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Anon likes cowboys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 minuten geleden 785108597 : >Be me, 16 year old who's played nothing but Red Dead 2 since it came out >Becoming a literal cowboy >yeehaw.exe is working to full сарacity >I decide to start wearing cowboy apparel to school >People laugh, nobody understands me >l'm planning on high nooning the school but I don't know how to use deadeye in real life, pls help 6 REPLIES
Anonymous 24 minuten geleden 785108597 : >Be me, 16 year old who's played nothing but Red Dead 2 since it came out >Becoming a literal cowboy >yeehaw.exe is working to full сарacity >I decide to start wearing cowboy apparel to school >People laugh, nobody understands me >l'm planning on high nooning the school but I don't know how to use deadeye in real life, pls help 6 REPLIES

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Robot has a oneitis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)07:03:22 No.49347279 >be me >fat neet >no gf obviously >have a oneitis type crush >would literally do anything to get her 20 KB JPG >start dieting and exercising >stop jerking off dry, instead buy fleshlight and lube >feelsgoodman >start really liking the fleshlight >decide to give it a name >the same name as my oneitis >decide to tell it to her as a compliment >get blocked : Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)07:05:39 No.49347304 >>49347279 (OP) # >decide to tell it to her as a compliment 31 KB JPG
: Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)07:03:22 No.49347279 >be me >fat neet >no gf obviously >have a oneitis type crush >would literally do anything to get her 20 KB JPG >start dieting and exercising >stop jerking off dry, instead buy fleshlight and lube >feelsgoodman >start really liking the fleshlight >decide to give it a name >the same name as my oneitis >decide to tell it to her as a compliment >get blocked : Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)07:05:39 No.49347304 >>49347279 (OP) # >decide to tell it to her as a compliment 31 KB JPG

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Future serial killer likes the grocery store | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)23:14:57 No.67052570 >no self checkouts at grocery store >can tell the cashier girl is autistic from how she carries herself >overreacted when she knocked over my can of juice with a squeaking noise >put it in the bag and then on the counter and told it to stay 205 KB PNG >proceeded to tell me a cool story about another customer >couldnt understand me saying my phone number >explained that she has dyslexia >made me write it down so she could read it >secretly hoping she kept my number i cannot stop thinking about c------ on her face, is this normal? View Thread
: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)23:14:57 No.67052570 >no self checkouts at grocery store >can tell the cashier girl is autistic from how she carries herself >overreacted when she knocked over my can of juice with a squeaking noise >put it in the bag and then on the counter and told it to stay 205 KB PNG >proceeded to tell me a cool story about another customer >couldnt understand me saying my phone number >explained that she has dyslexia >made me write it down so she could read it >secretly hoping she kept my number i cannot stop thinking about c------ on her face, is this normal? View Thread

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Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)23:40:28 No.784338001 /b/, can someone explain what the actual f--- just happened? > be me > meet qt on Bumble > she wants to meet up at my place and watch movies 187 KB JPG > cool.wav > ff a couple hours and we're making out on the couch > whips my d--- out and start sucking > a few seconds later she comes up all p----- and hyperventilating > starts yelling that my d--- is really spicy and it burns > storms off and leaves ?????????????
: Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)23:40:28 No.784338001 /b/, can someone explain what the actual f--- just happened? > be me > meet qt on Bumble > she wants to meet up at my place and watch movies 187 KB JPG > cool.wav > ff a couple hours and we're making out on the couch > whips my d--- out and start sucking > a few seconds later she comes up all p----- and hyperventilating > starts yelling that my d--- is really spicy and it burns > storms off and leaves ?????????????

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Anon knows math | /r/Greentext

! Anonymous 06/28/20(Sun)13:48:25 No.514612342 >"PS4 has no game-" WRONG B46 KB JPG ! Anonymous 06/28/20(Sun)13:49:43 No.514612510 >>514617537 # Anonymous 06/28/20(Sun)13:53:22 No.514612994 There are 119 games in that stack. The height of a standard ps4 game case is 14mm. Using basic math we can determine the man in the photo is only 5'4". 866 KB PNG 2>514615896 # >>514618429 # >514619653 #
! Anonymous 06/28/20(Sun)13:48:25 No.514612342 >"PS4 has no game-" WRONG B46 KB JPG ! Anonymous 06/28/20(Sun)13:49:43 No.514612510 >>514617537 # Anonymous 06/28/20(Sun)13:53:22 No.514612994 There are 119 games in that stack. The height of a standard ps4 game case is 14mm. Using basic math we can determine the man in the photo is only 5'4". 866 KB PNG 2>514615896 # >>514618429 # >514619653 #

