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File: 1341898149243.ipg-(119 KB, 685x1024, depositphotos_2569828-Angry-disgrun(...).jpg) Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:29 No.146380135 Alright , time for a little greentext story >be a local gamestop employee >be manning the desk while my partner is talking to a mother and her child about the game rating system suddenly the door is flung open by a disgruntled white collar man in his mid 40's, the guy looked like he'd been through the s------ >he paces the store a bit, watching the Max Payne 3 documentary > Looks like Die-hard, the Game, he says gruffly chuckle uncomfortably >"Was just fired today. Iwas on my back to my house from the bar when my son wanted me to pick up a pre-order from here." He mentions to me What Pre-order would that be, sir? >He scratches his head, "Battletoads... or something. suppress my wanting to laugh, knowing this guy's had it rough. > Tm sorry to say this to you sir, but there is no Battletoads Pre-order He looks at me confused > It was a rampant joke on the internet back in the day to prank call Gamestop asking for Battletoads >He nods, bitting his lip and shaking his head at the same time >"Let me guess, 4chan?" he says to me indignantly >I nod, awaiting a s--- storm >"Tm going to beat that little s--- senseless, when I get home, > He walks out, and a few minutes later Isee a white ford taurus rip out of the parking lot, with the guy flipping off multiple people as he did so -get home later that night to see my gf watching the news >suddenly a news report comes up about a disgruntled father being arrested for beating his son and I knevw >Spaghetti starts to stream from my pockets damn you 4chan Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:30 No.146380283 10/10 would tell at parties Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:35 No.146380697 146380135 Awful waste of good spaghetti, op
File: 1341898149243.ipg-(119 KB, 685x1024, depositphotos_2569828-Angry-disgrun(...).jpg) Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:29 No.146380135 Alright , time for a little greentext story >be a local gamestop employee >be manning the desk while my partner is talking to a mother and her child about the game rating system suddenly the door is flung open by a disgruntled white collar man in his mid 40's, the guy looked like he'd been through the s------ >he paces the store a bit, watching the Max Payne 3 documentary > Looks like Die-hard, the Game, he says gruffly chuckle uncomfortably >"Was just fired today. Iwas on my back to my house from the bar when my son wanted me to pick up a pre-order from here." He mentions to me What Pre-order would that be, sir? >He scratches his head, "Battletoads... or something. suppress my wanting to laugh, knowing this guy's had it rough. > Tm sorry to say this to you sir, but there is no Battletoads Pre-order He looks at me confused > It was a rampant joke on the internet back in the day to prank call Gamestop asking for Battletoads >He nods, bitting his lip and shaking his head at the same time >"Let me guess, 4chan?" he says to me indignantly >I nod, awaiting a s--- storm >"Tm going to beat that little s--- senseless, when I get home, > He walks out, and a few minutes later Isee a white ford taurus rip out of the parking lot, with the guy flipping off multiple people as he did so -get home later that night to see my gf watching the news >suddenly a news report comes up about a disgruntled father being arrested for beating his son and I knevw >Spaghetti starts to stream from my pockets damn you 4chan Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:30 No.146380283 10/10 would tell at parties Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:35 No.146380697 146380135 Awful waste of good spaghetti, op

