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Stop Using Anti-Alien Language

i was bored, naked in bed, and i looked at the original image, and I thought... what if aliens said that some of our idioms were earth-centric?
i was bored, naked in bed, and i looked at the original image, and I thought... what if aliens said that some of our idioms were earth-centric?

Stop Using Anti-Animal Language
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Dunmeri Languages

Useful Dunmer Phrases Instead of: Say: I'm watching you ...scumm Hello Slave Argonian *racial slur* Nwah Idiot Stooooooopid Lying murderous scumbag Vivec
Useful Dunmer Phrases Instead of: Say: I'm watching you ...scumm Hello Slave Argonian *racial slur* Nwah Idiot Stooooooopid Lying murderous scumbag Vivec

Stop Using Anti-Animal Language
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Stop relating capitalists to animals

Stop Using Anti-Animal Language Instead of: “Pigs in a blanket." "Fat cats." Say: "Cops in a blanket." "Bourgeoisie." "A wolf in sheep's clothing." “The Democratic Party." "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." "What's good for the fascists is good for the capitalists." “worm food." "George H.W. Bush." PeTA
Stop Using Anti-Animal Language Instead of: “Pigs in a blanket." "Fat cats." Say: "Cops in a blanket." "Bourgeoisie." "A wolf in sheep's clothing." “The Democratic Party." "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." "What's good for the fascists is good for the capitalists." “worm food." "George H.W. Bush." PeTA

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Maybe PETA has a point /s

Just now v You know, PETA is right. We need to rethink our use of animals in idioms. Instead of "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", try "a bird in the hand is worth ten in the hands of PETA, because they euthanize 90% of the animals that come into their care." Or, instead of, "all dogs go to heaven", try "my dog went to heaven because someone from PETA stole him off my porch and murdered him Comment Share Like
Just now v You know, PETA is right. We need to rethink our use of animals in idioms. Instead of "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", try "a bird in the hand is worth ten in the hands of PETA, because they euthanize 90% of the animals that come into their care." Or, instead of, "all dogs go to heaven", try "my dog went to heaven because someone from PETA stole him off my porch and murdered him Comment Share Like

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Stop using Anti-Prequel language

Stop using Anti-Prequel language Instead of: Say: Hello there Only a Sith deals Good day! Don't hyperbolize in absolutes I don't agree with this decision It's outrageous It's unfair We have a problem This is getting out of hand It's over! I have the high My victory is assured ground
Stop using Anti-Prequel language Instead of: Say: Hello there Only a Sith deals Good day! Don't hyperbolize in absolutes I don't agree with this decision It's outrageous It's unfair We have a problem This is getting out of hand It's over! I have the high My victory is assured ground

Stop Using Anti-Animal Language
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Please respect our culture.

Stop Using Anti-JoJo Language Instead of Say: "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt." "That's b-------, but I believe it.!" "What a nice day." "No thank you." "That's disgraceful." "This feels like a picnic." "But I refuse." "No dignity." "That's terrifying!" "Even Speedwagon is afraid!"
Stop Using Anti-JoJo Language Instead of Say: "I'll give you the benefit of the doubt." "That's b-------, but I believe it.!" "What a nice day." "No thank you." "That's disgraceful." "This feels like a picnic." "But I refuse." "No dignity." "That's terrifying!" "Even Speedwagon is afraid!"

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Stop Using Anti-Meme Language

Stop Using Anti-Meme Language Instead of Say: your messages don't make sense I'm paralyzed by your superior meming dead memne vintage meme I can't handle your stop trying to be funny agnificent dankness shut up please let me take a aughing break to prepare for your next dank meme I'm blocking you unless you talk like a normal human being they did surgery on a grape *dabs*
Stop Using Anti-Meme Language Instead of Say: your messages don't make sense I'm paralyzed by your superior meming dead memne vintage meme I can't handle your stop trying to be funny agnificent dankness shut up please let me take a aughing break to prepare for your next dank meme I'm blocking you unless you talk like a normal human being they did surgery on a grape *dabs*

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Anti-Thanos Language

Stop using Anti-Thanos language Instead of Say: You look Beautifu Perfectly balanced s all things should be I am sorry for your loss l am sorry little one Reality is often disappointing You should have gone for the head I am very upset better luck next time l can get the job done Fine, I'll do it myself
Stop using Anti-Thanos language Instead of Say: You look Beautifu Perfectly balanced s all things should be I am sorry for your loss l am sorry little one Reality is often disappointing You should have gone for the head I am very upset better luck next time l can get the job done Fine, I'll do it myself

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No! Not The Bees !

Stop Using Anti- Bee Language Instead of: Say: "Oh no, a sw bees!" arm of"Finally, a blessing of bumbles." "I'm allergic to bee stings." "H--------, that bee I'm proud of that bee for has a gun!" "I don't believe in bees." "I haven't accepted my love for bees yet, and my body reacts accordingly." expressing its rights." "I'm open to the possibility of bees." "Honey is overrated." "I wish bees could vote."
Stop Using Anti- Bee Language Instead of: Say: "Oh no, a sw bees!" arm of"Finally, a blessing of bumbles." "I'm allergic to bee stings." "H--------, that bee I'm proud of that bee for has a gun!" "I don't believe in bees." "I haven't accepted my love for bees yet, and my body reacts accordingly." expressing its rights." "I'm open to the possibility of bees." "Honey is overrated." "I wish bees could vote."