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)08:50:33 No.784277994 So l just found out my sister is a furry >be me >in my room, playing vidya, hanging out >parents aren't home 25 KB JPG >sister in her room >idea.jpg >have a hockey mask and machete >decide to burst into her room and scare her >get mask on and grab weapon >go to her room >kick door open holding machete >immediately drop it an freeze >my sister is completely naked, masturbating >see furry p--- on her laptop >she tries to cover up and close the laptop >"w-- anon!" >say nothing >too shocked to speak >slowly back out and close the door >pick up machete and walk to my room This happened like 3 minutes ago what do I do?
| Anonymous 11/07/18(Wed)08:50:33 No.784277994 So l just found out my sister is a furry >be me >in my room, playing vidya, hanging out >parents aren't home 25 KB JPG >sister in her room >idea.jpg >have a hockey mask and machete >decide to burst into her room and scare her >get mask on and grab weapon >go to her room >kick door open holding machete >immediately drop it an freeze >my sister is completely naked, masturbating >see furry p--- on her laptop >she tries to cover up and close the laptop >"w-- anon!" >say nothing >too shocked to speak >slowly back out and close the door >pick up machete and walk to my room This happened like 3 minutes ago what do I do?

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Anon hates Trump. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)20:51:04 No.871472262 >find out landlord voted for Trump and is anti-vaxx >save bacon grease for months >on the day my lease is up, heat it and dump about six quarts down the sink 232 KB JPG >run cold water in the tap immediately after for ten minutes Not my problem.
: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)20:51:04 No.871472262 >find out landlord voted for Trump and is anti-vaxx >save bacon grease for months >on the day my lease is up, heat it and dump about six quarts down the sink 232 KB JPG >run cold water in the tap immediately after for ten minutes Not my problem.

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Anon thinks he is worth smth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP)# >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.
: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP)# >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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Anon is saved by /x/ | /r/Greentext

File: 1330313884.jpg-(7 KB, 180x167, AaronsFaceGAC.jpg) O Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:38 No.9610459 >Late last night >Have a fish tank with a light on >Kept seelng shadows in my peripheral vision >Heard sounds like deep breathing >Closet door is open even though I always shut it before I get into bed >"I'm not afraid of you f------" >Something replies >"We're not afraid of you either" >NOPE >Home alone in the middle of nowhere >Would be dangerous outside so I have to stay inside >Can't move-frozen with fear >Remember what Ixi says when you're in this situation >Tore off clothes >Masturbated >Haven't been bothered since then. Thank you /x/ for saving my ass Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:41 No.9610474 You're weicome bro Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:43 No.9610484 >masturbated you've been practicing your whole life for this situation
File: 1330313884.jpg-(7 KB, 180x167, AaronsFaceGAC.jpg) O Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:38 No.9610459 >Late last night >Have a fish tank with a light on >Kept seelng shadows in my peripheral vision >Heard sounds like deep breathing >Closet door is open even though I always shut it before I get into bed >"I'm not afraid of you f------" >Something replies >"We're not afraid of you either" >NOPE >Home alone in the middle of nowhere >Would be dangerous outside so I have to stay inside >Can't move-frozen with fear >Remember what Ixi says when you're in this situation >Tore off clothes >Masturbated >Haven't been bothered since then. Thank you /x/ for saving my ass Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:41 No.9610474 You're weicome bro Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:43 No.9610484 >masturbated you've been practicing your whole life for this situation

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Anon adopts new tactics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)01:27:19 No.871461309 >trying to get fit >am told weakness seeks comfort and comfort breeds weakness >start denying myself comfort >no extra blankets while sleeping >no junk food or excessive TV >start identifying comforts I indulge 1.05 MB JPG in daily and cutting them out >start to feel less weak >getting more assertive at job >coworkers starting to treat me with more respect >invite a couple of them over for dinner >open freezer to get out frozen tilapia I'll be cooking >TheFridgeJacket.jpeg >Coworker sees >Try to explain it's just part of my new lifestyle and jackets are too warm and comfy >he just nods and walks into dining room >see him whispering to other coworker later that night >F------ fridge jacket
: Anonymous 01/27/22(Thu)01:27:19 No.871461309 >trying to get fit >am told weakness seeks comfort and comfort breeds weakness >start denying myself comfort >no extra blankets while sleeping >no junk food or excessive TV >start identifying comforts I indulge 1.05 MB JPG in daily and cutting them out >start to feel less weak >getting more assertive at job >coworkers starting to treat me with more respect >invite a couple of them over for dinner >open freezer to get out frozen tilapia I'll be cooking >TheFridgeJacket.jpeg >Coworker sees >Try to explain it's just part of my new lifestyle and jackets are too warm and comfy >he just nods and walks into dining room >see him whispering to other coworker later that night >F------ fridge jacket