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墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:10 No.302029回画困 File: 1329711044 png-(582 KB, 500x1593, maximum spaghetti.png) Alright, I think Ijust f----- everything up. Should I apologize or is it just f----- or what? God damnit it I hate being such a social retard hey there. did you know what pages to do for mr. fediman? hey! hold on let me check 172 175 only evens sweet. thansk <3 >>302082 >>302128 >>302181 >>302198 >>302214-302240 >>302258 >>302259 >>30228 1 >>302312 >>302338 >>302386-302392 ー302434 >>302457 >>302540 >>302581 >>302614 >>302637 >>302825 >>30288 1 ー302943 no problem, s--- sucks though I still haven,'t done □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:11 No.302082 ■團困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302561囚画画 File: 1329711654 ipg-(39 KB, 320x240, 765.jpg) (50 KB, 640x360, 1329515516754 jpg) yeah hey I think this is the most youve ever talked FULL retard. What the yeah □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:12 No.302 128 0團困 File: 1329711150ipg-(44 KB, 450x338, 1323758235832.jpg) why you always so quiet at school? 墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302614 ■團困 File: 1329711728 jpg-(9 KB, 275x183, laughing n-----.jpg) heh, guess i'm just asleep int hat class most of the time I'm sorry for laughing dude, but wow, that COULD NOT have gone w orse you should sit at me and doms table with us next tomrow!! you can sleep with us, lol you just invite me to sleep with you? lol in class you perv! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302181 0團困 File: 1329711208 png-(16 KB, 286x342, vatgamestop.png) 1] Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302637 ■画 (8 KB, 153x161, 1306196909338.png) SPAGHETTI y would2302029 your cute though ( even let that happen? heh well ok glad i uld help yo so thats how it is? Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302196探画困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:25 No.302825 ■團困 what? what u mean, whats wrong? JESUS CHRRRIISTT ust read? i just said your cute and your all like s--- sorry! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:27 No.302881 File: 1329712020.png-(29 KB, 217x284, 1329332819216.png) JEEEEESUUUSS ...that's it? lol, nm, it's cool Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302214 ■画困 Jesus Christ, man. omg sorry. I mean i like you too, your cute yay! thats what i like to hear i always thought you seem cool your just so quiet, we should do something sometime woah seriously? you mean like fool around I think your goddamn pockets just beat out the country of Italy as the top producer of spaghetti. Uh, I guess in terms of advice, I think you need to draw yourself a big old mental line between flirty and talking about sex | Moose !UzgADXuLIVV 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302259 ■團困 File: 1329711295 ipg-(55 KB, 192x279, 1287258692004.jpg) Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:28 No. 302943回画困 are you tal hough rY ou're son have condoms Dud t sorry, what do you mean? like having sex? i have condoms That ending many times in a row The w-- lol why are talking about condoms i said we should do somethjing like hang out h-------- your a perv her tomorrow that you were out today or me want to hang mous 1329711328 png-(59 KB, 374x367, 1327197304011.png) awkwa ith condoms just in cas' right? I'm not that awkwar uc hould apologise, but no sorry, we don't have to f--- or anything thats beyond f--- ust start e don't have to f---? don't have to 1329712280.jpg-(50 KB, 237x295, 13284264474 | Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:16 No.302338 ■團困 an no, if you dont ess you want to out or or i can eat you out or wle you want, its cool like laughing your ass off over there at me? no, im not i swear, just whatever you want to imean yea i ws jokin about the sex stuff my fucki ing smfw the entire time reading that siona REM IlaluxBKWVf06 02/19/12(Sun)23:31 No.303097回圃困 0 KB, 2048x1536, worry.jpg) ou upgrade your p mous Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No spaghetti e □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302540 ■團困 ate 1329711629 ipg-(11 KB, 200x291, PANIC.jpg) UNEBRO 02/19/1 128欄團困 S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING mfw it just got worse and worse now what t ■ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No.303 134囚團 ou S---
墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:10 No.302029回画困 File: 1329711044 png-(582 KB, 500x1593, maximum spaghetti.png) Alright, I think Ijust f----- everything up. Should I apologize or is it just f----- or what? God damnit it I hate being such a social retard hey there. did you know what pages to do for mr. fediman? hey! hold on let me check 172 175 only evens sweet. thansk <3 >>302082 >>302128 >>302181 >>302198 >>302214-302240 >>302258 >>302259 >>30228 1 >>302312 >>302338 >>302386-302392 ー302434 >>302457 >>302540 >>302581 >>302614 >>302637 >>302825 >>30288 1 ー302943 no problem, s--- sucks though I still haven,'t done □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:11 No.302082 ■團困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302561囚画画 File: 1329711654 ipg-(39 KB, 320x240, 765.jpg) (50 KB, 640x360, 1329515516754 jpg) yeah hey I think this is the most youve ever talked FULL retard. What the yeah □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:12 No.302 128 0團困 File: 1329711150ipg-(44 KB, 450x338, 1323758235832.jpg) why you always so quiet at school? 墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302614 ■團困 File: 1329711728 jpg-(9 KB, 275x183, laughing n-----.jpg) heh, guess i'm just asleep int hat class most of the time I'm sorry for laughing dude, but wow, that COULD NOT have gone w orse you should sit at me and doms table with us next tomrow!! you can sleep with us, lol you just invite me to sleep with you? lol in class you perv! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302181 0團困 File: 1329711208 png-(16 KB, 286x342, vatgamestop.png) 1] Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302637 ■画 (8 KB, 153x161, 1306196909338.png) SPAGHETTI y would2302029 your cute though ( even let that happen? heh well ok glad i uld help yo so thats how it is? Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302196探画困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:25 No.302825 ■團困 what? what u mean, whats wrong? JESUS CHRRRIISTT ust read? i just said your cute and your all like s--- sorry! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:27 No.302881 File: 1329712020.png-(29 KB, 217x284, 1329332819216.png) JEEEEESUUUSS ...that's it? lol, nm, it's cool Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302214 ■画困 Jesus Christ, man. omg sorry. I mean i like you too, your cute yay! thats what i like to hear i always thought you seem cool your just so quiet, we should do something sometime woah seriously? you mean like fool around I think your goddamn pockets just beat out the country of Italy as the top producer of spaghetti. Uh, I guess in terms of advice, I think you need to draw yourself a big old mental line between flirty and talking about sex | Moose !UzgADXuLIVV 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302259 ■團困 File: 1329711295 ipg-(55 KB, 192x279, 1287258692004.jpg) Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:28 No. 302943回画困 are you tal hough rY ou're son have condoms Dud t sorry, what do you mean? like having sex? i have condoms That ending many times in a row The w-- lol why are talking about condoms i said we should do somethjing like hang out h-------- your a perv her tomorrow that you were out today or me want to hang mous 1329711328 png-(59 KB, 374x367, 1327197304011.png) awkwa ith condoms just in cas' right? I'm not that awkwar uc hould apologise, but no sorry, we don't have to f--- or anything thats beyond f--- ust start e don't have to f---? don't have to 1329712280.jpg-(50 KB, 237x295, 13284264474 | Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:16 No.302338 ■團困 an no, if you dont ess you want to out or or i can eat you out or wle you want, its cool like laughing your ass off over there at me? no, im not i swear, just whatever you want to imean yea i ws jokin about the sex stuff my fucki ing smfw the entire time reading that siona REM IlaluxBKWVf06 02/19/12(Sun)23:31 No.303097回圃困 0 KB, 2048x1536, worry.jpg) ou upgrade your p mous Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No spaghetti e □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302540 ■團困 ate 1329711629 ipg-(11 KB, 200x291, PANIC.jpg) UNEBRO 02/19/1 128欄團困 S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING mfw it just got worse and worse now what t ■ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No.303 134囚團 ou S---

