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66 people found this review helpful 193 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time) Posted: 4 Aug, 2015 @ 7:26am Updated: 4 Aug, 2015 @ 7:26am My mom thought I was watching p--- one night when I was playing this game. Now I can watch p--- and tell her its the game. 10/10 Electronic Super J¹4 Award
66 people found this review helpful 193 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time) Posted: 4 Aug, 2015 @ 7:26am Updated: 4 Aug, 2015 @ 7:26am My mom thought I was watching p--- one night when I was playing this game. Now I can watch p--- and tell her its the game. 10/10 Electronic Super J¹4 Award

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Same old, same old

2,563 people found this review helpful 64 1,015 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.0 hrs on record Posted: 10 Nov @ 7:10am **** ***** ***** ****************************** De Was this review helpful? Yes No Are you wasting my money again, son? **** **** **** **** **** ....**** **** **** ****, 23 124 52 Funny Award CALL DUTY MODERN WARFARE
2,563 people found this review helpful 64 1,015 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.0 hrs on record Posted: 10 Nov @ 7:10am **** ***** ***** ****************************** De Was this review helpful? Yes No Are you wasting my money again, son? **** **** **** **** **** ....**** **** **** ****, 23 124 52 Funny Award CALL DUTY MODERN WARFARE

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Snip snip

4 people found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 76.1 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time) Posted: 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am 10/10 made me break my desk and i saw more scissors than all lesbians in the world. Will VADA VAX y Award
4 people found this review helpful 3 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 76.1 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time) Posted: 14 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am 10/10 made me break my desk and i saw more scissors than all lesbians in the world. Will VADA VAX y Award

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How to run like Bolt

20 people found this review helpful 27 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 24 Oct @ 7:28pm Updated: 24 Oct @ 7:30pm It's true, it runs like Usain Bolt in molasses with a truck tied to his back. 0 CITIES skylines II Award
20 people found this review helpful 27 people found this review funny Recommended 0.1 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 24 Oct @ 7:28pm Updated: 24 Oct @ 7:30pm It's true, it runs like Usain Bolt in molasses with a truck tied to his back. 0 CITIES skylines II Award

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ripoffs these days

11 people found this review helpful 83 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 27.0 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time) Posted: 10 Sep, 2018 @ 12:48am Updated: 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:24am Another new steam title created in RPG Maker, I was perplexed why this game had so many downloads so I thought I'd try it. Would not recommend, it is simply a poor attempt at capitalizing on people's nostalgia for JRPG classics in the vein of Dragon Age. The story of "Chrono Trigger" is clearly a rip off of Chrono Cross, time travel and everything, and the soundtrack is very obviously some fanboy's attempt at a Final Fantasy OST, which fails to achieve the musiscal perfection that THE Nobuo Uematsu created for the FF series. The artists even ripped off the DBZ style of Akira Toriyama! Not one original concept was executed in this game. Might be a worthwhile download if the cost reflected this game's actual value, I would recommend playing JRPGs from the golden era of JRPG gaming itself (2009) and not these modern day throwbacks. HRONO TRIGGER ny Award 12 >
11 people found this review helpful 83 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 27.0 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time) Posted: 10 Sep, 2018 @ 12:48am Updated: 10 Sep, 2018 @ 6:24am Another new steam title created in RPG Maker, I was perplexed why this game had so many downloads so I thought I'd try it. Would not recommend, it is simply a poor attempt at capitalizing on people's nostalgia for JRPG classics in the vein of Dragon Age. The story of "Chrono Trigger" is clearly a rip off of Chrono Cross, time travel and everything, and the soundtrack is very obviously some fanboy's attempt at a Final Fantasy OST, which fails to achieve the musiscal perfection that THE Nobuo Uematsu created for the FF series. The artists even ripped off the DBZ style of Akira Toriyama! Not one original concept was executed in this game. Might be a worthwhile download if the cost reflected this game's actual value, I would recommend playing JRPGs from the golden era of JRPG gaming itself (2009) and not these modern day throwbacks. HRONO TRIGGER ny Award 12 >

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This reminds me of a genre

2 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 83.4 hrs on record (47.2 hrs at review time) Posted: 21 Apr, 2021 @ 3:02am I think this game is probably a Rogue-like or Rogue-lite of some sort. At least it has most of the characteristics that I have always associated with a Rouge-like, such as sudden random death, dungeons that make themselves and the word, "Rogue" in its title. Seriously though, its frustratingly addictive and I am so surprised I like it as much as I do. ROGUE Award
2 people found this review helpful 16 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 83.4 hrs on record (47.2 hrs at review time) Posted: 21 Apr, 2021 @ 3:02am I think this game is probably a Rogue-like or Rogue-lite of some sort. At least it has most of the characteristics that I have always associated with a Rouge-like, such as sudden random death, dungeons that make themselves and the word, "Rogue" in its title. Seriously though, its frustratingly addictive and I am so surprised I like it as much as I do. ROGUE Award

