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THAT'S IT. CLARK! TWO WEEKS FROM NOW. YOU VERSUS ME! YOU'RE ON. BRUCE! TWO WEEKS LATER... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME..? I PREPARED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE FOR TWO WEEKS. BUT NOW I CAN BARELY MOVE. OH, THAT WOULD BE THE POLIO. "( THE WHAT??? YEAH. TWO WEEKS AGO I FLEW INTO YOUR BAT CAVE AT HALF THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND INJECTED YOU WITH A SYRINGE OF THE POLIO VIRUS. BUT, BUT... THAT ISN'T FAIR! I CAN'T MOVE, I FEEL WEAK AND SICK... OH BUT IF IT WAS A GLOWING GREEN ROCK IT WOULD BE OKAY. RIGHT BRUCE? DURKLY
THAT'S IT. CLARK! TWO WEEKS FROM NOW. YOU VERSUS ME! YOU'RE ON. BRUCE! TWO WEEKS LATER... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME..? I PREPARED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE FOR TWO WEEKS. BUT NOW I CAN BARELY MOVE. OH, THAT WOULD BE THE POLIO. "( THE WHAT??? YEAH. TWO WEEKS AGO I FLEW INTO YOUR BAT CAVE AT HALF THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND INJECTED YOU WITH A SYRINGE OF THE POLIO VIRUS. BUT, BUT... THAT ISN'T FAIR! I CAN'T MOVE, I FEEL WEAK AND SICK... OH BUT IF IT WAS A GLOWING GREEN ROCK IT WOULD BE OKAY. RIGHT BRUCE? DURKLY

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22 CHERO INTOLERANCE POLICY DEPT. In a few weeks, the hotly anticipated Batman v Superman will debut. If we're to believe the press leaks (we have no way of getting place down." Meanwhile, Superman is distrustful of Batman, whom he views as a vigilante who tramples on civil liberties and causes liked each other. Truth be told, they loathe each other and get on each other's nerves for myriad reasons both big and small. Here's THE REAL REASONS BATMAN AND actual insider information), Batman is angry and distrustful of Superman, whom he sees as an "alien that could burn the whole Gotham City's residents to live in fear. While all of this may be true, the fact of the matter is that these two caped cretins have never something you'll never read in The Daily Planet or The Gotham Gazette: He keeps tagging Bruce Wayne when he posts pics of us to Facebook. Every time I invite him to the Batcave, he just complains about the smell of guano. The way he carelessly lets bullets ricochet off his chest that guy's gonna put an eye out one of these days! Sure, he has super-hearing. But does he super-listen? He definitely stuffs his tights. SUPERMAN HATE EACH OTHER The creepy way he's always sizing up orphans to be the next Robin. He intentionally takes up two parking spaces with the Batmobile so no one will park too close to it. That weird thing he does where he'll just squat on a gargoyle and brood for hours. He always sounds hoarse, but gets mad when I offer him a lozenge. He thinks it's so hilarious to fly in front of the Bat Signal and make obscene shadow puppets. He won't stop trying to sell me on home delivery of The Daily Planet. I develop a neural disrupter small enough to fit in my utility belt, and he calls it "one of your cute little Bat-doohickeys." He's never once invited me to the Fortress of Solitude. That thing he does where he'll save an airplane mid-crash, then pose with it over his head for a few seconds before setting it down safely...We get it, dude: you're strong. He routinely farts and blames it on Krypto. He can't use his Super Breath without getting spit everywhere. The way he pats my stomach and says, "Looks like donuts are YOUR kryptonite!" MAD madmagazine.com WRITER: KENNY KEIL ARTIST: HERMANN MEJIA He uses his acute detective skills to spoil movies that aren't even out yet! He conveniently manages to disappear into the shadows whenever the waiter brings the check. If his cape doesn't flap dramatically enough when he jumps off a rooftop, he'll climb back up and keep trying until he gets it right. He keeps calling me "Clark" in public. Calls himself "The World's Greatest Detective"...I'm pretty sure I could do the same thing if my enemies left their crime scenes littered with playing cards and live penguins. Every time Lois is around, he starts with the "faster than a speeding bullet" innuendos. He won't stop asking about Supergirl. It takes him at least 30 minutes after every battle to pick all his Batarangs off the ground. He insists that having a Bat-Plane is technically the same thing as being able to fly. Yeah, uh, no. 23
22 CHERO INTOLERANCE POLICY DEPT. In a few weeks, the hotly anticipated Batman v Superman will debut. If we're to believe the press leaks (we have no way of getting place down." Meanwhile, Superman is distrustful of Batman, whom he views as a vigilante who tramples on civil liberties and causes liked each other. Truth be told, they loathe each other and get on each other's nerves for myriad reasons both big and small. Here's THE REAL REASONS BATMAN AND actual insider information), Batman is angry and distrustful of Superman, whom he sees as an "alien that could burn the whole Gotham City's residents to live in fear. While all of this may be true, the fact of the matter is that these two caped cretins have never something you'll never read in The Daily Planet or The Gotham Gazette: He keeps tagging Bruce Wayne when he posts pics of us to Facebook. Every time I invite him to the Batcave, he just complains about the smell of guano. The way he carelessly lets bullets ricochet off his chest that guy's gonna put an eye out one of these days! Sure, he has super-hearing. But does he super-listen? He definitely stuffs his tights. SUPERMAN HATE EACH OTHER The creepy way he's always sizing up orphans to be the next Robin. He intentionally takes up two parking spaces with the Batmobile so no one will park too close to it. That weird thing he does where he'll just squat on a gargoyle and brood for hours. He always sounds hoarse, but gets mad when I offer him a lozenge. He thinks it's so hilarious to fly in front of the Bat Signal and make obscene shadow puppets. He won't stop trying to sell me on home delivery of The Daily Planet. I develop a neural disrupter small enough to fit in my utility belt, and he calls it "one of your cute little Bat-doohickeys." He's never once invited me to the Fortress of Solitude. That thing he does where he'll save an airplane mid-crash, then pose with it over his head for a few seconds before setting it down safely...We get it, dude: you're strong. He routinely farts and blames it on Krypto. He can't use his Super Breath without getting spit everywhere. The way he pats my stomach and says, "Looks like donuts are YOUR kryptonite!" MAD madmagazine.com WRITER: KENNY KEIL ARTIST: HERMANN MEJIA He uses his acute detective skills to spoil movies that aren't even out yet! He conveniently manages to disappear into the shadows whenever the waiter brings the check. If his cape doesn't flap dramatically enough when he jumps off a rooftop, he'll climb back up and keep trying until he gets it right. He keeps calling me "Clark" in public. Calls himself "The World's Greatest Detective"...I'm pretty sure I could do the same thing if my enemies left their crime scenes littered with playing cards and live penguins. Every time Lois is around, he starts with the "faster than a speeding bullet" innuendos. He won't stop asking about Supergirl. It takes him at least 30 minutes after every battle to pick all his Batarangs off the ground. He insists that having a Bat-Plane is technically the same thing as being able to fly. Yeah, uh, no. 23