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'Super Mutant Hunters' . 413 like this 23 hours ago via mobile Liked >Be 18 >Just finished taking the G.O.A.T. >Overseer tells everyone in class to line up for a surprise penis inspection >First in line >Nervous as f--- >Overseer says to unequip my Vault 101 suit >Spaghetti starts dripping out of my inventory "I... I have Turn around to leave >Overseer grabs me from behind >Take off your vault suit." >Spaghetti is now pouring out of my inventory >Eyes start watering and cheeks turn red as classmates notice the spaghetti >"Let me go!" >I use V.A.T.S. and attack him unarmed >Unarmed is at 5 >I run out of AP as I furiously hit the Overseer with punches that hurt less than a Magikarp's splash >Spaghetti begins pouring wildy out of my inventory as the Overseer fights the current of pasta while trying to strip me >Take off your vault suit!" >My peers laugh as spaghetti begins spraying out of my inventory while the Overseer holds onto me for dear life >"I need to inspect your everything!" >I can't take it anymore, I burst into treats as watery diarrhea farts escape my anus >Diarrhea farts pierce into the Overseers soul violently trying to rip it from his body >Spaghetti current is now similar to that of a tsunami >Overseer is now screaming at the top of his lungs for me to expose my body to him "PENIS! INSPECT! NOW! >Fellow students are laughing hysterically as they are now ankle deep in spaghetti >Flail arms in an attempt to fly away but I'm over-cucumbered >The Overseer manages to rip off my Vault Suit >Spaghetti finally stops pouring out of my inventory >Sobbing like an eight year old during Anus Inspection Day, I let the Overseer conduct his inspection >Watery diarrhea farts finally stop with only a few casualties >The class calms their laughter as the Overseer finishes his inspection >The Overseer mutters something about my "rude behavior and puts a gold star sticker on my forehead >Run to my room crying and trip on my cape >MFW I realize Im a girl >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg to go to the restroom
'Super Mutant Hunters' . 413 like this 23 hours ago via mobile Liked >Be 18 >Just finished taking the G.O.A.T. >Overseer tells everyone in class to line up for a surprise penis inspection >First in line >Nervous as f--- >Overseer says to unequip my Vault 101 suit >Spaghetti starts dripping out of my inventory "I... I have Turn around to leave >Overseer grabs me from behind >Take off your vault suit." >Spaghetti is now pouring out of my inventory >Eyes start watering and cheeks turn red as classmates notice the spaghetti >"Let me go!" >I use V.A.T.S. and attack him unarmed >Unarmed is at 5 >I run out of AP as I furiously hit the Overseer with punches that hurt less than a Magikarp's splash >Spaghetti begins pouring wildy out of my inventory as the Overseer fights the current of pasta while trying to strip me >Take off your vault suit!" >My peers laugh as spaghetti begins spraying out of my inventory while the Overseer holds onto me for dear life >"I need to inspect your everything!" >I can't take it anymore, I burst into treats as watery diarrhea farts escape my anus >Diarrhea farts pierce into the Overseers soul violently trying to rip it from his body >Spaghetti current is now similar to that of a tsunami >Overseer is now screaming at the top of his lungs for me to expose my body to him "PENIS! INSPECT! NOW! >Fellow students are laughing hysterically as they are now ankle deep in spaghetti >Flail arms in an attempt to fly away but I'm over-cucumbered >The Overseer manages to rip off my Vault Suit >Spaghetti finally stops pouring out of my inventory >Sobbing like an eight year old during Anus Inspection Day, I let the Overseer conduct his inspection >Watery diarrhea farts finally stop with only a few casualties >The class calms their laughter as the Overseer finishes his inspection >The Overseer mutters something about my "rude behavior and puts a gold star sticker on my forehead >Run to my room crying and trip on my cape >MFW I realize Im a girl >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg to go to the restroom

