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Looking Back on your Past Characters

What looking back on your past characters feels like King Gerald - Didn't have much chance to expand - Decent stats - Died from stress - Ruled 21 years King Martin - Lowest stats possible - Survives revolt by his genius brother by hiring mercenaries using inherited money - Declares holy war on Scandinavia, gets absolutely destroyed - Plots to kill every ruler in a 150 km radius, fails every plot - Rules for 17 years King Frederick of England - Absolute genius, vassals love him - Manages to gain titles through succession, all his wives die mysteriously - Writes a New York Times bestselling novel - Rules for 26 years Saint Chaddus 'the Great' Emperor of Mankind - Gains two more kingdoms by the time he is 8 - Single handedly wins a Crusade at age 17 - Has 6 children, changes succession law so that his eldest daughter can inherit - Greatest dad ever, all his children have high stewardship and martial - Didn't get the immortality event chain because God wanted to meet him sooner - Grants his secondary empires to his commanders because they earned it - Immediately canonised after his death Queen Beatrice of England - Vassals hate her for some reason, immediately force Gavelkind on her - Could have been a great ruler but her life is cut short by the Black Death - Realm divided between idiot sons Duke Edward of Northumbria Rants about being the decendent of the greatest human to live - Tries to seduce every woman in his court, they reject him - Loses land to independence faction Count Ralph of Ulster - Dies heirless with gout just when you thought you could make it all back - His depression mirrors yours
What looking back on your past characters feels like King Gerald - Didn't have much chance to expand - Decent stats - Died from stress - Ruled 21 years King Martin - Lowest stats possible - Survives revolt by his genius brother by hiring mercenaries using inherited money - Declares holy war on Scandinavia, gets absolutely destroyed - Plots to kill every ruler in a 150 km radius, fails every plot - Rules for 17 years King Frederick of England - Absolute genius, vassals love him - Manages to gain titles through succession, all his wives die mysteriously - Writes a New York Times bestselling novel - Rules for 26 years Saint Chaddus 'the Great' Emperor of Mankind - Gains two more kingdoms by the time he is 8 - Single handedly wins a Crusade at age 17 - Has 6 children, changes succession law so that his eldest daughter can inherit - Greatest dad ever, all his children have high stewardship and martial - Didn't get the immortality event chain because God wanted to meet him sooner - Grants his secondary empires to his commanders because they earned it - Immediately canonised after his death Queen Beatrice of England - Vassals hate her for some reason, immediately force Gavelkind on her - Could have been a great ruler but her life is cut short by the Black Death - Realm divided between idiot sons Duke Edward of Northumbria Rants about being the decendent of the greatest human to live - Tries to seduce every woman in his court, they reject him - Loses land to independence faction Count Ralph of Ulster - Dies heirless with gout just when you thought you could make it all back - His depression mirrors yours

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M'Lady

I have reccived a distraught message from a damsel in nced. Ketevan is suffering under the yoke of an uncouth man with no honor. Hearing tales of my family's reputation, she pleads me to offer her my protection. Fear not, my Lady! I will protect you! U. High Chief Dobromir's opinion of Basileus Maximos changes by -25 (Outrage Ketevan's opinion of Basileus Maximos changes by 25 (Saved Me) Ketevan Gætagy chyzg joins Basileus Maximos 'the White Knight'.
I have reccived a distraught message from a damsel in nced. Ketevan is suffering under the yoke of an uncouth man with no honor. Hearing tales of my family's reputation, she pleads me to offer her my protection. Fear not, my Lady! I will protect you! U. High Chief Dobromir's opinion of Basileus Maximos changes by -25 (Outrage Ketevan's opinion of Basileus Maximos changes by 25 (Saved Me) Ketevan Gætagy chyzg joins Basileus Maximos 'the White Knight'.

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Sometimes life leaves you only two options

crownedpatriot Sometimes life leaves you only 2 options Embrace Italian Culure nissus Commit Suicide Princess A
crownedpatriot Sometimes life leaves you only 2 options Embrace Italian Culure nissus Commit Suicide Princess A

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I love my life

I love my life. I really do.
I love my life. I really do.

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I'm fine! PLEASE DON'T!

