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odeacon 7:24 AM When the players do more prep between sessions then the dm does Creation bard readied his action to create a Iron Maiden behind the BBEG as soon as he's---- with warlocks repelling blast Wizard casts arcane lock Cleric puts his spiritual weapon in there with him Druid casts heat metal imgflip.com WF
odeacon 7:24 AM When the players do more prep between sessions then the dm does Creation bard readied his action to create a Iron Maiden behind the BBEG as soon as he's---- with warlocks repelling blast Wizard casts arcane lock Cleric puts his spiritual weapon in there with him Druid casts heat metal imgflip.com WF

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#672... | /r/dndmemes

DMing Idea #672: When a player Nat 1s an intelligence or wisdom check, have them make up some wildly inaccurate information. (Pictured: a Bard Nat 1ing a Nature check) if you ever seen he's getting an octopus sitting ready to do the on one tentacle stranger
DMing Idea #672: When a player Nat 1s an intelligence or wisdom check, have them make up some wildly inaccurate information. (Pictured: a Bard Nat 1ing a Nature check) if you ever seen he's getting an octopus sitting ready to do the on one tentacle stranger

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This is how you meet me Campaign 1, Episode 1... or on any random Tuesday IRL... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You've finally docked your skiff and go to the seaside shanty tavern, what are you doing? Me: Ravin' about sirens, merfolk, bad omens and the like.
DM: You've finally docked your skiff and go to the seaside shanty tavern, what are you doing? Me: Ravin' about sirens, merfolk, bad omens and the like.

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What's your best injunction order? | /r/dndmemes

BARRED FROM ENTRY The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg. Martin Doughty-human? - chug-and-run Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as The Pickle Incident' Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID Kavin Ort - tall dwarf- exceedingly boring Syrah Bee - short half-elf- vomited on the waiter (purposefully) Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican' Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head THEY GAVE ME A RESTRAINING ORDER!
BARRED FROM ENTRY The following EX-customers are UNWELCOME. Do not let them in, even should they beg. ESPECIALLY should they beg. Martin Doughty-human? - chug-and-run Adam Smythe - lascivious behaviour, also known as The Pickle Incident' Gerringothe Thorm - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID Kavin Ort - tall dwarf- exceedingly boring Syrah Bee - short half-elf- vomited on the waiter (purposefully) Unknown elf - pale skin, snide mouth - referring to master distiller as 'the porcine publican' Rochelle Kwark - halfling - groin-punching Yon Von Don (suspected alias) - grotesquely tall human - underpants on head THEY GAVE ME A RESTRAINING ORDER!

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I know it's not strictly dnd related but it sure is a funny mash up of 2 of my favs that I rely on for my dnd needs... | /r/dndmemes

Who are you? I am Aragorn, King of Gondor I didn't vote for you. I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Shut up! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Who are you? I am Aragorn, King of Gondor I didn't vote for you. I was given Andúril by Elrond, Lord of Rivendell Listen, strange elf lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Shut up! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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Classic... | /r/dndmemes

COLUMBO: Well, look at all those books. My wife, she loves all this indie roleplaying stuff, got a whole group together for it. Me, I'm still stuck playing first edition Traveller. ME: Perhaps you should try branching out, lieutenant. COLUMBO: That's what she's always telling me, but I tell ya, I tried to read Blades in the Dark and... [Columbo makes a gesture of confusion] ME: I'm sure you can figure it out, lieutenant. Now, if you'll excuse me... COLUMBO: Of course, sir, of course. [Goes to leave] ...oh, just one more thing. [Gestures to the D20 I used in the murder] COLUMBO: I was under the impression Powered by the Apocalypse only used 2d6?
COLUMBO: Well, look at all those books. My wife, she loves all this indie roleplaying stuff, got a whole group together for it. Me, I'm still stuck playing first edition Traveller. ME: Perhaps you should try branching out, lieutenant. COLUMBO: That's what she's always telling me, but I tell ya, I tried to read Blades in the Dark and... [Columbo makes a gesture of confusion] ME: I'm sure you can figure it out, lieutenant. Now, if you'll excuse me... COLUMBO: Of course, sir, of course. [Goes to leave] ...oh, just one more thing. [Gestures to the D20 I used in the murder] COLUMBO: I was under the impression Powered by the Apocalypse only used 2d6?

