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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters

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High-Pressure Situation

Michael @ogpnxl What is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 10-Click Shawty @Just_Cardo Trying to put my change in my wallet at the cash register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing lol
Michael @ogpnxl What is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 10-Click Shawty @Just_Cardo Trying to put my change in my wallet at the cash register while people in line put pressure on me by just standing lol

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You Guys Fold Your Clothes?

Daniel Munro @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.

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Why I Always Have So Many Bags

Michael Halloween Name, @Home_Halfway ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5
Michael Halloween Name, @Home_Halfway ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if l'll need 4 French horns or 5

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Yes or No?

raina O @quakerraina Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no 8:12 PM · 2021-02-26 · Twitter for iPhone 6,237 Retweets 3,912 Quote Tweets 115K Likes
raina O @quakerraina Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no 8:12 PM · 2021-02-26 · Twitter for iPhone 6,237 Retweets 3,912 Quote Tweets 115K Likes

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Jesse Kelly's hot take about opportunities in today’s job market

Jesse Kelly O @JessekellyDC - Oct 29 PRO TIP: If you're one of the young men complaining about “opportunities" in today's job market, throw on a tie and go down to the RV dealership in your area. Apply. No college required. Just you and an opportunity to make $100-200k a year. Or more. Go forth and conquer. 327 17 864 4.5K Jesse Kelly @JessekellyDC - Oct 29 There are opportunities EVERYWHERE in this market right now. Employers are starving for people who are responsible. Starving. Go grab those opportunities. Or sit at home and ask mommy to make her special meatloaf while you post "return to tradition" on Twitter. MA! THE MEATLOAF! GIF 88 17 209 1.3K
Jesse Kelly O @JessekellyDC - Oct 29 PRO TIP: If you're one of the young men complaining about “opportunities" in today's job market, throw on a tie and go down to the RV dealership in your area. Apply. No college required. Just you and an opportunity to make $100-200k a year. Or more. Go forth and conquer. 327 17 864 4.5K Jesse Kelly @JessekellyDC - Oct 29 There are opportunities EVERYWHERE in this market right now. Employers are starving for people who are responsible. Starving. Go grab those opportunities. Or sit at home and ask mommy to make her special meatloaf while you post "return to tradition" on Twitter. MA! THE MEATLOAF! GIF 88 17 209 1.3K

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hooters girls meme

rob @OkButStill hooters girls barely care if i'm happy or sad 8:50 PM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
rob @OkButStill hooters girls barely care if i'm happy or sad 8:50 PM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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"Punished Kevin"

DJ @SwisherSwords Naming my second son "Punished Kevin" after my first son Kevin died mid birth. 8:09 AM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 2,253 Likes
DJ @SwisherSwords Naming my second son "Punished Kevin" after my first son Kevin died mid birth. 8:09 AM · Oct 22, 2021 · Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 2,253 Likes

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green tea shot

rob @catholicdad420 my politics are that l'm 22 and that means sometimes I have to buy a girl something called a “green tea shot" 1:53 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
rob @catholicdad420 my politics are that l'm 22 and that means sometimes I have to buy a girl something called a “green tea shot" 1:53 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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brutal

ivy ruth @BLOODSAD well if it isnt Most F kable Armpits 2014 ... what brings you to the 711 at 5 am 10:30 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App
ivy ruth @BLOODSAD well if it isnt Most F kable Armpits 2014 ... what brings you to the 711 at 5 am 10:30 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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singing not afraid by eminem

Patrick Halloween ... @lunch_enjoyer singing not afraid by eminem to my landlord when he asks me for my rent 11:39 PM · Oct 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Patrick Halloween ... @lunch_enjoyer singing not afraid by eminem to my landlord when he asks me for my rent 11:39 PM · Oct 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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problematic

prettier jesus @bxsel it's problematic to go to confession because ur trauma dumping on god 11:26 PM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
prettier jesus @bxsel it's problematic to go to confession because ur trauma dumping on god 11:26 PM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Drake Bell old tweet

Drake Bell @DrakeBell In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco" 6/23/13, 12:26 AM 23.3K RETWEETS 17K FAVORITES Reinvented by ninjapanda06 for iFunny :) ifunny.mobi
Drake Bell @DrakeBell In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco" 6/23/13, 12:26 AM 23.3K RETWEETS 17K FAVORITES Reinvented by ninjapanda06 for iFunny :) ifunny.mobi

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bummer

Alan Resnick @alanresnicks One of my friends got old e 8:32 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
Alan Resnick @alanresnicks One of my friends got old e 8:32 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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A medieval peasant would think my bathroom is so clean

jurdle @jurndan A medieval peasant would think my bathroom is so clean 8:26 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
jurdle @jurndan A medieval peasant would think my bathroom is so clean 8:26 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Pumpkin Boats

Why aren't there more pumpkin boats? RKMAZI
Why aren't there more pumpkin boats? RKMAZI

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Gotham in trouble

Bj @BjWavy Gotham in trouble LONZOPAGE 4B 78
Bj @BjWavy Gotham in trouble LONZOPAGE 4B 78

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imagine this body existing in 1925

imagine this body existing in 1925 Evil Mei, no one alive @cursedminmo · Oct 25 im tryna understand this woman DEVILS 666
imagine this body existing in 1925 Evil Mei, no one alive @cursedminmo · Oct 25 im tryna understand this woman DEVILS 666

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Why is the McDonald's flag at half-mast

Jesse ... @JesseDoctor Why is the McDonald's flag at half-mast? Wrong answers only
Jesse ... @JesseDoctor Why is the McDonald's flag at half-mast? Wrong answers only

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