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Someone: "Coughs Court Physician: Cut his balls off! 12 Rensoned Physicin nowned TLVICIAN

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The Virgin Karling vs the Chad Abbasid

The Virgin Karling The Chad Abbasid Probably will never form the HRE Already has a massive empire Is a literal mem Probably even more hated, but people are too afraid of him to be open about it Cheats on his wife, doesn't care that it's a sin Can't consolidate territory due to gavelkind Doesnt need to commit Will never lose their power, just get stronger and stronger zina, has 4 beautiful wives Is subordinate to the pope Dynasty will probably lose all their kingdoms in a few centuries, replaced by some random counts 0% decadence Controls the Sunni faith Has never heard of gavelkind Lands are bordergore hell Are still Caliphs in 1066, and stay such until 1517 Have become lowly counts by 1066 Conquers everything in sight Descended from germanic barbarians Is a patron of the sciences and arts Descended from the same clan as the prophet himself
The Virgin Karling The Chad Abbasid Probably will never form the HRE Already has a massive empire Is a literal mem Probably even more hated, but people are too afraid of him to be open about it Cheats on his wife, doesn't care that it's a sin Can't consolidate territory due to gavelkind Doesnt need to commit Will never lose their power, just get stronger and stronger zina, has 4 beautiful wives Is subordinate to the pope Dynasty will probably lose all their kingdoms in a few centuries, replaced by some random counts 0% decadence Controls the Sunni faith Has never heard of gavelkind Lands are bordergore hell Are still Caliphs in 1066, and stay such until 1517 Have become lowly counts by 1066 Conquers everything in sight Descended from germanic barbarians Is a patron of the sciences and arts Descended from the same clan as the prophet himself

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Shooters are for kids. Retaking the Holy Land is for men.

gruene-teufel I have a friend, who's a history major, who has only played one game the past two years. He's spent almost 2000 hours on Crusader Kings ll and that's all he plays every single day after class. When I tried to recommend Titantal 2 to him, he said, "No thanks,I already play a video game. not-a-fed
gruene-teufel I have a friend, who's a history major, who has only played one game the past two years. He's spent almost 2000 hours on Crusader Kings ll and that's all he plays every single day after class. When I tried to recommend Titantal 2 to him, he said, "No thanks,I already play a video game. not-a-fed

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How kind of you! Wait... Are you mocking me, woman?

You arebent low over your ledger, strugglingyfocusedan to keep your eyes open, when your wife Empress Saaman enters. She to sta , over your shoulder. crosses the room and inspects the ledger "Perhaps a fresh pair of eyes might prove helpful, dear husband?" Perhaps you are right, Saaman. You don't think I can handle this on my own? 343 で! 07 Shahanshah Naveed'the Bear of Zunistan 35 Bilzun Afghan 17 (41) 14 (38) , 29 (51) 15 (32) 12/13 16/16 35.79K 2399.0 2474.7 1616.1 Wife Heir Titles: Claims: Diplomacy: 喆喆喆 Blinded FamilyRelations Vassals (49) o (38)Pacts This character has been permane ntdly blinded and cannot see. Martial: 6 Intrigue: -2 Stewardship: 2 Health: -1.00 Personal Combat Skill: -10 Attraction Opinion: -10 Grandparemts Parents Children Siblings Concubines
You arebent low over your ledger, strugglingyfocusedan to keep your eyes open, when your wife Empress Saaman enters. She to sta , over your shoulder. crosses the room and inspects the ledger "Perhaps a fresh pair of eyes might prove helpful, dear husband?" Perhaps you are right, Saaman. You don't think I can handle this on my own? 343 で! 07 Shahanshah Naveed'the Bear of Zunistan 35 Bilzun Afghan 17 (41) 14 (38) , 29 (51) 15 (32) 12/13 16/16 35.79K 2399.0 2474.7 1616.1 Wife Heir Titles: Claims: Diplomacy: 喆喆喆 Blinded FamilyRelations Vassals (49) o (38)Pacts This character has been permane ntdly blinded and cannot see. Martial: 6 Intrigue: -2 Stewardship: 2 Health: -1.00 Personal Combat Skill: -10 Attraction Opinion: -10 Grandparemts Parents Children Siblings Concubines

