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: Anonymous 527 KB PNG 09/30/23(Sat) 14:22:27 No.906900806 >co-worker said she likes pain because we were talking about tattoos >"like in a weird way?" >she looks at me and then looks away before laughing a bit then saying "maybee I can show you if you'd like anon" SHES ON BREAK RN WAS THAT A SIGN SHOULD I GO FOR IT??????? : Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)14:37:23 No.906901169 She's going to push you down some stairs because you give her the ick
: Anonymous 527 KB PNG 09/30/23(Sat) 14:22:27 No.906900806 >co-worker said she likes pain because we were talking about tattoos >"like in a weird way?" >she looks at me and then looks away before laughing a bit then saying "maybee I can show you if you'd like anon" SHES ON BREAK RN WAS THAT A SIGN SHOULD I GO FOR IT??????? : Anonymous 09/30/23(Sat)14:37:23 No.906901169 She's going to push you down some stairs because you give her the ick

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Cash and Cupid | /r/Greentext

25m (9/30 7:11) 906884257 0 Re.0 Img PNG 284KB (655 x 825) · Untitled33_20230816164346-3.png Why are women like this >date a cute girl >she makes quite a bit more money than I do >things get serious so we open a mutual joint bank account in both of our names >she insists 50-50 contributions to the account is fair. It stays like that for years >it's not a big deal and she's kinda hot so whatever >get a new job with a huge increase in pay >I make nearly double what she does now >a week later we get in to a conversation about finances >"I think we should make it so our contrubutions to the joint should be proportional to our income" W--. Have I literally just been a payday to her all this time? Why were porportional contributions off the table when she made more than me? It's all b------- and I feel used. Pic not related
25m (9/30 7:11) 906884257 0 Re.0 Img PNG 284KB (655 x 825) · Untitled33_20230816164346-3.png Why are women like this >date a cute girl >she makes quite a bit more money than I do >things get serious so we open a mutual joint bank account in both of our names >she insists 50-50 contributions to the account is fair. It stays like that for years >it's not a big deal and she's kinda hot so whatever >get a new job with a huge increase in pay >I make nearly double what she does now >a week later we get in to a conversation about finances >"I think we should make it so our contrubutions to the joint should be proportional to our income" W--. Have I literally just been a payday to her all this time? Why were porportional contributions off the table when she made more than me? It's all b------- and I feel used. Pic not related

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Nein nein nein! | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)00:12:56 No.651996397 1695006028687.png 607 KB PNG >Once my indie game that I worked on for three years comes out on Steam, everything will be alright.
:Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)00:12:56 No.651996397 1695006028687.png 607 KB PNG >Once my indie game that I worked on for three years comes out on Steam, everything will be alright.

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Anon has extreme fantasies. | /r/Greentext

File: bdsmlr-10083501-azaOL2Z9Ez.jpg (1.27 MB, 2448x3264) TITLE Help Anonymous 09/04/23(Mon)02:50:33 No.905496406 [Reply]► >>905496453 >>905496463 Hello, I haven't posted here in a while, but I need help and advice with a decision. Let's say, someone since he started watching p--- at 12, until now 32, has been watching harder and harder p---, until he got to BDSM, and eventually he created an account in a BDSM personals site 12 years ago, and since then until now he has been getting into even harder things, both through p--- and conversations with masters. Eventually that person decided he wanted to try the hardest and most exciting thing possible, being kidnapped into permanent slavery, no joke here, if consensual, it's entirely possible. Now this person has not made a decision yet, but has been offered exactly what he asked for, permanent slavery and use as owned property, with no way back, limits or rights. This person has the possibility for this, he only needs to say yes, and it's a done deal. But he's sacred, very sacred to do this, yet there's a huge part of him that really wants this and might eventually override the rest. we wees He needs help with this decision, should he say yes or no, should he send himself into permanent slavery where anything would be possible to be done to him, or should he say no and just forget about this? Keep in mind this has been a dream of the person for over a decade, so it's important to consider that. >>Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)02:51:47 No.905496453 ► >>905496406 (OP) >Let's say, someone since he started watching p--- at 12, until now 32, has been watching harder and harder p--- Stoppee reading here. You should blast your brains out >> Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)02:51:59 No.905496463 ► >>905496406 (OP) Don't do it man. It's not worth it.
File: bdsmlr-10083501-azaOL2Z9Ez.jpg (1.27 MB, 2448x3264) TITLE Help Anonymous 09/04/23(Mon)02:50:33 No.905496406 [Reply]► >>905496453 >>905496463 Hello, I haven't posted here in a while, but I need help and advice with a decision. Let's say, someone since he started watching p--- at 12, until now 32, has been watching harder and harder p---, until he got to BDSM, and eventually he created an account in a BDSM personals site 12 years ago, and since then until now he has been getting into even harder things, both through p--- and conversations with masters. Eventually that person decided he wanted to try the hardest and most exciting thing possible, being kidnapped into permanent slavery, no joke here, if consensual, it's entirely possible. Now this person has not made a decision yet, but has been offered exactly what he asked for, permanent slavery and use as owned property, with no way back, limits or rights. This person has the possibility for this, he only needs to say yes, and it's a done deal. But he's sacred, very sacred to do this, yet there's a huge part of him that really wants this and might eventually override the rest. we wees He needs help with this decision, should he say yes or no, should he send himself into permanent slavery where anything would be possible to be done to him, or should he say no and just forget about this? Keep in mind this has been a dream of the person for over a decade, so it's important to consider that. >>Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)02:51:47 No.905496453 ► >>905496406 (OP) >Let's say, someone since he started watching p--- at 12, until now 32, has been watching harder and harder p--- Stoppee reading here. You should blast your brains out >> Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)02:51:59 No.905496463 ► >>905496406 (OP) Don't do it man. It's not worth it.

