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October 27th 2019, 7:16:38 pm a day ago prokopetz If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn't make it some big high-CR threat it'd just be a regular goose that's capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions: 1. It can show up anywhere, even if there's no reasonable way for it to have gotten there. 2. It seems to have limited ontological intertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they're not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It'd be impossible to prove that it's always the same goose, save for the third notable trait... 3. ...namely, that it doesn't show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don't take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there's no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god hass no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don't force it - the opportunity will arise! There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it's guaranteed to drive your players nuts not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above. battlecrazed-axe-mage I hate it. It's going in every game I run forever Source: prokopetz
October 27th 2019, 7:16:38 pm a day ago prokopetz If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn't make it some big high-CR threat it'd just be a regular goose that's capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions: 1. It can show up anywhere, even if there's no reasonable way for it to have gotten there. 2. It seems to have limited ontological intertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they're not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It'd be impossible to prove that it's always the same goose, save for the third notable trait... 3. ...namely, that it doesn't show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don't take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there's no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god hass no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don't force it - the opportunity will arise! There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it's guaranteed to drive your players nuts not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above. battlecrazed-axe-mage I hate it. It's going in every game I run forever Source: prokopetz

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r/AskReddit Posted by u/DrDoofenward + 6h You are in hell but if you beat the devil in a game of your choice he will let you out, what game would you pick? Discussion t 14.9k 5.5k Share BEST COMMENTS DepressingCactus Now D&D but I get to be the DM. It's a game but with no winning scenario just endless adventures with The Devil and his party. This way I can finally have a sessions all the time. t 1 Reply
r/AskReddit Posted by u/DrDoofenward + 6h You are in hell but if you beat the devil in a game of your choice he will let you out, what game would you pick? Discussion t 14.9k 5.5k Share BEST COMMENTS DepressingCactus Now D&D but I get to be the DM. It's a game but with no winning scenario just endless adventures with The Devil and his party. This way I can finally have a sessions all the time. t 1 Reply

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Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)12:48:26 No.68385012 68385052 >>68384970 It's not only in America. Everything is about politics this days, literally everything. You never know when a friendly chat about rock bands and video games will turn into a discussion about identity politics and progressivism. People can't stay out of that s---. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon) 1 2:53:22 No.68385052 68385097 68385012 it's the satanic panic all over again recently watched some Christian scare films to have a laugh as well as to get some inspiration for a future campaign, and I noticed how disturbingly similar they were to many of the youtube feminists out there, right don to using the exact same arguments and language, only re-flavored. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)12:58:56 No.68385097 68385128 >>68385052 goodwives my friend, goodwives... they are easily offended people who spawn whenever a cultural majority opinion is reached. One of the early D&D first edition books had them as a random town encounter. If the group offended this mideval goodwife lady she'd flip out, call the guards, and get them fined for disturbing the peace. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)13:02:47 No.68385128 68385608 >68385097 >One of the early D&D first edition books had them as a random town encounter. If the group offended this mideval goodwife lady she'd flip out, call the guards, and get them fined for disturbing the peace. Sounds like they were speaking from personal experience. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)1 4:05: 16 No.68385608 68385718>>68389212 >68385128 Actually it was removed in later editions due to the satanic panic, and it wasn't even that bad. Basicly you have a 1 in 50 chance in any small rural village of your group bumping into a guy or gal who is a "Goodwife" discribed as a "Highly orthodox member of a community who places great value on that orthodoxy. If the group violates any local taboo in front of them they will make a fuss and spread negitive rumors or call the guards later on. This can be overcome with a diplomacy check to calm them down." violence against a goodwife only caused the situation to esclate quic kly and made you roll on worse and worse charts that'd probably get you killed in 1st edition. 1st edition was not built for murderhobos. interistingly, the Goodwife can be encountered in any community regardless of it's size, taboos, or values. So you could say... get a goodwife in a ghoul city who flips out because you ain't eating people. a drow who realizes you ain't whipping your man slaves hard enough. or a mountan dwarf who takes his greybeard grumbles to truely epic levels of REEEEEEE Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)14:15:39 No.68385718 >68385608 violence against a goodwife only caused the situation to esclate quickly and made you roll on worse and worse charts that'd probably get you killed almost like real life Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)1 9:03:25 No.68389212 >68385608 lol, sounds to me like they looked into the mirror, and did not like what they saw
Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)12:48:26 No.68385012 68385052 >>68384970 It's not only in America. Everything is about politics this days, literally everything. You never know when a friendly chat about rock bands and video games will turn into a discussion about identity politics and progressivism. People can't stay out of that s---. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon) 1 2:53:22 No.68385052 68385097 68385012 it's the satanic panic all over again recently watched some Christian scare films to have a laugh as well as to get some inspiration for a future campaign, and I noticed how disturbingly similar they were to many of the youtube feminists out there, right don to using the exact same arguments and language, only re-flavored. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)12:58:56 No.68385097 68385128 >>68385052 goodwives my friend, goodwives... they are easily offended people who spawn whenever a cultural majority opinion is reached. One of the early D&D first edition books had them as a random town encounter. If the group offended this mideval goodwife lady she'd flip out, call the guards, and get them fined for disturbing the peace. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)13:02:47 No.68385128 68385608 >68385097 >One of the early D&D first edition books had them as a random town encounter. If the group offended this mideval goodwife lady she'd flip out, call the guards, and get them fined for disturbing the peace. Sounds like they were speaking from personal experience. Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)1 4:05: 16 No.68385608 68385718>>68389212 >68385128 Actually it was removed in later editions due to the satanic panic, and it wasn't even that bad. Basicly you have a 1 in 50 chance in any small rural village of your group bumping into a guy or gal who is a "Goodwife" discribed as a "Highly orthodox member of a community who places great value on that orthodoxy. If the group violates any local taboo in front of them they will make a fuss and spread negitive rumors or call the guards later on. This can be overcome with a diplomacy check to calm them down." violence against a goodwife only caused the situation to esclate quic kly and made you roll on worse and worse charts that'd probably get you killed in 1st edition. 1st edition was not built for murderhobos. interistingly, the Goodwife can be encountered in any community regardless of it's size, taboos, or values. So you could say... get a goodwife in a ghoul city who flips out because you ain't eating people. a drow who realizes you ain't whipping your man slaves hard enough. or a mountan dwarf who takes his greybeard grumbles to truely epic levels of REEEEEEE Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)14:15:39 No.68385718 >68385608 violence against a goodwife only caused the situation to esclate quickly and made you roll on worse and worse charts that'd probably get you killed almost like real life Anonymous 09/16/19(Mon)1 9:03:25 No.68389212 >68385608 lol, sounds to me like they looked into the mirror, and did not like what they saw

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File: angsty demon.jpg (76 KB, 1000x1000) 6835692868357000>6835700468357661683578716835812668358402 68358564 Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:42:08 No.68356701 What's the appeal of low fantasy vs high fantasy? Which one do you prefer, and why? Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:56:26 No.68356928 68356942 >>68356701 (OP) Somewhere in the middle, to avoid Dragon Ball Z style shenanigans while also avoiding the drudgery of some autistic shut-in's idea of realism Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:57:19 No.68356942 >68356928 First post best post yet again Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)21:36:55 No.68358402 File: main jpg (62 KB, 697x422) >>68356701 (OP) that's a good start, kid Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)20:00:54 No.68357004 68356701 (OP) Depends on your definitions. If you go by old definitions, I find low fantasy can be interesting for doing a kind of earth with twists and turns ideas, while high fantasy is great for showing off entirely different or alien concepts. If you go by new definitions, I think low fantasy is often used as an excuse to be a d-------, and high fantasy is often used as an excuse to not really give a s--- about immersion. Ideally both should have their place whether they be in exploring the trials of man in a world with ogres and trolls, or enjoying the wonderment of discovery among worlds composed of islands that float in an astral sea that one needs a flying ship to access and inevitably getting involved in a far bigger plot after pissing off a big fish with connections to multiple of these lands. 