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this is kinda hilarious in a messed-up way

HARLEYQUINN. "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROADF" SO MR. I SAID THEN AND HE SAID, "NO, AND I HE SAID "KNOCK, SAID "WHO'S THERE? AND I SAID "DUH, TO GET TO THE OTHER "THE CHICKEN." AND HE SAID TO GET TO THE MORON'S KNOCK." SIDE!" HOUSE." THEN HE STARTED HITTING ME. HE HIT ME GOOD. TO BE CONTINUED...

HARLEYQUINN. "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROADF" SO MR. I SAID THEN AND HE SAID, "NO, AND I HE SAID "KNOCK, SAID "WHO'S THERE? AND I SAID "DUH, TO GET TO THE OTHER "THE CHICKEN." AND HE SAID TO GET TO THE MORON'S KNOCK." SIDE!" HOUSE." THEN HE STARTED HITTING ME. HE HIT ME GOOD. TO BE CONTINUED...

Aquaman

TRYING TO PUT TWO KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE AND IT'S... OH, GOD. I'M SORRY AGAIN. I'M SORRY UH...I MUST LOOK TERRIBLE. THIS IS MY THIRD CONSECUTIVE SHIFT. MY PROBLEMS ARE PROBABLY RIDICULOUS COMPARED TO YOURS, HUH? NOT AT ALL AND YOU LOOK FINE. HE LOOKS FINE. I'LL HAVE THE FISH AND CHIPS. WHAT? YOU CAN'T GET THE FISH AND CHIPS. WHY NOT? BECAUSE YOU TALK TO FISH. DON'T TALK TO FISH.

TRYING TO PUT TWO KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE AND IT'S... OH, GOD. I'M SORRY AGAIN. I'M SORRY UH...I MUST LOOK TERRIBLE. THIS IS MY THIRD CONSECUTIVE SHIFT. MY PROBLEMS ARE PROBABLY RIDICULOUS COMPARED TO YOURS, HUH? NOT AT ALL AND YOU LOOK FINE. HE LOOKS FINE. I'LL HAVE THE FISH AND CHIPS. WHAT? YOU CAN'T GET THE FISH AND CHIPS. WHY NOT? BECAUSE YOU TALK TO FISH. DON'T TALK TO FISH.

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The mainstream media's double standard

BIRDS JOA QUIN PHOENIX JOKER ANTABULOUS EMANCIPATION OF ONE 0% PUT ON A HAPPY FACE OCTOBER 4 NNISCT PREY Make a movie about the Joker going insane: "They're trying to idolize a Villain!" Make a movie about the Joker's psychotic girlfriend: "She's a hero! Idolize her!"

BIRDS JOA QUIN PHOENIX JOKER ANTABULOUS EMANCIPATION OF ONE 0% PUT ON A HAPPY FACE OCTOBER 4 NNISCT PREY Make a movie about the Joker going insane: "They're trying to idolize a Villain!" Make a movie about the Joker's psychotic girlfriend: "She's a hero! Idolize her!"