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Some games push some to their limits

254 people found this review helpful 235 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am Way too hard 9 My Friend Pig y 55 Award
254 people found this review helpful 235 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record Posted: 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am Way too hard 9 My Friend Pig y 55 Award

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Patrick Stewart told me that I am the one from his dreams 11/10

661 people found this review helpful 1,546 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 45.4 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time) Posted: Oct 4, 2015 @ 12:42pm Patrick Stewart told me that I am the one from his dreams 11/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award The Elder Scrolls IV OBLIVION GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
661 people found this review helpful 1,546 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 45.4 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time) Posted: Oct 4, 2015 @ 12:42pm Patrick Stewart told me that I am the one from his dreams 11/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award The Elder Scrolls IV OBLIVION GAME OF THE YEAR EDITION View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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The Quake experience

31 people found this review helpful 74 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 18.5 hrs on record Posted: Oct 11, 2015 @ 3:19pm *HURR* *HURR* *HURR* *BOOM* *CHK-CHK* *HURR* *HURR* *HURR* Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award QUAKE IL View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
31 people found this review helpful 74 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 18.5 hrs on record Posted: Oct 11, 2015 @ 3:19pm *HURR* *HURR* *HURR* *BOOM* *CHK-CHK* *HURR* *HURR* *HURR* Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award QUAKE IL View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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Because unlike the dev team at Blizzard, the porn animators have to work with one hand only

MOST HELPFUL REVIEWS IN THE PAST DAY Conpon 538 products in account 58 reviews Not Recommended 0.5 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST The people who make Overwatch p--- work harder than the people who make Overwatch Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 28,992 people found this review helpful 10,804 people found this review funny ** 2,294 5131,352 1,907
MOST HELPFUL REVIEWS IN THE PAST DAY Conpon 538 products in account 58 reviews Not Recommended 0.5 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST The people who make Overwatch p--- work harder than the people who make Overwatch Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 28,992 people found this review helpful 10,804 people found this review funny ** 2,294 5131,352 1,907

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Consume the lewds, skip the game

OVERWATCH 2 Not Recommended 3.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time) POSTED: 10 AUGUST How to enjoy Overwatch 1) Uninstall Overwatch 2) Open PHub 3) Search Overwatch Thank me later Recommended 2.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time) POSTED: 11 AUGUST bad game, good p--- Was this review helpful? Yes No Ⓒ Funny Not Recommended 0.3 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST bad game good p--- Was this review helpful? Award Yes No Funny Award 68 people found this review helpful 18 people found this review funny Recommended 0.2 hrs on record POSTED: 10 AUGUST Did you know that overwatch is not a p--- series but a game? Was this review helpful? Yes No Ⓒ Funny Award 17 people found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny
OVERWATCH 2 Not Recommended 3.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time) POSTED: 10 AUGUST How to enjoy Overwatch 1) Uninstall Overwatch 2) Open PHub 3) Search Overwatch Thank me later Recommended 2.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time) POSTED: 11 AUGUST bad game, good p--- Was this review helpful? Yes No Ⓒ Funny Not Recommended 0.3 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST bad game good p--- Was this review helpful? Award Yes No Funny Award 68 people found this review helpful 18 people found this review funny Recommended 0.2 hrs on record POSTED: 10 AUGUST Did you know that overwatch is not a p--- series but a game? Was this review helpful? Yes No Ⓒ Funny Award 17 people found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny

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Blizzard disrespects its franchises

OVERWATCH 2 Not Recommended 0.1 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST Installed this game just to verify its authenticity. And yep, they completely ripped of "Famous" characters from Rule34 and even gave them cloths, disregarding the original lore. My disappointment is immeasurable. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 25 people found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny 2 13 9
OVERWATCH 2 Not Recommended 0.1 hrs on record POSTED: 11 AUGUST Installed this game just to verify its authenticity. And yep, they completely ripped of "Famous" characters from Rule34 and even gave them cloths, disregarding the original lore. My disappointment is immeasurable. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award 25 people found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny 2 13 9

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How cynical people have become

87 people found this review helpful *** 3 10 people found this review funny Recommended 10.0 hrs last two weeks / 10.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time) Posted: 19 Jul @ 6:27am Updated: 19 Jul @ 6:28am If you guys don't make a merch store exclusively to sell little round plush puppet rats, I will be very upset Was this review helpful? 8 Yes No MY FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD A Funny Award
87 people found this review helpful *** 3 10 people found this review funny Recommended 10.0 hrs last two weeks / 10.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time) Posted: 19 Jul @ 6:27am Updated: 19 Jul @ 6:28am If you guys don't make a merch store exclusively to sell little round plush puppet rats, I will be very upset Was this review helpful? 8 Yes No MY FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD A Funny Award

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Luring kids

5 people found this review helpful 22 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time) Posted: 6 Sep, 2019 @ 5:35pm I think a baby made this game cuz there is crayons and only babys use crayons. CRAYON PHYSTE DELUXE y Award
5 people found this review helpful 22 people found this review funny Not Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time) Posted: 6 Sep, 2019 @ 5:35pm I think a baby made this game cuz there is crayons and only babys use crayons. CRAYON PHYSTE DELUXE y Award

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New kid on the block!

