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Artificer: *bad German accent they've been using all campaign* You know vee haf used zee raise dead schpell on zee warforged? DM: Yes? Artificer: Vell, vee haf bin tooking, unt I vood like to mahk eine kleine adjustment to his exterior. DM: Which is? Warforged: I want a cannon mounted to my shoulder. DM: WHAT?!? Artificer: Obvioosly, vee vood need to be makink zee ammo, so he couldn't use it all zee time, but...ja? DM: I mean... I suppose...? Warforged: *now also using a bad German accent* ICH BIN EIN NECROPANZER!!! DM: PLANEE BOURNAL WINS!
Artificer: *bad German accent they've been using all campaign* You know vee haf used zee raise dead schpell on zee warforged? DM: Yes? Artificer: Vell, vee haf bin tooking, unt I vood like to mahk eine kleine adjustment to his exterior. DM: Which is? Warforged: I want a cannon mounted to my shoulder. DM: WHAT?!? Artificer: Obvioosly, vee vood need to be makink zee ammo, so he couldn't use it all zee time, but...ja? DM: I mean... I suppose...? Warforged: *now also using a bad German accent* ICH BIN EIN NECROPANZER!!! DM: PLANEE BOURNAL WINS!

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WotC don't return my calls. | /r/dndmemes

HOW TO DEFEAT TIAMAT (a simple guide) 1) SUMMON THE ANTI-TIAMAT. Tlamat: Lawful Evil Dragon Goddess Western-Style Chromatic Dragon One body, Five heads (black, blue, green, red and white) Tamiat: Chaotic Good Dragon God Eastern-Style Metallic Dragon One head, Five bodies (brass, bronze, copper, gold and silver) 3538 TAMAIT. COMICPRESS. SOCKSANDPUPPETS.COM
HOW TO DEFEAT TIAMAT (a simple guide) 1) SUMMON THE ANTI-TIAMAT. Tlamat: Lawful Evil Dragon Goddess Western-Style Chromatic Dragon One body, Five heads (black, blue, green, red and white) Tamiat: Chaotic Good Dragon God Eastern-Style Metallic Dragon One head, Five bodies (brass, bronze, copper, gold and silver) 3538 TAMAIT. COMICPRESS. SOCKSANDPUPPETS.COM

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Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? | /r/dndmemes

-Epic Campaign Session Zero- DM: So, what's your backstory? Paladin: I just fought my way out of all nine circles of Hell. DM: Alright, I like it. Going with the Oathbreaker redemption arc. Paladin: No. DM: No? Then why were you cast into Hell? Paladin: I wasn't. My God had a mission, and I volunteered to go. Cleric:
-Epic Campaign Session Zero- DM: So, what's your backstory? Paladin: I just fought my way out of all nine circles of Hell. DM: Alright, I like it. Going with the Oathbreaker redemption arc. Paladin: No. DM: No? Then why were you cast into Hell? Paladin: I wasn't. My God had a mission, and I volunteered to go. Cleric:

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If they die... they die. | /r/dndmemes

Party Elder (via text): Dude, you need to tone down the combat. The rookies are still learning. *remembers this is group chat* DM (via text): You look at them and tell me they don't deserve a TPK! Party rookies:
Party Elder (via text): Dude, you need to tone down the combat. The rookies are still learning. *remembers this is group chat* DM (via text): You look at them and tell me they don't deserve a TPK! Party rookies:

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When backgrounds meet module elements | /r/dndmemes

BUT WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR, YOU DON'T SEE YOUR RELECTION, YOU SEE A FAMILY MEMBER. J + JJG 2 I'M AN ORPHAN. YOU SEE A CHILDHOOD FRIEND. THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM 0 J + I'M AN URCHIN. I'M JUST GOING TO LAY THE MIRROR FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND, BECAUSE IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE. for @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK
BUT WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR, YOU DON'T SEE YOUR RELECTION, YOU SEE A FAMILY MEMBER. J + JJG 2 I'M AN ORPHAN. YOU SEE A CHILDHOOD FRIEND. THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM 0 J + I'M AN URCHIN. I'M JUST GOING TO LAY THE MIRROR FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND, BECAUSE IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE. for @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK

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Prestidigitation! | /r/dndmemes

PRESTIDIGITATION! POOF! PRESTIDIGITATION! D PRESTIDICITATIONIS PRESTI- WHAT DOES PRESTIDIGITATION MEAN, ANYWAY? PRESTIDIGITATION! FOOF!
PRESTIDIGITATION! POOF! PRESTIDIGITATION! D PRESTIDICITATIONIS PRESTI- WHAT DOES PRESTIDIGITATION MEAN, ANYWAY? PRESTIDIGITATION! FOOF!

