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Spartacus. @infiniotic i'm going at 200mph (mistakes per hour).
Spartacus. @infiniotic i'm going at 200mph (mistakes per hour).

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You don't want the unicorns to die, do you?

Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids:I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar
Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids:I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar

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skills

it's my birthday @kissfeels me at 3am trying to plug my charger without getting out of the bed 00:01 23:20
it's my birthday @kissfeels me at 3am trying to plug my charger without getting out of the bed 00:01 23:20

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Evil alter ego

john @mrjohndarby when matt damon gets really angry he quietly says to himself "matt demon" 1:16 AM · 2020-08-31 · Twitter Web App 70 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 532 Likes
john @mrjohndarby when matt damon gets really angry he quietly says to himself "matt demon" 1:16 AM · 2020-08-31 · Twitter Web App 70 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 532 Likes

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Respect is earned, not demanded

Mary * @girlfromcanada Hi I'm Mary - and I am going to continue to be vocal about women in this industry We demand respect 8:19 AM · Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 83 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 1,009 Likes Treat people the way you want to be treated. Talk to people the way you want to be talked to. RESPECT IS EARNED, NOT GIVEN.
Mary * @girlfromcanada Hi I'm Mary - and I am going to continue to be vocal about women in this industry We demand respect 8:19 AM · Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 83 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 1,009 Likes Treat people the way you want to be treated. Talk to people the way you want to be talked to. RESPECT IS EARNED, NOT GIVEN.

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This shouldn't even be a disclaimer come on!

Gorilla Glue O GORILLA @Gorilla Glue We never thought we'd have to say this, but do not use our products on your f------ hair. 2/7/21, 9:57 AM KIT
Gorilla Glue O GORILLA @Gorilla Glue We never thought we'd have to say this, but do not use our products on your f------ hair. 2/7/21, 9:57 AM KIT

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is that asking for too much?

Hannah Berner @beingbernz I'm single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don't hate who also hates people but doesn't hate me.
Hannah Berner @beingbernz I'm single because I hate people but I want to find one person who I don't hate who also hates people but doesn't hate me.

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preemies are so RUDE

sydney battle @SydneyBattle i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it's called being considerate & respecting ur mother 4:58 PM · 2021-02-04 · Twitter for iPhone 1,255 Retweets 331 Quote Tweets 42.2K Likes
sydney battle @SydneyBattle i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it's called being considerate & respecting ur mother 4:58 PM · 2021-02-04 · Twitter for iPhone 1,255 Retweets 331 Quote Tweets 42.2K Likes

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she's going places

ANISA || @aaaanisaxx when I was 19 I had to apply for a job and couldn't be arsed writing a cover letter so I made a fake job ad for the job I was applying for on gumtree and like 200 people applied and I picked the best cover letter as my own 7:53 PM · 2021-02-03 · Twitter for iPhone 13.2K Retweets 2,960 Quote Tweets 207K Likes
ANISA || @aaaanisaxx when I was 19 I had to apply for a job and couldn't be arsed writing a cover letter so I made a fake job ad for the job I was applying for on gumtree and like 200 people applied and I picked the best cover letter as my own 7:53 PM · 2021-02-03 · Twitter for iPhone 13.2K Retweets 2,960 Quote Tweets 207K Likes

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Void in your heart

Y. Yo Nutricionista nutricionis T. @memesnutricion - my concerned friend: food won't fill that void in your heart. - me, a person of science: 4:22 PM - Mar 4, 2020 - Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 676 Likes
Y. Yo Nutricionista nutricionis T. @memesnutricion - my concerned friend: food won't fill that void in your heart. - me, a person of science: 4:22 PM - Mar 4, 2020 - Twitter for Android 122 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 676 Likes

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Typical Twitter Conversation

As a visitor how do you sit? OChoose one your position. As a Visitor, how do you sit? 2 Joka @Roi_Ace I wish someone would come in my house and sit like 7
As a visitor how do you sit? OChoose one your position. As a Visitor, how do you sit? 2 Joka @Roi_Ace I wish someone would come in my house and sit like 7

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Sounds like he found a real keeper

nick @nickturani Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the tv: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man soI can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!
nick @nickturani Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the tv: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man soI can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!

