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WHY IS IT PINK?!?

Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh- Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human: .. Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK
Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh- Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human: .. Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK

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This man has a point.

COMISSIONS OPEN A @GreenMachine1 · 18h Hot Take I think the Cartoon Community struggles with Toxic Positivity. 11 27 37 115 Spike Is Best Dinosaur (10 Days Till B-Day) @AnimaticPsycho Replying to @GreenMach1ne1 One of the main problems at least to me comes from the “old bad,new good" mentality. It feels like you can't say anything positive about 80's cartoons without getting accused of being “nostalgia blind" all to prop up newer shows. 11:25 PM - Nov 19, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 22 Likes
COMISSIONS OPEN A @GreenMachine1 · 18h Hot Take I think the Cartoon Community struggles with Toxic Positivity. 11 27 37 115 Spike Is Best Dinosaur (10 Days Till B-Day) @AnimaticPsycho Replying to @GreenMach1ne1 One of the main problems at least to me comes from the “old bad,new good" mentality. It feels like you can't say anything positive about 80's cartoons without getting accused of being “nostalgia blind" all to prop up newer shows. 11:25 PM - Nov 19, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 22 Likes

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Le Character Customization Has Arrived

WELCOME TO TWITTER NOW, CHOOSE YOUR PERSONALITY INSUFFERABLE INSUFFERABLE SOCIAL OUTCAST SOCIAL OUTCAST
WELCOME TO TWITTER NOW, CHOOSE YOUR PERSONALITY INSUFFERABLE INSUFFERABLE SOCIAL OUTCAST SOCIAL OUTCAST

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Scantypop

Scanty 18 Read pinned Comm... @scantypop You effectively said attractive women on screen are only for the male gaze. You aren't as progressuve as you think you are. Big Joel @biggestjoel · 12h It's so funny how much of online anger is just like, genuinely hardcore refusing to know what hyperbole is. Absolutely hating the concept and refusing to allow it in your life Show this thread
Scanty 18 Read pinned Comm... @scantypop You effectively said attractive women on screen are only for the male gaze. You aren't as progressuve as you think you are. Big Joel @biggestjoel · 12h It's so funny how much of online anger is just like, genuinely hardcore refusing to know what hyperbole is. Absolutely hating the concept and refusing to allow it in your life Show this thread

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first time completing a puzzle this shit is easy

spencer ... @Sssnakeepit first time completing a puzzle this s--- is easy Frefl 9:36 PM - Nov 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone PUZZLE 500
spencer ... @Sssnakeepit first time completing a puzzle this s--- is easy Frefl 9:36 PM - Nov 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone PUZZLE 500

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Go On, Teach a Dolphin Quantum Physics


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Me Too, Pepper

Eazy-G O ... @GTE00 me too pepper 5:30 PM · Nov 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Eazy-G O ... @GTE00 me too pepper 5:30 PM · Nov 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but writing is hard because you care about it and you want it to be good, not because you're bad at it.

A Ceinwen Langley A @FeedTheWriter I don't know who needs to hear this, but writing is hard because you care about it and you want it to be good, not because you're bad at it. 11:42 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App
A Ceinwen Langley A @FeedTheWriter I don't know who needs to hear this, but writing is hard because you care about it and you want it to be good, not because you're bad at it. 11:42 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Its always "why did you not sleep" or "how many coffys did you have" and never "was the night dark and endless and full of promise"

SOUL fembot @_fembOt Its always "why did you not sleep" or "how many coffys did you have" and never "was the night dark and endless and full of promise" 3:03 AM · 06 Sep 21 · Twitter for iPhone
SOUL fembot @_fembOt Its always "why did you not sleep" or "how many coffys did you have" and never "was the night dark and endless and full of promise" 3:03 AM · 06 Sep 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope that you've escaped, that you're free.


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when u insist on keeping ur heart tender in spite of the ever-encroaching void & the void is made tender bc of it

dalton day @lilghosthands when u insist upon keeping ur heart tender in spite of the ever-encroaching void & the void is made tender bc of it
dalton day @lilghosthands when u insist upon keeping ur heart tender in spite of the ever-encroaching void & the void is made tender bc of it

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Hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?

Peter Mor*n (tweet daddy esq.) @Impetermoran Hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?
Peter Mor*n (tweet daddy esq.) @Impetermoran Hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?

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My mom ordered some nutcrackers online not realizing how big they were


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could be worse

mag @bigbabymag i'm not looking forward to my 30s Seth Rogen @Sethrogen · 21h I made these vases:
mag @bigbabymag i'm not looking forward to my 30s Seth Rogen @Sethrogen · 21h I made these vases:

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Living the dream

Matt. @MattTheBrand i don't want to "do things" or "take care of myself" i want to "sit very still" and "eat noodles" 9:49 PM 12/9/19 · Twitter for Android
Matt. @MattTheBrand i don't want to "do things" or "take care of myself" i want to "sit very still" and "eat noodles" 9:49 PM 12/9/19 · Twitter for Android

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i hate this school

gab @gabostini i fking hate school i'm sorry Malala 9:44 PM 12/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 116 Likes
gab @gabostini i fking hate school i'm sorry Malala 9:44 PM 12/2/19 Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 116 Likes

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i hate this school

festive choochie @boogerncheese just heard a guy say “an app to see where all the parties are" i hate this school 12:50 AM · Sep 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
festive choochie @boogerncheese just heard a guy say “an app to see where all the parties are" i hate this school 12:50 AM · Sep 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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i hate this school

Lola's perfect @daddylola77 y'all be like “i hate this school A00" with two majors and seven minors 99 7:07 PM · Sep 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 332 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 4,670 Likes
Lola's perfect @daddylola77 y'all be like “i hate this school A00" with two majors and seven minors 99 7:07 PM · Sep 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 332 Retweets 106 Quote Tweets 4,670 Likes

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Big Bird got the vaccine

Yeet The Elite @whimsical_turd Centrists be like “both sides are silly" like bro one side is fighting with Big Bird right now 5:14 PM - Nov 8, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 12.3K Retweets 301 Quote Tweets 96.8K Likes Kierangs @Kierangs1 · 20h Replying to @whimsical_turd and @jesmoocalf Yes but we've got to acknowledge that Big Bird sits dead center between the left-wing and the right-wing O 28 27 107 2.9K
Yeet The Elite @whimsical_turd Centrists be like “both sides are silly" like bro one side is fighting with Big Bird right now 5:14 PM - Nov 8, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 12.3K Retweets 301 Quote Tweets 96.8K Likes Kierangs @Kierangs1 · 20h Replying to @whimsical_turd and @jesmoocalf Yes but we've got to acknowledge that Big Bird sits dead center between the left-wing and the right-wing O 28 27 107 2.9K

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Neo Puritans Casually Explained

Moc || I Love You || 18+ @monoocularcat A child walks into a pub. Legally they're not supposed to be there without a p/g. They're most definitely not allowed to drink alcohol. The child demands everyone in the pub only drink soft drinks too, on the basis that seeing adults drinking alcohol in a pub will harm them. 5:41 AM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android
Moc || I Love You || 18+ @monoocularcat A child walks into a pub. Legally they're not supposed to be there without a p/g. They're most definitely not allowed to drink alcohol. The child demands everyone in the pub only drink soft drinks too, on the basis that seeing adults drinking alcohol in a pub will harm them. 5:41 AM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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