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On a related note, my kingmaker talespire hexcrawl map is done. | /r/dndmemes

WAIT, YOU LIKE HEX CRAWLS? ME I DO, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING I DON'T
WAIT, YOU LIKE HEX CRAWLS? ME I DO, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING I DON'T

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Such silly family fun when the DM uses a players barbarian who's been possessed to double tap another players downed PC, caving in its skull with a Mace of Disruption... | /r/dndmemes

Dungeon Master (Joseph) Today at 9:03 AM I hope @everyone is ready for another session filled with fun and silly adventures for the whole family! NEW MESSAGES Taramin (Jay) Today at 9:19 AM Silly adventures yeah totally. Watches a man's spine get ripped out ass first Nura (David) Today at 10:00 AM Fun for the whole family, yeah okay. Rips trident out of the skull of mutant werewolves Taramin (Jay) Today at 10:04 AM Yeah the whole family Watches a family of five get slaughtered by two orc brothers Nura (David) Today at 10:04 AM Yeah, fun. Watched our npc loved ones suffering in the mists of a viper kingdom blitzkrieg Taramin (Jay) Today at 10:38 AM Yeah..........fun Watching our ally die to a monster of a man and not being able to do anything about it HOME
Dungeon Master (Joseph) Today at 9:03 AM I hope @everyone is ready for another session filled with fun and silly adventures for the whole family! NEW MESSAGES Taramin (Jay) Today at 9:19 AM Silly adventures yeah totally. Watches a man's spine get ripped out ass first Nura (David) Today at 10:00 AM Fun for the whole family, yeah okay. Rips trident out of the skull of mutant werewolves Taramin (Jay) Today at 10:04 AM Yeah the whole family Watches a family of five get slaughtered by two orc brothers Nura (David) Today at 10:04 AM Yeah, fun. Watched our npc loved ones suffering in the mists of a viper kingdom blitzkrieg Taramin (Jay) Today at 10:38 AM Yeah..........fun Watching our ally die to a monster of a man and not being able to do anything about it HOME

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When you need healing. | /r/dndmemes

2. WOE IS ME, FOR I AM SLAIN! THAT I MIGHT NE'ER AGAIN SEE THE SUN TO RISE. GODS ABOVE! LET ME HEAL THAT. ROLEPLAYING INJURIES: TWO CLASSIC APPROACHES WHAT CRUEL FATE! SAVE YOUR SPELLS FOR LADY SHAMASH. OH STOP OVERACTING. IT'S LIKE, 2HP OF DAMAGE. TOPS. WHATEVER I'M A BARD! OVERACTING IS MY ENTIRE JOB! AT LEAST RETREAT TO SAFETY. YOU'RE HALF DEAD. I CAN STILL FIGHT. I HAVE MORE HIT POINTS THAN FINGERS. CAN I AT LEAST GET A CURE LIGHT WOUNDS? IT REALLY HURTS. How ABOUT A GOODBERRY? CAN I GET A GOODBERRY? No. No. How MANY FINGERS DID YOU LOSE? WHUMP!
2. WOE IS ME, FOR I AM SLAIN! THAT I MIGHT NE'ER AGAIN SEE THE SUN TO RISE. GODS ABOVE! LET ME HEAL THAT. ROLEPLAYING INJURIES: TWO CLASSIC APPROACHES WHAT CRUEL FATE! SAVE YOUR SPELLS FOR LADY SHAMASH. OH STOP OVERACTING. IT'S LIKE, 2HP OF DAMAGE. TOPS. WHATEVER I'M A BARD! OVERACTING IS MY ENTIRE JOB! AT LEAST RETREAT TO SAFETY. YOU'RE HALF DEAD. I CAN STILL FIGHT. I HAVE MORE HIT POINTS THAN FINGERS. CAN I AT LEAST GET A CURE LIGHT WOUNDS? IT REALLY HURTS. How ABOUT A GOODBERRY? CAN I GET A GOODBERRY? No. No. How MANY FINGERS DID YOU LOSE? WHUMP!

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Enemies can have feats too | /r/dndmemes

I RUN PAST THE ENEMY IN ORDER TO ATTACK THE GUY IN ROBES NICE TRY NERD ENEMY WITH SENTINEL FEAT
I RUN PAST THE ENEMY IN ORDER TO ATTACK THE GUY IN ROBES NICE TRY NERD ENEMY WITH SENTINEL FEAT

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If the DM doesn't ask for it, the roll is wasted. | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOU GET PLAYERS WHO ROLL WITHOUT ASKING DM NICE NAT 20, TOO BAD IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHEN YOU GET PLAYERS WHO ROLL WITHOUT ASKING DM NICE NAT 20, TOO BAD IT DOESN'T MATTER

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You do what now??? | /r/dndmemes