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Delicious. | /r/dndmemes

DM: Okay, Russ, what broken ass build do you have for me this time? Russ: Naw, playing it easy this time. Going with a Tiefling fighter. He has extra skill with polearms because he was a harpooner on a whaling ship. DM: Alright, that's reasonab- what's his name? Russ: ...Vlad the Imp Whaler... DM:
DM: Okay, Russ, what broken ass build do you have for me this time? Russ: Naw, playing it easy this time. Going with a Tiefling fighter. He has extra skill with polearms because he was a harpooner on a whaling ship. DM: Alright, that's reasonab- what's his name? Russ: ...Vlad the Imp Whaler... DM:

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My Charisma is off the charts. Like these right here. | /r/dndmemes

Me playing a Paladin with high charisma but my social awkwardness still managing to find a way to shine through. In other words, Forge is a real son of a bitch. 0000000 So you blame his mother for his corruption.
Me playing a Paladin with high charisma but my social awkwardness still managing to find a way to shine through. In other words, Forge is a real son of a bitch. 0000000 So you blame his mother for his corruption.

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We'll see about that | /r/dndmemes

TheScowl117 8:52 AM THERAPIST IT'S OKAY, ELLIS-TRAEE DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T HURT YOU. ELLIS-TRAEE: gflip.com DEVER TELL YA BOUT THE TIME MY BUDDY KEITH AND L...?
TheScowl117 8:52 AM THERAPIST IT'S OKAY, ELLIS-TRAEE DOESN'T EXIST. IT CAN'T HURT YOU. ELLIS-TRAEE: gflip.com DEVER TELL YA BOUT THE TIME MY BUDDY KEITH AND L...?

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The single most ignored lore in D&D, and for a good reason | /r/dndmemes

WOTC: "This is a dragonborn. They're essentially humanoids with Draconic features, though keep in mind that they don't have a tail like actual dragons do." Literally every Dragonborn player: how bout i do anyway?
WOTC: "This is a dragonborn. They're essentially humanoids with Draconic features, though keep in mind that they don't have a tail like actual dragons do." Literally every Dragonborn player: how bout i do anyway?

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The Wisest Cleric | /r/dndmemes

IT'S A DC14 WISDOM SAVE TO OPEN THE BOOK. I'M A CLERIC, WISDOM IS TOTALLY MY THING. YOUR CLERIC WISDOM TELLS YOU THAT IF YOU FAIL A SECOND TIME, YOU MIGHT DIE... FAIL EZ EL Tim FIFTEEN MINUTES OF CURSED SLEEP THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM IN THAT CASE, I... MA fo Book OF SPELLS L @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK
IT'S A DC14 WISDOM SAVE TO OPEN THE BOOK. I'M A CLERIC, WISDOM IS TOTALLY MY THING. YOUR CLERIC WISDOM TELLS YOU THAT IF YOU FAIL A SECOND TIME, YOU MIGHT DIE... FAIL EZ EL Tim FIFTEEN MINUTES OF CURSED SLEEP THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM IN THAT CASE, I... MA fo Book OF SPELLS L @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK

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I don't always look at GOBO porn but when I do, I choose the freakiest sub for it... | /r/dndmemes

Tre YES, AND I AM GOING TO POST ONE IN THE MORNING. HEY, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN POST GOBLIN T---- MEMES ON R/NSFWONDMEMES? THIS COULD BE YOU !!! imgflip.com
Tre YES, AND I AM GOING TO POST ONE IN THE MORNING. HEY, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN POST GOBLIN T---- MEMES ON R/NSFWONDMEMES? THIS COULD BE YOU !!! imgflip.com

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The most dangerous game | /r/dndmemes

Have a nice evening with the princess Find out that the King hunts your cousins as animals and the type to hold a real grudge NOON
Have a nice evening with the princess Find out that the King hunts your cousins as animals and the type to hold a real grudge NOON

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"What? It's not like I can tell them the TRUTH." | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE ROGUE ANSWERS, "YOUR MOM" WHEN ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING IN THE PALACE PALACE INQUISITORS ROGUE ROYAL GUARDS
WHEN THE ROGUE ANSWERS, "YOUR MOM" WHEN ASKED WHAT HE WAS DOING IN THE PALACE PALACE INQUISITORS ROGUE ROYAL GUARDS

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"Oh the apple? Yeah that's stolen. The princess? Not stolen, believe it or not." | /r/dndmemes

When you get caught... rogue with an apple FAL PRINCESS' HANDMAIDS THE PRINCESS
When you get caught... rogue with an apple FAL PRINCESS' HANDMAIDS THE PRINCESS

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Perhaps sending the Conquest Paladin as a diplomat was the wrong message.. | /r/dndmemes

