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rexuality: i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?" instead of hello and he replied "yes this is pizza" 38,900 notes

rexuality: i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?" instead of hello and he replied "yes this is pizza" 38,900 notes

pizza this is pizza

screaming-in-lowerca...sarcastic. Source poryon thepondsareaone thorinoakenbutt castielandpie porygon it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same I'm from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar Kansas my whole life For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw WHAT 25,425 notes

screaming-in-lowerca...sarcastic. Source poryon thepondsareaone thorinoakenbutt castielandpie porygon it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same I'm from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar Kansas my whole life For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw WHAT 25,425 notes

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unfriendlyblackhottiesa nonymous promiscuous-petal: enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn't get uncomfortable after 5 minutes Source: promiscuous- petal #srs question 196,267 notes

unfriendlyblackhottiesa nonymous promiscuous-petal: enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn't get uncomfortable after 5 minutes Source: promiscuous- petal #srs question 196,267 notes

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thesassycat promises.unkind Source: youtubeofficial octobra I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME S--- NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 165,762 notes

thesassycat promises.unkind Source: youtubeofficial octobra I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME S--- NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 165,762 notes

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do you ever cry because you're not british tears of joy dammit America

do you ever cry because you're not british tears of joy dammit America

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taddle popetwitter kaalashnikov squeakykins yzma putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy tooth paste on wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B who the f--- doesn't wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the f--- who the f--- does i the f--- do what the f--- man f--- you This is how civil wars are started

taddle popetwitter kaalashnikov squeakykins yzma putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy tooth paste on wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B who the f--- doesn't wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the f--- who the f--- does i the f--- do what the f--- man f--- you This is how civil wars are started

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oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

oeste: do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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dajo42 megphail 또 Source giraffepoliceforce yesimstacysmom if people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagies I knew it. something about my dad just wasn't adding up #text 375,681 notes け

dajo42 megphail 또 Source giraffepoliceforce yesimstacysmom if people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagies I knew it. something about my dad just wasn't adding up #text 375,681 notes け

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talk-you-down icelikelollies: you know what's weird hair like it can't be cold or warm hair when you touch it its just hair temperature this site i swear to god

talk-you-down icelikelollies: you know what's weird hair like it can't be cold or warm hair when you touch it its just hair temperature this site i swear to god

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin

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threedollarwine: crystalmethalicious: l don't think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality and if you've had depression since early childhood you don't even know if you have your own personality you didn't have time to be a person before depression and it's scary having no idea who you are

threedollarwine: crystalmethalicious: l don't think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality and if you've had depression since early childhood you don't even know if you have your own personality you didn't have time to be a person before depression and it's scary having no idea who you are

fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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rambozus itsmemorized Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes like a cheaply made castle and we were like what and he goes no ballroom GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. 158,049 notes

rambozus itsmemorized Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes like a cheaply made castle and we were like what and he goes no ballroom GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. 158,049 notes

paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" I know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.

paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" I know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.

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immortal-activist clockwork--sha...+ Source: neopiacentral HEIN TOHATO ETCH ludicrouscupcake: broimhereforthemusic: this cat looks stoked as hell thats just thats just butter in a hotdog bun 142,587 notes

immortal-activist clockwork--sha...+ Source: neopiacentral HEIN TOHATO ETCH ludicrouscupcake: broimhereforthemusic: this cat looks stoked as hell thats just thats just butter in a hotdog bun 142,587 notes

cat hot dog butter

myinnerhater-doctor-thought Source: mostlycatsmo. kittenseieki im the grey cat and those r my hot friends 24,077 notes

myinnerhater-doctor-thought Source: mostlycatsmo. kittenseieki im the grey cat and those r my hot friends 24,077 notes

vampiratestakemanhatten night-clowns He's summoning Satan or maybe he's just warming his paws because they're cold No, he's a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan

vampiratestakemanhatten night-clowns He's summoning Satan or maybe he's just warming his paws because they're cold No, he's a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan

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bees peging E LAST ON

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Tumblr. October 3 adu uel-totaldramagagalover .Legend Of Korra, book 4 平衡 BOOK FOUR BALANCE . Mean Girls reference Full Metal Alchemist reference .Super Smash bros .S UPER SMASH BRES 3DS NINTENDO Launch Date: 10/3/2014 31 minutos comeback ULTIMO MINUTO NUEVATEMPORADADE 31 MINUTOS ESTRENAEL 3DEOCTUBREALAS 22.00 PORTW I can feel it. EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE CRAYZY THIS OCTOBER 3 HELP!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR JUST ONE DAY!!!! AFSFGFUSISGR Anything else missed, feel free to add it

Tumblr. October 3 adu uel-totaldramagagalover .Legend Of Korra, book 4 平衡 BOOK FOUR BALANCE . Mean Girls reference Full Metal Alchemist reference .Super Smash bros .S UPER SMASH BRES 3DS NINTENDO Launch Date: 10/3/2014 31 minutos comeback ULTIMO MINUTO NUEVATEMPORADADE 31 MINUTOS ESTRENAEL 3DEOCTUBREALAS 22.00 PORTW I can feel it. EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE CRAYZY THIS OCTOBER 3 HELP!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR JUST ONE DAY!!!! AFSFGFUSISGR Anything else missed, feel free to add it

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09/29/14 12:35pm 79 notes Alexandra Callich our class congratulated to tyronhe and danisha for being black teens Like Comment Share May 10, 2011 rtrixie: affirmativeaction.jpg Where's the classes award for being racist and stupid? I can't get over the looks on all their faces. The two on the end smiling like dipshits and the "black teens" are just like what the f--- is happening right now (via hardcore-conservative)

09/29/14 12:35pm 79 notes Alexandra Callich our class congratulated to tyronhe and danisha for being black teens Like Comment Share May 10, 2011 rtrixie: affirmativeaction.jpg Where's the classes award for being racist and stupid? I can't get over the looks on all their faces. The two on the end smiling like dipshits and the "black teens" are just like what the f--- is happening right now (via hardcore-conservative)

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