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DM: *Looking at phone with confused disgust*...Sir. Explain yourself. Rogue: I am absolutely fine with your western setting, but I have an image to maintain as a halfling. These uphold my cultural norms while offering protection from the dry, rocky, and generally HOT environment I expect we will encounter. Calluses are good against sharp rocks, but they can't do enough when it's spicy out! Barbarian: Ima be blunt, these are hyper unsavory as an aesthetic, but I get it. Let him have them. DM: Fiiiine.
DM: *Looking at phone with confused disgust*...Sir. Explain yourself. Rogue: I am absolutely fine with your western setting, but I have an image to maintain as a halfling. These uphold my cultural norms while offering protection from the dry, rocky, and generally HOT environment I expect we will encounter. Calluses are good against sharp rocks, but they can't do enough when it's spicy out! Barbarian: Ima be blunt, these are hyper unsavory as an aesthetic, but I get it. Let him have them. DM: Fiiiine.

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Hmm...

DM: On the outskirts of the Yuan-Ti city you see this petroglyph on a boulder. L Bard with a 30 Passive Perception: "Are those Snitti..."
DM: On the outskirts of the Yuan-Ti city you see this petroglyph on a boulder. L Bard with a 30 Passive Perception: "Are those Snitti..."

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When The DM Tells You How Close You Were To Failing

How it feels, barely making your saving throw.
How it feels, barely making your saving throw.

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Impossible Fantasies

this is a ducktales blog now @Bouuvine DND allows you to play out even the most impossible fantasies, such as: -Speaking multiple languages -Traveling with friends -Having money -Being Charismatic -Having a chance at seduction -Getting a long rest -Waking up completely healthy 7/29/18, 1:09 PM 6,527 Retweets 17.3K Likes
this is a ducktales blog now @Bouuvine DND allows you to play out even the most impossible fantasies, such as: -Speaking multiple languages -Traveling with friends -Having money -Being Charismatic -Having a chance at seduction -Getting a long rest -Waking up completely healthy 7/29/18, 1:09 PM 6,527 Retweets 17.3K Likes

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Excalihammer

DM Pas DM DM So, what are you choosing as a weapon? Barbarian Someone said Excalibur is the best weapon in the game. DM Yeah, but your character has to be "worthy" to pull it out of the stone... Barbarian Not a problem. ...
DM Pas DM DM So, what are you choosing as a weapon? Barbarian Someone said Excalibur is the best weapon in the game. DM Yeah, but your character has to be "worthy" to pull it out of the stone... Barbarian Not a problem. ...

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Asking Neil a Question

Neil deGrasse Tyson 1h 3 Reminder that every time you and another person vehemently argue on-line, based on a post that inflamed your emotions, somebody plotted the outcome and is making money from it. 8.7K StabCity Discount Blades Which is better, a longsword or katana, who cares... what you need to buy is this sweet af 2d4 cutlass right here my man. 26m Like Reply Neil deGrasse Tyson mf... 632 comments 1.8K shares @official workmemes : look ...
Neil deGrasse Tyson 1h 3 Reminder that every time you and another person vehemently argue on-line, based on a post that inflamed your emotions, somebody plotted the outcome and is making money from it. 8.7K StabCity Discount Blades Which is better, a longsword or katana, who cares... what you need to buy is this sweet af 2d4 cutlass right here my man. 26m Like Reply Neil deGrasse Tyson mf... 632 comments 1.8K shares @official workmemes : look ...

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Some Will Get This Reference, Some Won't...

Don't judge a book by its cover. The painter who spent months making the cover art:
Don't judge a book by its cover. The painter who spent months making the cover art:

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Be Aware

1 in 5 teenagers will experiment with D&D "Do you want to end up a like your sister?" furry "Mom, I was just holding dice for a friend." talk to your kids about art school: COLLEGE for Creative Stunies "First, you're drawing. Then it's the full-on world building" to "Hearned DM from watching you, mom!"
1 in 5 teenagers will experiment with D&D "Do you want to end up a like your sister?" furry "Mom, I was just holding dice for a friend." talk to your kids about art school: COLLEGE for Creative Stunies "First, you're drawing. Then it's the full-on world building" to "Hearned DM from watching you, mom!"

