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commies and fascists arguing about which genocider was the least evil kittyboy gaming (ID: Axb+91my 10/22/23(Sun)15:40:25 No.445917643 >Whats the point in arguing about mass murder. >idiot commies will say "hitler bad cuz le number!!" >then capitalists will say "stalin bad cuz le number!!" >shut up!!! killing is BAD!! 1 million killed doesn't make you any less evil than 2 million killed. YOU'RE BOTH EVIL!!!!
commies and fascists arguing about which genocider was the least evil kittyboy gaming (ID: Axb+91my 10/22/23(Sun)15:40:25 No.445917643 >Whats the point in arguing about mass murder. >idiot commies will say "hitler bad cuz le number!!" >then capitalists will say "stalin bad cuz le number!!" >shut up!!! killing is BAD!! 1 million killed doesn't make you any less evil than 2 million killed. YOU'RE BOTH EVIL!!!!

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Anon investigates a case in his country | /r/Greentext

/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.
/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.

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Anon investigates a case in his country | /r/Greentext

/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.
/b/ average day in brazil Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)20:05:55 No.908053728 [Reply] This is a actual story that happened in my country. > 2013 > a husband and wife (both cops) are in the middle of exposing a corruption scandal in the police department > suddenly they both die in their house This is the conclusion that the police came to and was backedup up by the media and experts: > their 13 old son (with no mental illness sign) took one of their guns, with no training and killed his dad, mom, and both his aunts in the same house in a matter of minutes > he then stole his dads car and drove to his school, came back and killed himself > the case was quickly closed because, as the police said, most of the scene wasnt suited for expertise analysis cause too many cops appeared and entered the house > the media then proceeeded to blame... videogames! Turns the kid had a assassins creed photo in his facebook, so news channels started saying the game made him into a killer. > case got closed and the whole country moved into the next b------- that was abbout to happen cause this crap happens daily I hate this f------ country so much, I cant stand it. If I had the skills, I would ted kazcynski every f------ news channel I could at least.

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Nice anon atta boi | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/30/19(Wed)17:41:25 No.791386068 55 KB JPG How autistic am I /b/? >be 8 > sleep at grandmas >can never sleep because she puts plastic on the bed in case I piss myself >never piss myself >goes on for years > trouble in family never see her >13 years later > out of town for work stay at her place > go out with co workers and drink all night >come back to grandmas >no plastic fuckyea.jpg > sleep amazing > wake up covered in piss because I drank too much
Anonymous 01/30/19(Wed)17:41:25 No.791386068 55 KB JPG How autistic am I /b/? >be 8 > sleep at grandmas >can never sleep because she puts plastic on the bed in case I piss myself >never piss myself >goes on for years > trouble in family never see her >13 years later > out of town for work stay at her place > go out with co workers and drink all night >come back to grandmas >no plastic fuckyea.jpg > sleep amazing > wake up covered in piss because I drank too much

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Anon respects Wizarding fruit ninja | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)10:17:58 No.191258725 Walden_macnair.jpg 28 KB JPG >The hippogriff le... ESCAPED? AAAAAH BRACE YOURSELF PUMPKINMAN, I'M GOING F------ INSAAAANE!!!
: Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)10:17:58 No.191258725 Walden_macnair.jpg 28 KB JPG >The hippogriff le... ESCAPED? AAAAAH BRACE YOURSELF PUMPKINMAN, I'M GOING F------ INSAAAANE!!!

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Anon respects Wizarding fruit ninja | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)10:17:58 No.191258725 Walden_macnair.jpg 28 KB JPG >The hippogriff le... ESCAPED? AAAAAH BRACE YOURSELF PUMPKINMAN, I'M GOING F------ INSAAAANE!!!
: Anonymous 10/22/23(Sun)10:17:58 No.191258725 Walden_macnair.jpg 28 KB JPG >The hippogriff le... ESCAPED? AAAAAH BRACE YOURSELF PUMPKINMAN, I'M GOING F------ INSAAAANE!!!

