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STOP DOING A MINECRAFT MOVIE

A STOP DOING MINECRAFT MOVIE SANDBOX GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN FILM 'ADAPTATIONS • YEARS OF FILMMAKING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for creating MORE JUMANJI RIPOFFS Wanted to give antreft anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called " SMPS "I "Yes please give me uncanny valley mobs. Please give me terrible CGI " - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Warner Bros have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the time and money they have (These are REAL screenshots, taken from the REAL trailer): ????? ??????? ???? ?????? please" "Hello I would like whitewashed Minecraft Steve They have played us for absolute fools

A STOP DOING MINECRAFT MOVIE SANDBOX GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN FILM 'ADAPTATIONS • YEARS OF FILMMAKING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for creating MORE JUMANJI RIPOFFS Wanted to give antreft anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called " SMPS "I "Yes please give me uncanny valley mobs. Please give me terrible CGI " - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Warner Bros have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the time and money they have (These are REAL screenshots, taken from the REAL trailer): ????? ??????? ???? ?????? please" "Hello I would like whitewashed Minecraft Steve They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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Stop Doing Suppressive Fire

STOP DOING suppressive fire Bullets were not meant to miss. • Years of shooting, yet no real world use found for not hitting your target. Want to stop the enemy from shooting at you, for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called killing them. 'No, don't actually kill your enemy, just shoot over their head to scare them." -statements of the absolutely deranged. LOOK at what submachinegunners have been demanding your Respect the automatic weapons and ammunition for all this time, with all we built for them "we built for them (This is REAL combat footage of REAL battles ;) : ????? ??????? "Hello I would like ???? ???? to fire thousands of rounds for every enemy casualty They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING suppressive fire Bullets were not meant to miss. • Years of shooting, yet no real world use found for not hitting your target. Want to stop the enemy from shooting at you, for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called killing them. 'No, don't actually kill your enemy, just shoot over their head to scare them." -statements of the absolutely deranged. LOOK at what submachinegunners have been demanding your Respect the automatic weapons and ammunition for all this time, with all we built for them "we built for them (This is REAL combat footage of REAL battles ;) : ????? ??????? "Hello I would like ???? ???? to fire thousands of rounds for every enemy casualty They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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Stop Doing Missiles

STOP DOING MISSILES DISTANT TARGETS (ON WARSHIPS) WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HITACCURATELY YEARS OF MISSILING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENGAGING higher than 24 KILOMETRES Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called FLOODING PART OF THE SHIP TO GIVE THE GUNS THE ELEVATION THEY NEED "Yes please give me PINPOINT ACCURACY. Please give me VLS CELLS-Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what MISSILEISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the LAUNCHING SYSTEMS we built for them (This is REAL MISSILES done by REAL ENGINEERS"); ????? ??????? ??????? ??????? "Hello I would like VERTICAL LAUNCHING VERTICALRAUNCHING please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING MISSILES DISTANT TARGETS (ON WARSHIPS) WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HITACCURATELY YEARS OF MISSILING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENGAGING higher than 24 KILOMETRES Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called FLOODING PART OF THE SHIP TO GIVE THE GUNS THE ELEVATION THEY NEED "Yes please give me PINPOINT ACCURACY. Please give me VLS CELLS-Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what MISSILEISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the LAUNCHING SYSTEMS we built for them (This is REAL MISSILES done by REAL ENGINEERS"); ????? ??????? ??????? ??????? "Hello I would like VERTICAL LAUNCHING VERTICALRAUNCHING please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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Stop Calling for Close Air Support!