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minor tweaks added

DON'T DOWNLOAD TWITTER t7 Repeat her me an not unater than Joe Biden not marter than Kamala Harris natumartanNncy Pelosi atan ames Carvile WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
DON'T DOWNLOAD TWITTER t7 Repeat her me an not unater than Joe Biden not marter than Kamala Harris natumartanNncy Pelosi atan ames Carvile WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

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ok but this is about LEGO Sonic not politics

Samuel Poole @SamuelP4484... · 13h *. Spain imposed a very strict lockdown and made masks mandatory, even outdoors. Despite this the number of cases in Spain rose sharply in October. Mandatory social distancing/mask wearing does not work. Boris's coronavirus restrictions are destroying the economy and our freedoms. 2 Kaia (noisynugget) @noisynug... · 3h ok but this is about LEGO Sonic not politics
Samuel Poole @SamuelP4484... · 13h *. Spain imposed a very strict lockdown and made masks mandatory, even outdoors. Despite this the number of cases in Spain rose sharply in October. Mandatory social distancing/mask wearing does not work. Boris's coronavirus restrictions are destroying the economy and our freedoms. 2 Kaia (noisynugget) @noisynug... · 3h ok but this is about LEGO Sonic not politics

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Olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes... Oregon has (unwisely) decriminalized bein Italian

maple cocaine @maplecocaine Olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes.. Oregon has (unwisely) decriminalized bein Italian Traducir Tweet ONew York Post O @nypost - 3 feb. Oregon law decriminalizing all street drugs goes into effect trib.al/VYT2GAF COLOM 5:52 p. m. · 4 feb. 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1000
maple cocaine @maplecocaine Olive oil, sea salt, red pepper flakes.. Oregon has (unwisely) decriminalized bein Italian Traducir Tweet ONew York Post O @nypost - 3 feb. Oregon law decriminalizing all street drugs goes into effect trib.al/VYT2GAF COLOM 5:52 p. m. · 4 feb. 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1000

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y u!

magnet @arcadeseals me: i'm terrified of random letters therapist: you are? me: [screams] therapist: oh i see me: [screaming intensifies]
magnet @arcadeseals me: i'm terrified of random letters therapist: you are? me: [screams] therapist: oh i see me: [screaming intensifies]

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Yeah but that is alot harder than he makes it seem

Eye contact guy @normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
Eye contact guy @normal_now Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school

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Escapist Fiction

Kat @_Vs_The_World I kinda like my escapist fiction to you know, be that. Not deconstructions or scathing rejections of it. If you brag that you took an i.p and subverted it im just not going to play it. Im too tired of the 'we took that thing you like and improved it, its mature now' mentality. 11:19 AM · Feb 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 142 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 704 Likes Kat @_Vs_The_World -· 12h Replying to @_Vs_The_World If I want subversion i'll look for it. Doom proves that sticking to what people love works (which is probably why it didn't win any game awards) Not every game needs to be film critic bait. The industry has an issue with self loathing, a need to be seen as mature and respectable. 27 39 263 Kat = @_Vs_The_World · 11h Anytime someone mentions a sexy character you can almost feels a lot of devs shrinking away out of embarrassment, like oh no someone likes our characters! and then you have RE devs who are like "Thank you!" thats more mature than acting awkward when sex and violence is brought up 27 32 219 Kat @_Vs_The_World · 11h You don't have to make embarrassed excuses for including fun, sex or violence "Oh well you see its a subversion, this character she uses sexy outfits to explore the deeper meaning of sexualization" when its a game about fighting demons just say she a fun loving sexy character. GIF 27 30 200
Kat @_Vs_The_World I kinda like my escapist fiction to you know, be that. Not deconstructions or scathing rejections of it. If you brag that you took an i.p and subverted it im just not going to play it. Im too tired of the 'we took that thing you like and improved it, its mature now' mentality. 11:19 AM · Feb 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 142 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 704 Likes Kat @_Vs_The_World -· 12h Replying to @_Vs_The_World If I want subversion i'll look for it. Doom proves that sticking to what people love works (which is probably why it didn't win any game awards) Not every game needs to be film critic bait. The industry has an issue with self loathing, a need to be seen as mature and respectable. 27 39 263 Kat = @_Vs_The_World · 11h Anytime someone mentions a sexy character you can almost feels a lot of devs shrinking away out of embarrassment, like oh no someone likes our characters! and then you have RE devs who are like "Thank you!" thats more mature than acting awkward when sex and violence is brought up 27 32 219 Kat @_Vs_The_World · 11h You don't have to make embarrassed excuses for including fun, sex or violence "Oh well you see its a subversion, this character she uses sexy outfits to explore the deeper meaning of sexualization" when its a game about fighting demons just say she a fun loving sexy character. GIF 27 30 200

