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I don't know why, but a wet rock, an empty room, *insert any other random thing* is so interesting to players when it has nothing to do with the story | /r/dndmemes

HOW TO SUCCESFULLY DM: Create an interesting story Plan for your players screwing it up imgflip.com M Players ignore the plot and fixate on a small detail vaguely mentioned 5 sessions ago Players ignore the plot and fixate on a small detail vaguely mentioned 5 sessions ago
HOW TO SUCCESFULLY DM: Create an interesting story Plan for your players screwing it up imgflip.com M Players ignore the plot and fixate on a small detail vaguely mentioned 5 sessions ago Players ignore the plot and fixate on a small detail vaguely mentioned 5 sessions ago

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Eye couldn’t resist taking the power into my hand. | /r/dndmemes


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Alternatively, they start thinking about what names would be backwards (the campaign started in the city of Egabrag) | /r/dndmemes

AT LEAST I CAN BE HAPPY IN MY DREAMS RIGHT, BRAIN? Me, the DM Me, the DM Pangand drons and imgflip.com NEW NIGHTMARE ✰ SCENARIO ✰ The players randomly decide to start putting the names of locations and NPCs into google translate COMIC SPONSORED BY THE GLORIOUS JUAN MARRON
AT LEAST I CAN BE HAPPY IN MY DREAMS RIGHT, BRAIN? Me, the DM Me, the DM Pangand drons and imgflip.com NEW NIGHTMARE ✰ SCENARIO ✰ The players randomly decide to start putting the names of locations and NPCs into google translate COMIC SPONSORED BY THE GLORIOUS JUAN MARRON

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[OC] The Weekly Roll Ch. 149. "WHAT DAY IS IT?!" | /r/dndmemes

RA IT'LL TAKE US ABOUT EIGHT DAYS TO REACH TEGELSTEIN. I THINK. THE MAP DOESNT SAY WHAT SCALE IT'S IN... GOTCHA. WHAT DAY IS IT BY THE WAY? OAC гиб 71 • PAWN SHA THE WEEKLY ROLL #149 @CME_T WELL IN GRIMDAHL'S FOLLY WE CALL TODAY BORRGRUND, WHICH ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO "DAY OF IRON MINING". " v THE DWARVEN REALMS CALL TODAY "SILVER DAY". PRETENTIOUS PRICKS. HALFLINGS CALL TODAY "DAY FOR THREE BREAKFASTES". REAL PRECIOUS THEY ARE. HUMANS USED TO CALL IT VALUNS- DAY. ATLEAST IF THEY WORSHIPPED PANTHEON IN IT'S THE GR ORIGI POSITION FROM 1297 WAS REPLACED AS BY VALANTHIA WAS BRIEFLY FACTO NAME TO ELVEN NAN EMPIRE ANTHDAY BUT EN WAR, TH- LINKTR.EE/CME_T IT'S THURSDAY. F------ THANK YOU. 5 Г
RA IT'LL TAKE US ABOUT EIGHT DAYS TO REACH TEGELSTEIN. I THINK. THE MAP DOESNT SAY WHAT SCALE IT'S IN... GOTCHA. WHAT DAY IS IT BY THE WAY? OAC гиб 71 • PAWN SHA THE WEEKLY ROLL #149 @CME_T WELL IN GRIMDAHL'S FOLLY WE CALL TODAY BORRGRUND, WHICH ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO "DAY OF IRON MINING". " v THE DWARVEN REALMS CALL TODAY "SILVER DAY". PRETENTIOUS PRICKS. HALFLINGS CALL TODAY "DAY FOR THREE BREAKFASTES". REAL PRECIOUS THEY ARE. HUMANS USED TO CALL IT VALUNS- DAY. ATLEAST IF THEY WORSHIPPED PANTHEON IN IT'S THE GR ORIGI POSITION FROM 1297 WAS REPLACED AS BY VALANTHIA WAS BRIEFLY FACTO NAME TO ELVEN NAN EMPIRE ANTHDAY BUT EN WAR, TH- LINKTR.EE/CME_T IT'S THURSDAY. F------ THANK YOU. 5 Г

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Crab rave | /r/dndmemes

DM, CAN I BUY SOME LIVE CRABS SINCE THIS IS A PORT CITY? imgflip.com TO COOK FOR RATIONS? YES ACTUALLY HAS UNSEEN SERVANT SHOVE ENEMIES HEAD INTO BAG OF CRABS, LIKE A BOSS CRAB TIME!
DM, CAN I BUY SOME LIVE CRABS SINCE THIS IS A PORT CITY? imgflip.com TO COOK FOR RATIONS? YES ACTUALLY HAS UNSEEN SERVANT SHOVE ENEMIES HEAD INTO BAG OF CRABS, LIKE A BOSS CRAB TIME!