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Anon is a developer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:27:59 No.85394227 Tech horror stories thread >be Indian NOTICE D0 NOT TALK OPERATOR >work as a code monkey at one of the smaller offshore development sweatshops >get project from Filipino client >requirements are unclear, contact clients team 359 KB JPG >client lets slip that they're an outsourcing house too and the project is somewhere from eastern Europe >Filipinos don't do any developement, just pass it to a cheaper contractor (in this case us) aka middlemen >months pass, no progress >find out the eastern European guys are an outsourcing house as well, and they don't do any developement and the actual client is somewhere from UK >every piece of info, document takes months to arrive since there are 4 different companies in the mix >6 months pass, barely any progress >turns out the Filipino guys misunderstood the scope of the project since the eastern Europeans refused to share their requirement document >that means the requirement document our guys created was at best based on an errenuous understanding of the project from the Filipinos >leave company >ff 4 years >project is still "in development" >brit clients are nearly bankrupt : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:29:41 No.85394240 >>85394227 (OP) # >>be Indian stopped reading right here, too scary
: Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:27:59 No.85394227 Tech horror stories thread >be Indian NOTICE D0 NOT TALK OPERATOR >work as a code monkey at one of the smaller offshore development sweatshops >get project from Filipino client >requirements are unclear, contact clients team 359 KB JPG >client lets slip that they're an outsourcing house too and the project is somewhere from eastern Europe >Filipinos don't do any developement, just pass it to a cheaper contractor (in this case us) aka middlemen >months pass, no progress >find out the eastern European guys are an outsourcing house as well, and they don't do any developement and the actual client is somewhere from UK >every piece of info, document takes months to arrive since there are 4 different companies in the mix >6 months pass, barely any progress >turns out the Filipino guys misunderstood the scope of the project since the eastern Europeans refused to share their requirement document >that means the requirement document our guys created was at best based on an errenuous understanding of the project from the Filipinos >leave company >ff 4 years >project is still "in development" >brit clients are nearly bankrupt : Anonymous 01/26/22(Wed)01:29:41 No.85394240 >>85394227 (OP) # >>be Indian stopped reading right here, too scary

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Operation Antiwork Takedown | /r/Greentext

>Be me, brand new conservative operative wishing to climb the ranks, get a job in the Trump 2024 White House, and have one of those blond conservative women as my wife >Lazy socialists on Reddit are starting some kind of antiwork movement. People 44 KB PNG are quitting their jobs and demanding $20 an hour to flip burgers. >Over the course of several months I eat nothing but junk food and stop cutting my hair. My mission is to infiltrate this den of filthy commies >I join this antiwork group. I become a mod. >I reach out to Fox News about doing an interview. >Of course they give me an interview. It's an inside job >Deep inside Trump Tower there is a model libtard apartment. This is where I broadcast from >I claim to be a t----- dog walker who works 25 hours a week, wants to be a philosopher, and REEES! into the camera like a retarded socialist baboon >Hours later Antiwork disappears from Reddit. My mission was a success >MFW I get a job as Mike Pence's pool boy
>Be me, brand new conservative operative wishing to climb the ranks, get a job in the Trump 2024 White House, and have one of those blond conservative women as my wife >Lazy socialists on Reddit are starting some kind of antiwork movement. People 44 KB PNG are quitting their jobs and demanding $20 an hour to flip burgers. >Over the course of several months I eat nothing but junk food and stop cutting my hair. My mission is to infiltrate this den of filthy commies >I join this antiwork group. I become a mod. >I reach out to Fox News about doing an interview. >Of course they give me an interview. It's an inside job >Deep inside Trump Tower there is a model libtard apartment. This is where I broadcast from >I claim to be a t----- dog walker who works 25 hours a week, wants to be a philosopher, and REEES! into the camera like a retarded socialist baboon >Hours later Antiwork disappears from Reddit. My mission was a success >MFW I get a job as Mike Pence's pool boy