68354885 >>68356454 >68357497>68357547>683576046835811168358139>>68358229>68358390 Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)15:28:25 No.68353216 File: Bobby chair intelligence.jpg (25 KB, 500x375) Let's be honest, is there anything more pathetic then low fantasy f---? People will commonly attribute "low fantasy" or "low magic/low power" settings as being mature, intelligent, or more meaningful then other types of settings. Not only is this sentiment dripping with the same type of smug, self righteous pretentious energy as "humans only" f---, but it's not even objectively right. Low fantasy is inherently about the struggles of mud people in mud streams, fighting low fantasy alllows for, and so much more. Not only can you have the high stakes, highly lethal sort of adventure in high fantasy (from low level/early characters struggling against the greater forces of the world), but you can grow that scope to soon encompass an entire campaign setting, or yes, even a multiverse to fight for. The ultimate Good and Evil showdown is inherently more memorable and creative then the "slit the enemy warlord's throat while he sleeps" bit of drek that a "clever" low fantasy player might relish as part of his grime simulator. As though over minor causes or Gods that "aren't actually real Imao what a tweest!", they aren't about heroism or overcoming great obstacles. High fantasy allows for everything the most simplistic, anticlimatic solutions somehow improves the game- they do not. You just think they do, because you have zero imagination. That's the rub- low fantasy lovers are luddites for fantasy. Haters of anything not in the familiar and not in the spirit of their own pessimism. Not just about the world at large, but human nature, which is less excusable. What a pathetic excuse for a person, who is both uncapable of and unwilling to suspend their disbelief for one second to experience the sheer bliss of childlike wonder. No, they're too "mature" and "grown up" for that. I can truly say I have nothing but pity for the low fantasytards. Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:25:01 No.68356454 File: E2EA55A2-37FC-403E-947D-F(.jpg (115 KB, 593x647) >>68353216 This! Realismfags and low fantasyfags in a nutshell.
File: angsty demon.jpg (76 KB, 1000x1000) 6835692868357000>6835700468357661683578716835812668358402 68358564 Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:42:08 No.68356701 What's the appeal of low fantasy vs high fantasy? Which one do you prefer, and why? Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:56:26 No.68356928 68356942 >>68356701 (OP) Somewhere in the middle, to avoid Dragon Ball Z style shenanigans while also avoiding the drudgery of some autistic shut-in's idea of realism Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:57:19 No.68356942 >68356928 First post best post yet again Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)21:36:55 No.68358402 File: main jpg (62 KB, 697x422) >>68356701 (OP) that's a good start, kid Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)20:00:54 No.68357004 68356701 (OP) Depends on your definitions. If you go by old definitions, I find low fantasy can be interesting for doing a kind of earth with twists and turns ideas, while high fantasy is great for showing off entirely different or alien concepts. If you go by new definitions, I think low fantasy is often used as an excuse to be a d-------, and high fantasy is often used as an excuse to not really give a s--- about immersion. Ideally both should have their place whether they be in exploring the trials of man in a world with ogres and trolls, or enjoying the wonderment of discovery among worlds composed of islands that float in an astral sea that one needs a flying ship to access and inevitably getting involved in a far bigger plot after pissing off a big fish with connections to multiple of these lands. 68354885 >>68356454 >68357497>68357547>683576046835811168358139>>68358229>68358390 Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)15:28:25 No.68353216 File: Bobby chair intelligence.jpg (25 KB, 500x375) Let's be honest, is there anything more pathetic then low fantasy f---? People will commonly attribute "low fantasy" or "low magic/low power" settings as being mature, intelligent, or more meaningful then other types of settings. Not only is this sentiment dripping with the same type of smug, self righteous pretentious energy as "humans only" f---, but it's not even objectively right. Low fantasy is inherently about the struggles of mud people in mud streams, fighting low fantasy alllows for, and so much more. Not only can you have the high stakes, highly lethal sort of adventure in high fantasy (from low level/early characters struggling against the greater forces of the world), but you can grow that scope to soon encompass an entire campaign setting, or yes, even a multiverse to fight for. The ultimate Good and Evil showdown is inherently more memorable and creative then the "slit the enemy warlord's throat while he sleeps" bit of drek that a "clever" low fantasy player might relish as part of his grime simulator. As though over minor causes or Gods that "aren't actually real Imao what a tweest!", they aren't about heroism or overcoming great obstacles. High fantasy allows for everything the most simplistic, anticlimatic solutions somehow improves the game- they do not. You just think they do, because you have zero imagination. That's the rub- low fantasy lovers are luddites for fantasy. Haters of anything not in the familiar and not in the spirit of their own pessimism. Not just about the world at large, but human nature, which is less excusable. What a pathetic excuse for a person, who is both uncapable of and unwilling to suspend their disbelief for one second to experience the sheer bliss of childlike wonder. No, they're too "mature" and "grown up" for that. I can truly say I have nothing but pity for the low fantasytards. Anonymous 09/14/19(Sat)19:25:01 No.68356454 File: E2EA55A2-37FC-403E-947D-F(.jpg (115 KB, 593x647) >>68353216 This! Realismfags and low fantasyfags in a nutshell.