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Caliphornication

个 ! My gay vassal, who is the Sunni Caliph and my 2nd cousin, just seduced me, the Shia Caliph Gi.redd.it) submitted 22 hours ago by SperryGodBrother 119 comments share save hide give gold report Seduction in the Wild At a festive outing in the wild, Caliph Abdul-Qadir and I left the main party and walked down to a ncarby stream, chatting amicably. Hours later, sitting on a cliff together watching the water flow, a strange tension has grown between us. Attraction? For another man.?! As we get up to leave, he suddenly leans in and whispers softly in my car... ABSOLUTELY HARAM Such sweet words of love! How can my heart resist? A confession of love? Such childish nonsense! Follow him into the warm water... It will never happen. C-1 Austin20s0 Careful, there's a Moor right behind you. 388 points 20 hours ago Seems haram permalink embed save report give gold reply [-] HirthMannor King Murchad 'the Kinsívore' of Eire 182 points 20 hours ago Absolutely [-] Bookworm AF Great Blotter 192 points 19 hours ago This isn't your everyday garden variety haram. This is... advanced haram. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 个[-] APFSDS-T Hates Vikings 81 points 14 hours ago [-] sneakyplanner 93 points 19 hours ago He is just trying to reunify Islam with a bit of love. We are reaching levels of haram that shouldn't be possible! permalink embed save report give gold reply permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] ginteru 50 points 13 hours ago Quick, prepare the Jihad Task Force! permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [+] IRSunny Unlimited D--- works 22 points 9 hours ago That's one way to mend the schisnm permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] olderkj NOREG 152 points 16 hours ago It's so haram, but it feels so halal. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] Kouropalates The Lusty Palace Eunuch 13 points 7 All it took was filling the divide. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] onacho 63 points 11 hours ago If loving you is Haram, I don't want to be Halal! permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] AronTimes 13 points 10 hours ago 个[-] vivaldibot『 Paradox Fanboy 207 points 13 hours ago That's some real Caliphornication. permalink embed save report give gold reply It felt so haram, it felt so halal... I feel like launching jihad tonight.. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [+] AManNamedFloom 25 points 15 hours ago This is like three levels of haram.
个 ! My gay vassal, who is the Sunni Caliph and my 2nd cousin, just seduced me, the Shia Caliph Gi.redd.it) submitted 22 hours ago by SperryGodBrother 119 comments share save hide give gold report Seduction in the Wild At a festive outing in the wild, Caliph Abdul-Qadir and I left the main party and walked down to a ncarby stream, chatting amicably. Hours later, sitting on a cliff together watching the water flow, a strange tension has grown between us. Attraction? For another man.?! As we get up to leave, he suddenly leans in and whispers softly in my car... ABSOLUTELY HARAM Such sweet words of love! How can my heart resist? A confession of love? Such childish nonsense! Follow him into the warm water... It will never happen. C-1 Austin20s0 Careful, there's a Moor right behind you. 388 points 20 hours ago Seems haram permalink embed save report give gold reply [-] HirthMannor King Murchad 'the Kinsívore' of Eire 182 points 20 hours ago Absolutely [-] Bookworm AF Great Blotter 192 points 19 hours ago This isn't your everyday garden variety haram. This is... advanced haram. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 个[-] APFSDS-T Hates Vikings 81 points 14 hours ago [-] sneakyplanner 93 points 19 hours ago He is just trying to reunify Islam with a bit of love. We are reaching levels of haram that shouldn't be possible! permalink embed save report give gold reply permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] ginteru 50 points 13 hours ago Quick, prepare the Jihad Task Force! permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [+] IRSunny Unlimited D--- works 22 points 9 hours ago That's one way to mend the schisnm permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] olderkj NOREG 152 points 16 hours ago It's so haram, but it feels so halal. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] Kouropalates The Lusty Palace Eunuch 13 points 7 All it took was filling the divide. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] onacho 63 points 11 hours ago If loving you is Haram, I don't want to be Halal! permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [-] AronTimes 13 points 10 hours ago 个[-] vivaldibot『 Paradox Fanboy 207 points 13 hours ago That's some real Caliphornication. permalink embed save report give gold reply It felt so haram, it felt so halal... I feel like launching jihad tonight.. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply [+] AManNamedFloom 25 points 15 hours ago This is like three levels of haram.