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Can't we just call it what it is, interspecies copulation? | /r/dndmemes

prokopetz ... I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-f------ in 5E in a bid to render the IP more advertiser- friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-f------ front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from. prokopetz ... "Perhaps one of your ancestors [MADE A BARGAIN] with a dragon, or perhaps you're the first of a new sorcerous bloodline as a result of a [BARGAIN] with a dragon". Yeah, I bet it was quite the "bargain".
prokopetz ... I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-f------ in 5E in a bid to render the IP more advertiser- friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-f------ front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from. prokopetz ... "Perhaps one of your ancestors [MADE A BARGAIN] with a dragon, or perhaps you're the first of a new sorcerous bloodline as a result of a [BARGAIN] with a dragon". Yeah, I bet it was quite the "bargain".

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I learned back in the 80s that some DMs/Players can roll dice with enough finesse to achieve lower or higher number outcomes and sometimes even the exact number they want... | /r/dndmemes

Player I saw you fudging rolls to save my PC from dying Player 2 Player DM 3 -Can you do that with both hands? -No. Player 4 You're gonna have to start rolling fair with your left
Player I saw you fudging rolls to save my PC from dying Player 2 Player DM 3 -Can you do that with both hands? -No. Player 4 You're gonna have to start rolling fair with your left

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All I can say is it involved a necklace of fireballs and a cart filled with sacks of flour... | /r/dndmemes

WHAT'S YOUR BEST DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Ranked #4 CHARACTER DEATH THAT TOOK THE VILLAIN WITH THEM WHO THEY KILLED: THE DEMON PAZUZU Ranked #5 Ranked #6 WHO THEY KILLED: QUEEN XENOMORPH WHO THEY KILLED: DURIN'S BANE
WHAT'S YOUR BEST DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Ranked #4 CHARACTER DEATH THAT TOOK THE VILLAIN WITH THEM WHO THEY KILLED: THE DEMON PAZUZU Ranked #5 Ranked #6 WHO THEY KILLED: QUEEN XENOMORPH WHO THEY KILLED: DURIN'S BANE

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That's a lotta damage | /r/dndmemes

Player: Holy f--- that was a lot of attacks, but I'm still up. Other player: At least his attacks are over for the round. DM: He uses action surge. The tank with 4 hp remaining: he WHAT
Player: Holy f--- that was a lot of attacks, but I'm still up. Other player: At least his attacks are over for the round. DM: He uses action surge. The tank with 4 hp remaining: he WHAT

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The cat acts like a normal cat, and the party tries to calm the suspicious player. Then, when everyone else turns away, it slurps loudly and says, "No one will believe you." | /r/dndmemes

A player whose been f----- with one too many literally just a cat times by the DMs 'totally normal animal guys' routine
A player whose been f----- with one too many literally just a cat times by the DMs 'totally normal animal guys' routine

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There's a very vocal, very annoying minority of people that love to gatekeep and bitch about 5e | /r/dndmemes

YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST PLAY OTHER RANDOM SYSTEM SE WITH HOMEBREW WHY EVEN PLAY 5E? YOU COULD JUST PLAY THIS OTHER SYSTEM! 5E WITH HOMEBREW QUIT HAVING FUN SE WITH HOMEBREW
YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST PLAY OTHER RANDOM SYSTEM SE WITH HOMEBREW WHY EVEN PLAY 5E? YOU COULD JUST PLAY THIS OTHER SYSTEM! 5E WITH HOMEBREW QUIT HAVING FUN SE WITH HOMEBREW

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It's the rule of law... fake cry about to someone else... | /r/dndmemes

