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Scaramouche and Teddie or known as Kuma @KugaYumaMystras 000 Step 1: head on Twitter Step 2: regret your life decisions 7:30 AM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Scaramouche and Teddie or known as Kuma @KugaYumaMystras 000 Step 1: head on Twitter Step 2: regret your life decisions 7:30 AM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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So, apparently I'm gay now

... Wanting a strong woman is a sign of homosexuality. Any masculine man wants a submissive woman. 00:32 · 04/01/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

... Wanting a strong woman is a sign of homosexuality. Any masculine man wants a submissive woman. 00:32 · 04/01/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Can we monetize happiness?

No Thanks, Tim @burgerdrome UNTON If we forgive student loan debt, what next? We forgive medical debt?? We outlaw punitive interest rates??? We reorganise our economy around the needs of the many rather than the interests of the few???? Is that what you want????? A society where human life has value?????????

No Thanks, Tim @burgerdrome UNTON If we forgive student loan debt, what next? We forgive medical debt?? We outlaw punitive interest rates??? We reorganise our economy around the needs of the many rather than the interests of the few???? Is that what you want????? A society where human life has value?????????

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A Minecraft streamer sneezed, have you updated Trending yet?

Twitter HQ A Minecraft streamer sneezed, have you updated Trending yet?

Twitter HQ A Minecraft streamer sneezed, have you updated Trending yet?

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listen to the sound of the birds waking up

thefoodbae @TheF00dBae Can't believe there's ppl out there buying books about habits of billionaires like waking up at early hours & doing meditation thinking that'll make them billionaires LO000OL just go sleep man >

thefoodbae @TheF00dBae Can't believe there's ppl out there buying books about habits of billionaires like waking up at early hours & doing meditation thinking that'll make them billionaires LO000OL just go sleep man >

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audiences are not ready

@heavybagofbones i'm tried of shows based around high school can we get coming of age 20 something s---...i wanna see a bitches card get declined at trader joe's 5:50 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 57.4K Retweets 2.4K Quote Tweets 512.2K Likes

@heavybagofbones i'm tried of shows based around high school can we get coming of age 20 something s---...i wanna see a bitches card get declined at trader joe's 5:50 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 57.4K Retweets 2.4K Quote Tweets 512.2K Likes

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it puts the sauce in the basket

Robin Savage @RobinRuth9 When the waitress that said theyll be back with ur sauce is walking around the restaurant living their best life NO OR

Robin Savage @RobinRuth9 When the waitress that said theyll be back with ur sauce is walking around the restaurant living their best life NO OR

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And I think that is just beautiful

mok @mokoffiziell in germany we don't say "merry christmas " we say "wenns dir nicht gefällt kannst es ja umtauschen ich hab den kassenbon noch" 16:30 · 24 Dez. 20 · Twitter Web App

mok @mokoffiziell in germany we don't say "merry christmas " we say "wenns dir nicht gefällt kannst es ja umtauschen ich hab den kassenbon noch" 16:30 · 24 Dez. 20 · Twitter Web App

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It's worse, trust me

The Dad THE DAD @thedad I'l never understand guys who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, dude

The Dad THE DAD @thedad I'l never understand guys who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, dude

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there, fixed it

@ Stop saying "brave" when you mean "racist". 7:49 AM 12 May 18 60 Retweets 364 Likes DISNEY PIXAR RACIST

@ Stop saying "brave" when you mean "racist". 7:49 AM 12 May 18 60 Retweets 364 Likes DISNEY PIXAR RACIST

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Jokes are suppose to be funny

Jun 12, 2020 000 homophobia is understable, transphobia is not. there's so many reasons to hate gay people, most specifically white gays.. but there's never a reason to be a transphobe 1.6K 27 2.4K 2K · Jun 14, 2020 anyone mad at this joke is a dumbas...anyway stan chloe x halle bbs 000 54.3K views 0:00 / 0:30 4) <* From it don't matta 181 17 31 218 phatboisteez @JmoneyPhatstakz 000 Replying to Jokes are suppose to be funny 5:07 PM · Jun 14, 2020 · Twitter for Android

