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Sandbox games were not supposed to be given film adaptations. Years of filmmaking yet no real world use for creating more Jumanji ripoffs. Wanted to give Minecraft actual plot anyway for a laugh? We had tool for that: it was called "SMPs". "Yes please give me uncanny valley mobs. Please give me terrible CGI" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what Warner Bros have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the time and money they have. (These are real screenshots taken from the real trailer.) "Hello I would like whitewashed Minecraft Steve please." They have played us for absolute fools.

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STOP DOING A MINECRAFT MOVIE


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STOP DOING DEV OPS ON PERSONAL SITES • PERSONAL WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLOUDS YEARS OF BLOGGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for zero-downtime CI/CD PIPELINES Wanted to put your website on the net? We had a tool for that: It was called "FTP" "Yes please orchestrate my deployment. Please provision horizontal scaling" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what DevOps Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the homepages & fan sites we built for them (This is REAL Ops, done by REAL Engineers ): AWS Public Cloud ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like to containerize the application layer please" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP BUYING PHONES • EXPENSIVE DEVICES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REPLACED ONE YEAR LATER • YEARS OF ADDING MORE CAMERAS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than 8 MEGAPIXELS • Wanted short lifespan cell phones anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "PREPAID SUPERMARKET PHONE" "Yes please give me iphone 16 pro max ($1,599.99) Please give me another phone without a micro sd slot or headphone jack Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what tech companies have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the lithium & cobolt slaves mined for them (This is REAL tech, sold by REAL tech companies ): (folding screen broke after >30 minutes) literally just a bomb PROHIBITED SAMSUNG shutterst Galaxy Note7 11 12 13 14 15 ????? ??????? "Hello may I trade in my They have played us for absolute fools ??????? for ????? or
START DOING MATH NUMBERS WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES • MILLEANIA OF RESEARCH yet NO REAL-WORLD use needed to justify this AMAZING SUBJECT Want to try using maths to model reality anyway? We have a tool for that: it's called "APPLIED MATHEMATICS" "Can you have ZERO of something? Is there such a thing as INFINITY?" - Deranged statements that nonetheless can be rigorously defined and formalized LOOK at the Beautiful things mathematicians have created/discovered, using all of the calculators and computers that we have built for them (This is REAL Math, done by REAL Mathematicians): 3d plot of the gamma function Numerical oscillations Compound of in 2d five cubes "Hello here's the Riemann Surface for f(z) = √√z:" They have done a wonderful job
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