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The show needs to end. IDC what Justin Roiland did. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/29/23(Fri)20:10:18 No.90688 They f------ ruined this show and it needs to end. IDC what Roiland did in regards to Adult Swim's decision to continue the series. Without the iconic rick voice, the show is garbage. The voice acting was the best part of the show. The writers of the new season are already showing their hand with "Leg Rick" as seen in the season 7 trailer (a la pickle rick). They're going to rehash jokes they know worked previously because they know normies are just going to eat it up. I'm definitely not watching it.
Anonymous 09/29/23(Fri)20:10:18 No.90688 They f------ ruined this show and it needs to end. IDC what Roiland did in regards to Adult Swim's decision to continue the series. Without the iconic rick voice, the show is garbage. The voice acting was the best part of the show. The writers of the new season are already showing their hand with "Leg Rick" as seen in the season 7 trailer (a la pickle rick). They're going to rehash jokes they know worked previously because they know normies are just going to eat it up. I'm definitely not watching it.

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Anon gets apocryphal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BREAD 09/29/23(Fri)22:24:07 No.15675528 LOCTET www. BEYSERE Mont-Saint-Michel -GettyImages-818591066 (1).jpg 1.04 MB JPG >Be Aubert d'Avranches. >Be a Catholic bishop in Normandy. >The year is 708 CE. >Be asleep in your bed. >Be startled awake by the Archangel, St. Michael, himself, towering over you. >"Build me an church, Aubert." >Have the gaul to look that m----------- in the eye and tell him "no." >Roll over and go back to sleep. >Be asleep in your bed the following night. >Be awoken again by St. Michael. >"Plz build me an church, Aubert." >Tell that scrub to get bent. >Roll over and go back to sleep. >Be asleep in your bed the next night. >Flyboy shows up again. >Dude's finger turns to hot iron. >Hoss puts his finger on your forehead. >Get a f------ hole burnt in your skull. >"I want my church, Aubert." >Build Mont-Saint-Michel off the coast of Normandy. Why are Catholic legends so unhinged?
: Anonymous BREAD 09/29/23(Fri)22:24:07 No.15675528 LOCTET www. BEYSERE Mont-Saint-Michel -GettyImages-818591066 (1).jpg 1.04 MB JPG >Be Aubert d'Avranches. >Be a Catholic bishop in Normandy. >The year is 708 CE. >Be asleep in your bed. >Be startled awake by the Archangel, St. Michael, himself, towering over you. >"Build me an church, Aubert." >Have the gaul to look that m----------- in the eye and tell him "no." >Roll over and go back to sleep. >Be asleep in your bed the following night. >Be awoken again by St. Michael. >"Plz build me an church, Aubert." >Tell that scrub to get bent. >Roll over and go back to sleep. >Be asleep in your bed the next night. >Flyboy shows up again. >Dude's finger turns to hot iron. >Hoss puts his finger on your forehead. >Get a f------ hole burnt in your skull. >"I want my church, Aubert." >Build Mont-Saint-Michel off the coast of Normandy. Why are Catholic legends so unhinged?

