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File 1323573434jpg-(11 KB, 300x329, will smith.jpg) Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No. 120059959 >presenting new trailer for my game at VGA >feel my spaghetti falling out of my pocket freak out a little >tell the audience "sorry" >start grabbing my spaghetti to not let anyone see it >I feel it falling faster >start farting and apologizing to the crowd more >stare at friend trying to get him to talk for me >he tells me to continue >l feel his dishonor >my spaghetti reaches my knees >I hold my treats back in shame >tell the audience sorry once more >my meanie head friend finally takes over >my spaghetti hits the ground >the trailer starts >audience busts up in laughter I feel they're laughter piece my soul >run backstage where Gabe comforts me the rest of the time Sorry about venting. My day wasn't alright. □ Anonymous 12/10/11 (Sat)22:17 No.1 20060085 Damn that sucks Maymato □ Hideo Kojima 12/10/11 (Sat)22:18 No. 120060281 >Gabe tells me after the show to b-back my ass up >I tell him I am not ready and to please weight

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FALLING SPAGHETTI
(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >
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