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Anon talks about the state of r/antiwork | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qflgJ+NS ) I 01/26/22(Wed)14:02:34 No.358269789 >>358269004 >t----- mod of antiwork reddit sub goes to fox News for an interview >get humiliated live on national TV >r antiwork ban everyone >everybody laugh 540 KB PNG
Anonymous (ID: qflgJ+NS ) I 01/26/22(Wed)14:02:34 No.358269789 >>358269004 >t----- mod of antiwork reddit sub goes to fox News for an interview >get humiliated live on national TV >r antiwork ban everyone >everybody laugh 540 KB PNG

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Don't look at me | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 35613985 29 mins ago Retarded brother ? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other is retarded JPG 7.3 kB >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY
Anonymous | 35613985 29 mins ago Retarded brother ? >be young >have a brother 1 year older >mother gets daily visitors >each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room >looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother >each one of us thinks the other is retarded JPG 7.3 kB >mother dies Still don't know which one of us was the retarded one 2 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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BASED Anon gives random kid a fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/18(Mon)07:07:10 No.100049780 >be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting Ishoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again l'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. >>100049844 # >>100049852 # >>100049860 # >>100050028 #
: Anonymous 04/23/18(Mon)07:07:10 No.100049780 >be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting Ishoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again l'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. >>100049844 # >>100049852 # >>100049860 # >>100050028 #

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It's just a prank bro | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 3/Ea54yl) 08/19/13(Mon)17:21:01 No.500877118 >>500875189 (OP) # >Be senior in highschool >Want to pull senior prank with buddy >Head to senior parking lot night before school >Put an orange traffic cone in the middle of a parking spot and fill it with quick set cement >Think: Hahaaha this will be funny when the teachers cant move the cone lolol >Friend and I head home for the night. >Now I wasnt there to see it, but apparently this happened: Cue next morning and students are arriving for school. >Senior dushbag in his dad's 100,000USD Audi come flying into the parking lot. >Dbag tells friends to watch him "drift" around the cone >Dbag completely f---- up and slams into cone at 45 ish mph >Me and my friend's carpool gets there about 5 - 8 minutes after this >Parts of the Audi all over the parking lot, bumper is destroyed, the engine is smoking, and rear driver side tire is flat >Friend and I just keep walking past the crying kid >swear to secrecy >MFW Highschool was so long ago I dont give a f---
Anonymous (ID: 3/Ea54yl) 08/19/13(Mon)17:21:01 No.500877118 >>500875189 (OP) # >Be senior in highschool >Want to pull senior prank with buddy >Head to senior parking lot night before school >Put an orange traffic cone in the middle of a parking spot and fill it with quick set cement >Think: Hahaaha this will be funny when the teachers cant move the cone lolol >Friend and I head home for the night. >Now I wasnt there to see it, but apparently this happened: Cue next morning and students are arriving for school. >Senior dushbag in his dad's 100,000USD Audi come flying into the parking lot. >Dbag tells friends to watch him "drift" around the cone >Dbag completely f---- up and slams into cone at 45 ish mph >Me and my friend's carpool gets there about 5 - 8 minutes after this >Parts of the Audi all over the parking lot, bumper is destroyed, the engine is smoking, and rear driver side tire is flat >Friend and I just keep walking past the crying kid >swear to secrecy >MFW Highschool was so long ago I dont give a f---

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Anon is nice to his mother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:11:40 No.580464958 >>580461630 # >Be me >Taking grillfriend and Mother out to dinner. 82 KB GIF >In car with grillfriend. >Go pick up Mother >"Babe, sit in the back so my Mother can sit up front." >Grillfriend looks at me with dagger eyes but she gets her in ass in the back. >That night she was absolutely furious that I made her sit in back. >l explained to her that my Mother gave birth to me, raised me and will ultimately be there for me when we break up. Stupid thots thinking they'll ever compare to my Mother.
: Anonymous 12/06/21(Mon)00:11:40 No.580464958 >>580461630 # >Be me >Taking grillfriend and Mother out to dinner. 82 KB GIF >In car with grillfriend. >Go pick up Mother >"Babe, sit in the back so my Mother can sit up front." >Grillfriend looks at me with dagger eyes but she gets her in ass in the back. >That night she was absolutely furious that I made her sit in back. >l explained to her that my Mother gave birth to me, raised me and will ultimately be there for me when we break up. Stupid thots thinking they'll ever compare to my Mother.