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Anon has had it with dashcam videos | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous dash cams 78 KB JPG : Anonymous 30 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous 49 KB PNG 09/28/23(Thu)04:03:38 No.27053056 should I get a dash cam? I'm not trying to record myself pulling stunts and s---. Unsure if it's worth the $200~ + windshield real estate + dangling wires. >>27058519 # View Thread 09/29/23(Fri)04:20:32 No.27056336 09/29/23 (Fri)23:09:08 No.27058348 >>27054423 # >dashcam video of highway >car a few thousand feet ahead loses control and spins out into median >woman in passenger seat starts screaming nonstop like she's being eaten alive >finally shuts up but is still sobbing as video ends and they let those creatures vote 09/30/23(Sat)00:08:06 No.27058519 : Anonymous >>27058348 # australian version >someone does 5 over and gets pulled over >gatesofhellopening.mp3 >excessive and over-the-top laughter and joy >HAHAHA DASH CAM OWNAS OSSTRAYAAAAAA
: Anonymous dash cams 78 KB JPG : Anonymous 30 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous 49 KB PNG 09/28/23(Thu)04:03:38 No.27053056 should I get a dash cam? I'm not trying to record myself pulling stunts and s---. Unsure if it's worth the $200~ + windshield real estate + dangling wires. >>27058519 # View Thread 09/29/23(Fri)04:20:32 No.27056336 09/29/23 (Fri)23:09:08 No.27058348 >>27054423 # >dashcam video of highway >car a few thousand feet ahead loses control and spins out into median >woman in passenger seat starts screaming nonstop like she's being eaten alive >finally shuts up but is still sobbing as video ends and they let those creatures vote 09/30/23(Sat)00:08:06 No.27058519 : Anonymous >>27058348 # australian version >someone does 5 over and gets pulled over >gatesofhellopening.mp3 >excessive and over-the-top laughter and joy >HAHAHA DASH CAM OWNAS OSSTRAYAAAAAA

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Beyond Imagination, Below Intelligence | /r/Greentext

5m (9/30 7:31) · 906885089-0 Re - 0 Img PNG 212KB (503 × 431) · 3ewwl-c34fv-vcct3.png ●●●● : >be mankind >be 21st century >be make amazing advances in technology >be develop artificial intelligence >be just use it to make naked pics with the face of my buddy's sister >thanks science
5m (9/30 7:31) · 906885089-0 Re - 0 Img PNG 212KB (503 × 431) · 3ewwl-c34fv-vcct3.png ●●●● : >be mankind >be 21st century >be make amazing advances in technology >be develop artificial intelligence >be just use it to make naked pics with the face of my buddy's sister >thanks science

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Anon opens Reddit | /r/Greentext

File: b9b.png (13 KB, 454x516) O /b/ Anonymous 09/29/23(Fri)16:10:34 No.906859800 [Reply] >opens reddit >Read some of the dumbest f------ takes >Levels of retardation at dangerous levels, overheating.exe >Opens random girls' profiles >90% of them promoted OF >Read the bitching about being objectified and receiving d--- pics >Read the complaint about incels, aka people that see them as the w----- they make themselves to be >See them get triggered when you compare them to prostitutes >people disagreeing with others when they have the same dumb f------ takes, but their reading comprehension is that of a dead iguana >MuST gEt muh kArmA Does anyone even enjoys that s--- of a platform? It honestly makes me upset seeing these levels of autism being so prevalent. It has to be some elaborate joke, or some parody of humanity made by Al.
File: b9b.png (13 KB, 454x516) O /b/ Anonymous 09/29/23(Fri)16:10:34 No.906859800 [Reply] >opens reddit >Read some of the dumbest f------ takes >Levels of retardation at dangerous levels, overheating.exe >Opens random girls' profiles >90% of them promoted OF >Read the bitching about being objectified and receiving d--- pics >Read the complaint about incels, aka people that see them as the w----- they make themselves to be >See them get triggered when you compare them to prostitutes >people disagreeing with others when they have the same dumb f------ takes, but their reading comprehension is that of a dead iguana >MuST gEt muh kArmA Does anyone even enjoys that s--- of a platform? It honestly makes me upset seeing these levels of autism being so prevalent. It has to be some elaborate joke, or some parody of humanity made by Al.