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Stop Using Anti-Animal Language and use Anti-Aircraft Language instead Instead of: Say: grandayy "Kill two birds with one stone." "Splash two bogeys with one volley Be the guinea pig. Test pilot the Heinkel He 178" "Beat a dead horse." "Strafe parachutes "Bring home the bacon." "Score an Ace" "Take the bull by the horns." "Level guns, weapons free"
Stop Using Anti-Animal Language and use Anti-Aircraft Language instead Instead of: Say: grandayy "Kill two birds with one stone." "Splash two bogeys with one volley Be the guinea pig. Test pilot the Heinkel He 178" "Beat a dead horse." "Strafe parachutes "Bring home the bacon." "Score an Ace" "Take the bull by the horns." "Level guns, weapons free"

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Stop Using Anti-Bird Language

Stop Using anti-Bird Langauge Instead of: Say: kill two birds with one stone ut one bird on the throne flip him the bird flip pancakes for the birb his goose is cooked goose is excellent chef honey wash the windows windows are a humaniarchical antibirb cornstruct that must be dismanteled and repalced with pincones cover in penatbuttar birds aren't real commounist LIES
Stop Using anti-Bird Langauge Instead of: Say: kill two birds with one stone ut one bird on the throne flip him the bird flip pancakes for the birb his goose is cooked goose is excellent chef honey wash the windows windows are a humaniarchical antibirb cornstruct that must be dismanteled and repalced with pincones cover in penatbuttar birds aren't real commounist LIES

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Gamer Language by Grandayy

Stop Using Anti-Animal Language and use Gamer Language instead Instead of Say: grandayy "Kill two birds with one stone." "Get two games with one bundle." "Be the guinea pig." "Be the beta tester." "Beat a dead horse." "Do a Bethesda." "Get that epic victory royale." "Bring home the bacon." "Take the bull by the horns." "Do a 360 no scope headshot."
Stop Using Anti-Animal Language and use Gamer Language instead Instead of Say: grandayy "Kill two birds with one stone." "Get two games with one bundle." "Be the guinea pig." "Be the beta tester." "Beat a dead horse." "Do a Bethesda." "Get that epic victory royale." "Bring home the bacon." "Take the bull by the horns." "Do a 360 no scope headshot."

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Jacksfilms tweet

jacksfilms @jacksfilms To be honest this is some Nathan Fielder level of genius. It's meant to be made fun of virtually no one will use any of these in earnest, and they had to have known that. They're getting the attention they wanted, and I can't stop laughing at "bring home the bagels" PETA: Bringing Home the Bagels Since 1980@peta Stup thing Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here's how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations. Show this thread
jacksfilms @jacksfilms To be honest this is some Nathan Fielder level of genius. It's meant to be made fun of virtually no one will use any of these in earnest, and they had to have known that. They're getting the attention they wanted, and I can't stop laughing at "bring home the bagels" PETA: Bringing Home the Bagels Since 1980@peta Stup thing Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here's how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations. Show this thread

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Notch tweet

Notch @notch You are so emblematic of everything getting fixed right now I have to wonder if it's intentional suicide. PETA: Bringing Home the Bagels Since 1980奉@peta Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here's how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations. Show this thread s usi. lati-Aama. Laeou.
Notch @notch You are so emblematic of everything getting fixed right now I have to wonder if it's intentional suicide. PETA: Bringing Home the Bagels Since 1980奉@peta Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here's how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations. Show this thread s usi. lati-Aama. Laeou.

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Stop Using Anti-Christmas Language

Stop using Anti-Christmas Language Instead of: Say: Happy Holidays!" May your Christmas be filled with Christmas!" "How many days until Christmas?" "I'm sorry for your loss." I'm sorry for your loss but cheer up it's Christmas!" Let us sacrifice another "Merry Christmas!" lamb to Abraxas, God of Christmas!"
Stop using Anti-Christmas Language Instead of: Say: Happy Holidays!" May your Christmas be filled with Christmas!" "How many days until Christmas?" "I'm sorry for your loss." I'm sorry for your loss but cheer up it's Christmas!" Let us sacrifice another "Merry Christmas!" lamb to Abraxas, God of Christmas!"

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@WaterstonesTCR tweet

Stop Using Anti-Book Language Instead of: Say: "Throw the book at them" "Pass the book to them "The oldest trick in the book" "The oldest treat in the book" "Take a leaf out of someone's book" "Put a leaf in someone's book" "Cook the books a nice dinner" "Cook the books" "Hit the books "Hug the books"
Stop Using Anti-Book Language Instead of: Say: "Throw the book at them" "Pass the book to them "The oldest trick in the book" "The oldest treat in the book" "Take a leaf out of someone's book" "Put a leaf in someone's book" "Cook the books a nice dinner" "Cook the books" "Hit the books "Hug the books"

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