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Time for a Crusade

DM: What's your Conquest Palidins backstory? Player: Well, it all started when... PSST, HEY KID WANNA LIBERATE THE HOLY LAND?
DM: What's your Conquest Palidins backstory? Player: Well, it all started when... PSST, HEY KID WANNA LIBERATE THE HOLY LAND?

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Why?

WE ARE PLAYING A NEW GESTALT CAMPAIGN, WHAT'S YOUR CHARACTER? A DUCK HUMANOID WHO IS A ARTIFICER AND MONK I HATE YOU, THAT'S AWESOME 1
WE ARE PLAYING A NEW GESTALT CAMPAIGN, WHAT'S YOUR CHARACTER? A DUCK HUMANOID WHO IS A ARTIFICER AND MONK I HATE YOU, THAT'S AWESOME 1

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Greg's Campaign

PUTA POTA PETA @peta. 5h A fishes life is just as valuable to them as yours is to you. 409 125 437 ₁585K PETA @peta greg @greg16676935420-5h I once summoned 3 dolphins to sacrifice to a sea hag so she'd give me a magic conch. 261 1293 6,956 190K Follow *** @peta blocked you You are blocked from following @peta and
PUTA POTA PETA @peta. 5h A fishes life is just as valuable to them as yours is to you. 409 125 437 ₁585K PETA @peta greg @greg16676935420-5h I once summoned 3 dolphins to sacrifice to a sea hag so she'd give me a magic conch. 261 1293 6,956 190K Follow *** @peta blocked you You are blocked from following @peta and

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Chaotic Good

Player: So, I kind of like the idea of chaotic neutral, but what if I want to lean into chaotic good? DM: he steals a car in the united states. After realizing there was a baby in the car, he went back to the couple and brought them their child. He then scolded them for leaving their child alone in the car. After he'd finished rebuking the couple properly, he got back in the stolen car and drove off with it. * Rate this translation
Player: So, I kind of like the idea of chaotic neutral, but what if I want to lean into chaotic good? DM: he steals a car in the united states. After realizing there was a baby in the car, he went back to the couple and brought them their child. He then scolded them for leaving their child alone in the car. After he'd finished rebuking the couple properly, he got back in the stolen car and drove off with it. * Rate this translation

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Hot Take

A player once asked me, why are the vampires always wealthy in your D&D campaigns? With all sincerity, I said... 200 ...if you've been a powerful undead for 200 years and still broke, you should just go ahead and step into the sunlight.
A player once asked me, why are the vampires always wealthy in your D&D campaigns? With all sincerity, I said... 200 ...if you've been a powerful undead for 200 years and still broke, you should just go ahead and step into the sunlight.

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Cover Yourself In Oil

Ork Logic 2) cover yourself in oil Oil floats on water 1) wait for it to rain 3) fly AL
Ork Logic 2) cover yourself in oil Oil floats on water 1) wait for it to rain 3) fly AL

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Pure Evil

I have a confession. (My father is actually evil. My patron is a demon. I'm secretly the villain. I raise the dead. I found a chest of gold and didn't share it with the party. Kjto gg nokoc dy hsh yqlu ub sly tlfk. (We all have our secrets! I used to be an assassin! Technically, I still am. @hiadventurecast
I have a confession. (My father is actually evil. My patron is a demon. I'm secretly the villain. I raise the dead. I found a chest of gold and didn't share it with the party. Kjto gg nokoc dy hsh yqlu ub sly tlfk. (We all have our secrets! I used to be an assassin! Technically, I still am. @hiadventurecast

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Perpetual Energy Machine

Pathfinder players ascending hill to explain how Pathfinder has rules for that Solar powered loudspeaker 呆呆呆 MA Trapdoor "I wish DnD had rules for [various phrases here]" PERPETUAL ENERGY MACHINE V1.0 Gently inclined slope the rest of the weather in the f Turbine (spun by falling Pathfinder players) Coushined exit slide deposits Pathfinder players safely at base of hill
Pathfinder players ascending hill to explain how Pathfinder has rules for that Solar powered loudspeaker 呆呆呆 MA Trapdoor "I wish DnD had rules for [various phrases here]" PERPETUAL ENERGY MACHINE V1.0 Gently inclined slope the rest of the weather in the f Turbine (spun by falling Pathfinder players) Coushined exit slide deposits Pathfinder players safely at base of hill

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