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File: 1568339555421 webm (1.5 MB, 720x480) 68330850 6833087968330903>68331204>68331388683327346833325268333268 >68333747 >>6833473268334815»68334899>>6833594368335985 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)03:56:06 No.68330805 Why is unarmed combat even a thing in rulesets? There's never a situation where you would prefer to be unarmed rather than armed Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)03:59:07 No.68330850 68330904 >>68330805 (OP) If your PCs are only in situations they'd prefer then you're a s----- DM. Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:01:21 No.68330879 File: CFUapture png (63 KB, 307x295) 68330904 >>68330805 (OP) >"Hey prison guard, I know I'm a prisoner, but I'd prefer to be armed instead of unarmed, so I'll take my sword with me." "Oh I've been disarmed, hang on mate, ive gotta pick up my sword, I mean why would i want to fight unarmed right?" Gee I f------ wonder what use unarmed combat would be. 2 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:02:21 No.68330903 >>68330805 (OP) Unarmed is useful in every system but GURPS 6833095568330962>683309716833098568330994 >6833101168331046 6833110368331171 6833120468331378 6833146968332734>68333193>>6833323768333252>68333266 >68334721 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:02:35 No.68330904 >>68330879 >»68330850 Ok but why would you SPECIALIZE in it? When you're in the woods, everyone in your party has a weapon, but you're like, NAH IMMA USE MY FIST! 2 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:05:46 No.68330955 »68331456 >>68330904 don't move the goalposts, you asked why there'd even be rules for it, and you got a answer
File: 1568339555421 webm (1.5 MB, 720x480) 68330850 6833087968330903>68331204>68331388683327346833325268333268 >68333747 >>6833473268334815»68334899>>6833594368335985 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)03:56:06 No.68330805 Why is unarmed combat even a thing in rulesets? There's never a situation where you would prefer to be unarmed rather than armed Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)03:59:07 No.68330850 68330904 >>68330805 (OP) If your PCs are only in situations they'd prefer then you're a s----- DM. Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:01:21 No.68330879 File: CFUapture png (63 KB, 307x295) 68330904 >>68330805 (OP) >"Hey prison guard, I know I'm a prisoner, but I'd prefer to be armed instead of unarmed, so I'll take my sword with me." "Oh I've been disarmed, hang on mate, ive gotta pick up my sword, I mean why would i want to fight unarmed right?" Gee I f------ wonder what use unarmed combat would be. 2 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:02:21 No.68330903 >>68330805 (OP) Unarmed is useful in every system but GURPS 6833095568330962>683309716833098568330994 >6833101168331046 6833110368331171 6833120468331378 6833146968332734>68333193>>6833323768333252>68333266 >68334721 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:02:35 No.68330904 >>68330879 >»68330850 Ok but why would you SPECIALIZE in it? When you're in the woods, everyone in your party has a weapon, but you're like, NAH IMMA USE MY FIST! 2 Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)04:05:46 No.68330955 »68331456 >>68330904 don't move the goalposts, you asked why there'd even be rules for it, and you got a answer

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BROther Laughing Man !6Ltud83uedY 11/20/10(Sat)03:18 No. 12863338 File1290241136 jpg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...)jpg) >playing half orc monk decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling grapple EVERYTHING EVERYTHING >EVERY. F------. THING including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly. DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling 200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME '1 roll to pin. Entire table is silent. >I roll to 'pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SO I CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL. F------. TWENTY >lpin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. 'AM LOS TIBURON! And I am...a luchal!" Dragon's neck snaps on impact Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer. "And the winner is... .Los Tiburon!" >high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four.
