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Stop Buying Crossovers

STOP BUYING CROSSOVERS CARS AND SUVS ARE DIFFERENT THINGS GENERATIONS OF VEHICLES have come and gone, but they all fit into categories, WHY CHANGE NOW? WANT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN TRANSPORT THINGS? GUESS WHAT it WAS called "A STATION WAGON" "Yes please give me a TELLURIDE to drive. Please give me a SANTA FE." - Statements dreamed up by deranged moron confusing cars with PLACES LOOK at what car makers have been demanding your Respect for all this time? WIth all the government bailouts and roads we built for them (These are REAL CARS, done by REAL Manufacturers) ?????? ????? ?????????? "HELLO I would like a CROSSOVER PLEASE" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP BUYING CROSSOVERS CARS AND SUVS ARE DIFFERENT THINGS GENERATIONS OF VEHICLES have come and gone, but they all fit into categories, WHY CHANGE NOW? WANT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE VEHICLE THAT CAN TRANSPORT THINGS? GUESS WHAT it WAS called "A STATION WAGON" "Yes please give me a TELLURIDE to drive. Please give me a SANTA FE." - Statements dreamed up by deranged moron confusing cars with PLACES LOOK at what car makers have been demanding your Respect for all this time? WIth all the government bailouts and roads we built for them (These are REAL CARS, done by REAL Manufacturers) ?????? ????? ?????????? "HELLO I would like a CROSSOVER PLEASE" They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING

STOP DOING • TASKS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ACHIEVABLE YEARS OF DOING and yet THERE ARE STILL even more TASKS TO BE DONE Want to work anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "SIMULATION GAMES" "Yes, I have ENERGY to spend working. I am going to FINISH my TODO LIST" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged ????? ????????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like to do a job so I can keep living." They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING • TASKS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ACHIEVABLE YEARS OF DOING and yet THERE ARE STILL even more TASKS TO BE DONE Want to work anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "SIMULATION GAMES" "Yes, I have ENERGY to spend working. I am going to FINISH my TODO LIST" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged ????? ????????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like to do a job so I can keep living." They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT

STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE • YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS • Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) O node slack n node Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0. Type ".help" for more information. > ([]+ ![])[![]+![]] 'f' node_modules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE • YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS • Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) O node slack n node Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0. Type ".help" for more information. > ([]+ ![])[![]+![]] 'f' node_modules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing German

STOP DOING GERMAN • WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE GENDERED • YEARS OF SPEAKING yet NO REAL- ORLD USE FOUND for UMLAUTS • Wanted to say multiple nouns in a row for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPACEBAR" "Kongressstraße", "Schifffahrt" "Fußballländerspiel" - Words dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Germans have been demanding your respect for all this time: (This is REAL GERMAN, spoken by REAL GERMANS) du you Maskulinum Neutrum Femininum Plural Pardon? Bitte? dich you DER Please. Bitte. dir you DAS DIE Go ahead. Bitte. DEN Sie you Here you go. Bitte. Ihnen you DEM DEN You're welcome. Bitte. ihr you DES DER Not at all. Bitte. euch you ???? ?????? ????????? "Hallo mein Großvater war Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" They have played us for absolute fools Genitiv Dativ Akkusativ Nominativ
STOP DOING GERMAN • WORDS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE GENDERED • YEARS OF SPEAKING yet NO REAL- ORLD USE FOUND for UMLAUTS • Wanted to say multiple nouns in a row for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPACEBAR" "Kongressstraße", "Schifffahrt" "Fußballländerspiel" - Words dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Germans have been demanding your respect for all this time: (This is REAL GERMAN, spoken by REAL GERMANS) du you Maskulinum Neutrum Femininum Plural Pardon? Bitte? dich you DER Please. Bitte. dir you DAS DIE Go ahead. Bitte. DEN Sie you Here you go. Bitte. Ihnen you DEM DEN You're welcome. Bitte. ihr you DES DER Not at all. Bitte. euch you ???? ?????? ????????? "Hallo mein Großvater war Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän" They have played us for absolute fools Genitiv Dativ Akkusativ Nominativ