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Anon likes Snickers | /r/Greentext

54m (12/27 21:59) · 869443754 91 Re 8 Img JPG 7KB · (212× 249) 24 Replies >be me >right by where I work there is a gas station >every day before I get to work I buy two snickers >during my lunch break I walk over and buy two more >when I finish my work day | stop by the gas station and buy two more >been doing this every day work for two years >this morning walk into gas station to buy my snickers >there is a new kid l've never seen before at the cash register >put down my snickers >kid says >"h-------- are you the snickers guy" >I look at him confused >he says “I honestly thought they were joking about you" >lunch break rolls around so I walk back over >the kid is still there and he says while laughing >"h-------- you must love snickers" >I say "they are my favorite candy" >he laughs even harder >l didn't go back for a third time because I was embarrassed W--. Why the f--- are they talking about me when I'm not there? I thought people at cash registers didn't give a f--- about who goes in. W-- am I supposed to do now?
54m (12/27 21:59) · 869443754 91 Re 8 Img JPG 7KB · (212× 249) 24 Replies >be me >right by where I work there is a gas station >every day before I get to work I buy two snickers >during my lunch break I walk over and buy two more >when I finish my work day | stop by the gas station and buy two more >been doing this every day work for two years >this morning walk into gas station to buy my snickers >there is a new kid l've never seen before at the cash register >put down my snickers >kid says >"h-------- are you the snickers guy" >I look at him confused >he says “I honestly thought they were joking about you" >lunch break rolls around so I walk back over >the kid is still there and he says while laughing >"h-------- you must love snickers" >I say "they are my favorite candy" >he laughs even harder >l didn't go back for a third time because I was embarrassed W--. Why the f--- are they talking about me when I'm not there? I thought people at cash registers didn't give a f--- about who goes in. W-- am I supposed to do now?

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Antiwork at its finest | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Zlg4Vhd ) - reddit mod 01/26/22(Wed)14:23:58 No.358272671 LIVE "ANTI-WORK" REDDIT THREAD HAS 1.6 MILLION MEMBERS EWS JESSE WATTERS PRIMETIME 38573AB9-B5EA-4336-804B-20D2113CF7D0.jpg 121 KB JPG so you're telling me a reddit mod from r/antiwork is literally a 30 year old autistic dog walker who also happens to be a balding t----- who has aspirations of being a philosophy teacher. : Anonymous (ID: 16jNsSNc)II 01/26/22(Wed)14:24:44 No.358272784 this is now a t----- hate thread 61 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: Zlg4Vhd ) - reddit mod 01/26/22(Wed)14:23:58 No.358272671 LIVE "ANTI-WORK" REDDIT THREAD HAS 1.6 MILLION MEMBERS EWS JESSE WATTERS PRIMETIME 38573AB9-B5EA-4336-804B-20D2113CF7D0.jpg 121 KB JPG so you're telling me a reddit mod from r/antiwork is literally a 30 year old autistic dog walker who also happens to be a balding t----- who has aspirations of being a philosophy teacher. : Anonymous (ID: 16jNsSNc)II 01/26/22(Wed)14:24:44 No.358272784 this is now a t----- hate thread 61 KB JPG

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Anon dates an E-thot | /r/Greentext

>first date with girl going well >having a few drinks vibing >she admits to selling nudes for money What is the point in dating anymore? 1m (1/25 16:17) · 67149604 >>67149592 (OP) How did this even come up in conversation? She just randomly brought up the fact that she sells skin for cash? 59s (1/25 16:18) · 67149611 >>67149592 (OP) Who cares? Just f--- her and ghost her after. Modern day women aren't for dating anymore. Best find some f------ hobbies, because the idea of having a loving wife left last generation.
>first date with girl going well >having a few drinks vibing >she admits to selling nudes for money What is the point in dating anymore? 1m (1/25 16:17) · 67149604 >>67149592 (OP) How did this even come up in conversation? She just randomly brought up the fact that she sells skin for cash? 59s (1/25 16:18) · 67149611 >>67149592 (OP) Who cares? Just f--- her and ghost her after. Modern day women aren't for dating anymore. Best find some f------ hobbies, because the idea of having a loving wife left last generation.

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