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Anonymous 09/29/10(Wed)22:32:1 No.11327113 walking on ice >slip >land on ass >stand up >brush off pants >all the spaghetti falls out of my pockets >slip on spaghetti
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Anonymous 12/16/10(Thu)23:01 No.81472309 File :1292558479581png-(133 KB, 354x363, 1226621833105gil.png.ban.png) >> >in english 9 class >get called on to read out loud >stutter through the whole thing >classmates are audibly giggling >stand up to run out of the room in shame >peanut butter spaghetti falls out of my pocket >class bursts into laughter man run to front of classroom open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur >get in trouble for walking dinosaur in school detention >get home from detention >father says I am a disgrace to my family run to room crying mom comes in > "Sergio, I made your favorite cookies" >she wants to f---
Anonymous 12/16/10(Thu)23:01 No.81472309 File :1292558479581png-(133 KB, 354x363, 1226621833105gil.png.ban.png) >> >in english 9 class >get called on to read out loud >stutter through the whole thing >classmates are audibly giggling >stand up to run out of the room in shame >peanut butter spaghetti falls out of my pocket >class bursts into laughter man run to front of classroom open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur >get in trouble for walking dinosaur in school detention >get home from detention >father says I am a disgrace to my family run to room crying mom comes in > "Sergio, I made your favorite cookies" >she wants to f---

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>Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:59:4 No.12360206 >12360125 cont >about 2 hours pass >we're all watching tv: me, bro and his sister in the living room >his mum calls him to set the table for dinner She leaves but the door to the kitchen is still open with him and his mum in it >sister comes over to sit next to me with her chin resting on her knees >says sorry she had to go earlier >suddenly her mom walks in >spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets there's so much of it >I can't stop it >spaghetti errwhere
>Anonymous 12/08/10(Wed)11:59:4 No.12360206 >12360125 cont >about 2 hours pass >we're all watching tv: me, bro and his sister in the living room >his mum calls him to set the table for dinner She leaves but the door to the kitchen is still open with him and his mum in it >sister comes over to sit next to me with her chin resting on her knees >says sorry she had to go earlier >suddenly her mom walks in >spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets there's so much of it >I can't stop it >spaghetti errwhere

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Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:16 No.79421791 >go on the s------ >as I open the door spaghetti falls out of my sleeves >I slip on it and crash down >I am a bear >Realizing this I burst into treats >I open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur >I ran out of home and whistled for a cab >Bel air >Thats when the macaroni fell out of my nose >I start to cry and a blue man suddenly shows up >Bakalava starts to spill everywhere >I get smashed into the ground by a two ton erect penis that crashes down from the sky >But who was phone?
Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:16 No.79421791 >go on the s------ >as I open the door spaghetti falls out of my sleeves >I slip on it and crash down >I am a bear >Realizing this I burst into treats >I open the door >Get on the floor >Everybody walk the dinosaur >I ran out of home and whistled for a cab >Bel air >Thats when the macaroni fell out of my nose >I start to cry and a blue man suddenly shows up >Bakalava starts to spill everywhere >I get smashed into the ground by a two ton erect penis that crashes down from the sky >But who was phone?

