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screaming into the void @fruitskywalker · May 18 ben platt in the dear evan hansen trailer 17 YEAR OLD BOY 29 27 2.6K 27.6K

screaming into the void @fruitskywalker · May 18 ben platt in the dear evan hansen trailer 17 YEAR OLD BOY 29 27 2.6K 27.6K

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Sarah Paulson Evan Hansen

Evan A. LaChance @ChanceofEvan · May 18 ... Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021) 98 27 3.4K 42.4K

Evan A. LaChance @ChanceofEvan · May 18 ... Ben Platt in Dear Evan Hansen (2021) 98 27 3.4K 42.4K

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oof

rav @Doughbvy guys that r grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. i'm sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic

rav @Doughbvy guys that r grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. i'm sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic

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sounds like a good time to me

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp me: i don't wanna have kids yet because i wanna stay WILD and FREE me at 7pm every night: if i start an episode of great british bake off now, i can be asleep by 8

Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp me: i don't wanna have kids yet because i wanna stay WILD and FREE me at 7pm every night: if i start an episode of great british bake off now, i can be asleep by 8

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Sometimes it's okay to kink shame

cheetgood snack @tamryncheetah blacksmith: i'm almost done with this sword i just have to work out the kinks sword: i like feet blacksmith: shut up 12/10/17, 2:12 PM 7,945 Retweets 17.6K Likes runcibility Friendly Skeleton Follow @skeletonspooky1 Replying to @tamryncheetah Blacksmith: *hammers the sword on an anvil* Sword: Harder- Blacksmith: *defeated sigh* 7:35 AM - 11 Dec 2017 57 Retweets 120 Likes Source: little-kittykitty 28,075 notes A

cheetgood snack @tamryncheetah blacksmith: i'm almost done with this sword i just have to work out the kinks sword: i like feet blacksmith: shut up 12/10/17, 2:12 PM 7,945 Retweets 17.6K Likes runcibility Friendly Skeleton Follow @skeletonspooky1 Replying to @tamryncheetah Blacksmith: *hammers the sword on an anvil* Sword: Harder- Blacksmith: *defeated sigh* 7:35 AM - 11 Dec 2017 57 Retweets 120 Likes Source: little-kittykitty 28,075 notes A

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Oh no

@coolauntV me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that

@coolauntV me: *kicking stirrups* go on now git gynecologist: stop that

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don't play with my emotions like that

Tweet Alanna Okun @alanna thought this was a salmon printer :< Kinja Deals O @KinjaDeals This discounted Foodsaver vacuum sealer will pay for itself. trib.al/YNGAYRD foodsever GFoodSave

Tweet Alanna Okun @alanna thought this was a salmon printer :< Kinja Deals O @KinjaDeals This discounted Foodsaver vacuum sealer will pay for itself. trib.al/YNGAYRD foodsever GFoodSave

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it's no longer being built

jomund @JoeyOrigami Follow *hits blunt* "Yoo0o son, why is it called a "building" when it's already built?" pic.twitter.com/6hp6p8tZmA 6 Reply 13 Retweet * Favorite Pocket ... More RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,683 1,857

jomund @JoeyOrigami Follow *hits blunt* "Yoo0o son, why is it called a "building" when it's already built?" pic.twitter.com/6hp6p8tZmA 6 Reply 13 Retweet * Favorite Pocket ... More RETWEETS FAVORITES 2,683 1,857

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(𝘩𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦) I’m in

Thinkwert ... @Thinkwert (hacker voice) I'm in 394 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 6. *0 # ROSSLAE 8:31 PM · May 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

Thinkwert ... @Thinkwert (hacker voice) I'm in 394 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 6. *0 # ROSSLAE 8:31 PM · May 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

Try sitting next to a Siobhan

Matty @bestestname As a kid, they teach you phonics, but then make you sit next to a kid named Sean. 4:39 PM · 4/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Matty @bestestname As a kid, they teach you phonics, but then make you sit next to a kid named Sean. 4:39 PM · 4/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Oh David

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic. Me: But my name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic. Me: But my name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.

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this bed is in 4 different area codes

Double King Bed Too much or nah? Dugo @EIVerdugo5 Imagine putting on the bed sheets and the corner on the opposite end comes off?!!! Gotta Uber to the other side

Double King Bed Too much or nah? Dugo @EIVerdugo5 Imagine putting on the bed sheets and the corner on the opposite end comes off?!!! Gotta Uber to the other side

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Seize the nap

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal If by "never give up on your dreams" you mean seize every opportunity to take naps throughout the day, then yeah, sure. 1:42 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter Web App

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal If by "never give up on your dreams" you mean seize every opportunity to take naps throughout the day, then yeah, sure. 1:42 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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This person wrote for CNN & MSN

Adeel Raja O The world today needs a Hitler 9:45 AM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone 124 Retweets 849 Quote Tweets 543 Likes This Tweet has been deleted.