0 0 DAYS WITHOUT SERIOUS POLITICAL INCIDENT PLAYERS RULING A NATION
0 0 DAYS WITHOUT SERIOUS POLITICAL INCIDENT PLAYERS RULING A NATION

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Should've vetted your hirelings better | /r/dndmemes

PARTY HIRELING LOOK AT ME THIEF WHO RAN OFF WITH PARTY CHEST OF HOLDING I'M THE ADVENTURER NOW
PARTY HIRELING LOOK AT ME THIEF WHO RAN OFF WITH PARTY CHEST OF HOLDING I'M THE ADVENTURER NOW

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Adventurers are now required to clock out for their Short Rests | /r/dndmemes

@HANNAH HILLAM/BUZZFEED Hey, are you sleeping? 7355 Wenn A Short Rest is the adventurer's equivalent to taking a lunch break at work Yes, now shut up
@HANNAH HILLAM/BUZZFEED Hey, are you sleeping? 7355 Wenn A Short Rest is the adventurer's equivalent to taking a lunch break at work Yes, now shut up

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Things that make you go Hmmmm... | /r/dndmemes

Craig Dixon 1h When you encounter the name "Blackmoor", what are some of the first things that come to mind? : Stephen R. Marsh That I wrote all the water/underwater material and Dave Arneson took all the money for my work. 1h Like Reply Craig Dixon Stephen, this I did *not* know. 1h Like Reply 10 Craig Dixon So, there are wheels within wheels for all this ancient skullduggery. Wow. 1h Like Reply Ryan Thompson Stephen R. Marsh the underwater material in that book is some of the most useful stuff there, Kudos to you. It's a shame that most OD&D clones ignore and leave a lot of it out. 1h Like Reply Chet Minton-Artist Stephen R. Marsh Really?! 16m Like Reply Robert Anzelde Stephen R. Marsh More and more of such stories surface over the years 53m Like Reply 2 X Stephen R. Marsh Chet Minton-Artist yes. I was never paid a cent for the use of the monsters, magic items & such. On the other hand, TSR/WOTC only has a revokable non-exclusive license to use the material. I once offered Gary more (without charge-he was negotiating with TSR and it could have improved his leverage) and he turned me down. 12m Like Reply
Craig Dixon 1h When you encounter the name "Blackmoor", what are some of the first things that come to mind? : Stephen R. Marsh That I wrote all the water/underwater material and Dave Arneson took all the money for my work. 1h Like Reply Craig Dixon Stephen, this I did *not* know. 1h Like Reply 10 Craig Dixon So, there are wheels within wheels for all this ancient skullduggery. Wow. 1h Like Reply Ryan Thompson Stephen R. Marsh the underwater material in that book is some of the most useful stuff there, Kudos to you. It's a shame that most OD&D clones ignore and leave a lot of it out. 1h Like Reply Chet Minton-Artist Stephen R. Marsh Really?! 16m Like Reply Robert Anzelde Stephen R. Marsh More and more of such stories surface over the years 53m Like Reply 2 X Stephen R. Marsh Chet Minton-Artist yes. I was never paid a cent for the use of the monsters, magic items & such. On the other hand, TSR/WOTC only has a revokable non-exclusive license to use the material. I once offered Gary more (without charge-he was negotiating with TSR and it could have improved his leverage) and he turned me down. 12m Like Reply

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Well, I prefer the other blaster... | /r/dndmemes

PLAYER Today at 8:36 AM @DungeonMaster no hear met out... 2 DUNGEONMASTER Today at 8:48 AM Ok I'll allow it. it does 2D10 damage but every shot you have to pass a DC 17 STR or take 1D6 damage from the recoil + DC 11 or the gun flies out of your hand + DC 6 or the recoil knocks you prone. Also, you'll be deafened for one hour hearing nothing but ringing and that'll stack for every shot. Loading (interaction). Single shot. Prof heavy crossbow equivalent. Range: 20/50. The blue jackets are a special coating that enable infusions. (edited) 1 000. 1
PLAYER Today at 8:36 AM @DungeonMaster no hear met out... 2 DUNGEONMASTER Today at 8:48 AM Ok I'll allow it. it does 2D10 damage but every shot you have to pass a DC 17 STR or take 1D6 damage from the recoil + DC 11 or the gun flies out of your hand + DC 6 or the recoil knocks you prone. Also, you'll be deafened for one hour hearing nothing but ringing and that'll stack for every shot. Loading (interaction). Single shot. Prof heavy crossbow equivalent. Range: 20/50. The blue jackets are a special coating that enable infusions. (edited) 1 000. 1

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