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STOP DOING CTF

STOP DOING CTF • SECURITY WAS NOT MEANT FOR COMPETITIONS YEARS of CTFS yet NO REAL-WORLD CVES FOUND You want to HACK SOMETHING? DONT USE ctftime USE THIS "I'm trying to find a gadget that lets me POP EAX so I can control the register to do a PLT overwrite" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CTF players have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time, with all the mitigations we built for them (This is REAL CTF, done by REAL CTF PLAYERS) push ECDS A rhme2 ebp ebp, esp 1. Calculate e HASH(m), where ASH isa cryptogracic hash functior mov push push 2 Let z be the L, etmost bes of e, where l, is he be 1. Select a cryptographically secure random 4. Caloulate the curve point (.n) - S. Caloulater mod n. Er0.go 4. CalculaneA'(da) mod 7 The sigrature is the par (r.). esi edi mov edi, [ebp+arg_4] (*,,y.) = k x G ????? ???????? ?????????? They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING CTF • SECURITY WAS NOT MEANT FOR COMPETITIONS YEARS of CTFS yet NO REAL-WORLD CVES FOUND You want to HACK SOMETHING? DONT USE ctftime USE THIS "I'm trying to find a gadget that lets me POP EAX so I can control the register to do a PLT overwrite" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CTF players have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time, with all the mitigations we built for them (This is REAL CTF, done by REAL CTF PLAYERS) push ECDS A rhme2 ebp ebp, esp 1. Calculate e HASH(m), where ASH isa cryptogracic hash functior mov push push 2 Let z be the L, etmost bes of e, where l, is he be 1. Select a cryptographically secure random 4. Caloulate the curve point (.n) - S. Caloulater mod n. Er0.go 4. CalculaneA'(da) mod 7 The sigrature is the par (r.). esi edi mov edi, [ebp+arg_4] (*,,y.) = k x G ????? ???????? ?????????? They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING DERIVATIVES


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Stop doing PLT

STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP MODDING MINECRAFT

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STOP DOING LINGUISTICS

STOP DOING LINGUISTICS WORDS WERE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MEANING • YEARS OF MAKING NOISES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than GRUNTING • Wanted to communicate abstract ideas anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRYING" "Yes, this man's e-ROLE is a g-agent" "Yes that plosive should DEVOICE word finally" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Linguists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the elicitations and grammaticality checks we did for them (This is REAL Linguistics, done by REAL Linguists) CP VXF(x)>L(J, x) ТР DP T' ????? ???? VP Opast A ranjisgast ??????? ????? "Hello, Like(l, apples) please" They have played us for absolute cretins
STOP DOING LINGUISTICS WORDS WERE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MEANING • YEARS OF MAKING NOISES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than GRUNTING • Wanted to communicate abstract ideas anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRYING" "Yes, this man's e-ROLE is a g-agent" "Yes that plosive should DEVOICE word finally" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Linguists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the elicitations and grammaticality checks we did for them (This is REAL Linguistics, done by REAL Linguists) CP VXF(x)>L(J, x) ТР DP T' ????? ???? VP Opast A ranjisgast ??????? ????? "Hello, Like(l, apples) please" They have played us for absolute cretins

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STOP DOING PHYSICS

STOP DOING PHYSICS S • PARTICLES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKED AT • YEARS OF BONKERS THEORIES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for looking beyond the FIRST ORDER DERIVATIVES • Wanted to build a weirder model for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EXPERIMENTAL CONJECTURES" "Nice throw Jimmy, the ball really went HO)\v@) = ih iw0)) ! I'm feeling very - + V(a.n) today" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Physicists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the labs & computer programs we built for them (This is REAL Physics, done by REAL Phyisicists): FOLDING UNFOLDING ????? ??????? ?????? ?????? uuu"The uncertainty in i They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING PHYSICS S • PARTICLES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKED AT • YEARS OF BONKERS THEORIES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for looking beyond the FIRST ORDER DERIVATIVES • Wanted to build a weirder model for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EXPERIMENTAL CONJECTURES" "Nice throw Jimmy, the ball really went HO)\v@) = ih iw0)) ! I'm feeling very - + V(a.n) today" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Physicists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the labs & computer programs we built for them (This is REAL Physics, done by REAL Phyisicists): FOLDING UNFOLDING ????? ??????? ?????? ?????? uuu"The uncertainty in i They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math
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STOP DOING CHESS

STOP DOING CHESS •OPENINGSWERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • YEARS OF PLAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for using anything than your HORSE • Wanted to use something anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "HOUSE RULES" "Yes please give me e4 of something. Please give me F3 with it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what chess players have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the boards & pieces we built for them (This is REAL chess, done by REAL chess players ): A A A A A A A A A A ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like O |castles please" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING CHESS •OPENINGSWERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • YEARS OF PLAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for using anything than your HORSE • Wanted to use something anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "HOUSE RULES" "Yes please give me e4 of something. Please give me F3 with it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what chess players have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the boards & pieces we built for them (This is REAL chess, done by REAL chess players ): A A A A A A A A A A ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like O |castles please" They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING MUSIC

STOP PLAYING MUSIC OA is a letter not a sound It's just air vibrating and people argue which vibration is better - what's next? Rating earthquakes? If there's only 12 sounds why is there so many keys in the piano? Jazz? Just play the right notes LOOK at what Musicians have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the Xylophones and Theremins we built for them (This is REAL stuff made by REAL Musicians): 7 ????????? Hello, can I please hear C#maj9add13 ??? They have played us for absolute fools
STOP PLAYING MUSIC OA is a letter not a sound It's just air vibrating and people argue which vibration is better - what's next? Rating earthquakes? If there's only 12 sounds why is there so many keys in the piano? Jazz? Just play the right notes LOOK at what Musicians have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the Xylophones and Theremins we built for them (This is REAL stuff made by REAL Musicians): 7 ????????? Hello, can I please hear C#maj9add13 ??? They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math
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STOP DOING SOIL SCIENCE