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Anon on June 17th. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: bbgL6iks 06/18/21(Fri) 14:06:52 No.326478624 280 KB JPG >june 17th >juneteenth eve >leave tray of fried chicken and watermelon slices out for the ghost of harriet tubman >wake up the next morning >"Dad where did my bike go?" >mfw its a Juneteenth miracle
Anonymous (ID: bbgL6iks 06/18/21(Fri) 14:06:52 No.326478624 280 KB JPG >june 17th >juneteenth eve >leave tray of fried chicken and watermelon slices out for the ghost of harriet tubman >wake up the next morning >"Dad where did my bike go?" >mfw its a Juneteenth miracle

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Anon on June 17th. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: bbgL6iks 06/18/21(Fri) 14:06:52 No.326478624 280 KB JPG >june 17th >juneteenth eve >leave tray of fried chicken and watermelon slices out for the ghost of harriet tubman >wake up the next morning >"Dad where did my bike go?" >mfw its a Juneteenth miracle
Anonymous (ID: bbgL6iks 06/18/21(Fri) 14:06:52 No.326478624 280 KB JPG >june 17th >juneteenth eve >leave tray of fried chicken and watermelon slices out for the ghost of harriet tubman >wake up the next morning >"Dad where did my bike go?" >mfw its a Juneteenth miracle

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Anon spill spaghetti | /r/Greentext

File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..
File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..

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File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..
File: EnX4v-gXEAEkBNm.jpg (48 KB, 646x700) Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)10:46:00 No.64526885 [Reply] ► >Just went to the store >Go to the checkout >See boy at the register >Look closer >Its a 8/10 redheaded innocent looking qt tomboy >striking smile that makes you feel starstruck >spill spaghetti >'want the receipt?' >y-you too >walk away imagining life together I want a tomboy gf real bad bros..

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Anon hit rock bottom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..
Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..

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Anon hit rock bottom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..
Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:16:51 No.41556855 Is there a fembot with a feminine voice who could record some phrases for me on vocaroo? 42 KB PNG >Welcome back! >How are you? >How was work? >I believe in you. >Keep it up! >You're really smart. I know you can do better. >Become the best doctor you can be. >I love you. In separate files please. Thank you very much. : Anonymous 12/04/17(Mon)11:24:10 No.41556962 H--------, this is too sad..

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Anon goes to a bar. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178
: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178

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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178
: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/23/23(Mon)02:49:33 >walk into a bar alone hoping to make friends >everyone appears to be in their own groups >drink alone in a corner for 20 minutes then leave No.75153178

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Germany.jpg | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/22/2023, 12:59:35 AM No.26665120 1 KB PNG > Be me > Lost a bunch of land after invading neighbor > Angry population elects radical antisemitic revanchist fascist regime with genocidal aspirations > Reinvade much larger neighbor to the east > Capture and kill a bunch of Jews along the way > Get btfo'd by their larger military > Capital city bombed out in air raids > Be Gaza > Pic unrelated
Anonymous 10/22/2023, 12:59:35 AM No.26665120 1 KB PNG > Be me > Lost a bunch of land after invading neighbor > Angry population elects radical antisemitic revanchist fascist regime with genocidal aspirations > Reinvade much larger neighbor to the east > Capture and kill a bunch of Jews along the way > Get btfo'd by their larger military > Capital city bombed out in air raids > Be Gaza > Pic unrelated

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Alabama has entered the chat | /r/Greentext