BROther Laughing Man !6Ltud83uedY 11/20/10(Sat)03:18 No. 12863338 File1290241136 jpg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...)jpg) >playing half orc monk decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling grapple EVERYTHING EVERYTHING >EVERY. F------. THING including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly. DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling 200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME '1 roll to pin. Entire table is silent. >I roll to 'pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SO I CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL. F------. TWENTY >lpin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. 'AM LOS TIBURON! And I am...a luchal!" Dragon's neck snaps on impact Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer. "And the winner is... .Los Tiburon!" >high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four.

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FELICIA GRITASTO BARBARIAN BARD DEBBIE CLERIC LV 8 TIEFLIN6 GADIEL STOUTBOUGH SPRUCENAILS Lv 5 DWARF LVS ELF CAN CURE OTTHERS DEPRESSON SUT NOT THE IR OWN FAVORITE PAST TIME: JUGGLING VERYSPOONY JUST WANTS TO HELP CAN EAT A WHOLE GOLEM LIKE ROGUES BUF COOLER HEALS DAYS ROAST ENEMIES TO DEATH WHAT ARMOR F--- YOUR WAY INTO & OUT oF TRovBLE UNDEAD BULLI I wovLD LikE TO RAGE Do YOu HAVE TIME To TALK ABoUi GREAT Wi6ELER RICeO GAJUGA DRUID JOHN FIGHTER-MAN Lv 6 HUMAN FIGHTER YATHYRA KIXIT Lv DRAGONBORN MONK LV 4 HALFLING CRAZY CAT PERSON DUDE MC BOr GUY EXTRE MELY COviNCING FUR SUITS FAST AS F-- B0 HOPE YoU HAVE A LoT OF DICE RODE DOWN THE HIGHWAY BROKE THE LIMT, WE HT THE TOWN KARATIQUANG FU -MANEUVERS oVER TO YOU ZAPPY BIRD EATS ROCKS FOR BALANCE W AND ANOTHER ONE SPEAKS FOR THE FLEAS LIU KANG SIMATOR BO BURNHAM REFERENCE - KALIMA SASHA STOUTB OUGH ROGMESH WILDHORN Lv S HALF-OR PALADIN ROGUE RANGER LV 7 EIF EMALRIC WRETCHFOOT TERRY CREWS REFERENCE MUST WEAR BLACK LV9 GNOME GOODBERRIES PART CF A BALAN CED BREAKFAST WALL ONE STAB MAN WHATENEMY AC? PLEASE STOP MovING DEUS EX VULTINA OVERWATCH JokE WEIRD OBSESssiON WiTH FEATHERS HURT & HELP - ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, FATNG RAW BOAR S LIVING OFF THE WILDERNESS - DOEST DRINK BECAUSE THEY CANONLY Do CHEAP SHOTS GIVE ENEMIES AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS CHAD MAGICAL Lv 3 DOPPELGANGER BUSMIC ACHBAINE Lv S DWARF SORCERER WARLOCK HUTRAX THE NERDY Lv 4 DRAG ON BORN WIZARD -GETS CHRISTMAS GIFTS No MATTER How GOODTHEY ARE -PLAY DRESS UP FRAIL AF DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILl SAY THE LINE BART - CATCH THESE BURNING HANDS HA HAHA PREPPING SPELS SMELLS NICE my DAD OWNS CASTEND0 CAST ITA DAY THROW IT AWAY SWEARS A LOT BATMANS BELT AS A CLASS MOST COMMON CLASS TO BE MEME PLAYER (CITATION NEEDE D) SWIDDLY SWOODLE YOUR SPINE is Now A NO0DLE NOT A GASS CANNON, JUST GLASS DA

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