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Fixing the Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice's "Martha Scene"

Fixing the Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice "Martha Scene" self fixingmovies Submitted 7 days ago* by TheRealMashedPotatoe I've been thinking about this, whilst in bed, and I think, in my modest opinion, that I have come up with a more believable reason as to why Batman does not kill Superman in the, in my mind, infamous "Martha Scene". So, now I haven't seen the film in a while so forgive some minor mistakes, the start of the "Martha Scene" as I see it is when Batman has his boot over Superman's throat. Superman is then all like "Martha, save Martha" and Batman is like "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?" ect. ect In this version, Superman is still fighting, but weakened by the Kryptonite Gas and Spear so much that he chooses to put his energy into trying to push Batman off of him instead of the "Martha, save Martha" bit So Superman is trying to push Batman off of him while he is doing that cool bit from The Dark Knight Returns about Clark remembering who defeated him, when Lois Lane runs in to come to Superman's aide Batman, upon seeing someone approach from his peripheral vision and acts on instinct, being in a fight with bloody Superman for god sakes the man is probably on edge, and uses the handle (not the Kryptonite tip the steel handle) of the spear to hit Lois Lane over and stun her, knocking her over in a similar way to Batman's mother's death This is where the use of the Batman Origin flashbacks come in handy, with Lois falling a lot like Martha did and then Superman doing what Thomas did, reaching towards their respective loved one and saying their name. This emotional display, which shows some character from the star-crossed lovers, makes Batman relive the moment of his parents death, but instead of being the little kid he is the gunman instead Batman then goes into his rage, throws the spear away and walks away a bit, finally realising what he's done, i.e. kill a fuckton of people. Superman and Lois have a moment before he goes to Batman for help again, with Batman listening this time and promising to do better, with Superman being Superman and saying "Alright mate lets get this thing done". Film carries on as normal, but instead of killing everyone in the warehouse he takes them out like normal not-crazy Batman would, showing that Batman learned something from the encounter and it wasn't just a throwaway scene to get to Doomsday It's not perfect, but I think that it would've made the film at least a little less silly in my eyes Side Note: I put this up on the /r/RewritingTheDCEU but not sure how active that is and i wanted an actual conversation about this, don't hate pls
Fixing the Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice "Martha Scene" self fixingmovies Submitted 7 days ago* by TheRealMashedPotatoe I've been thinking about this, whilst in bed, and I think, in my modest opinion, that I have come up with a more believable reason as to why Batman does not kill Superman in the, in my mind, infamous "Martha Scene". So, now I haven't seen the film in a while so forgive some minor mistakes, the start of the "Martha Scene" as I see it is when Batman has his boot over Superman's throat. Superman is then all like "Martha, save Martha" and Batman is like "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?" ect. ect In this version, Superman is still fighting, but weakened by the Kryptonite Gas and Spear so much that he chooses to put his energy into trying to push Batman off of him instead of the "Martha, save Martha" bit So Superman is trying to push Batman off of him while he is doing that cool bit from The Dark Knight Returns about Clark remembering who defeated him, when Lois Lane runs in to come to Superman's aide Batman, upon seeing someone approach from his peripheral vision and acts on instinct, being in a fight with bloody Superman for god sakes the man is probably on edge, and uses the handle (not the Kryptonite tip the steel handle) of the spear to hit Lois Lane over and stun her, knocking her over in a similar way to Batman's mother's death This is where the use of the Batman Origin flashbacks come in handy, with Lois falling a lot like Martha did and then Superman doing what Thomas did, reaching towards their respective loved one and saying their name. This emotional display, which shows some character from the star-crossed lovers, makes Batman relive the moment of his parents death, but instead of being the little kid he is the gunman instead Batman then goes into his rage, throws the spear away and walks away a bit, finally realising what he's done, i.e. kill a fuckton of people. Superman and Lois have a moment before he goes to Batman for help again, with Batman listening this time and promising to do better, with Superman being Superman and saying "Alright mate lets get this thing done". Film carries on as normal, but instead of killing everyone in the warehouse he takes them out like normal not-crazy Batman would, showing that Batman learned something from the encounter and it wasn't just a throwaway scene to get to Doomsday It's not perfect, but I think that it would've made the film at least a little less silly in my eyes Side Note: I put this up on the /r/RewritingTheDCEU but not sure how active that is and i wanted an actual conversation about this, don't hate pls

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