STOP CALLING FOR CLOSE AIR SUPPORT PLANES WERE NOT MEANT TO SHOOT AT THE GROUND YEARS OF R&D yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for destroying friendly infantry collumns Need to destroy an armored target a mile away? We have a tool for that: It's called "ARTILLERY" "Yes please get my JTAC to call in a 9-LINE for CAS! We have a FRIENDLY WARTHOG in the SKY" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what the Air Force has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the guns and planes we have built for them (These are REAL CAS aircraft, thought up by REAL aerospace engineers): ?????? ???????? ?????????? "Hello I would like bombs dropped danger close to my infantry please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP CALLING FOR CLOSE AIR SUPPORT PLANES WERE NOT MEANT TO SHOOT AT THE GROUND YEARS OF R&D yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for destroying friendly infantry collumns Need to destroy an armored target a mile away? We have a tool for that: It's called "ARTILLERY" "Yes please get my JTAC to call in a 9-LINE for CAS! We have a FRIENDLY WARTHOG in the SKY" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what the Air Force has been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the guns and planes we have built for them (These are REAL CAS aircraft, thought up by REAL aerospace engineers): ?????? ???????? ?????????? "Hello I would like bombs dropped danger close to my infantry please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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STOP LETTING PEOPLE ENJOY BULLPUPS

STOP LETTING PEOPLE ENJOY BULLPUPS • GUNS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACKWARDS ⚫ YEARS AF TESTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BACKWARDS UPSIDE OWN RIFLES • Want a short rifle for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was calle "get a carbine" ⚫ "Yes please give me impossible malfunction clearing. Please give me guns SO SHORT that I SHOOT MY HAND OFF." Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. LOOK at what Bullpup Enjoyers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the contracts and programs we gave them. (These are REAL guns designed by REAL engineers): ?????????? ???? ??? "Hello I would like an awkward uncomfortable rifle with ergos designed for octopi please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP LETTING PEOPLE ENJOY BULLPUPS • GUNS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACKWARDS ⚫ YEARS AF TESTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BACKWARDS UPSIDE OWN RIFLES • Want a short rifle for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was calle "get a carbine" ⚫ "Yes please give me impossible malfunction clearing. Please give me guns SO SHORT that I SHOOT MY HAND OFF." Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. LOOK at what Bullpup Enjoyers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the contracts and programs we gave them. (These are REAL guns designed by REAL engineers): ?????????? ???? ??? "Hello I would like an awkward uncomfortable rifle with ergos designed for octopi please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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Stop Doing Auth

STOP DOING AUTH • WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REQUIRE LOGIN • YEARS of MINTING AUTH TOKENS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for knowing more than the user's IP ADDRESS • Wanted to know the user's name and email for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "HTTP HEADERS" "Yes, please give me a JWT TOKEN of something. Please give me IDENTITY PROVIDER of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Full Stack Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the JSONS and Layer 4 protocols we built for them (This is REAL auth, done by REAL websites): response_type=code (scope doesn't include opend) Client Authentication & Server Application (HTTP... Session (TLS) Authorization Request Authorization Endpoint Authentication Authorization Authorisation Cade TokenRequest Token Endpoint Transport (TCP) Network (P Data Link Protocal Application Alert ChangeCipherSpec Handshake Fragmentation Integrity Authentication Encryption ?????? Access Token ????????? "Hello I would like Physical ????????????? website please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING AUTH • WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO REQUIRE LOGIN • YEARS of MINTING AUTH TOKENS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for knowing more than the user's IP ADDRESS • Wanted to know the user's name and email for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "HTTP HEADERS" "Yes, please give me a JWT TOKEN of something. Please give me IDENTITY PROVIDER of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Full Stack Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the JSONS and Layer 4 protocols we built for them (This is REAL auth, done by REAL websites): response_type=code (scope doesn't include opend) Client Authentication & Server Application (HTTP... Session (TLS) Authorization Request Authorization Endpoint Authentication Authorization Authorisation Cade TokenRequest Token Endpoint Transport (TCP) Network (P Data Link Protocal Application Alert ChangeCipherSpec Handshake Fragmentation Integrity Authentication Encryption ?????? Access Token ????????? "Hello I would like Physical ????????????? website please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

