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Someone: "Coughs Court Physician: Cut his balls off! 12 Rensoned Physicin nowned TLVICIAN

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I'm fine! PLEASE DON'T!


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What looking back on your past characters feels like King Gerald - Didn't have much chance to expand - Decent stats - Died from stress - Ruled 21 years King Martin - Lowest stats possible - Survives revolt by his genius brother by hiring mercenaries using inherited money - Declares holy war on Scandinavia, gets absolutely destroyed - Plots to kill every ruler in a 150 km radius, fails every plot - Rules for 17 years King Frederick of England - Absolute genius, vassals love him - Manages to gain titles through succession, all his wives die mysteriously - Writes a New York Times bestselling novel - Rules for 26 years Saint Chaddus 'the Great' Emperor of Mankind - Gains two more kingdoms by the time he is 8 - Single handedly wins a Crusade at age 17 - Has 6 children, changes succession law so that his eldest daughter can inherit - Greatest dad ever, all his children have high stewardship and martial - Didn't get the immortality event chain because God wanted to meet him sooner - Grants his secondary empires to his commanders because they earned it - Immediately canonised after his death Queen Beatrice of England - Vassals hate her for some reason, immediately force Gavelkind on her - Could have been a great ruler but her life is cut short by the Black Death - Realm divided between idiot sons Duke Edward of Northumbria Rants about being the decendent of the greatest human to live - Tries to seduce every woman in his court, they reject him - Loses land to independence faction Count Ralph of Ulster - Dies heirless with gout just when you thought you could make it all back - His depression mirrors yours
I have reccived a distraught message from a damsel in nced. Ketevan is suffering under the yoke of an uncouth man with no honor. Hearing tales of my family's reputation, she pleads me to offer her my protection. Fear not, my Lady! I will protect you! U. High Chief Dobromir's opinion of Basileus Maximos changes by -25 (Outrage Ketevan's opinion of Basileus Maximos changes by 25 (Saved Me) Ketevan Gætagy chyzg joins Basileus Maximos 'the White Knight'.
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Uploaded Mar 02, 2019 at 02:35PM EST

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