I'M PLAYING DND WITH PALS ONLINE. WE ARE VERY BAD AT PUZZLES... Okayyy... lady Statue blocking the door. How do we move her? There has to be clues. Is that blood?? I can use my GOBLIN SENSES to find out! MY GIRLFRIEND CAN ONLY HEAR MY END OF THE GAME. I... I SNIFF THE LADIES FINGERS! Did I Solve the-F--- you, INIBBLE HER FINGERS-IBITE HER HAND OFF Coffee O'Clock. www.sprakcomic.com
I'M PLAYING DND WITH PALS ONLINE. WE ARE VERY BAD AT PUZZLES... Okayyy... lady Statue blocking the door. How do we move her? There has to be clues. Is that blood?? I can use my GOBLIN SENSES to find out! MY GIRLFRIEND CAN ONLY HEAR MY END OF THE GAME. I... I SNIFF THE LADIES FINGERS! Did I Solve the-F--- you, INIBBLE HER FINGERS-IBITE HER HAND OFF Coffee O'Clock. www.sprakcomic.com

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See, it should be in THAC0 units to turn the AC temp down -2 | /r/dndmemes

(Hmm... it's kinda hot today) OD M5R2002 190978 karma redditor for 2y 10m O Hey, Valeros, turn the AC up, please. +2 AC
(Hmm... it's kinda hot today) OD M5R2002 190978 karma redditor for 2y 10m O Hey, Valeros, turn the AC up, please. +2 AC

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Spock has had it with the Bards. | /r/dndmemes

KLEY LEGAL The female Inn-keep might know more information about the bandit camp. Are you going to inquire with persuasion? More like In-quire her. I roll for seduction. O
KLEY LEGAL The female Inn-keep might know more information about the bandit camp. Are you going to inquire with persuasion? More like In-quire her. I roll for seduction. O

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Nom Nom Nom... | /r/dndmemes

Bighayss 2:46 PM I've been informed you post dnd memes from the community INTELLIGENCE ABOUT THE LOCATION OF ENEMIES, PATTERNS OF LIFE, TRAPS, AND DANGERS ON THE TRAIL WHAT I WANTED ARMY OF ROCK-EATING CHIPMUNKS WHAT I GOT
Bighayss 2:46 PM I've been informed you post dnd memes from the community INTELLIGENCE ABOUT THE LOCATION OF ENEMIES, PATTERNS OF LIFE, TRAPS, AND DANGERS ON THE TRAIL WHAT I WANTED ARMY OF ROCK-EATING CHIPMUNKS WHAT I GOT

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Where is this deep, dark internet rabbit hole I can crawl into located? | /r/dndmemes

prokopetz Follow Mainstream tabletop RPGs: Our mechanics are a revolution in game design because the dice you roll are a different shape. Indie tabletop RPGs: Okay, so you're going to need six jelly hands, a packet of edible glitter, and the biggest dildo you can find. prokopetz Follow @firstinthedeck replied: name the jelly hands glitter dildo rpg i wanna play it I assume you're asking in the full knowledge that I never joke about these sorts of things: https://riverhousegames.itch.io/let-these -mermaids-touch-your-d----maybe (Content warnings for, well, it's kind of self explanatory at this point!) Sometimes I really hate being omnipresent
prokopetz Follow Mainstream tabletop RPGs: Our mechanics are a revolution in game design because the dice you roll are a different shape. Indie tabletop RPGs: Okay, so you're going to need six jelly hands, a packet of edible glitter, and the biggest dildo you can find. prokopetz Follow @firstinthedeck replied: name the jelly hands glitter dildo rpg i wanna play it I assume you're asking in the full knowledge that I never joke about these sorts of things: https://riverhousegames.itch.io/let-these -mermaids-touch-your-d----maybe (Content warnings for, well, it's kind of self explanatory at this point!) Sometimes I really hate being omnipresent

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Talk about extemporaneous DMing... | /r/dndmemes

Ragnaroks-AOAA 10:28 PM Me after learning the next arc in our campaign is time travel. made with mematic I'm tired, boss.
Ragnaroks-AOAA 10:28 PM Me after learning the next arc in our campaign is time travel. made with mematic I'm tired, boss.

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Massive damage can kill you instantly | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR HEALER IS ONE OF THEM 'OPTIMIZED' PLAYERS 21 HEALER Lab LEX APE ME BEING UNCONSCIOUS (ATTACK WAS 1 DAMAGE AWAY FROM INSTANT DEATH) 1 HP
WHEN YOUR HEALER IS ONE OF THEM 'OPTIMIZED' PLAYERS 21 HEALER Lab LEX APE ME BEING UNCONSCIOUS (ATTACK WAS 1 DAMAGE AWAY FROM INSTANT DEATH) 1 HP

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There will be bloody consequences... | /r/dndmemes

The morning Cookie returned from vacation to find his lair was broken into by some adventures and his yum yum jar was looted... I'll hunt them down and show them what kind of monster I can really be.
The morning Cookie returned from vacation to find his lair was broken into by some adventures and his yum yum jar was looted... I'll hunt them down and show them what kind of monster I can really be.

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I never leave home without it... | /r/dndmemes

Very few people know this but that very tiny pocket in your jeans is there for a small picture of the Queen of Spiders
Very few people know this but that very tiny pocket in your jeans is there for a small picture of the Queen of Spiders

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