Stop Doing Q**** Activism

STOP DOING Q ACTIVISM SEXUALTIES AND GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN A SLUR AS AN UMBRELLA TERM • MILLENNIA OF HUMAN SOCIETY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complex than "LGBT" • Wanted to go further anyway for a laugh? We had a word for that: It was called "GSRM" "Yes I am OMNISEXUAL. I am AGENDER ASEXUAL DEMIROMANTIC" Deranged LOOK at what Q this time, with all (This is REAL Q — Statements dreamed up by the Utterly s have been demanding your Respect for all the words & flags we made for them Activism, done by REAL Q Activists): Transgender Intersex Two Spirit Transmasculine Transfeminine Q Lesbian Bisexual Achillean Sapphic Bigender Pangender -Genderg Abrosexual Greyasexual Cian Nonbinary Demigender Demiboy Demigirl Transmascfem & Neopronouns Autigender Butch Intergender 0 ????? Genderfluid Tools Xenogender Butch Girltwink & Hazardqueer Transf Butchgender Moon Lesbian Butch Two-Spirit Lesboy Wisteria Lesbian Genderpunk& Unisexual/Uniromantic Bi Lesboy Metalhead Lesbian Luvflux& Boybutch & Q Inclusionist & Sapphillean& Aut4Aut Freak4Freak& freak Masc Sapphic& Metalhead Lesboy Transmasc Lesboy Multigender Lesboy Aldernic& Multigender D Metalhead Bi Genderhoarder Axenlector Portalgender Gendertech = Internetgender Computergender boy& Liminalcoric Synthogender Robotgender Distortgender Errorcoretic Scenecoric Horrorgender Horrorboy Unholyfreak Singender Firmic& Political lesbianism A 17 languages Article Talk From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Political lesbianism is a phenomenon within feminism, primarily second-wave feminism and radical feminism; it includes, but is not limited to, lesbian separatism. Political lesbianism asserts that sexual orientation is a political and feminist choice, and advocates lesbianism as a positive alternative to heterosexuality for women [1] as part of the struggle against sexism.[2] Oddcoric Slasheric ??????? Girlflux& Boyflux& Webcoric Thingcenic & Boygirl Littleguygender Girlyboy& -Girlboy Guygirl/Girlguy& Transmasc Boygirl Backroomic& Liminalgender& Dogboygender Weirdthing& Virtualthing Girlboy Lesbian Femboy& Transfem Girlboy& Azurbyboy Distortboygender AnalogARGic Digigender Puppygirlboy Girlthing Offgirl & Somethinggirl& Boyfreak Guy.exeic Vhshorric Genderlog Boything& Weirdgirl Httpsgender ???????????????? "Hello I would like 2SLGBTQQIAAPPD+* representation please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING Q ACTIVISM SEXUALTIES AND GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN A SLUR AS AN UMBRELLA TERM • MILLENNIA OF HUMAN SOCIETY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complex than "LGBT" • Wanted to go further anyway for a laugh? We had a word for that: It was called "GSRM" "Yes I am OMNISEXUAL. I am AGENDER ASEXUAL DEMIROMANTIC" Deranged LOOK at what Q this time, with all (This is REAL Q — Statements dreamed up by the Utterly s have been demanding your Respect for all the words & flags we made for them Activism, done by REAL Q Activists): Transgender Intersex Two Spirit Transmasculine Transfeminine Q Lesbian Bisexual Achillean Sapphic Bigender Pangender -Genderg Abrosexual Greyasexual Cian Nonbinary Demigender Demiboy Demigirl Transmascfem & Neopronouns Autigender Butch Intergender 0 ????? Genderfluid Tools Xenogender Butch Girltwink & Hazardqueer Transf Butchgender Moon Lesbian Butch Two-Spirit Lesboy Wisteria Lesbian Genderpunk& Unisexual/Uniromantic Bi Lesboy Metalhead Lesbian Luvflux& Boybutch & Q Inclusionist & Sapphillean& Aut4Aut Freak4Freak& freak Masc Sapphic& Metalhead Lesboy Transmasc Lesboy Multigender Lesboy Aldernic& Multigender D Metalhead Bi Genderhoarder Axenlector Portalgender Gendertech = Internetgender Computergender boy& Liminalcoric Synthogender Robotgender Distortgender Errorcoretic Scenecoric Horrorgender Horrorboy Unholyfreak Singender Firmic& Political lesbianism A 17 languages Article Talk From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Political lesbianism is a phenomenon within feminism, primarily second-wave feminism and radical feminism; it includes, but is not limited to, lesbian separatism. Political lesbianism asserts that sexual orientation is a political and feminist choice, and advocates lesbianism as a positive alternative to heterosexuality for women [1] as part of the struggle against sexism.[2] Oddcoric Slasheric ??????? Girlflux& Boyflux& Webcoric Thingcenic & Boygirl Littleguygender Girlyboy& -Girlboy Guygirl/Girlguy& Transmasc Boygirl Backroomic& Liminalgender& Dogboygender Weirdthing& Virtualthing Girlboy Lesbian Femboy& Transfem Girlboy& Azurbyboy Distortboygender AnalogARGic Digigender Puppygirlboy Girlthing Offgirl & Somethinggirl& Boyfreak Guy.exeic Vhshorric Genderlog Boything& Weirdgirl Httpsgender ???????????????? "Hello I would like 2SLGBTQQIAAPPD+* representation please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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STOP MAKING APPS - Websites were not supposed to be given executables