Jun 12, 2020 000 homophobia is understable, transphobia is not. there's so many reasons to hate gay people, most specifically white gays.. but there's never a reason to be a transphobe 1.6K 27 2.4K 2K · Jun 14, 2020 anyone mad at this joke is a dumbas...anyway stan chloe x halle bbs 000 54.3K views 0:00 / 0:30 4) <* From it don't matta 181 17 31 218 phatboisteez @JmoneyPhatstakz 000 Replying to Jokes are suppose to be funny 5:07 PM · Jun 14, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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was a good movie

Twitter O @Twitter Replying to @Twitter @omoalufaaa Secret Lover pomoalutaan First rule of 2021. Don't talk about 2020. 30 Aug 2020 t7 6.7K O 161 O 17.SK 5:15 PM · Dec 21, 2020 from Philadelphia, PA

Twitter O @Twitter Replying to @Twitter @omoalufaaa Secret Lover pomoalutaan First rule of 2021. Don't talk about 2020. 30 Aug 2020 t7 6.7K O 161 O 17.SK 5:15 PM · Dec 21, 2020 from Philadelphia, PA

2020 pandemic happy new years

hand it over

When they tell you to "eat a bag of d----" but have underestimated how into eating d---- you are. Give me the bag.

When they tell you to "eat a bag of d----" but have underestimated how into eating d---- you are. Give me the bag.

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Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Protein is a necessity. Know what has protein? Double bacon cheeseburgers. Know what doesn't have protein? Stupid f------ apples.

Health Badvice @BadHealthAdvice Protein is a necessity. Know what has protein? Double bacon cheeseburgers. Know what doesn't have protein? Stupid f------ apples.

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Joke got old real fast

Thanks For Sharing Jerk @Thx4SharingJerk Think you had a bad tweet once? You have no idea Tweet Jesse McLaren @McJesse - 11/13/19 What's one thing the 1920s had that the 2020s should bring back? 2,539 t74,335 O 2,441 Thanks For Sharing Jerk @Thx4SharingJerk ... Replying to @McJesse Pandemics 9:52 PM 11/13/19 Twitter for iPhone

Thanks For Sharing Jerk @Thx4SharingJerk Think you had a bad tweet once? You have no idea Tweet Jesse McLaren @McJesse - 11/13/19 What's one thing the 1920s had that the 2020s should bring back? 2,539 t74,335 O 2,441 Thanks For Sharing Jerk @Thx4SharingJerk ... Replying to @McJesse Pandemics 9:52 PM 11/13/19 Twitter for iPhone

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lots to unpack

Tom Waterhouse @tomwater... · 1d From my family to yours, wishing you all Merry Christmas. O 1,129 乜658 1,641 Dyatlov Ass Incident * @k_morrissey ... Replying to @tomwaterhouse what the f--- is going on here man

Tom Waterhouse @tomwater... · 1d From my family to yours, wishing you all Merry Christmas. O 1,129 乜658 1,641 Dyatlov Ass Incident * @k_morrissey ... Replying to @tomwaterhouse what the f--- is going on here man

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Ah yes, the bird internet

Reese WitherspoonO @ReeseW Jun 28 To the woman in the parking lot who just asked me if I was Carrie Underwood : You officially made my day! 1.1K t7 4.6K 200K Carrie Underwood @carrieunderwood Jun 29 YOUR day?!?!?!?! That lady just made my whole life! 104 t7 533 19.1K @wdVEXOFMPACT

Reese WitherspoonO @ReeseW Jun 28 To the woman in the parking lot who just asked me if I was Carrie Underwood : You officially made my day! 1.1K t7 4.6K 200K Carrie Underwood @carrieunderwood Jun 29 YOUR day?!?!?!?! That lady just made my whole life! 104 t7 533 19.1K @wdVEXOFMPACT

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Step 1 in parenting: reverse psychology

The Dad THE DAD @thedad Can't believe I didn't get an Oscar for my performance of "I guess we're gonna have to go without you, then!" when my kid wouldn't get his shoes on. Some were moved to tears by it.

The Dad THE DAD @thedad Can't believe I didn't get an Oscar for my performance of "I guess we're gonna have to go without you, then!" when my kid wouldn't get his shoes on. Some were moved to tears by it.

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What DON'T you do in the shower?

Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

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When did we become boring

Dana Schwartz O @DanaSchwartzzz Where's Waldo for adults is just looking for the unsubscribe button in emails

Dana Schwartz O @DanaSchwartzzz Where's Waldo for adults is just looking for the unsubscribe button in emails

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