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Plenty of Time, My Sweet

211 1050 242 514 712622 0 15 Midyear (6), 3391 に1NIA Ra-Rei 36 Lowborn 0 Liege 0 0/0 0/0 0 Sarpa 13 Husband 48.6 laims rai Relations acts Ab road NAY mi Grandparents Wards nts My wife Flacassia has grown old and less-than-attractive. Maybe a young mistress will bring some excitement to my life? S ADOWMARSH Siblings my wife will allow me to indulge mysel My wife bably not find out No, adultery is 1回! LCONFORT STONEWA STES NAGA
211 1050 242 514 712622 0 15 Midyear (6), 3391 に1NIA Ra-Rei 36 Lowborn 0 Liege 0 0/0 0/0 0 Sarpa 13 Husband 48.6 laims rai Relations acts Ab road NAY mi Grandparents Wards nts My wife Flacassia has grown old and less-than-attractive. Maybe a young mistress will bring some excitement to my life? S ADOWMARSH Siblings my wife will allow me to indulge mysel My wife bably not find out No, adultery is 1回! LCONFORT STONEWA STES NAGA

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Whatever works

#1534860-thechosentroll (01/24/2017) >CK2 >Byzantine emperess rises to power >Keeps eyeing my lands >Decide bitch has to go >Her entire court hates her >So many people want her dead I have to hold a raffile > 165% plot power >Try to kill her >Plot fails >Try again, in a couple of weeks >Plot fails >Try again >Plot fails 14 failed plots over the course of a year >Empress can hardly take a s--- without worrying about someone trying to stab her >Dies of severe stress That works too, I guess VICTORY
#1534860-thechosentroll (01/24/2017) >CK2 >Byzantine emperess rises to power >Keeps eyeing my lands >Decide bitch has to go >Her entire court hates her >So many people want her dead I have to hold a raffile > 165% plot power >Try to kill her >Plot fails >Try again, in a couple of weeks >Plot fails >Try again >Plot fails 14 failed plots over the course of a year >Empress can hardly take a s--- without worrying about someone trying to stab her >Dies of severe stress That works too, I guess VICTORY

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Tyrant light

TYRANT SIMULATOR so basically, I had to assassinate the entire family to let them know that you don't mess with me. Except their lord. I kept him alive in the dungeon, because I wanted him to know what I had done. I don't think Crusader Kings is good for you. Your inner tyrant IS getting out of hand. Maybe you should try playing something else for a little while? play the Sims too! That... is just tyrant light. www.championsandheroes.smackjeeves.com
TYRANT SIMULATOR so basically, I had to assassinate the entire family to let them know that you don't mess with me. Except their lord. I kept him alive in the dungeon, because I wanted him to know what I had done. I don't think Crusader Kings is good for you. Your inner tyrant IS getting out of hand. Maybe you should try playing something else for a little while? play the Sims too! That... is just tyrant light. www.championsandheroes.smackjeeves.com

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Is life worth living?

After a life of hard work I finally have revoked all of my vassals' titles. Wife Heir Tides: YetI still feel empty inside.
After a life of hard work I finally have revoked all of my vassals' titles. Wife Heir Tides: YetI still feel empty inside.

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Too young

If you say Justin and she thi nks Bieber before Emperor Justinian I she's too young for you bro
If you say Justin and she thi nks Bieber before Emperor Justinian I she's too young for you bro