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Anonymous (ID: 7t/2DuRg) 04/09/12(Mon)21:16:54 No.392264835 >Be 15 >With my GF, also 15 >At my place >Foreplay, both horny as f--- >She rips my bra off >Spaghetti all over the floor >Went so hard that the DJ didn't was if paper-plates
Anonymous (ID: 7t/2DuRg) 04/09/12(Mon)21:16:54 No.392264835 >Be 15 >With my GF, also 15 >At my place >Foreplay, both horny as f--- >She rips my bra off >Spaghetti all over the floor >Went so hard that the DJ didn't was if paper-plates

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Anonymous (ID: Zr3YAAuv) 04/09/12(Mon)21:12:05 No. 392263829 File: >> 1334020325.jpgー(338 KB, 960x 1620, catmonster.jpg) Didnt know sister was home In kitchen naked >Sister comes in Im so shocked i just freeze >Sister looks at my wood >"I want to taste you" >Im as hard as a rock with big meaty balls >I lay down >She puts her feet on my legs crouches over me >No lube around >Pours warm water on my d--- >Suddenly im soft WHAT THE F--- >She says its ok >Starts sucking on my limp noodle c--- >Slurping it all sloppy like >Trying to get me hard >Dog walks into kitchen enticed by smell >Starts sniffing my feet >Starts whining >Sister lets dog lick my right ball >Feelsgoodman >Suddenly i c-- >HOW DID I C--?I WAS SOFT C-- everywhere >All over my balls, my dog, my sisters legs OH S--- OH S--- MY C-- IS RED >Dog bites off my left nut >Sister bites off my c--- >Sister sticks fork in right ball >Feelsgreatman >Something isnt right C-- smells like tomato >My penis is spaghetti I am a table
Anonymous (ID: Zr3YAAuv) 04/09/12(Mon)21:12:05 No. 392263829 File: >> 1334020325.jpgー(338 KB, 960x 1620, catmonster.jpg) Didnt know sister was home In kitchen naked >Sister comes in Im so shocked i just freeze >Sister looks at my wood >"I want to taste you" >Im as hard as a rock with big meaty balls >I lay down >She puts her feet on my legs crouches over me >No lube around >Pours warm water on my d--- >Suddenly im soft WHAT THE F--- >She says its ok >Starts sucking on my limp noodle c--- >Slurping it all sloppy like >Trying to get me hard >Dog walks into kitchen enticed by smell >Starts sniffing my feet >Starts whining >Sister lets dog lick my right ball >Feelsgoodman >Suddenly i c-- >HOW DID I C--?I WAS SOFT C-- everywhere >All over my balls, my dog, my sisters legs OH S--- OH S--- MY C-- IS RED >Dog bites off my left nut >Sister bites off my c--- >Sister sticks fork in right ball >Feelsgreatman >Something isnt right C-- smells like tomato >My penis is spaghetti I am a table

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GA PLEASE GIVE ME A 'D LIKE A COPY OF ATELIER TOTOR COPY OF ATELIER TOTORI RIGHT NOW NOT AGAIN. WHAT THAT IS. WHAT GAME ARE YOU OK? ATELIER TOTORI 0ID0 OIDO PLEASE MONEY ATELIER SAMESTOP TOTORI 10I 100 000 nn -ask for a copy of Atelier Totori -spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets -oh god not again "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.'" I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" struggling to contain my embarrassment -clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- -meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets -voice reduced to a mumble "have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" Are you ok?" -s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph crash through the Gamestop employee's counter he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards -yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI -Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards the sheer force of my s--- has reached 6S0mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the gforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale -spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- -my transformation is almost complete -as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a -steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail
GA PLEASE GIVE ME A 'D LIKE A COPY OF ATELIER TOTOR COPY OF ATELIER TOTORI RIGHT NOW NOT AGAIN. WHAT THAT IS. WHAT GAME ARE YOU OK? ATELIER TOTORI 0ID0 OIDO PLEASE MONEY ATELIER SAMESTOP TOTORI 10I 100 000 nn -ask for a copy of Atelier Totori -spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets -oh god not again "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.'" I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" struggling to contain my embarrassment -clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- -meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets -voice reduced to a mumble "have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" Are you ok?" -s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph crash through the Gamestop employee's counter he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards -yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI -Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards the sheer force of my s--- has reached 6S0mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the gforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale -spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- -my transformation is almost complete -as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a -steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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izz, j--- all over my pants 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:23 Me gusta >Cute girl at the gym >she comes to me bro and starts conversation >Can't hear, blacking out from shyness >didn't take aspergers' pills today >spaghetti starts falling from my pockets >I start reciting in my head Im f----- zyzz brah" >she asks me "are you okay? >I say loudly Tm f----- zyzz brah!!!" > "zebra?" >I burst into treats >run from gym >Everybody calls me zebra now de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:30 -Ya no me gusta 42 I know that feel bro 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:51 Me gusta
izz, j--- all over my pants 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:23 Me gusta >Cute girl at the gym >she comes to me bro and starts conversation >Can't hear, blacking out from shyness >didn't take aspergers' pills today >spaghetti starts falling from my pockets >I start reciting in my head Im f----- zyzz brah" >she asks me "are you okay? >I say loudly Tm f----- zyzz brah!!!" > "zebra?" >I burst into treats >run from gym >Everybody calls me zebra now de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:30 -Ya no me gusta 42 I know that feel bro 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:51 Me gusta