STOP DOING SOIL SCIENCE • Dirt was not supposed to be given names • Digging in the soil with your bare hands is GROSS • You are only disturbing the worms • TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT for the Earth and the secrets that lie beneath the surface Look at what Soil Scientists have been demanding our attention and respect for G5/3a sity Sand Long T hole in ground ???????? "What type of soil is this?"" "Ah, this is clearly a haplic arenic ferric garlic albeluvicambisol" They have played us for absolute fools Sit
STOP DOING SOIL SCIENCE • Dirt was not supposed to be given names • Digging in the soil with your bare hands is GROSS • You are only disturbing the worms • TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT for the Earth and the secrets that lie beneath the surface Look at what Soil Scientists have been demanding our attention and respect for G5/3a sity Sand Long T hole in ground ???????? "What type of soil is this?"" "Ah, this is clearly a haplic arenic ferric garlic albeluvicambisol" They have played us for absolute fools Sit

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STOP DOING MEDICINE

STOP DOING MEDICINE Why name muscles? It's just meat Rectal examination is GROSS Biology is full of LIES what camera did they use to film the inside Look at what they want us to believe THIS IS WHAT THEY STUDY STUPID TRIANGLES ?????????? FREE AUTISM "Hello, what's my illness?" "Oh, it's just PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCO They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING MEDICINE Why name muscles? It's just meat Rectal examination is GROSS Biology is full of LIES what camera did they use to film the inside Look at what they want us to believe THIS IS WHAT THEY STUDY STUPID TRIANGLES ?????????? FREE AUTISM "Hello, what's my illness?" "Oh, it's just PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCO They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING CHEMISTRY

STOP DOING CHEMISTRY - Letters represent english NOT ELEMENTS - Wanna hear a kicker??? Organic chemistry has NO ORGANS - ONLY sticks and stones can break my bones so WHY CAN'T I DRINK HYDOXYCHLOROQUINE "Yes I need H20 to survive each day. I need to do cellular respiration" - statements from the utmost privileged LOOK at what Chemists and Chemical "engineers" have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all of this origami and LEGO pieces we buit for them (This is REAL chemistry done by REAL Chemists) ???? ?????? ??????????? "Hello I would like 3 moles of milk please" They played us like absolute fools made by snr_0714
STOP DOING CHEMISTRY - Letters represent english NOT ELEMENTS - Wanna hear a kicker??? Organic chemistry has NO ORGANS - ONLY sticks and stones can break my bones so WHY CAN'T I DRINK HYDOXYCHLOROQUINE "Yes I need H20 to survive each day. I need to do cellular respiration" - statements from the utmost privileged LOOK at what Chemists and Chemical "engineers" have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all of this origami and LEGO pieces we buit for them (This is REAL chemistry done by REAL Chemists) ???? ?????? ??????????? "Hello I would like 3 moles of milk please" They played us like absolute fools made by snr_0714

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Stop Doing P-Chem

STOP DOING P-CHEM • CHEMISTRY is about MIXING THINGS in LAB, not writing EQUATIONS on PAPER!!! = ƏT • Its just SPICY MATH with LETTERS • "Consider it's a ideal gas" - NO ONE IS IDEAL WE ALL HAVE FLAWS THAT MAKE US BEAUTIFUL!!! PCHEM + BEAUTY A@) → A®) • The ONLY chemistry we need is NaCl, not RT Pis = RT In PiA = RT JA Pi Pi • LeTs UsE gReEk LetTErS CoZ wE ARe oUt of REAL ThlnGs LOOK at what they want us to believe chemistry is THIS is what hides behind P-CHEM P.T const C(100%) In *eq,i 30% C A(100) AB-G4 B(100%) NMR (Not ??? MORE Oversized TRIANGLES Motherf*kn TRIANGLES Real) "Hello, what is this substance?" "Oh, its just usr = µ(T,p) + RT In x57" SEE? IT MAKES NO SENSE! They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING P-CHEM • CHEMISTRY is about MIXING THINGS in LAB, not writing EQUATIONS on PAPER!!! = ƏT • Its just SPICY MATH with LETTERS • "Consider it's a ideal gas" - NO ONE IS IDEAL WE ALL HAVE FLAWS THAT MAKE US BEAUTIFUL!!! PCHEM + BEAUTY A@) → A®) • The ONLY chemistry we need is NaCl, not RT Pis = RT In PiA = RT JA Pi Pi • LeTs UsE gReEk LetTErS CoZ wE ARe oUt of REAL ThlnGs LOOK at what they want us to believe chemistry is THIS is what hides behind P-CHEM P.T const C(100%) In *eq,i 30% C A(100) AB-G4 B(100%) NMR (Not ??? MORE Oversized TRIANGLES Motherf*kn TRIANGLES Real) "Hello, what is this substance?" "Oh, its just usr = µ(T,p) + RT In x57" SEE? IT MAKES NO SENSE! They have played us for absolute fools

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