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why you like Batman

File: 1576262102505.gif (2.68 MB, 400x225) O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)18:52:26 No.112732221 >>112732433 >>112732472 >>112732491 >112732501 >112732515 >>112732530 >>112732533 >>112732546 >>112732625 >>112732649 >>112732668 >>112732757 >>112732768 >>112732811 >>112733343 >>112733438 >>112733708 >>112733771 >>112734179 >>112734261 >>112734404 >>112734869 >Accidentally posted a positive opinion of Superman on Twitter >Being literally dogpiled >HE'S SO BORING HE HAS EVERY SUPERPOWER >HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES >HE NEVER HAS ANY MORAL DILEMMAS OR GETS HURT >HE'S NOT RELATABLE AND DOESN'T HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY LIKE BATMAN >HE DOESN'T DO COOL DETECTIVE WORK HE JUST PUNCHES STUFF >HE'S JUST NOT RELATABLE LIKE BATMAN What the f--- Ico/ I thought you were memeing. These retards actually exist? O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)18:57:49 No.112732306 Nope. I get this from normies who don't know Superman. All the time. O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:05:05 No.112732433 >>112732602 >>112732221 (OP). >He's not relatable >they love Batman >thwy can relate to being a billionaire with unlimited resources who can bench 1000 pounds, dates only 12/10s, and knows EVERYTHING Normies are full of s--- O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:09:50 No.112732491 >>112732221 (OP). F------ casuals I swear. O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:12:18 No.112732533 >>112732221 (OP) Hating Superman is what normies who have never touched a comic that isn't the Killing Joke and who think the MCU is canon consider being edgy, subversive and deep. They rattle off the same tired "arguments" every single time with almost no variation between them: it's like someone literally copy and pasted the same exact essay titled "Why Superman Sucks" into each of their heads at birth. It's exhausting. O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:16:10 No.112732602 >>112734509 >>112732433 What normies mean is that being Superman isn't "cool". They can "relate" to Batman because they believe that, in an ideal world, they could literally be Batman and live out a power fantasy of being a billionaire martial artist sexgod. Superman, on the other hand, isn't "cool" and therefore can't be "relatable". Why? Because Superman, despite all evidence to the contrary, isn't a power fantasy. He has all the power in the world and instead of using it for instant gratification, beating the s--- out of other people and going on masturbatory edgelord rants, he just lives a normal, well-adjusted life and tries to be a genuinely upstanding person. Normies can't "relate" to that because they have to spend their whole lives being nice and most of them just want to f--- bitches and maim people for inconveniencing them. Hence the popularity of Batman

File: 1576262102505.gif (2.68 MB, 400x225) O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)18:52:26 No.112732221 >>112732433 >>112732472 >>112732491 >112732501 >112732515 >>112732530 >>112732533 >>112732546 >>112732625 >>112732649 >>112732668 >>112732757 >>112732768 >>112732811 >>112733343 >>112733438 >>112733708 >>112733771 >>112734179 >>112734261 >>112734404 >>112734869 >Accidentally posted a positive opinion of Superman on Twitter >Being literally dogpiled >HE'S SO BORING HE HAS EVERY SUPERPOWER >HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES >HE NEVER HAS ANY MORAL DILEMMAS OR GETS HURT >HE'S NOT RELATABLE AND DOESN'T HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY LIKE BATMAN >HE DOESN'T DO COOL DETECTIVE WORK HE JUST PUNCHES STUFF >HE'S JUST NOT RELATABLE LIKE BATMAN What the f--- Ico/ I thought you were memeing. These retards actually exist? O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)18:57:49 No.112732306 Nope. I get this from normies who don't know Superman. All the time. O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:05:05 No.112732433 >>112732602 >>112732221 (OP). >He's not relatable >they love Batman >thwy can relate to being a billionaire with unlimited resources who can bench 1000 pounds, dates only 12/10s, and knows EVERYTHING Normies are full of s--- O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:09:50 No.112732491 >>112732221 (OP). F------ casuals I swear. O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:12:18 No.112732533 >>112732221 (OP) Hating Superman is what normies who have never touched a comic that isn't the Killing Joke and who think the MCU is canon consider being edgy, subversive and deep. They rattle off the same tired "arguments" every single time with almost no variation between them: it's like someone literally copy and pasted the same exact essay titled "Why Superman Sucks" into each of their heads at birth. It's exhausting. O Anonymous 01/24/20(Fri)19:16:10 No.112732602 >>112734509 >>112732433 What normies mean is that being Superman isn't "cool". They can "relate" to Batman because they believe that, in an ideal world, they could literally be Batman and live out a power fantasy of being a billionaire martial artist sexgod. Superman, on the other hand, isn't "cool" and therefore can't be "relatable". Why? Because Superman, despite all evidence to the contrary, isn't a power fantasy. He has all the power in the world and instead of using it for instant gratification, beating the s--- out of other people and going on masturbatory edgelord rants, he just lives a normal, well-adjusted life and tries to be a genuinely upstanding person. Normies can't "relate" to that because they have to spend their whole lives being nice and most of them just want to f--- bitches and maim people for inconveniencing them. Hence the popularity of Batman

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BARRY!

Superman is now the witcher. Edward is now Batman F---! And here I am, Nothing! What did you do Barry!?

