Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you. 8:46 AM · Feb 17, 2021 · Twitter for Android
Larinzo ... @LarinzoMosley Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you. 8:46 AM · Feb 17, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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