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The girl who tweeted this is being congratulated by adults everywhere and is guaranteed to land a well-paying job while the duo she called out will be on the streets shooting heroin, never to live a happy life. Twitter's word is God.

The girl who tweeted this is being congratulated by adults everywhere and is guaranteed to land a well-paying job while the duo she called out will be on the streets shooting heroin, never to live a happy life. Twitter's word is God.

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Alanna Lucis Caelum @StarDustShadow The armor I The armor that has good stats want to wear vs Traducir Tweet

Alanna Lucis Caelum @StarDustShadow The armor I The armor that has good stats want to wear vs Traducir Tweet

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Discovering a fetish in 3 acts

Parasite Threeve @3rd_nrg En respuesta a @envinyon y @HatokTalk Discovering a fetish in 3 acts Traducir Tweet jason endymion @envinyon Replying to @HatokTalk I don't believe you 0 3 t31 1m 00 jason endymion @envinyon Replying to @envinyon @HatokTalk oh I wish I didn't google that Q1 t71 ♡ 3 *** 57s jason endymion @envinyon Replying to @envinyon @HatokTalk actually hold up 9:54pm · 25 Dec 2019 · TweetDeck

Parasite Threeve @3rd_nrg En respuesta a @envinyon y @HatokTalk Discovering a fetish in 3 acts Traducir Tweet jason endymion @envinyon Replying to @HatokTalk I don't believe you 0 3 t31 1m 00 jason endymion @envinyon Replying to @envinyon @HatokTalk oh I wish I didn't google that Q1 t71 ♡ 3 *** 57s jason endymion @envinyon Replying to @envinyon @HatokTalk actually hold up 9:54pm · 25 Dec 2019 · TweetDeck

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curious

Jupiter *war on * Jones @lvl28mage You hate feudalism? Yet you toil the lord's land, curious. Feudalism has lifted more people from poverty than anything else this far. Greek democracy? Failed. Roman democracy? Failed and turned into a dictatorship. It fails every time it has been tried. 5:15 PM · 2019-12-16 · Twitter for Android

Jupiter *war on * Jones @lvl28mage You hate feudalism? Yet you toil the lord's land, curious. Feudalism has lifted more people from poverty than anything else this far. Greek democracy? Failed. Roman democracy? Failed and turned into a dictatorship. It fails every time it has been tried. 5:15 PM · 2019-12-16 · Twitter for Android

Irony is lost on some people

Catherine na Nollag @cafernblue i till think my favourite thing that's ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said "people change their minds when you show them facts" and I said "actually studies show that's not true" and linked TWO sources and he said "yeah well I still think it works" 12:07 PM · 12/10/19 · Twitter for Android 30.2K Retweets 172K Likes

Catherine na Nollag @cafernblue i till think my favourite thing that's ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said "people change their minds when you show them facts" and I said "actually studies show that's not true" and linked TWO sources and he said "yeah well I still think it works" 12:07 PM · 12/10/19 · Twitter for Android 30.2K Retweets 172K Likes

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D E A T H B L A D E

Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins Becoming a grandparent is the one time it's acceptable to choose your own nickname and people blow it EVERY TIME. Why would you be Grampy when you could be DEATHBLADE. 11/30/18, 5:56 PM 2,484 Retweets 19.5K Likes Paul F. Tompkins O @PFTompkins · 1d v Replying to @PFTompkins "Honey get your shoes on, we're going to Queen Bitch and Deathblade's."

Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins Becoming a grandparent is the one time it's acceptable to choose your own nickname and people blow it EVERY TIME. Why would you be Grampy when you could be DEATHBLADE. 11/30/18, 5:56 PM 2,484 Retweets 19.5K Likes Paul F. Tompkins O @PFTompkins · 1d v Replying to @PFTompkins "Honey get your shoes on, we're going to Queen Bitch and Deathblade's."

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Soup with letters for kids, Soup with letters for doctors

Russian Memes United @RussianMemesLtd Soup with letters for kids Soup with letters for doctors Traducir Tweet СУП С БУКВАМИ СУП С БУКВАМИ длЯ ДЕТЕЙ длЯ ВРАЧЕЙ LOVE YOU ంవి

Russian Memes United @RussianMemesLtd Soup with letters for kids Soup with letters for doctors Traducir Tweet СУП С БУКВАМИ СУП С БУКВАМИ длЯ ДЕТЕЙ длЯ ВРАЧЕЙ LOVE YOU ంవి

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I can get a double cheeseburger so why can’t I get a double hotdog?

Joe Dator @JoeDator I can get a double cheeseburger so why can'tI get a double hotdog? I have developed a design for an extra wide bun that can accommodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to bread ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has com. Traducir Tweet

Joe Dator @JoeDator I can get a double cheeseburger so why can'tI get a double hotdog? I have developed a design for an extra wide bun that can accommodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to bread ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has com. Traducir Tweet

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Get Dunked On

Laurie Voss @seldo For the record, when Lincoln said "a house divided cannot stand" he did not mean "we need to compromise with the slave owners", he meant "we are going to crush them into the dirt" and then he did. A house divided.cannot stand. CIVILITY is in JOU!. Passit On.com Abraham Lincoln

Laurie Voss @seldo For the record, when Lincoln said "a house divided cannot stand" he did not mean "we need to compromise with the slave owners", he meant "we are going to crush them into the dirt" and then he did. A house divided.cannot stand. CIVILITY is in JOU!. Passit On.com Abraham Lincoln

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Don't we all?