Superman is now the witcher. Edward is now Batman F---! And here I am, Nothing! What did you do Barry!?

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based DC

Marvel: We cannot put characters from the Marvel Netflix shows in the MCU, fans will get confused. Meanwhile DC:

Marvel: We cannot put characters from the Marvel Netflix shows in the MCU, fans will get confused. Meanwhile DC:

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distracted

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family dynamics

I'm so touched Connor is my brother! 'l let him become Superman first! I can wait! No one wants to be Batman, I assure you, Damian I'm gonna be Batman first! Don't even look at the costume! OTA

I'm so touched Connor is my brother! 'l let him become Superman first! I can wait! No one wants to be Batman, I assure you, Damian I'm gonna be Batman first! Don't even look at the costume! OTA

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future film projects in the making

DC OC DC FILMS SLATE: 2020-2022 2020 BIRDS OF PREY WW84 February 7, 2020 June 5, 2020 2021 THE BATMAN THE SUICIDE SQUAD June 25, 2021 BLACH RDRM August 6, 2021 December 22, 2021 2022 SHATAM! CAS April 1, 2022 June 1, 2022 AQUAMAN December 16, 2022

DC OC DC FILMS SLATE: 2020-2022 2020 BIRDS OF PREY WW84 February 7, 2020 June 5, 2020 2021 THE BATMAN THE SUICIDE SQUAD June 25, 2021 BLACH RDRM August 6, 2021 December 22, 2021 2022 SHATAM! CAS April 1, 2022 June 1, 2022 AQUAMAN December 16, 2022

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help

harley quinn game awards 2019

Minimalist Harley Quinn

harley quinn artist: kat hudson

both got movies this year

GIVE UP! THERE'S NO WAY TO RUN! (НЕН. IM YET TO REVEAL MY SECRET WEAPON! READ THIS! HUH? WHY? IF You CAN! SHA... ZA.. SAATHA AHA! You CLEVER PIG! You'RE LUCKY FRANK MILLER DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY UmlnuRENCE UMERIZ

GIVE UP! THERE'S NO WAY TO RUN! (НЕН. IM YET TO REVEAL MY SECRET WEAPON! READ THIS! HUH? WHY? IF You CAN! SHA... ZA.. SAATHA AHA! You CLEVER PIG! You'RE LUCKY FRANK MILLER DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY UmlnuRENCE UMERIZ

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It's Garry, DUH!

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WHO LIVES INA PINEAPPLE LNDER THE SEA TEL ME-

What Two-Face was doing in New England is beyond me

MENU 58° NEWS SHARE SEPTEMBER 9, 2019 Extremely rare two- tone lobster caught off New England Theamazingspiral That was supposed to be my brunch!

MENU 58° NEWS SHARE SEPTEMBER 9, 2019 Extremely rare two- tone lobster caught off New England Theamazingspiral That was supposed to be my brunch!

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Green Virgin VS Chad Lantern

Chad John Stewart Virgin Hal Jordan Oldschool animated Outdated Silver His girlfriend is a Star Sapphire c----tease Has a kid with Hawkgirl DC charicter age design Overcompensating test pilot White Gloves of Bare fisted badass virgin purity Former Marine turned architect Has used the yellow light of fear like a li'lI bitch Has used the indigo light of compassion (has a soft side)

Chad John Stewart Virgin Hal Jordan Oldschool animated Outdated Silver His girlfriend is a Star Sapphire c----tease Has a kid with Hawkgirl DC charicter age design Overcompensating test pilot White Gloves of Bare fisted badass virgin purity Former Marine turned architect Has used the yellow light of fear like a li'lI bitch Has used the indigo light of compassion (has a soft side)

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never had a chance

COMIC No.18 DC ETCRLIE DEC.-JAN. CAVALCADE FIFTEEN CENTS A Galaxy of America's Greatest Comics featuring WONDER WOMAN. GREEN LANTERN, and The FLASH! NOTO

COMIC No.18 DC ETCRLIE DEC.-JAN. CAVALCADE FIFTEEN CENTS A Galaxy of America's Greatest Comics featuring WONDER WOMAN. GREEN LANTERN, and The FLASH! NOTO

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