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This is actually the universal mark of the non-Westerner. a ACERVO 21/10/2024 LATINAS 5K 123K 296K 32M ☐ 1
This is actually the universal mark of the non-Westerner. a ACERVO 21/10/2024 LATINAS 5K 123K 296K 32M ☐ 1

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Close the borders!

14h these european said "sorry we don't tip", laughed, and walked out. close the borders to europeans NOW. AMOUNT TIP TOTAL 288.52 988,52 Sign X_ Able I agree to pay the total amount above according to the card issuer agreement. Suggested Tips 20%-53.00 22% 58.30 25%=66.25 Merchant Copy O 902 tz 447 14K Il 1.3M 44 B ☑ Remember when you asked the waiter or waitress for their advice on what should be ordered... well that advice was not free... besides paying a tip, you have to pay the advice fee... that will cost you another 35%. 6:42 PM - Dec 29, 2024 - 40K Views
14h these european said "sorry we don't tip", laughed, and walked out. close the borders to europeans NOW. AMOUNT TIP TOTAL 288.52 988,52 Sign X_ Able I agree to pay the total amount above according to the card issuer agreement. Suggested Tips 20%-53.00 22% 58.30 25%=66.25 Merchant Copy O 902 tz 447 14K Il 1.3M 44 B ☑ Remember when you asked the waiter or waitress for their advice on what should be ordered... well that advice was not free... besides paying a tip, you have to pay the advice fee... that will cost you another 35%. 6:42 PM - Dec 29, 2024 - 40K Views

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It's what...?

2d Regulations give EU better food standards, better social nets, better work conditions, safer planes, universal USB-C etc... 12 1718 1,696 46.2K Follow Replying to food is not better. social nets are censored wich is facism. 2-3 times lower salaries. airbus is not safer because of regulations. it's just a better company. universal usb-c rule is facism. problem that you think correlation is causation. 1:14 pm • 31 Dec 24 2,443 Views 2 Quotes 7 Likes 1 Bookmark
2d Regulations give EU better food standards, better social nets, better work conditions, safer planes, universal USB-C etc... 12 1718 1,696 46.2K Follow Replying to food is not better. social nets are censored wich is facism. 2-3 times lower salaries. airbus is not safer because of regulations. it's just a better company. universal usb-c rule is facism. problem that you think correlation is causation. 1:14 pm • 31 Dec 24 2,443 Views 2 Quotes 7 Likes 1 Bookmark

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Makes no sense

15:59 1 × • NO 4G *60% ← 串文 62,166次瀏覽 21小時 I wanna know why "Z" is "Zed" in Canada.. I thought y'all spoke English?? 55 Q525 © 2 ☑ 追蹤
15:59 1 × • NO 4G *60% ← 串文 62,166次瀏覽 21小時 I wanna know why "Z" is "Zed" in Canada.. I thought y'all spoke English?? 55 Q525 © 2 ☑ 追蹤

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Only two lanes? Lame

Y'all this was just my view coming from Mendoza, Argentina out over Lake Potrerillos I think I may cry 1,5K Q 39 1 32 ☑ + 5h Yeah, I think I'm going to cry too. Your freeways are only tw lanes? In Phoenix, they're twelve lanes. Just saying. Beautiful mountain lake. If you're into beautiful mountain lakes. 1
Y'all this was just my view coming from Mendoza, Argentina out over Lake Potrerillos I think I may cry 1,5K Q 39 1 32 ☑ + 5h Yeah, I think I'm going to cry too. Your freeways are only tw lanes? In Phoenix, they're twelve lanes. Just saying. Beautiful mountain lake. If you're into beautiful mountain lakes. 1

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Bye, y'all

Diego @diegxrubixe Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house
Diego @diegxrubixe Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house

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That's ACTUALLY happening?!

Natalie @jbfan911 I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I'd be like OMG
Natalie @jbfan911 I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I'd be like OMG

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Think about it

jon drake @DrakeGatsby Going to therapy - Expensive - - Hard work - Have to talk to a person Saying "Okie dokie, artichokie" - Free - Requires zero self-reflection - Eventually people will stop trying to talk to you entirely
jon drake @DrakeGatsby Going to therapy - Expensive - - Hard work - Have to talk to a person Saying "Okie dokie, artichokie" - Free - Requires zero self-reflection - Eventually people will stop trying to talk to you entirely

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Miss that

Ygrene @Ygrene remember when the fbi would threaten you at the beginning of every vhs tape, that was pretty cool 5:09 PM 2023-01-21 315K Views 16.2K Likes 1,136 Retweets 35 Quotes ...
Ygrene @Ygrene remember when the fbi would threaten you at the beginning of every vhs tape, that was pretty cool 5:09 PM 2023-01-21 315K Views 16.2K Likes 1,136 Retweets 35 Quotes ...

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Always something to say

Pooja Sanwal @poojaasanwal i was talking to my best friend the other day and i realised the reason why i never run out of things to talk about with her is because i have the liberty and comfort to verbalize the constant stream of thoughts in my head without the fear of being subject to judgement
Pooja Sanwal @poojaasanwal i was talking to my best friend the other day and i realised the reason why i never run out of things to talk about with her is because i have the liberty and comfort to verbalize the constant stream of thoughts in my head without the fear of being subject to judgement

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Can't recall

b @the_petshopboy Me at work tomorrow for the first time in two weeks trying to remember what it is I do.
b @the_petshopboy Me at work tomorrow for the first time in two weeks trying to remember what it is I do.

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It was just a prank

joe heenan @joeheenan 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me & Dave were drunk & thought it was funny
joe heenan @joeheenan 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me & Dave were drunk & thought it was funny

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Somehow they do it

lola @bolaluncher 600 Every year on NYE I think "no way they can turn this number into glasses" and every year I am wrong
lola @bolaluncher 600 Every year on NYE I think "no way they can turn this number into glasses" and every year I am wrong

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Sorry?

slate @PleaseBeGneiss landlord: your income needs to be 3x rent me: can you tell my boss that
slate @PleaseBeGneiss landlord: your income needs to be 3x rent me: can you tell my boss that

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Well well well...

Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman well, well, well if it isn't all my "we'll deal with it in January" chickens home to roost
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman well, well, well if it isn't all my "we'll deal with it in January" chickens home to roost

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It makes sense

Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis why does Timothée Chalamet remind me of this kind of medieval shoe
Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis why does Timothée Chalamet remind me of this kind of medieval shoe

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Funny how that works

Kevin Kunkel @kunkelcomedy College is such an unbelievable transformation. You leave home at 18, still a child. Just 4 years later you emerge a fully formed alcoholic child with 5 figure debt.
Kevin Kunkel @kunkelcomedy College is such an unbelievable transformation. You leave home at 18, still a child. Just 4 years later you emerge a fully formed alcoholic child with 5 figure debt.

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Amazing system

Stacey @skittle624 I'm so glad I pay for a million different streaming services and none of the movies I'm looking for are free.
Stacey @skittle624 I'm so glad I pay for a million different streaming services and none of the movies I'm looking for are free.

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How rude

Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

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For real

7k @7kDevaun Rather have a 500k honeymoon than a 500k wedding. JAMAICAN Shelly-Ann's Hamstrings. @_nxzxj Rather have 500k. *** B
7k @7kDevaun Rather have a 500k honeymoon than a 500k wedding. JAMAICAN Shelly-Ann's Hamstrings. @_nxzxj Rather have 500k. *** B

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