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Paying for Hearts | /r/Greentext

1h (9/29 21:14) · 74900248 4 Re. 1 Img PNG 170KB (1714 × 1300) · file.png 3 Replies Features Match. Chat, Meet. Unlimited Likes Unlimited Rewinds Passport To Any Location Hide Advertisements 5 Super Likes a week 1 Free Boost a month See Who Likes You New Top Picks every day Message before Matching Prioritized Likes See the likes you've sent in the last 7 days tinder tinder+* tinder tinder . . . . >Start using tinder again >time goes by get decent matches but no luck >people im swiping are all wealthy and have nothing special to themself >50% off Tinder Platinum offer shows up >Just got paid so decide to try it out >Almost every swipe has something I like >Get 10+ matches a day >Wake up to 20 likes Dating is literally pay to win, I hate this planet ●●●
1h (9/29 21:14) · 74900248 4 Re. 1 Img PNG 170KB (1714 × 1300) · file.png 3 Replies Features Match. Chat, Meet. Unlimited Likes Unlimited Rewinds Passport To Any Location Hide Advertisements 5 Super Likes a week 1 Free Boost a month See Who Likes You New Top Picks every day Message before Matching Prioritized Likes See the likes you've sent in the last 7 days tinder tinder+* tinder tinder . . . . >Start using tinder again >time goes by get decent matches but no luck >people im swiping are all wealthy and have nothing special to themself >50% off Tinder Platinum offer shows up >Just got paid so decide to try it out >Almost every swipe has something I like >Get 10+ matches a day >Wake up to 20 likes Dating is literally pay to win, I hate this planet ●●●

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Anon socializes | /r/Greentext

← /b/905900605/ /b/905900605 Anonymous 0 minutes ago Please be patient I have autism ✩ C: 905900605 >be me >Call in to gym to make sure they're open >"Hey just calling to make sure you're open on the holidays, but you answered so it's clear to you are haha, but I didn't want to just hang up anyway thanks" > "Sir it's 9/11 what's wrong with you Updating in 4 Replies: 0 / Images: 0 / Posters: 1
← /b/905900605/ /b/905900605 Anonymous 0 minutes ago Please be patient I have autism ✩ C: 905900605 >be me >Call in to gym to make sure they're open >"Hey just calling to make sure you're open on the holidays, but you answered so it's clear to you are haha, but I didn't want to just hang up anyway thanks" > "Sir it's 9/11 what's wrong with you Updating in 4 Replies: 0 / Images: 0 / Posters: 1

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Anon likes Bully Maguire | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Symbiote from Spider-Man 3(...) 98 KB JPG 09/29/23(Fri)09:06:07 No.190413351 >Symbiote gets Peter: >More Power >Respect >Staff Job (Double the Money) >Drip (Pic related) >Bitches (Stacies Gwen, Betty and Ursula vs Becky Mary Jane) >And yet Peter rejects it because "It makes me meannn!1!1!" >Bro literally lives in NYC. F------ everyone is "Mean." And I'm pretty sure no one is gonna knock Spider-Man for killing the human/sand creature that as far as they know, has been terrorizing their city for the past couple of weeks. >Tl;dr Why does Peter choose to get rid of the symbiote???? Is he stupid????
: Anonymous The Symbiote from Spider-Man 3(...) 98 KB JPG 09/29/23(Fri)09:06:07 No.190413351 >Symbiote gets Peter: >More Power >Respect >Staff Job (Double the Money) >Drip (Pic related) >Bitches (Stacies Gwen, Betty and Ursula vs Becky Mary Jane) >And yet Peter rejects it because "It makes me meannn!1!1!" >Bro literally lives in NYC. F------ everyone is "Mean." And I'm pretty sure no one is gonna knock Spider-Man for killing the human/sand creature that as far as they know, has been terrorizing their city for the past couple of weeks. >Tl;dr Why does Peter choose to get rid of the symbiote???? Is he stupid????