Adeel Raja O The world today needs a Hitler 9:45 AM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone 124 Retweets 849 Quote Tweets 543 Likes This Tweet has been deleted.

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As an American journalist...

Michelle Kosinski ... @MichLKosinski As an American journalist, you never expect: 1. Your own govt to lie to you, repeatedly 2. Your own govt to hide information the public has a right to know 3. Your own govt to spy on your communications Trump's unAmerican regime did all of these. No one should accept this. 10:25 AM - May 8, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,511 Retweets 6,961 Quote Tweets 5,869 Likes

Michelle Kosinski ... @MichLKosinski As an American journalist, you never expect: 1. Your own govt to lie to you, repeatedly 2. Your own govt to hide information the public has a right to know 3. Your own govt to spy on your communications Trump's unAmerican regime did all of these. No one should accept this. 10:25 AM - May 8, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,511 Retweets 6,961 Quote Tweets 5,869 Likes

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Young Law School Debt

Matt @mattwhitlockPM your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go B.J. Sutton @PrettyBadLefty Young Law School Debt

Matt @mattwhitlockPM your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go B.J. Sutton @PrettyBadLefty Young Law School Debt

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He's Green

Dj.Blackhammer #owthedge @djblackhammer ... He's green · May 15 beast boy is black, you cant change my mind 5:40 PM · May 16, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Dj.Blackhammer #owthedge @djblackhammer ... He's green · May 15 beast boy is black, you cant change my mind 5:40 PM · May 16, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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"I have questions"

Actually_IT_IS_MONSTER_HUNTING_SEASON_Tina @Actually_Tina ... I have questions They look Republican O DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm · 1d Zachary Quinto and Billy Porter have been cast in 'THE PROUD FAMILY: LOUDER AND PROUDER' for Disney+ They will play mixed-race adoptive parents to 6:14 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Actually_IT_IS_MONSTER_HUNTING_SEASON_Tina @Actually_Tina ... I have questions They look Republican O DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm · 1d Zachary Quinto and Billy Porter have been cast in 'THE PROUD FAMILY: LOUDER AND PROUDER' for Disney+ They will play mixed-race adoptive parents to 6:14 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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SarahKTranslate

https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1391527153506783238 Sarah Moon (美女翻訳者セラムーン) Follow @SarahKTranslate FYI, since this distinction often gets lost in The Discourse. As an anime fan who doesn't understand Japanese, it's okay to: dislike the wording of a TL -be curious about why it was translated that way It's NOT okay to: assume it's intentionally wrong - harass translators - 3:55 PM - 9 May 2021 669 Retweets 1,993 Likes O 10 17 669 O 2.0K Sarah Moon (*ERSt54-2) @SarahKTranslate - May 9 Also, even if you have valid, well-informed criticisms of a translation, always keep in mind: - translators are humans with feelings - translators care about the stories they translate - most of us are grossly overworked and underpaid - most are working under very tight deadlines https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1365749272147202050 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon (... Follow @SarahKTranslate Just translated as "incels" and I couldn't be prouder 11:42 AM - 27 Feb 2021 42 Retweets 497 Likes O 92 17 42 497 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon ( R5->) @Sarahk.. For context, yes, the boys in question are 100% incels. 13h O 10 74

https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1391527153506783238 Sarah Moon (美女翻訳者セラムーン) Follow @SarahKTranslate FYI, since this distinction often gets lost in The Discourse. As an anime fan who doesn't understand Japanese, it's okay to: dislike the wording of a TL -be curious about why it was translated that way It's NOT okay to: assume it's intentionally wrong - harass translators - 3:55 PM - 9 May 2021 669 Retweets 1,993 Likes O 10 17 669 O 2.0K Sarah Moon (*ERSt54-2) @SarahKTranslate - May 9 Also, even if you have valid, well-informed criticisms of a translation, always keep in mind: - translators are humans with feelings - translators care about the stories they translate - most of us are grossly overworked and underpaid - most are working under very tight deadlines https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1365749272147202050 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon (... Follow @SarahKTranslate Just translated as "incels" and I couldn't be prouder 11:42 AM - 27 Feb 2021 42 Retweets 497 Likes O 92 17 42 497 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon ( R5->) @Sarahk.. For context, yes, the boys in question are 100% incels. 13h O 10 74

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Sucks to be a loser

cam @climaxximus my son bet me that he could make a piece of paper fly farther than i could so he spent 10 minutes making the fanciest paper airplane i've ever seen. the look on his face when i crumpled mine into a ball and launched it across the house was priceless. sucks to be a loser Imao 10:09 AM · 4/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

cam @climaxximus my son bet me that he could make a piece of paper fly farther than i could so he spent 10 minutes making the fanciest paper airplane i've ever seen. the look on his face when i crumpled mine into a ball and launched it across the house was priceless. sucks to be a loser Imao 10:09 AM · 4/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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