STOP MAKING APPS WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN EXECUTABLES YEARS OF INTERNET yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for using anything other than your BROWSER Wanted to use something else anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "APIs" "Yes please let me download 300 MB of spyware to use your website" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Corporations have been demanding your Data for all this time, with all the computers & program we built for them (These are REAL Apps, done by REAL Corporations): Cane's Raising Cane's ????? Vivid Seats ??????? "Hello I would like to visit FRIENDS OF Irel Laurel Hill Cemetery ????????????????? .com please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP MAKING APPS WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN EXECUTABLES YEARS OF INTERNET yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for using anything other than your BROWSER Wanted to use something else anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "APIs" "Yes please let me download 300 MB of spyware to use your website" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Corporations have been demanding your Data for all this time, with all the computers & program we built for them (These are REAL Apps, done by REAL Corporations): Cane's Raising Cane's ????? Vivid Seats ??????? "Hello I would like to visit FRIENDS OF Irel Laurel Hill Cemetery ????????????????? .com please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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STOP DOING CIRCUITS

STOP DOING CIRCUITS • Wires WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • You wanted to find a DRAIN??? I think you need to check your bathroom • "Transistor-Transistor Logic" BUT I thought transistors DO NOT HAVE LOGIC • "Yes please give me RT0402BRD073K3L/ Please give me STM32F407VGT6" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged • ADC, AC, VDD, DC, DAC, AVDD, CAD, VCC??? the alphabet has other letters SEE what electrical engineers have been asking you to respect all this time, with all those oscilloscopes and Butterworth filters (This is REAL circuits done by REAL Engineers): V₂ Is R₁ 2 h R3 www R₂ www (3 1₂ SL ???? ??? This black square contains V₁ V₂ THOUSANDS OF TRANSISTORS???? R Rain R 3 R R R ww "Hello do you have some pure sine wave inverter?" Vout STUPID TRIANGLES They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING CIRCUITS • Wires WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • You wanted to find a DRAIN??? I think you need to check your bathroom • "Transistor-Transistor Logic" BUT I thought transistors DO NOT HAVE LOGIC • "Yes please give me RT0402BRD073K3L/ Please give me STM32F407VGT6" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged • ADC, AC, VDD, DC, DAC, AVDD, CAD, VCC??? the alphabet has other letters SEE what electrical engineers have been asking you to respect all this time, with all those oscilloscopes and Butterworth filters (This is REAL circuits done by REAL Engineers): V₂ Is R₁ 2 h R3 www R₂ www (3 1₂ SL ???? ??? This black square contains V₁ V₂ THOUSANDS OF TRANSISTORS???? R Rain R 3 R R R ww "Hello do you have some pure sine wave inverter?" Vout STUPID TRIANGLES They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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STOP DOING CONSCIOUSNESS

Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop stop doing consciousness - brain was never supposed to have "theory of mind" - millions of years development and yet no real world use found for having self-recognition in mirrors - "please transfer internal cognitive states to other organisms by means of sequential tokens obeying grammatical relationships", "I am not a cognitive zombie" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!! 15 déc. 2023, 18:44 · · Ivory for iOS · £7 158 · 244

Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop stop doing consciousness - brain was never supposed to have "theory of mind" - millions of years development and yet no real world use found for having self-recognition in mirrors - "please transfer internal cognitive states to other organisms by means of sequential tokens obeying grammatical relationships", "I am not a cognitive zombie" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!! 15 déc. 2023, 18:44 · · Ivory for iOS · £7 158 · 244

Stop Doing Math

Stop doing raytracing

STOP DOING RAYTRACING LIGHT RAYS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SIMULATED YEARS OF GAMING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for bouncing light more than ONCE Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BAKED LIGHTING" "Yes please give me SLIGHTLY better visuals. Give me those slightly better visuals at a cost of HALF my frame rate" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Big Graphics Card have been demanding your money for all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful non-RT games in your backlog. (This is REAL Raytracing, done by REAL $1600 graphics cards) RT OFF RT ON RTX OFF RTX ON RTX OFF ???? ?????? ??????????? "Hello I would like to run my games poorly please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING RAYTRACING LIGHT RAYS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SIMULATED YEARS OF GAMING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for bouncing light more than ONCE Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BAKED LIGHTING" "Yes please give me SLIGHTLY better visuals. Give me those slightly better visuals at a cost of HALF my frame rate" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Big Graphics Card have been demanding your money for all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful non-RT games in your backlog. (This is REAL Raytracing, done by REAL $1600 graphics cards) RT OFF RT ON RTX OFF RTX ON RTX OFF ???? ?????? ??????????? "Hello I would like to run my games poorly please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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STOP DOING OFFICES

STOP DOING OFFICES WORK WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE 90 MINUTES BY CAR TO GET TO YEARS OF URBANIZATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going to a different building to use the SAME INTERNET Wanted to do that anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called COFFEE SHOPS "Can you wrap up your call, we have this room booked" "how do we get office parking reimbursed" - Statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what corporations have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the labor we have given them (These are REAL FURNISHINGS found in REAL OFFICES) ????? "Hello I would like to hear half of your Zoom call" They have played us for absolute fools ??????? ?????????????

STOP DOING OFFICES WORK WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE 90 MINUTES BY CAR TO GET TO YEARS OF URBANIZATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going to a different building to use the SAME INTERNET Wanted to do that anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called COFFEE SHOPS "Can you wrap up your call, we have this room booked" "how do we get office parking reimbursed" - Statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what corporations have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the labor we have given them (These are REAL FURNISHINGS found in REAL OFFICES) ????? "Hello I would like to hear half of your Zoom call" They have played us for absolute fools ??????? ?????????????

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STOP POSTING FLUFFY FOXES

STOP DOING • YEARS OF for WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ● Wanted to that: It was called yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what for all this time, with all the (This is REAL have been demanding your Respect & we built for them ): done by REAL ????? "Hello I would like ??????? ??????? ???????? please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING • YEARS OF for WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ● Wanted to that: It was called yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what for all this time, with all the (This is REAL have been demanding your Respect & we built for them ): done by REAL ????? "Hello I would like ??????? ??????? ???????? please" They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math

