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devilhs @mr_devilhs guys... ... ..idea that organs are stored in t--- is super creepy. 7:48 PM · Dec 25, 2019 · TweetDeck 389 Likes 22 Retweets
devilhs @mr_devilhs guys... ... ..idea that organs are stored in t--- is super creepy. 7:48 PM · Dec 25, 2019 · TweetDeck 389 Likes 22 Retweets

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i was blackout last night and posted a video of me following an animal down the street and yelling

i was blackout last night and posted a video of me following an animal down the street and yelling
i was blackout last night and posted a video of me following an animal down the street and yelling

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Are bernie bros harassers? the victims share their stories


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"billionaires are good because they give some of their money to charity"

Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH so I finally figured out what that "billionaires are good because they give some of their money to charity" tweet reminded me of Traduire le Tweet I met a girl crying outside a mall. I asked her what's wrong, she said she lost 200$. So I gave her 40$ from the 200$ I picked up at the entrance. When god blesses you, you must bless others. #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy 7,941 notes 5:08 AM · 30 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 13,8 k J'aime 4,9 k Retweets
Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH so I finally figured out what that "billionaires are good because they give some of their money to charity" tweet reminded me of Traduire le Tweet I met a girl crying outside a mall. I asked her what's wrong, she said she lost 200$. So I gave her 40$ from the 200$ I picked up at the entrance. When god blesses you, you must bless others. #funny #humor #jokes #lol #comedy 7,941 notes 5:08 AM · 30 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 13,8 k J'aime 4,9 k Retweets

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do you have to do that the angel drinking whole milk in the kitchen at 2AM never mind

do you have to do that the angel drinking whole milk in the kitchen at 2AM never mind 🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥 👁️👁️🥛🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥
do you have to do that the angel drinking whole milk in the kitchen at 2AM never mind 🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥👁️👁️👁️🔥🔥 🔥🔥 👁️👁️🥛🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🔥

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ever see a female character being set up as the romantic interest for a dude and you already feel ba...

ever see a female character being set up as the romantic interest for a dude and you already feel bad for her
ever see a female character being set up as the romantic interest for a dude and you already feel bad for her

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guys joining the military is the male equivalent of fuck this shit i'm gonna be a stripper

guys joining the military is the male equivalent of f--- this s--- i'm gonna be a stripper
guys joining the military is the male equivalent of f--- this s--- i'm gonna be a stripper

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Forums vs. Social Media

melty blood for dogs @NONBINARY i think the biggest thing we lost when forums fell out of popularity is the ability for some kid to sign up for some website, make mistakes, be a dumbass kid, then learn from their mistakes and just abandon that account and start fresh as a better person 9:46 AM Jan 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 4.6K Retweets 24.1K Likes
melty blood for dogs @NONBINARY i think the biggest thing we lost when forums fell out of popularity is the ability for some kid to sign up for some website, make mistakes, be a dumbass kid, then learn from their mistakes and just abandon that account and start fresh as a better person 9:46 AM Jan 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 4.6K Retweets 24.1K Likes

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/r/ambien twitter poll

Got hungry on it last night and apparently went to Twitter for advice lol should i jake fhe f------ toast NOWO Deelicious 15% 62% Sexy 23% toaster machine 13 votes • 6 hours 45 minutes left
Got hungry on it last night and apparently went to Twitter for advice lol should i jake fhe f------ toast NOWO Deelicious 15% 62% Sexy 23% toaster machine 13 votes • 6 hours 45 minutes left

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someone said that your customer service voice is just baby talk for boomers and i can't get over tha...

someone said that your customer service voice is just baby talk for boomers and i can't get over that
someone said that your customer service voice is just baby talk for boomers and i can't get over that

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classic misdirection

Meme with very few words that really hits a funny tone. Found this little gem on "a memebase list of tweets":https://cheezburger.com/7911941/23-clever-tweets-thatll-keep-you-entertained which I guess at this point count as memes. The memebase list got this one from imgur, which is provided as the source for this one, although "the original tweet":https://twitter.com/TweetPotato314/status/1096469365841711109 probably counts as the real source.
Meme with very few words that really hits a funny tone. Found this little gem on "a memebase list of tweets":https://cheezburger.com/7911941/23-clever-tweets-thatll-keep-you-entertained which I guess at this point count as memes. The memebase list got this one from imgur, which is provided as the source for this one, although "the original tweet":https://twitter.com/TweetPotato314/status/1096469365841711109 probably counts as the real source.

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begone you foul demon cotton eyed joe, thy grasp faded on this plane long ago, from whence you came ...

begone you foul demon cotton eyed joe, thy grasp faded on this plane long ago, from whence you came there you shall go, i seal thee away, cotton eyed joe
begone you foul demon cotton eyed joe, thy grasp faded on this plane long ago, from whence you came there you shall go, i seal thee away, cotton eyed joe

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They would drink tea with milk in it without being British

the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so col Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals 9:22 AM · 1/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone
the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so col Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals 9:22 AM · 1/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Twitter 2019 vs Tumblr 2014

ichibankasuga "2019 twitter is just 2014 tumblr" now you see a lot of elements of this ARE true, but what youre missing is that 2014 tumblr, however disastrous it was, was contained. 2019 twitter is all of that unmitigated horror spilling over into a far more quote unquote normal site ichibankasuga exeggcute replied to your post: "2019 twitter is just 2014 tumblr" now you s... Aa making a bad post on tumblr in 2014 (as we all did often and with gusto) rarely (if ever?) got you on, like, a talk show or something. but making a bad post on twitter means someone writes an article about you in wired magazine three months later
ichibankasuga "2019 twitter is just 2014 tumblr" now you see a lot of elements of this ARE true, but what youre missing is that 2014 tumblr, however disastrous it was, was contained. 2019 twitter is all of that unmitigated horror spilling over into a far more quote unquote normal site ichibankasuga exeggcute replied to your post: "2019 twitter is just 2014 tumblr" now you s... Aa making a bad post on tumblr in 2014 (as we all did often and with gusto) rarely (if ever?) got you on, like, a talk show or something. but making a bad post on twitter means someone writes an article about you in wired magazine three months later

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"when the notre-dame cathedral burned for 15 seconds my entire timeline was in shambles.. EVERYONE o...

kobi @lovehatelove when the notre-dame cathedral burned for 15 seconds my entire timeline was in shambles.. EVERYONE on this f------ website was heartbroken. australia (THE COUNTRY) has been on fire since SEPTEMBER & the entirety of twitter is arguing about whether or not adam driver is attractive. 6:58 PM - Jan 2, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 52K Retweets 147.4K Likes
kobi @lovehatelove when the notre-dame cathedral burned for 15 seconds my entire timeline was in shambles.. EVERYONE on this f------ website was heartbroken. australia (THE COUNTRY) has been on fire since SEPTEMBER & the entirety of twitter is arguing about whether or not adam driver is attractive. 6:58 PM - Jan 2, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 52K Retweets 147.4K Likes

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Press F or S for the two girls being addressed in the tweet

The girl who tweeted this is being congratulated by adults everywhere and is guaranteed to land a well-paying job while the duo she called out will be on the streets shooting heroin, never to live a happy life. Twitter's word is God.
The girl who tweeted this is being congratulated by adults everywhere and is guaranteed to land a well-paying job while the duo she called out will be on the streets shooting heroin, never to live a happy life. Twitter's word is God.

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