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The Order Stick #657 You still in here, elf? Or did you cut and run? STAIRS the Let's play Hide-and-Seek, just to be sure. I'm "It." Actually, so are you, as near as I can tell. Junanhhh. You seem to have an interest in power, so let me educate you a little while I search for you. It's sort of this thing I like to do sometimes, especially for learned wizards such as yourself. by Power, it rlew isn't something that you put on or take off like a jacket. It's something you just ARE. If you can lose it by blowing two Will saves, you never really had any power in the first place, see what I'm saying? LIE Hell, the idiot paladin understands better than you do, 'cause he got every one of those hit points I burned off of, him the hard way: he earned them. Course, now he's also earned an upgrade to Prisoner First Class for daring to touch my pretty little bauble. It's sort of the same as how we've already been treating him, only now we get serious about it. Anyhoo, where was I? Oh, right. Your soul shenanigans are real flashy, but they had one weakness: they were shackled to your lame mid-level ass! I used to think spells equaled power, too, back when I was alive. I've learned a lot since then. You know what does equal power? Power Power. But the type of power? equals Doesn't matter as power. much as you'd Crazy think. huh? So, Uncle Xykon, what's the moral of the Unnh! Glich! story? A big pile of spells isn't enough when the other guy has a big pile of spells AND the strength to crush your windpipe with his bare phlanges. skrrich. ©2009 Rich Burlew www.GiantITP.com It turns out, everything is oddly balanced. Weird, but true. Urrkl For example: ...Right now, power takes the form of a +8 racial bonus to Listen skill checks. And they died happily The End. ever after
The Order Stick #657 You still in here, elf? Or did you cut and run? STAIRS the Let's play Hide-and-Seek, just to be sure. I'm "It." Actually, so are you, as near as I can tell. Junanhhh. You seem to have an interest in power, so let me educate you a little while I search for you. It's sort of this thing I like to do sometimes, especially for learned wizards such as yourself. by Power, it rlew isn't something that you put on or take off like a jacket. It's something you just ARE. If you can lose it by blowing two Will saves, you never really had any power in the first place, see what I'm saying? LIE Hell, the idiot paladin understands better than you do, 'cause he got every one of those hit points I burned off of, him the hard way: he earned them. Course, now he's also earned an upgrade to Prisoner First Class for daring to touch my pretty little bauble. It's sort of the same as how we've already been treating him, only now we get serious about it. Anyhoo, where was I? Oh, right. Your soul shenanigans are real flashy, but they had one weakness: they were shackled to your lame mid-level ass! I used to think spells equaled power, too, back when I was alive. I've learned a lot since then. You know what does equal power? Power Power. But the type of power? equals Doesn't matter as power. much as you'd Crazy think. huh? So, Uncle Xykon, what's the moral of the Unnh! Glich! story? A big pile of spells isn't enough when the other guy has a big pile of spells AND the strength to crush your windpipe with his bare phlanges. skrrich. ©2009 Rich Burlew www.GiantITP.com It turns out, everything is oddly balanced. Weird, but true. Urrkl For example: ...Right now, power takes the form of a +8 racial bonus to Listen skill checks. And they died happily The End. ever after

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BLAZING EYES CONTROLLED FIREBALL The recipient's eyes are blazing orbs of fire. The recipient can cast spells with the fire descriptor as if they were modified by the Slent Spell and Stil Spel feats. This does This spell functions as fireball except you can cause the bead of fire to originate from anywhere you can soc within range. You can choose a number of squares within CONTROLLED FIREBALL ESCHEW MATERIALS Components V, S, M (a ball of bat guano and sulfur) Benefit: You can cast any spell with a material component costing 1 gp or less without needing that component. The casting of the spell still provokes atta imgflip.com
BLAZING EYES CONTROLLED FIREBALL The recipient's eyes are blazing orbs of fire. The recipient can cast spells with the fire descriptor as if they were modified by the Slent Spell and Stil Spel feats. This does This spell functions as fireball except you can cause the bead of fire to originate from anywhere you can soc within range. You can choose a number of squares within CONTROLLED FIREBALL ESCHEW MATERIALS Components V, S, M (a ball of bat guano and sulfur) Benefit: You can cast any spell with a material component costing 1 gp or less without needing that component. The casting of the spell still provokes atta imgflip.com

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AMAUNATOR WHEN YOU DON'T STOP KARSUS YOU ARE LABLED AS A HERO MYSTRYL WHEN I DON'T I BECOME A DEAD POWER IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR
AMAUNATOR WHEN YOU DON'T STOP KARSUS YOU ARE LABLED AS A HERO MYSTRYL WHEN I DON'T I BECOME A DEAD POWER IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR

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made with mematic You're fighting the Tarrasque, who you know has no ranged attacks, so you keep your distance on you flying mounts while you pelt it with spells and ranged attacks. The Dm flips to the back of the Monster Manuel. He mutters "page 87" and flips to that page. Dm: "The Tarrasque pukes in your direction. Make a dexterity saving throw."
made with mematic You're fighting the Tarrasque, who you know has no ranged attacks, so you keep your distance on you flying mounts while you pelt it with spells and ranged attacks. The Dm flips to the back of the Monster Manuel. He mutters "page 87" and flips to that page. Dm: "The Tarrasque pukes in your direction. Make a dexterity saving throw."

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He's worthy

When a PC goes into a shop and pays for their weapons and equipment without stealing anything like a normal person Because that's what heroes do
When a PC goes into a shop and pays for their weapons and equipment without stealing anything like a normal person Because that's what heroes do

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Don't mess with him

Party Rogue starts stealing supplies* The Lvl 20 Shopkeeper: Name's Ash. Housewares.
Party Rogue starts stealing supplies* The Lvl 20 Shopkeeper: Name's Ash. Housewares.

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Incoming

The cat when I'm in the middle of describing a nice beach scene in our D&D game Meeeooow
The cat when I'm in the middle of describing a nice beach scene in our D&D game Meeeooow

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Gather round

Gather round kids, and let me tell you about how your dad rolled 4 critical hits in a single D&D session
Gather round kids, and let me tell you about how your dad rolled 4 critical hits in a single D&D session

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Different things

DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN. imgflip.com the rule books are describing GAME RULES, not PHYSICS
DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN. imgflip.com the rule books are describing GAME RULES, not PHYSICS

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Uh oh...

When you lore drop to your DM and they reply with this: made with mematic
When you lore drop to your DM and they reply with this: made with mematic

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Are you sure?

DM: Are you sure? Translation: You will be immediately killed by this action. Proceed? Acce
DM: Are you sure? Translation: You will be immediately killed by this action. Proceed? Acce

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Here we go...

Me: “Okay, it's been a couple sessions, what did I miss?" My DM about to get me up to speed:
Me: “Okay, it's been a couple sessions, what did I miss?" My DM about to get me up to speed:

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Smooth brained

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)
Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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I said...

I DIDN'T ASK WHAT YOUR AC WAS imgflip.com I SAID TAKE 120 FORCE DAMAGE 30
I DIDN'T ASK WHAT YOUR AC WAS imgflip.com I SAID TAKE 120 FORCE DAMAGE 30

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When the party doesn't do the main story

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP
Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Oh... okay

you find this neat +5 greataxe from the brigand, it let you roll crit 5 times on 16 and higher! you crit and immediately die, the axe have "Backfire" effect of 75% and ignore the user resistance and immunity imgflip.com
you find this neat +5 greataxe from the brigand, it let you roll crit 5 times on 16 and higher! you crit and immediately die, the axe have "Backfire" effect of 75% and ignore the user resistance and immunity imgflip.com

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