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Just Stop

$STOP DOING NATURAL LANGUAGE WORDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VECTORS BILLIONS OF PARAMTERS and EXAFLOPS OF COMPUTING POWER SPENT yet NO real progress beyond As an Al language model, • Wanted to process text anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called s.matches ("^<([a-z]+)([^<]+)*(?:>(.*)<\1> [s+ />)$"); | this what is (This is REAL NLP, done by REAL it = 0[W₂₁ * & + Wi * H-1 + W₁ °C -1 + b;) ft = 0 {W zg * X&r + Whƒ * H ₁−1 + We ƒ ° Gt-1 + bg) G₁ = f₁0 C₁-1 + 40 tah(W₂ * &₁ + Whe * H₁-1 + bc) missing we are is AN OBJECT and has NO RIGHT TO SPEAK IN OUR SACRED TONGUE որ մի տեղ ????? PROCESSING HUMANS ): (John does not love Mary John does not like Mary (ƒ (T3 & does & not ❀ love ® ‡ ₁) | ƒ ( mh3 ® does & n = (hates34 loves 34+ hates34) hates34 loves$34) + hates 34 hates34 ) = ³ ????????????????? 04 = 0 (W₂0 * X₁ + Who * H₁-1 + Woo0 °C++ b₂) 14 = 0,0tanh (C) ??????? "Hello I would like [ID] 0-4 D₁ 1 "Sorry, I don't speak meaning 2010-0--DRO FVect 11 language FVect x P y Spa Kg please" 11$

$STOP DOING NATURAL LANGUAGE WORDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VECTORS BILLIONS OF PARAMTERS and EXAFLOPS OF COMPUTING POWER SPENT yet NO real progress beyond As an Al language model, • Wanted to process text anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called s.matches ("^<([a-z]+)([^<]+)*(?:>(.*)<\1> [s+ />)$"); | this what is (This is REAL NLP, done by REAL it = 0[W₂₁ * & + Wi * H-1 + W₁ °C -1 + b;) ft = 0 {W zg * X&r + Whƒ * H ₁−1 + We ƒ ° Gt-1 + bg) G₁ = f₁0 C₁-1 + 40 tah(W₂ * &₁ + Whe * H₁-1 + bc) missing we are is AN OBJECT and has NO RIGHT TO SPEAK IN OUR SACRED TONGUE որ մի տեղ ????? PROCESSING HUMANS ): (John does not love Mary John does not like Mary (ƒ (T3 & does & not ❀ love ® ‡ ₁) | ƒ ( mh3 ® does & n = (hates34 loves 34+ hates34) hates34 loves$34) + hates 34 hates34 ) = ³ ????????????????? 04 = 0 (W₂0 * X₁ + Who * H₁-1 + Woo0 °C++ b₂) 14 = 0,0tanh (C) ??????? "Hello I would like [ID] 0-4 D₁ 1 "Sorry, I don't speak meaning 2010-0--DRO FVect 11 language FVect x P y Spa Kg please" 11$

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STOP SAVING DAYLIGHT

Jef Poskanzer @jef@mastodon.social STOP SAVING DAYLIGHT * CLOCKS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHANGED TWICE A YEAR * YEARS OF 'SAVING' yet NO NET GAIN OF DAYLIGHT * Sunset keeps getting earlier by a few minutes per day, which is sad but we can adjust to it, but then BAM we are all supposed to change the clocks so that it's suddenly A FULL HOUR EARLIER and it's PITCH DARK AFTER WORK what the hell. "Hello I would like my saved daylight back please" They have played us for absolute fools. Sep 19, 2023, 03:39. Web. 155. 241

Jef Poskanzer @jef@mastodon.social STOP SAVING DAYLIGHT * CLOCKS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHANGED TWICE A YEAR * YEARS OF 'SAVING' yet NO NET GAIN OF DAYLIGHT * Sunset keeps getting earlier by a few minutes per day, which is sad but we can adjust to it, but then BAM we are all supposed to change the clocks so that it's suddenly A FULL HOUR EARLIER and it's PITCH DARK AFTER WORK what the hell. "Hello I would like my saved daylight back please" They have played us for absolute fools. Sep 19, 2023, 03:39. Web. 155. 241

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STOP DOING TRAFFIC ENGINEERING

STOP DOING TRAFFIC ENGINEERING CARS WERE NOT MEANT TO TRAVEL FAST THROUGH CITIES YEARS OF HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION yet rush hour traffic still goes at a CRAWL. Wanted to go fast anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "trains." "Just one more lane will fix it. Give me another billion dollars of federal funding" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what Traffic Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the construction and funding we gave them (This is REAL traffic engineering, done by REAL engineers): ??? ?????? "Hello I'd like to buy a ????????? 200 please" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS. ICC MARYLAND En Intercounty connector