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Anon discovers society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue) 10:16:03 No.74867350 >man wears anime girl t-shirt >"eww what a creepy weirdo" *gets weird looks* >woman wears an anime girl t-shirt >"wow so cute and kawaii! such an adorable egirl Imao!" why society like this?
Anonymous 30 KB JPG 09/26/23(Tue) 10:16:03 No.74867350 >man wears anime girl t-shirt >"eww what a creepy weirdo" *gets weird looks* >woman wears an anime girl t-shirt >"wow so cute and kawaii! such an adorable egirl Imao!" why society like this?

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Evolution of Empathy | /r/Greentext

20m (9/30 2:56) 906873940-2 Re - 0 Img JPG 47KB (566 x 528) FS2BOS1agAA40_A.jpg ●●● How my worldview concerning humanity developed: > Me as a teenager: People are naturally bad. > Me in an early adulthood: There is a lot of evil in this world, but in the end, we all are human beings and with enough mutual understanding, we can all get along and live in harmony. > Me now: Some groups of people are more prone to be bad.
20m (9/30 2:56) 906873940-2 Re - 0 Img JPG 47KB (566 x 528) FS2BOS1agAA40_A.jpg ●●● How my worldview concerning humanity developed: > Me as a teenager: People are naturally bad. > Me in an early adulthood: There is a lot of evil in this world, but in the end, we all are human beings and with enough mutual understanding, we can all get along and live in harmony. > Me now: Some groups of people are more prone to be bad.

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Anon eats a steak | /r/Greentext

File: 6oz. Filet Mignon-2.jpg (142 KB, 500x500) Anonymous (ID: 1Z52fx/) 07/27/14(Sun)23:46:03 No.559097619 [Reply] ► We green text our steak/meat horror stories. I'll start >be me >at my distant cousins house for dinner >I love steak; we're having filet for dinner, so I'm excited >see my much older cousin at the grill cooking the steaks >he turns the steaks over, by stabbing them with forks instead of tongs >I start to worry >he asks how I like my steak >"medium rare" >maybe it'll turn out good >they're done, so he stabs them off the grill and puts them on a plate >he immediately picks up the fork and a big knife >OH GOD NO >I should have stopped him >I COULD have stopped him. Never forget >Beguns cutting into the steaks straight off the grill >Delicious meat juice starts running out of the filets >Oh the humanity >keeps cutting until ALL of the steaks are in 1/2 inch thin strips >I wan't to cry out >Can't because I don't wan't to be rude >$150 worth of filet mignon destroyed >Proceed to eat the grayest, toughest, dryest, most horrible steak of my life. >I should have been rude
File: 6oz. Filet Mignon-2.jpg (142 KB, 500x500) Anonymous (ID: 1Z52fx/) 07/27/14(Sun)23:46:03 No.559097619 [Reply] ► We green text our steak/meat horror stories. I'll start >be me >at my distant cousins house for dinner >I love steak; we're having filet for dinner, so I'm excited >see my much older cousin at the grill cooking the steaks >he turns the steaks over, by stabbing them with forks instead of tongs >I start to worry >he asks how I like my steak >"medium rare" >maybe it'll turn out good >they're done, so he stabs them off the grill and puts them on a plate >he immediately picks up the fork and a big knife >OH GOD NO >I should have stopped him >I COULD have stopped him. Never forget >Beguns cutting into the steaks straight off the grill >Delicious meat juice starts running out of the filets >Oh the humanity >keeps cutting until ALL of the steaks are in 1/2 inch thin strips >I wan't to cry out >Can't because I don't wan't to be rude >$150 worth of filet mignon destroyed >Proceed to eat the grayest, toughest, dryest, most horrible steak of my life. >I should have been rude

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Anon goes to the beach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/13(Sun)19:45:44 UTC-5 No.6215899 >>6214437 (OP) >Eating sandwich at beach >Skipping stones >Watching the sunset and thinking about life >Throw sandwich into ocean >Bite rock people saw Replies: >>6215917
Anonymous 03/24/13(Sun)19:45:44 UTC-5 No.6215899 >>6214437 (OP) >Eating sandwich at beach >Skipping stones >Watching the sunset and thinking about life >Throw sandwich into ocean >Bite rock people saw Replies: >>6215917

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Inflation has gotten out of control | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: v8j42GTY) Inflation out of control 05/25/23(Thu)11:16:13 No.428262156 RE ceesqm477v1b1[1].png 165 KB PNG Last week my mash castle only cost £4.50 to make, and now the ingredients are £5.90 I nearly had to leave out the sausage bridge.
Anonymous (ID: v8j42GTY) Inflation out of control 05/25/23(Thu)11:16:13 No.428262156 RE ceesqm477v1b1[1].png 165 KB PNG Last week my mash castle only cost £4.50 to make, and now the ingredients are £5.90 I nearly had to leave out the sausage bridge.