Don't we all?

Twitter Reply Logic

ZUBY: @ZubyMusic How Twitter works: Me: "Iprefer mangoes to oranges..." Random Person: "So basically what you're saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas and grapefruits. Educate yourself." @ZubyMusic 1d Some have pointed out that my original tweet excluded plants that identify as vegetables... ZUBY: I am not vegetable-phobic, but given the recent rise of veganism and the problematic use of the prefix 'veg', it is important I stand in solidarity with marginalised fruits of citrus.

ZUBY: @ZubyMusic How Twitter works: Me: "Iprefer mangoes to oranges..." Random Person: "So basically what you're saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas and grapefruits. Educate yourself." @ZubyMusic 1d Some have pointed out that my original tweet excluded plants that identify as vegetables... ZUBY: I am not vegetable-phobic, but given the recent rise of veganism and the problematic use of the prefix 'veg', it is important I stand in solidarity with marginalised fruits of citrus.

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Bad Film Tweets @BadFilmTakes 1h Pretend my name is Bad Video Game Tweets for this single tweet Shaun @shaun_vids anita sarkeesian saved the videogame industry 8:25 PM 11/23/19 Twitter for Android . t2.123 826 51 King of Zeroes @KevinDahmer 1h Careful man. The other gimmick accounts might shank you for muscling in on their turf. 53 Bad Film Tweets @BadFilmTakes 1h T have a very VERY good feeling gamer takes would never post something like this 97 L.2 105 S----- Gamer Takes @GamerTak... .55m when i post s--- that people think is bait i get chewed out, so i try not to do that when it's immediately obvious to me to save myself the headache. so yeah, continue on doing uh, this. you're totally owning me or whatever. 3 83 Bad Film Tweets @BadFilmTakes 53m I mean at least I actually play video games and post takes from both sides of the political spectrum and not just my one sided echo chamber 15 62 S----- Gamer Takes @GamerTakes Replying to @Bad FilmTakes and @KevinDahmer maybe play more video games instead of trying to ride my ass, james. we'd both be happier. 9:38 AM 11/26/19 Twitter for iPhone

Bad Film Tweets @BadFilmTakes 1h Pretend my name is Bad Video Game Tweets for this single tweet Shaun @shaun_vids anita sarkeesian saved the videogame industry 8:25 PM 11/23/19 Twitter for Android . t2.123 826 51 King of Zeroes @KevinDahmer 1h Careful man. The other gimmick accounts might shank you for muscling in on their turf. 53 Bad Film Tweets @BadFilmTakes 1h T have a very VERY good feeling gamer takes would never post something like this 97 L.2 105 S----- Gamer Takes @GamerTak... .55m when i post s--- that people think is bait i get chewed out, so i try not to do that when it's immediately obvious to me to save myself the headache. so yeah, continue on doing uh, this. you're totally owning me or whatever. 3 83 Bad Film Tweets @BadFilmTakes 53m I mean at least I actually play video games and post takes from both sides of the political spectrum and not just my one sided echo chamber 15 62 S----- Gamer Takes @GamerTakes Replying to @Bad FilmTakes and @KevinDahmer maybe play more video games instead of trying to ride my ass, james. we'd both be happier. 9:38 AM 11/26/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Jack Loves DuckDuckGo

jack @jack I love @DuckDuckGo. My default search engine for a while now. The app is even better! 3:13 PM Nov 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 859 Retweets 5.6K Likes ti

jack @jack I love @DuckDuckGo. My default search engine for a while now. The app is even better! 3:13 PM Nov 27, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 859 Retweets 5.6K Likes ti

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Never Forget

"First Tweet":https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/982351432136486912
"Second Tweet":https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1032976414260310016

"First Tweet":https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/982351432136486912
"Second Tweet":https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1032976414260310016

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Michelle Obama Adds New Role to Balancing Act OpenDNS

The New York Times Follow @nytimes Michelle Obama Adds New Role to Balancing Act <html> <head> <title>OpenDNS</title> </head> <body id-" 7:18 PM -17 May 2007 633 Retweets 894 Likes 11 ti633 894

The New York Times Follow @nytimes Michelle Obama Adds New Role to Balancing Act <html> <head> <title>OpenDNS</title> </head> <body id-" 7:18 PM -17 May 2007 633 Retweets 894 Likes 11 ti633 894

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Never been a more perfect time for this picture

Secular Talk @KyleKulinski Follow The officer literally tells the guy he's detaining him for illegally eating a sandwich THE REAL MEANASS 11/13 D McCORMICK 2:20 1.69M views 10:59 AM 10 Nov 2019 2,487 Retweets 7,239 Likes t 2.5K 761 7.2K SANDWICH POLICE

Secular Talk @KyleKulinski Follow The officer literally tells the guy he's detaining him for illegally eating a sandwich THE REAL MEANASS 11/13 D McCORMICK 2:20 1.69M views 10:59 AM 10 Nov 2019 2,487 Retweets 7,239 Likes t 2.5K 761 7.2K SANDWICH POLICE

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