STOP DOING TRAFFIC ENGINEERING CARS WERE NOT MEANT TO TRAVEL FAST THROUGH CITIES YEARS OF HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION yet rush hour traffic still goes at a CRAWL. Wanted to go fast anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "trains." "Just one more lane will fix it. Give me another billion dollars of federal funding" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what Traffic Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the construction and funding we gave them (This is REAL traffic engineering, done by REAL engineers): ??? ?????? "Hello I'd like to buy a ????????? 200 please" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS. ICC MARYLAND En Intercounty connector

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Stop doing astrophysics

● ● ● ● STOP DOING ASTROPHYSICS GALAXIES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OBSERVED DAILY TERABYTES OF DATA yet NO REAL USE FOUND for going beyond the GALACTIC PLANE and an EMPIRICAL POWER LAW M(400)+YAM(400) 20 Wanted to see further anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called HALLUCINATIONS "2MASX J13252775-4301073 sure looks beautiful today”, “I better edit default.sex so I can run SExtractor on HIPASS J1131-31.fits" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what astrophysicists have been DEMANDING your Respect for all this time, with all the observatories and Python wrappers we built for them (This is REAL Astrophysics, done by REAL Astrophysicists) "The JLA best fit Pure acceleration - de Sitter SLSNe best fit 1.5 Redshift (2) ? 658 42 Einstein- de 3 • SLSNe JLA Sitter 0.38, 0.62 0.29, A-0.71 0.0, 1.0 1.0, ₁ = 0.0 30⁰ SLSNe rms 0.27 JLA rms 0.17 24⁰ 2.5 18⁰ 12⁰ 10 10 10 10 10 PDR Dust M 82 HII Regions Non-lonizing Stars Escaping Synchrotron 3 100 Wavelength [um] ?????? 10° A 10* 6 10 20 40 Wavelength [am] is down the (Re) 4.5 4.0 3.5 3.0 2.5 2.0 1.5 1.0 flux(F/FY T(K) 2000 1400 1000/ 20.1 2000 10004 300 100 30 -700 10 500 NGỘ 300 A A 1.4-1.9 Neptune They have played us for absolute fools 2-3 R₂ p=10 g ------- ision-stripp 3.5 33%Fe 100% Fe 13.0 50 2.5 1.5 ●RV ATTV 1.0 it will. 0.6 0.8 1 1.5 2 3 4 5678910 15 20 m (M₂) ???????????? to the left"

● ● ● ● STOP DOING ASTROPHYSICS GALAXIES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OBSERVED DAILY TERABYTES OF DATA yet NO REAL USE FOUND for going beyond the GALACTIC PLANE and an EMPIRICAL POWER LAW M(400)+YAM(400) 20 Wanted to see further anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called HALLUCINATIONS "2MASX J13252775-4301073 sure looks beautiful today”, “I better edit default.sex so I can run SExtractor on HIPASS J1131-31.fits" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what astrophysicists have been DEMANDING your Respect for all this time, with all the observatories and Python wrappers we built for them (This is REAL Astrophysics, done by REAL Astrophysicists) "The JLA best fit Pure acceleration - de Sitter SLSNe best fit 1.5 Redshift (2) ? 658 42 Einstein- de 3 • SLSNe JLA Sitter 0.38, 0.62 0.29, A-0.71 0.0, 1.0 1.0, ₁ = 0.0 30⁰ SLSNe rms 0.27 JLA rms 0.17 24⁰ 2.5 18⁰ 12⁰ 10 10 10 10 10 PDR Dust M 82 HII Regions Non-lonizing Stars Escaping Synchrotron 3 100 Wavelength [um] ?????? 10° A 10* 6 10 20 40 Wavelength [am] is down the (Re) 4.5 4.0 3.5 3.0 2.5 2.0 1.5 1.0 flux(F/FY T(K) 2000 1400 1000/ 20.1 2000 10004 300 100 30 -700 10 500 NGỘ 300 A A 1.4-1.9 Neptune They have played us for absolute fools 2-3 R₂ p=10 g ------- ision-stripp 3.5 33%Fe 100% Fe 13.0 50 2.5 1.5 ●RV ATTV 1.0 it will. 0.6 0.8 1 1.5 2 3 4 5678910 15 20 m (M₂) ???????????? to the left"

