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STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE • YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS • Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers & compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) O node slack n node Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0. Type ".help" for more information. > ([]+ ![])[![]+![]] 'f' node_modules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

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mcc @mcc@mastodon.social STOP MAKING BLACK HOLES * The Schwarzschild radius was NOT MEANT TO BE EXCEEDED * INFINITE QUANTITIES OF TIME and yet NO POINT ON THE WORLDLINE where a SINGULARITY ACTUALLY FORMS * "Yes this point is a TOPOLOGICAL SINGULARITY. Yes it EVAPORATES" statements dreamed up by the utterly quantum- brained These are REAL path integrals, done in REAL canonical quantum gravity [various non-renormalizable divergent series labelled with "?????"] THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS Mar 01, 2025, 04:52 PM Web 174 boosts 298 favorites
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