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"At least im not a gamer"

Sophia (PICK ME) Narwitz @SophNar0747 “At least I'm not a gamer" Coping MAGA @CopingMAGA Thorisy @ThOrisy DM Submissions, documenting the cope in all forms | Manager: @IAteTheMango | Creator: @ThOrisy | Discord: discord.gg/4AXREH4FET Pragmatic Leftist BLM Intersectional Feminist; Antifascist Pro-Rehabiliation Creator of @CopingMAGA ; Occ ium dispensary nb they/them or any linktr.ee/Thorisy m.com/copingmagas/ E Joined June 2020 Jovember 2020 Thorisy @ThOrisy Thorisy @ThOrisy - 10/3/: sure but we need to not Defending normalization of p--------- is not the same as being a p--------. "p--------" be synonym "monster" 55 27 137 Learn how to f------ read Coping MAGA @CopingMAGA· 16h Conservative gamer takes a shower and touches grass challenge Show this thread 1:44 AM · 03 Feb 21 · Twitter for iPhone R AMERICA ARAT AGAIN Follow Coping MAGA @CopingMAGA DM Submissions, documenting the cope in all forms | Manager: @IAteTheMango | Creator: @ThOrisy | Discord: discord.gg/4AXREH4FET cc ium dispensary m.com/copingmagas/ November 2020 3 Following 201.5K Followers Follow Thorisy @ThOrisy Pragmatic Leftist BLM Intersectional Feminist Antifascist Pro-Rehabiliation Creator of @CopingMAGA; O nb they/them or any S linktr.ee/Thorisy E Joined June 2020 123 Following 6,873 Followers Thorisy @ThOrisy Defending normalization of p--------- is not the same as being a p--------. Learn how to f------ read 4:03 PM · 12/20/20 · Twitter for Android 12 Quote Tweets 21 Likes Thorisy @ThOrisy · 10/3/20 sure but we need to not make "p--------" be synonymous with "monster" O 55 27137 ♡ 11
Sophia (PICK ME) Narwitz @SophNar0747 “At least I'm not a gamer" Coping MAGA @CopingMAGA Thorisy @ThOrisy DM Submissions, documenting the cope in all forms | Manager: @IAteTheMango | Creator: @ThOrisy | Discord: discord.gg/4AXREH4FET Pragmatic Leftist BLM Intersectional Feminist; Antifascist Pro-Rehabiliation Creator of @CopingMAGA ; Occ ium dispensary nb they/them or any linktr.ee/Thorisy m.com/copingmagas/ E Joined June 2020 Jovember 2020 Thorisy @ThOrisy Thorisy @ThOrisy - 10/3/: sure but we need to not Defending normalization of p--------- is not the same as being a p--------. "p--------" be synonym "monster" 55 27 137 Learn how to f------ read Coping MAGA @CopingMAGA· 16h Conservative gamer takes a shower and touches grass challenge Show this thread 1:44 AM · 03 Feb 21 · Twitter for iPhone R AMERICA ARAT AGAIN Follow Coping MAGA @CopingMAGA DM Submissions, documenting the cope in all forms | Manager: @IAteTheMango | Creator: @ThOrisy | Discord: discord.gg/4AXREH4FET cc ium dispensary m.com/copingmagas/ November 2020 3 Following 201.5K Followers Follow Thorisy @ThOrisy Pragmatic Leftist BLM Intersectional Feminist Antifascist Pro-Rehabiliation Creator of @CopingMAGA; O nb they/them or any S linktr.ee/Thorisy E Joined June 2020 123 Following 6,873 Followers Thorisy @ThOrisy Defending normalization of p--------- is not the same as being a p--------. Learn how to f------ read 4:03 PM · 12/20/20 · Twitter for Android 12 Quote Tweets 21 Likes Thorisy @ThOrisy · 10/3/20 sure but we need to not make "p--------" be synonymous with "monster" O 55 27137 ♡ 11

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The debate rages on

Always eat the chips first @s190_ NOO0000O00 chips, burger, chips, burger, burger, chips, chips, finish the burger and then the remainder of the chips
Always eat the chips first @s190_ NOO0000O00 chips, burger, chips, burger, burger, chips, chips, finish the burger and then the remainder of the chips

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