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STOP USING BINARY GENDERS

STOP USING BINARY GENDERS - GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSIGNED - CENTURIES OF NORMALISING CISNORMATIVITY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENFORCING societal preconceptions on OTHERS - Wanted to do that anyways? Back in the day we had a TOOL for that; its called good 'ol BIGOTRY - Soon you're gonna tell me your LANGUAGE is GENDERED TOO - CLOTHING HAS NO GENDER - "Sir"???? "Ma'am"???? - "Yes please be a MAN about something. That's GIRLY" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged - Your FUZZY GENDER FEELINGS are now BOXED INTO this arbitrary RANKING SYSTEM Look at what they have wanted us to assign binary gender to over the ages ""Boy""???? "Look! It's a boy!" They played us for absolute fools "Woman"??? "Male"???

STOP USING BINARY GENDERS - GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSIGNED - CENTURIES OF NORMALISING CISNORMATIVITY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENFORCING societal preconceptions on OTHERS - Wanted to do that anyways? Back in the day we had a TOOL for that; its called good 'ol BIGOTRY - Soon you're gonna tell me your LANGUAGE is GENDERED TOO - CLOTHING HAS NO GENDER - "Sir"???? "Ma'am"???? - "Yes please be a MAN about something. That's GIRLY" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged - Your FUZZY GENDER FEELINGS are now BOXED INTO this arbitrary RANKING SYSTEM Look at what they have wanted us to assign binary gender to over the ages ""Boy""???? "Look! It's a boy!" They played us for absolute fools "Woman"??? "Male"???

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STOP WRITING SCI-FI

Catherine @whitequark STOP WRITING SCI-FI DYSTOPIAS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES LOOK AT WHAT CAPITALISTS HAVE DONE WITH THE WORKS WE HAVE GIVEN THEM (LOTR) (Minority Report) (Asimov's collected works) WANTED TO READ ABOUT SOMETHING MIND-WRETCHINGLY AWFUL FOR A WHILE? WE ALREADY HAD A TOOL FOR THAT: THE NEWSPAPER 1+ 158 1d * 339

Catherine @whitequark STOP WRITING SCI-FI DYSTOPIAS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES LOOK AT WHAT CAPITALISTS HAVE DONE WITH THE WORKS WE HAVE GIVEN THEM (LOTR) (Minority Report) (Asimov's collected works) WANTED TO READ ABOUT SOMETHING MIND-WRETCHINGLY AWFUL FOR A WHILE? WE ALREADY HAD A TOOL FOR THAT: THE NEWSPAPER 1+ 158 1d * 339

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Stop Visiting Spooky Wrecks

STOP visiting SPOOKY WRECKS -it is scary and dark down there i am sleepy BUI MMS 41:03 N. 59 95 W -that is his home, he is taking a nap and u are RUDELY interrupting ---- -there is no treasure down there -be a paleontologist instead: dinosaur bones are cool and cannot drown you this is folly -there are like 1500 p----- off ghosts down there "hm yes i think i will annoy dead victims of capitalism in my corporate sub" -someone who is about to drown

STOP visiting SPOOKY WRECKS -it is scary and dark down there i am sleepy BUI MMS 41:03 N. 59 95 W -that is his home, he is taking a nap and u are RUDELY interrupting ---- -there is no treasure down there -be a paleontologist instead: dinosaur bones are cool and cannot drown you this is folly -there are like 1500 p----- off ghosts down there "hm yes i think i will annoy dead victims of capitalism in my corporate sub" -someone who is about to drown

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