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Anon Delivers Some Poetic Justice | /r/Greentext

File: 86434863.jpg (57 KB, 369x371) ☐ Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)17:28:06 No.190261012 ► >>190261074 >>190261560 >remember that time you didn't tip your waitress? >well now your strapped to a machine that shoves piranhas up your ass ☐ Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)17:55:05 No.190261560 ► >>190261012 (OP) >Your Honor, on the count of illegal possession of exotic fish we find the defendent: Guilty >On the count of felony sodomy-b---------- we find the defendent: Guilty >On the count of felony kidnapping we find the defendent: Guilty >On the count of first degree murder death kill we find the defendent: Not Guilty >Now play the tape again for the court to remind the surviving family members that the victim could have simply lived without genitals, eyeballs, or arms if the victim simply had cut off his d--- to f--- himself in the ass with his detached d--- to bait the piranha back out of his ass so he could then let them eat his eyeballs away until he found the key to freedom through the doorway too narrow for arms that he could have fit through after table sawing his arms off.
File: 86434863.jpg (57 KB, 369x371) ☐ Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)17:28:06 No.190261012 ► >>190261074 >>190261560 >remember that time you didn't tip your waitress? >well now your strapped to a machine that shoves piranhas up your ass ☐ Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)17:55:05 No.190261560 ► >>190261012 (OP) >Your Honor, on the count of illegal possession of exotic fish we find the defendent: Guilty >On the count of felony sodomy-b---------- we find the defendent: Guilty >On the count of felony kidnapping we find the defendent: Guilty >On the count of first degree murder death kill we find the defendent: Not Guilty >Now play the tape again for the court to remind the surviving family members that the victim could have simply lived without genitals, eyeballs, or arms if the victim simply had cut off his d--- to f--- himself in the ass with his detached d--- to bait the piranha back out of his ass so he could then let them eat his eyeballs away until he found the key to freedom through the doorway too narrow for arms that he could have fit through after table sawing his arms off.

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Anon though he had stealthy shades | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 218 KB JPG 09/29/23(Fri)19:03:45 No.74899357 >Go to the city during the day >Put on my cool sunglasses so I can look at people without them knowing >Stare at women as I walk because I don't get to look at them in real life much >They look back for extended periods of time >Weird >Look at my reflection in car window >Realize my eyes are plainly visible in the sunlight
: Anonymous 218 KB JPG 09/29/23(Fri)19:03:45 No.74899357 >Go to the city during the day >Put on my cool sunglasses so I can look at people without them knowing >Stare at women as I walk because I don't get to look at them in real life much >They look back for extended periods of time >Weird >Look at my reflection in car window >Realize my eyes are plainly visible in the sunlight

