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"PATRIOTISM MEANS TO STAND BY THE COUNTRY. IT DOES NOT MEAN TO STAND BY THE PRESIDENT THEODORE ROOSEVELT

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TEDDY ROOSEVELT "Death had to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight."-Thomas Marshall

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JOHN MARSHALL (1755-1835). /nChief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, 1801-1835. Marshall having a misadventure in the Library of Congress

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I-1 thisstorywillsuck 928 points 17 hours ago The sun hung low in the sky over the Potomac River. The presidents ran as fast as their legs would carry them over the blood-soaked bridge. They stumbled over the bodies of presidents and monarchs as they fled back to Washington At last, they reached land and caught their breath "Rally, men!" Ulysses Grant yelled before taking a swig from his flask. "Reform the line! We hold them at the shore!" "For God sake, Grant!" George HW Bush replied, looking back at the advancing British monarchs. "They've taken my son prisoner! We have to negotiate." "They have five of us prisoner," Thomas Jefferson said with a sigh. "And, if my count is correct, there's only eight of us of left and twenty of them. Compromise is starting to look like a better option." "You know all about compromise, don't you Thomas," Barack Obama said angrily. "You had no trouble making that three-fifths compromise during your presidency." "I will not let someone like you criticize my presidency," Jefferson said, advancing on Obama And what do you mean by 'someone like me?"" Obama replied, staring down his predecessor "That's, erah, enough boys," came the distinctive speech pattern of John F Kennedy. "Save it for the enemy Initially, the battle had gone well for the presidents. Teddy Roosevelt showed excellent leadership and fought like a man possessed. He was the first to draw blood when he threw a spear into the back of Henry V's head in the middle of his St Crispin's day speech It's hard to say exactly where things went wrong. George Washington had fought conservatively but, when he saw George III, his thirst for revenge took over. Blinded by rage, the nation's founder was killed by Edward Longshanks Despite all their losses, the battle still seemed winnable until the presidents suffered the greatest blow to moral Teddy Roosevelt, while holding Edward III and Edward IV in a headlock with each arm, was speared in the chest by King John. Without releasing the two Edwards, Roosevelt fell backwards, off the bridge, into the roaring Potomac Faced with the loss of their leader, the remaining Presidents had no choice but to flee. Now, they had no leader, eight men remaining, and twenty monarchs advancing over the bridge William the Conquerer stepped forward with five prisoners and forced them to their knees "Good evening, gentlemen," he said, wiping blood from his sword. "I think this bloodshed has gone on long enough Surrender the city to us, and your lives will be spared. Persist, and you will all die. Who speaks for you?" "Surrender?!" Grant exclaimed, throwing his now-empty flask on the ground. "Did you forget who you were talking to?" "I suppose this drunken vandal will be replacing Theodore Roosevelt as your leader," William said with a sneer

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Who is the most attractive US president of all time? It's not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln THATS RIGHT FRIENDS IT'S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B HEEEEEEYYYYY HOW YOU/ DOIN I laughed for a thousand years at 'zesty Bill Clinton baberaham lincoln

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kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son

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19th-century fans ere totally into aGa Napoleon/Alexander romance By Aia Romno on October 18,2013 mFollew 17 Tumblr is getting a history lesson thanks to a sexy romp through time with two world rulers who were inordinately fond of one another. Shares "if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napolcon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived," wroteTumblr user scroogerello Wednesday. 10 You don't say? in

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JB 00000000 T 82 iM EC JB 000000001 streeter I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There's something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, "I don't approve of what you're doing, but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.

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