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File 1324421242.png(1.29 MB, 1280x720, shot0005.png) 00 Anonymous 12/20/11(Tue)17:47 No.7184946 00 to the teacher's lounge to get a drink >Go >See Sonoda walk in >She smiles at me I try and ask her how she's doing but its just a mumble >cant maintain eye contact >she starts to snicker >Kouhei-sensei comes out and smacks her on the ass sthey all point and laugh and tell me to speak up [T music comes on >everyone in the teacher's lounge is laughing at me >Sonoda starts grinding on me. >I can't move stutter "b-back that ass up" >The whole school is howling in laughter >All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket I run out crying, slip and piss myself out in the parking lot
File 1324421242.png(1.29 MB, 1280x720, shot0005.png) 00 Anonymous 12/20/11(Tue)17:47 No.7184946 00 to the teacher's lounge to get a drink >Go >See Sonoda walk in >She smiles at me I try and ask her how she's doing but its just a mumble >cant maintain eye contact >she starts to snicker >Kouhei-sensei comes out and smacks her on the ass sthey all point and laugh and tell me to speak up [T music comes on >everyone in the teacher's lounge is laughing at me >Sonoda starts grinding on me. >I can't move stutter "b-back that ass up" >The whole school is howling in laughter >All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket I run out crying, slip and piss myself out in the parking lot

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File 1323573434jpg-(11 KB, 300x329, will smith.jpg) Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No. 120059959 >presenting new trailer for my game at VGA >feel my spaghetti falling out of my pocket freak out a little >tell the audience "sorry" >start grabbing my spaghetti to not let anyone see it >I feel it falling faster >start farting and apologizing to the crowd more >stare at friend trying to get him to talk for me >he tells me to continue >l feel his dishonor >my spaghetti reaches my knees >I hold my treats back in shame >tell the audience sorry once more >my meanie head friend finally takes over >my spaghetti hits the ground >the trailer starts >audience busts up in laughter I feel they're laughter piece my soul >run backstage where Gabe comforts me the rest of the time Sorry about venting. My day wasn't alright. □ Anonymous 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No.1 20060085 Damn that sucks Maymato □ Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:18 No. 120060281 >Gabe tells me after the show to b-back my ass up >I tell him I am not ready and to please weight
File 1323573434jpg-(11 KB, 300x329, will smith.jpg) Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No. 120059959 >presenting new trailer for my game at VGA >feel my spaghetti falling out of my pocket freak out a little >tell the audience "sorry" >start grabbing my spaghetti to not let anyone see it >I feel it falling faster >start farting and apologizing to the crowd more >stare at friend trying to get him to talk for me >he tells me to continue >l feel his dishonor >my spaghetti reaches my knees >I hold my treats back in shame >tell the audience sorry once more >my meanie head friend finally takes over >my spaghetti hits the ground >the trailer starts >audience busts up in laughter I feel they're laughter piece my soul >run backstage where Gabe comforts me the rest of the time Sorry about venting. My day wasn't alright. □ Anonymous 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No.1 20060085 Damn that sucks Maymato □ Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:18 No. 120060281 >Gabe tells me after the show to b-back my ass up >I tell him I am not ready and to please weight

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File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail
File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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