REALM OF RETAINE OF CHADES MAL EWO WARHAMMER GEEN OF CHIRO WARKAMMER ADVENTURE INTO SOMETHING ROTTIN IN KISSEY OMAR TRAPS CAT TI EXPERTS NO, I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MULTI CLASS AS A JESTER/MIME THIS IS NOT PATHFINDER. Player:
REALM OF RETAINE OF CHADES MAL EWO WARHAMMER GEEN OF CHIRO WARKAMMER ADVENTURE INTO SOMETHING ROTTIN IN KISSEY OMAR TRAPS CAT TI EXPERTS NO, I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MULTI CLASS AS A JESTER/MIME THIS IS NOT PATHFINDER. Player:

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In the process of creating it right now. It's already massive lmao. | /r/dndmemes

Total theater of the mind (no maps at all) Using pre gen maps for battles and normal exploration Creating your own maps for your homebrew world for battles Creating to-scale map of your entire world in talespire to allow them to explore it completely
Total theater of the mind (no maps at all) Using pre gen maps for battles and normal exploration Creating your own maps for your homebrew world for battles Creating to-scale map of your entire world in talespire to allow them to explore it completely

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Why do players thirst for the cursed items? | /r/dndmemes

+2 AC +2 to Attack +2 Damage +2 AC +2 to Attack +2 Damage Cursed with farting 500 x a day
+2 AC +2 to Attack +2 Damage +2 AC +2 to Attack +2 Damage Cursed with farting 500 x a day

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Shadow monk, one of the many victims of a good idea being stuck in the PHB | /r/dndmemes

> Stealthy monk subclass >look inside spellcasting with no way to mitigate the unstealthyness of spellcasting without feats/multiclassing
> Stealthy monk subclass >look inside spellcasting with no way to mitigate the unstealthyness of spellcasting without feats/multiclassing

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Bastard Swords are Best Swords. | /r/dndmemes

Oriental Adventures meets standard AD&D weapons and armour youtube.com KATANA is USELESS against Medieval ARMOR?! Gawd... martials and their sword and armor arguments. So tedious.
Oriental Adventures meets standard AD&D weapons and armour youtube.com KATANA is USELESS against Medieval ARMOR?! Gawd... martials and their sword and armor arguments. So tedious.

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What? THE ONE TO WHAT? | /r/dndmemes

DM: you open the door to a room thats completely empty except for a Bejeweled sword gently floating in the middle of the room. New player: Neet, I'll walk in and pick it up! DM: Jesse Killz He is the one
DM: you open the door to a room thats completely empty except for a Bejeweled sword gently floating in the middle of the room. New player: Neet, I'll walk in and pick it up! DM: Jesse Killz He is the one

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The action economy is in shambles | /r/dndmemes

When it's back to the top of initiative and all the boss' minions are dead Me, the DM A R T Another one dungeons and draguns imgflip.com and mes
When it's back to the top of initiative and all the boss' minions are dead Me, the DM A R T Another one dungeons and draguns imgflip.com and mes

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They were so afraid to put it on, so they just carried it with them the whole campaign while it shit talked them. | /r/dndmemes

NOW THAT THE GAME IS OVER, WHAT WAS UP WITH IT HAD THE ESSENCE THAT SENTIENT FLAMING CROWN? OF A DEMON TRAPPED IN IT WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF WE PUT IT ON? IL. YOU WOULD HAVE GAINED IMMUNITY TO FIRE DAMAGE
NOW THAT THE GAME IS OVER, WHAT WAS UP WITH IT HAD THE ESSENCE THAT SENTIENT FLAMING CROWN? OF A DEMON TRAPPED IN IT WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF WE PUT IT ON? IL. YOU WOULD HAVE GAINED IMMUNITY TO FIRE DAMAGE

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Jesse is doing the math | /r/dndmemes

N Cube and Square spells generally occupy a small area in grid. What? However If we rotate them 45 degrees We can make a diamond reaching more squares in the grid, therefore making these spells more useful Jesse what the f--- are you talking about?
N Cube and Square spells generally occupy a small area in grid. What? However If we rotate them 45 degrees We can make a diamond reaching more squares in the grid, therefore making these spells more useful Jesse what the f--- are you talking about?

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