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Proud Viking

bat bast tbou inl ?bone in service of our Sorb tobau? 四 n.nothing Deus vult Repent swine ere judgement cometh yeah. heh... heh. LATER... /new/ - News Ted Boardsneunev &ewpol ARYANWARRIOR1 488 XTIANITY IS NOT EUROPEAN Submit RAN INTO ONE OF THOSE PATHETIC K--- WORSHIPPERS TODAY AND I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE EXACTLY WHAT HE IS A FILTHY SEMITIC BETA F----- WHO IS NOT EUROPEAN AT ALL WHEN WILL WHITES RETURN TO THE TRUE WORSHIP OF THE GODS OF OUR ANCESTORS (Passord used lor file deletion) -」 eeeeeeee
bat bast tbou inl ?bone in service of our Sorb tobau? 四 n.nothing Deus vult Repent swine ere judgement cometh yeah. heh... heh. LATER... /new/ - News Ted Boardsneunev &ewpol ARYANWARRIOR1 488 XTIANITY IS NOT EUROPEAN Submit RAN INTO ONE OF THOSE PATHETIC K--- WORSHIPPERS TODAY AND I TOLD HIM STRAIGHT TO HIS FACE EXACTLY WHAT HE IS A FILTHY SEMITIC BETA F----- WHO IS NOT EUROPEAN AT ALL WHEN WILL WHITES RETURN TO THE TRUE WORSHIP OF THE GODS OF OUR ANCESTORS (Passord used lor file deletion) -」 eeeeeeee

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OP is a sodomite

My liege, my network of spies here in Middlesex hase found out that OP is a homoseial. What should I do with this information? Your humble Spymaster, Lord Mayor Jilberzh of Winchester Call him a f----- Call him a f-----
My liege, my network of spies here in Middlesex hase found out that OP is a homoseial. What should I do with this information? Your humble Spymaster, Lord Mayor Jilberzh of Winchester Call him a f----- Call him a f-----

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Onii-chaaaaan!

害 ncomfortable SEN Without further ado, I lower the toothbnush, and begin brushing Nuala's teeth. She whimpers a bit, feeling uncomfortable, but manages to stay composed. I can only continue grinning, knowing the worst is yet to come. Thin hairs are stimulating the most delicate, interior parts of her body, so it will feel good too good, in facd "If you give up now, sister dear you'll feel good. Or, rather, you'll stop feeling good!" She moans. I gulp. That moan sounded very strange. And as she trembles under the discomfort- and pleasure of the sensations, L, too, begin to feel strange. Seeing her like this... could she be more attractive than I rcalized? Nuala: I'm beginning to see her in a new light.
害 ncomfortable SEN Without further ado, I lower the toothbnush, and begin brushing Nuala's teeth. She whimpers a bit, feeling uncomfortable, but manages to stay composed. I can only continue grinning, knowing the worst is yet to come. Thin hairs are stimulating the most delicate, interior parts of her body, so it will feel good too good, in facd "If you give up now, sister dear you'll feel good. Or, rather, you'll stop feeling good!" She moans. I gulp. That moan sounded very strange. And as she trembles under the discomfort- and pleasure of the sensations, L, too, begin to feel strange. Seeing her like this... could she be more attractive than I rcalized? Nuala: I'm beginning to see her in a new light.

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With pride!

Sirçan Akhun .32 The Chase Begins! Akhun 82 Liege Uyghur 0/0 0 0.0 385.5 161.6 量12 Wife Sirçan Akhun Your Half-brother Right-click to Intera Tides: Claims: Diplomacy: Age: 22 OpinionSircan Akhiun My Opin Society may take a dim view on my preferences, but at the risk of a scandal I am about to seduce Sirçan. Family Rolatio Your Half-brother court oLL Parents Grandparents Wards With pride! Children It just isn't worth the risk.
Sirçan Akhun .32 The Chase Begins! Akhun 82 Liege Uyghur 0/0 0 0.0 385.5 161.6 量12 Wife Sirçan Akhun Your Half-brother Right-click to Intera Tides: Claims: Diplomacy: Age: 22 OpinionSircan Akhiun My Opin Society may take a dim view on my preferences, but at the risk of a scandal I am about to seduce Sirçan. Family Rolatio Your Half-brother court oLL Parents Grandparents Wards With pride! Children It just isn't worth the risk.

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A loving father

IELD St I am starting to think Oswald might fancy m... Oswald Weber Your Son Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Age: 17 Opinion of Me: 12 My Opinion of Oswald: 100 Betrothed: Kyra Serrett Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Heir to the Castle of Standfast Right Click to Inte ract TIEXNFIONVDRH Make a move
IELD St I am starting to think Oswald might fancy m... Oswald Weber Your Son Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Age: 17 Opinion of Me: 12 My Opinion of Oswald: 100 Betrothed: Kyra Serrett Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Heir to the Castle of Standfast Right Click to Inte ract TIEXNFIONVDRH Make a move

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