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: Anonymous ArmA 3 Procedural Mod ARMA 70 KB JPG 09/28/23(Thu)13:55:42 No.90679155 >be me, september last year, 21 years old. >coming back home from college one weekend for independence day and a constitutional vote >I've been messing around with a random arma 3 mod that lets you survive on any map by placing a character and clicking play by f------ around on the editor for a bit. >dad has a job near the capital so he has to commute twice per month, he's coming back home this evening because of festivities and the referendum constitutional vote 2 days later. >mom knocks on door telling me to get ready to open the gate for dad in a bit >whatevs >30 mins pass >mom is worried dad isn't back yet, I don't pay much attention to it since he often delays due to traffic or whatever >Setting up a sniper spot in central kavala looking down a major road, adding chairs, tables, props, making it look used, worn, as a chuckle sammy episode plays in the background >mom barges in, tells me there's a couple parked outside, and that they're saying my dad's been in an accident. >leave the room, talk to them, find out he's the only person involved >drive my mom to the hospital, he's not there yet >we wait at the back for an ambulance to arrive, my nurse sister arrives, she's in shock, it's nightime >we wait for an hour until a cop arrives, he formally notifies us, shows me a picture of the car. >a guardral had gone through the back of the car, and penetrated it, coming out the seam of the front right door >lots of blood on the airbags >2 hours pass but they feel like 6 >ambulances after ambulances keep arriving but dad is nowhere to be found, there's another family at the back of the hospital, they enter behind someone being brough in on a stretcher >9pm and dad finally arrives >the ambulance's doors open, he's brought in, his arms are moving, seems to be semi conscious. >mom calls out to him >think to myself he'll be fine and telling us what happened the next day, i feel p----- since he promised not to drive after his first big accident 2 years before i was born. 1/2 : Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)13:56:31 No.906791570 >3 days later he dies from a multisystemic failure caused by a brain hemorrhage, facilitated by a lung contussion that didn't let him be airlifted to the regional hospital, the one with brain surgeons and the equipment they need to treat him. >come back home, ArmA is still running, my character hasn't died, there's hundreds of dead NPCs around the house due to faction infighting and the respawn script i put together, game is running at 4fps, my computer is overheating. >shut it off >break down. >switch my vote on his behalf >spend the next week obsessing on beamng as a coping mechanism >1 year later >be me, 22 years old. >the constitution still hasn't changed >barely play beamng anymore >still slowly healing >still play arma >still in college >still miss you dad 2/2 >>906791604 # >>906791649 # >>906791733 # 09/28/23(Thu)13:56:49 No.906791582 : Anonymous >>906791550 (OP) # Not sure who f------ asked for this wall off s--- f-----, now go kill yourgolf fat n-----
: Anonymous ArmA 3 Procedural Mod ARMA 70 KB JPG 09/28/23(Thu)13:55:42 No.90679155 >be me, september last year, 21 years old. >coming back home from college one weekend for independence day and a constitutional vote >I've been messing around with a random arma 3 mod that lets you survive on any map by placing a character and clicking play by f------ around on the editor for a bit. >dad has a job near the capital so he has to commute twice per month, he's coming back home this evening because of festivities and the referendum constitutional vote 2 days later. >mom knocks on door telling me to get ready to open the gate for dad in a bit >whatevs >30 mins pass >mom is worried dad isn't back yet, I don't pay much attention to it since he often delays due to traffic or whatever >Setting up a sniper spot in central kavala looking down a major road, adding chairs, tables, props, making it look used, worn, as a chuckle sammy episode plays in the background >mom barges in, tells me there's a couple parked outside, and that they're saying my dad's been in an accident. >leave the room, talk to them, find out he's the only person involved >drive my mom to the hospital, he's not there yet >we wait at the back for an ambulance to arrive, my nurse sister arrives, she's in shock, it's nightime >we wait for an hour until a cop arrives, he formally notifies us, shows me a picture of the car. >a guardral had gone through the back of the car, and penetrated it, coming out the seam of the front right door >lots of blood on the airbags >2 hours pass but they feel like 6 >ambulances after ambulances keep arriving but dad is nowhere to be found, there's another family at the back of the hospital, they enter behind someone being brough in on a stretcher >9pm and dad finally arrives >the ambulance's doors open, he's brought in, his arms are moving, seems to be semi conscious. >mom calls out to him >think to myself he'll be fine and telling us what happened the next day, i feel p----- since he promised not to drive after his first big accident 2 years before i was born. 1/2 : Anonymous 09/28/23(Thu)13:56:31 No.906791570 >3 days later he dies from a multisystemic failure caused by a brain hemorrhage, facilitated by a lung contussion that didn't let him be airlifted to the regional hospital, the one with brain surgeons and the equipment they need to treat him. >come back home, ArmA is still running, my character hasn't died, there's hundreds of dead NPCs around the house due to faction infighting and the respawn script i put together, game is running at 4fps, my computer is overheating. >shut it off >break down. >switch my vote on his behalf >spend the next week obsessing on beamng as a coping mechanism >1 year later >be me, 22 years old. >the constitution still hasn't changed >barely play beamng anymore >still slowly healing >still play arma >still in college >still miss you dad 2/2 >>906791604 # >>906791649 # >>906791733 # 09/28/23(Thu)13:56:49 No.906791582 : Anonymous >>906791550 (OP) # Not sure who f------ asked for this wall off s--- f-----, now go kill yourgolf fat n-----

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