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2018.06.16

YOU'VE GOT THIS, BUDDY. YOU'VE GOT THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STRONG, YOU ARE CONFIDENT,丫OU ARE KIND. YOU CAN DO THIS! AwwwW, THANK YOU! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
YOU'VE GOT THIS, BUDDY. YOU'VE GOT THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE STRONG, YOU ARE CONFIDENT,丫OU ARE KIND. YOU CAN DO THIS! AwwwW, THANK YOU! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.06.15

DUDE! IF YOu SIT ON THAT'S OKAY.. BUT IF YOUR HAND UNTIL IT'S ASLEEP, THEN J-------, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JERKING YOU OFF! GUYS!I JUST FIGURED OUT A COOL TRICK! YOU SIT ON YOUR D--- UNTIL IT FALLS ASLEEP, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE JERKING OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S D---! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
DUDE! IF YOu SIT ON THAT'S OKAY.. BUT IF YOUR HAND UNTIL IT'S ASLEEP, THEN J-------, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS JERKING YOU OFF! GUYS!I JUST FIGURED OUT A COOL TRICK! YOU SIT ON YOUR D--- UNTIL IT FALLS ASLEEP, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE JERKING OFF SOMEONE ELSE'S D---! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.06.12

EWWW, IS THAT A HITLER MOUSTACHE? NO, MY NOSE IS BLEEDING GOT PUNCHED FOR BEING A NAZI SLAM Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
EWWW, IS THAT A HITLER MOUSTACHE? NO, MY NOSE IS BLEEDING GOT PUNCHED FOR BEING A NAZI SLAM Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.06.10

YOU ARE OVER THIRTY TWO MINUTES LATE! CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU'RE SO TARDY?! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
YOU ARE OVER THIRTY TWO MINUTES LATE! CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU'RE SO TARDY?! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.06.09

IN THE EVENT OF SOMETHING GOING WRONG, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR ORGANS? YES, BUT ONLY TO MY WORST ENEMY. BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES MY GUTS WHY'S THAT? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
IN THE EVENT OF SOMETHING GOING WRONG, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR ORGANS? YES, BUT ONLY TO MY WORST ENEMY. BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES MY GUTS WHY'S THAT? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.06.08

DANG KIDS ALWAYS ON MY LAWN... WISH THEY'D KEEP THEIR DISTANCE! HMMM httpwww.sexoffenderregistry.con Sex Offender Registry NAME: ADDRESS PHOTO: Upload. SUBMIT Cvanide and Happiness Explosm.net
DANG KIDS ALWAYS ON MY LAWN... WISH THEY'D KEEP THEIR DISTANCE! HMMM httpwww.sexoffenderregistry.con Sex Offender Registry NAME: ADDRESS PHOTO: Upload. SUBMIT Cvanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.06.06

SIR, YOU CAN'T SMOKE ON A PLANE OH, MY MISTAKE, SIR, CARRY ON! THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT METH Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
SIR, YOU CAN'T SMOKE ON A PLANE OH, MY MISTAKE, SIR, CARRY ON! THIS IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT METH Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.06.05

LATER. AAHHH! HELP ME! I'M ON FIRE! REMEMBER, NEVER PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE. GOTCHPA Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
LATER. AAHHH! HELP ME! I'M ON FIRE! REMEMBER, NEVER PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE. GOTCHPA Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.06.04

1 AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP! WHAT IS THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD YOu WOULD LIKE TO WISH FOR? I WISH YOu WOULDN'T END SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS 11 HEH... GOT HIM. . Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
1 AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP! WHAT IS THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD YOu WOULD LIKE TO WISH FOR? I WISH YOu WOULDN'T END SENTENCES WITH PREPOSITIONS 11 HEH... GOT HIM. . Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.06.03

DO YOU THINK THE CROPS THEY WILL, SON. THEY WILL GROW BACK SOON, PAPA? WILL IF WE PRAY ENOUGH. WHAT'S THAT? LOCUSTS?!? THANK You FOR THIS MEAL, OH LORD. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
DO YOU THINK THE CROPS THEY WILL, SON. THEY WILL GROW BACK SOON, PAPA? WILL IF WE PRAY ENOUGH. WHAT'S THAT? LOCUSTS?!? THANK You FOR THIS MEAL, OH LORD. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.06.02

YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME. I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET A HIGH SCORE ON THAT TEST THIS IS AN STD TEST. SEE, THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE PROBLEM. 2 Cyanide and Happiness ⓒ Explosm.net
YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME. I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET A HIGH SCORE ON THAT TEST THIS IS AN STD TEST. SEE, THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE PROBLEM. 2 Cyanide and Happiness ⓒ Explosm.net

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2018.06.01

HEY MAN, YOu STILL COMING TO MY PARTY ON SATURDAY? DPHON Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
HEY MAN, YOu STILL COMING TO MY PARTY ON SATURDAY? DPHON Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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2018.05.30

í JUST LOVE HOW DARK AND MYSTERIOUS YOu ARE! HERE'S THE CHECK. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SPLIT IT? HMMM I DUNNO. WHAT DO YOU THINK? GOD DAMMIT. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
í JUST LOVE HOW DARK AND MYSTERIOUS YOu ARE! HERE'S THE CHECK. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SPLIT IT? HMMM I DUNNO. WHAT DO YOU THINK? GOD DAMMIT. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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