11 Anonymous No.219671854 (ID: RBA6ZhLx) 07/16/19(Tue)20:39:14 >>219672009 >>219672036 >>219672100 >>219672237 >>219673135>>219673226 >>219674567 >>219675130 V 1445054120749.jpg (8 KB, 210x251) google yandex iqdb wait >watching game of thrones with parents and older sister last week >episode 1 >m----- sex scene with naked ladies >sister shouts "anon, look away!" >ask why >"aren't you still a virgin?" >family giggles >i----- scene comes up >try to be funny and say "see, you could help me with that sis!" >complete silence for a minute >sister gets incredibly offended and awkward >mom gets angry >dad screams "what the f--- is wrong with you?" >go to my room and cry
11 Anonymous No.219671854 (ID: RBA6ZhLx) 07/16/19(Tue)20:39:14 >>219672009 >>219672036 >>219672100 >>219672237 >>219673135>>219673226 >>219674567 >>219675130 V 1445054120749.jpg (8 KB, 210x251) google yandex iqdb wait >watching game of thrones with parents and older sister last week >episode 1 >m----- sex scene with naked ladies >sister shouts "anon, look away!" >ask why >"aren't you still a virgin?" >family giggles >i----- scene comes up >try to be funny and say "see, you could help me with that sis!" >complete silence for a minute >sister gets incredibly offended and awkward >mom gets angry >dad screams "what the f--- is wrong with you?" >go to my room and cry

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Father son breeding | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 282 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)15:40:33 No.65622177 good vibes >>65621423 (OP) # >be me >start growing weed in my closet >dad finds out >suggests I move it to the media room so the plant has better temps w-- nice >he continues to check up on the progress of the plant and buys me things that I needed for it >talks about his friends from back in the day that had a growop in their basement
Anonymous 282 KB PNG 10/03/21(Sun)15:40:33 No.65622177 good vibes >>65621423 (OP) # >be me >start growing weed in my closet >dad finds out >suggests I move it to the media room so the plant has better temps w-- nice >he continues to check up on the progress of the plant and buys me things that I needed for it >talks about his friends from back in the day that had a growop in their basement

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Anon living the moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 64 KB JPG 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of it's soul and enslaved by technocrats
Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 64 KB JPG 05/04/21(Tue)17:19:31 No.63516350 >one shot at life >born too late to experience the early and mid 20th century >born too early to experience a major collapse and the rebuilding of pre-industrial society >born just in time to experience the digital age were humanity is slowly being drained of it's soul and enslaved by technocrats

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Anon is confused by the Corridor Crew | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Al slop ORIGINAL 10/22/23(Sun)21:59:08 No.654985986 FACEMORPH We try Putting Photoreal Faces in Video Games 498K views 2w ago ...more Corridor Crew 6.24M Subscribe Screenshot_20231022_215226_YouTube.jpg 171 KB JPG Why are Al chuds like this? >hurr durr video games have plastic faces >I know! Lets use Al! >faces came out look devoid of details and soulless >still look like plastic Also w-- happen to these guys? Why have they been sucking Al c--- so much for the past couple of years?
: Anonymous Al slop ORIGINAL 10/22/23(Sun)21:59:08 No.654985986 FACEMORPH We try Putting Photoreal Faces in Video Games 498K views 2w ago ...more Corridor Crew 6.24M Subscribe Screenshot_20231022_215226_YouTube.jpg 171 KB JPG Why are Al chuds like this? >hurr durr video games have plastic faces >I know! Lets use Al! >faces came out look devoid of details and soulless >still look like plastic Also w-- happen to these guys? Why have they been sucking Al c--- so much for the past couple of years?

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Anon feels like a movie character | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:39:25 No.874856366 I can't stop acting like I'm in a dark movie. >Cousin talks to me >Eventually asks me the question "what did you lose?" >Whisper "Everything" with a dead stare 69 KB JPG >Meet this one chick >We talk >She tells me a joke >I whisper "That's funny" with a dead stare and no emotion Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:58:59 No.874857421 The movie must be Rain Man because you're autistic. >>874857470 # >>874857927 #
: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:39:25 No.874856366 I can't stop acting like I'm in a dark movie. >Cousin talks to me >Eventually asks me the question "what did you lose?" >Whisper "Everything" with a dead stare 69 KB JPG >Meet this one chick >We talk >She tells me a joke >I whisper "That's funny" with a dead stare and no emotion Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)20:58:59 No.874857421 The movie must be Rain Man because you're autistic. >>874857470 # >>874857927 #

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