49 people found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny SLAYERS X TERMINAL AFTERMATH Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 h ENGANCE of the SLAYER Posted: 1 Jun @ 9:05pm best game ever!!!! u can have wepons like the s blade and the twin guns and kick psyko butt!!!! my faovrite is the glass luncher. i like to yell "eat glass!" when lunching glass at dumb psykos lol!!! and ther are tons of secretss too, like i found a camp of hiding psykos that said "ahhhh no don't kill us we don't want to be psykos anymore" but i did it anyways. but that shows the game asks difficult question, like i thought about if ppl can change, and it's a sign of the maker's life experience (he is 37). a masterpeice in games psykos drool, seepage rooles!!!!!! Was this review helpful? Yes 'No Funny Award
49 people found this review helpful 11 people found this review funny SLAYERS X TERMINAL AFTERMATH Recommended 0.3 hrs last two weeks / 0.3 h ENGANCE of the SLAYER Posted: 1 Jun @ 9:05pm best game ever!!!! u can have wepons like the s blade and the twin guns and kick psyko butt!!!! my faovrite is the glass luncher. i like to yell "eat glass!" when lunching glass at dumb psykos lol!!! and ther are tons of secretss too, like i found a camp of hiding psykos that said "ahhhh no don't kill us we don't want to be psykos anymore" but i did it anyways. but that shows the game asks difficult question, like i thought about if ppl can change, and it's a sign of the maker's life experience (he is 37). a masterpeice in games psykos drool, seepage rooles!!!!!! Was this review helpful? Yes 'No Funny Award

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Things that get canonized

LORD OF THE RINGS GOLLUM OUT NOW Posted: 26 May @ 10:50am 124 people found this review funny Recommended 0.8 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time) Frame drops are now canon in LOTR. The Lord of the Rings: Gollum™ Was this review helpful? Yes No 1 Funny Award
LORD OF THE RINGS GOLLUM OUT NOW Posted: 26 May @ 10:50am 124 people found this review funny Recommended 0.8 hrs last two weeks / 0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time) Frame drops are now canon in LOTR. The Lord of the Rings: Gollum™ Was this review helpful? Yes No 1 Funny Award

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Well said

628 people found this review helpful 1,857 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.5 hrs on record 2 Posted: 11 Jul, 2015 @ 5:15am Updated: 13 Jul, 2015 @ 12:39am Ubisoft should take note on how to make unfinished games properly. my Award the magic circle
628 people found this review helpful 1,857 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.5 hrs on record 2 Posted: 11 Jul, 2015 @ 5:15am Updated: 13 Jul, 2015 @ 12:39am Ubisoft should take note on how to make unfinished games properly. my Award the magic circle

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Not the most cinematic

874 people found this review helpful 498 people found this review funny Not Recommended 1.6 hrs last two weeks / 1.6 hrs on record Posted: 16 Feb @ 7:22pm 37 * 13 WILD HEARTS # The price is higher than the FPS you will be able to pull in this game 9757 y Award 1234
874 people found this review helpful 498 people found this review funny Not Recommended 1.6 hrs last two weeks / 1.6 hrs on record Posted: 16 Feb @ 7:22pm 37 * 13 WILD HEARTS # The price is higher than the FPS you will be able to pull in this game 9757 y Award 1234

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tabulapicturaphobia

203 people found this review helpful 5 368 people found this review funny Posted: 12 Feb @ 2:45am 15 Not Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks / 5.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time) 8 3 26 PORTXEY GAMES HOGWARTS LEGACY This game isn't killing trans people, it's killing my graphics card. Award
203 people found this review helpful 5 368 people found this review funny Posted: 12 Feb @ 2:45am 15 Not Recommended 5.4 hrs last two weeks / 5.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time) 8 3 26 PORTXEY GAMES HOGWARTS LEGACY This game isn't killing trans people, it's killing my graphics card. Award

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Can't wait for sequel

1,013 people found this review helpful 24 9 937 525 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time) Posted: 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:13pm Updated: 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34pm Love to see a new visual novel inspired on the critically aclaimed anime Neon Genesis Evangelion Was this review helpful? Yes No THE BIBLE Funny Award
1,013 people found this review helpful 24 9 937 525 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time) Posted: 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:13pm Updated: 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:34pm Love to see a new visual novel inspired on the critically aclaimed anime Neon Genesis Evangelion Was this review helpful? Yes No THE BIBLE Funny Award

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