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Rose Lalonde - - - - - Kristen Stewart IMom - - - - - - - - - - Sharon stone Jade Harley - - - - - Miley Cyrus Jasper "Jack" English- Nicholas Cage Bec - - - - - - - - - Robin wi11iams sylvia "Snowman" - - - Jada Pinkett smith Director - - - - - - M. Night Shyamalan, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer screenwriter - - - - - M. Night shyamalan & Michael Bay Plot Dave strider (LeBeouf) lives a sheltered life with his estranged father Johnson), choosing instead to surf the web day and night, chatting with his online riends: Rose Lalonde (stewart), who 1ives a similarly shut-in life while at odds with her mother (Stone) John Egbert (Murphy), an effeminate man who lives with his brother Goodinq, Jr.) and 1ikes to chat online as if he were a young boy in what he ca1ls Epic Lü1z"; and Jade Harley (Cyrus), who takes care of her grandfather (walken) and rarely ever talks for long online. A11 four of these characters hold one common interest, however: They a11 love to play beta versions of video games. From leaked pre-releases to developer ' s copies of the classics, the four gamers love discussinc the various bugs and gameplay changes that were present before the final release. So when a contest is announced to determine the four players that will become beta testers for a game said to be unbeatable, it should come as no surprise that Dave, Rose, John, and Jade would be the first to sign up. It would be surprising for them, however, when they learn that al1 four of them were, in fact, the winners of the contest The game is called "sburb", an alternate-reality simulator that affects the real world as you play it. when our four players enter the game, they find themselves in The Medium, a wonderful land that defys a11 laws of physícs and logic. However, any ha et stomed to their surroundings turns into a race against time whe as happene final boss of the game, The Sburb Entity, has kidnapped the players' Guardians (Dave':s Dad, Rose's Mom, J0hn's Bro, and Jade's Grandpa), and now they have only 72 hours to reach the final level, defeat the final boss, and rescue their Guardians, or else they wi11 be lost forever. As our players trek through the various lands of Sburb, they can only wonder: who would create such a game, with such horrifying gameplay? Jasper English (Cage), affectionately referred to by others as "Jack", is the lead developer of Sburb, as well as the game's designer. "Jack" is also the Mayor of skaia city, where the development offices are held. why are these facts important? Because Jack wishes to use the publicity of the beta to boost his senatorial campai avor een campaign manager and bodvquard sylvia (Pinkett smith, also as ever known as "Snowman", at his side, there wi11 be nothing in his way to achieve his goals. A11 jack has to do is make sure the four gamers chosen to be beta testers don't make it to the end of the game. To ensure this, he has coded in a special defense system: T. R.o.L.L. S. (cook), a hivemind-A. I. that wi11 ensure unpredictable attacks upon players whenever they least expect to enter conflict. Jack also knows, another om ne o 21 own raitor? wil ey even to make it to the end of the game to rescue their Guardians? what crazy Shenanigans will Bec and The T.R.O.L.L. S. instigate? All this will be shown in the act om om ect

Rose Lalonde - - - - - Kristen Stewart IMom - - - - - - - - - - Sharon stone Jade Harley - - - - - Miley Cyrus Jasper "Jack" English- Nicholas Cage Bec - - - - - - - - - Robin wi11iams sylvia "Snowman" - - - Jada Pinkett smith Director - - - - - - M. Night Shyamalan, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer screenwriter - - - - - M. Night shyamalan & Michael Bay Plot Dave strider (LeBeouf) lives a sheltered life with his estranged father Johnson), choosing instead to surf the web day and night, chatting with his online riends: Rose Lalonde (stewart), who 1ives a similarly shut-in life while at odds with her mother (Stone) John Egbert (Murphy), an effeminate man who lives with his brother Goodinq, Jr.) and 1ikes to chat online as if he were a young boy in what he ca1ls Epic Lü1z"; and Jade Harley (Cyrus), who takes care of her grandfather (walken) and rarely ever talks for long online. A11 four of these characters hold one common interest, however: They a11 love to play beta versions of video games. From leaked pre-releases to developer ' s copies of the classics, the four gamers love discussinc the various bugs and gameplay changes that were present before the final release. So when a contest is announced to determine the four players that will become beta testers for a game said to be unbeatable, it should come as no surprise that Dave, Rose, John, and Jade would be the first to sign up. It would be surprising for them, however, when they learn that al1 four of them were, in fact, the winners of the contest The game is called "sburb", an alternate-reality simulator that affects the real world as you play it. when our four players enter the game, they find themselves in The Medium, a wonderful land that defys a11 laws of physícs and logic. However, any ha et stomed to their surroundings turns into a race against time whe as happene final boss of the game, The Sburb Entity, has kidnapped the players' Guardians (Dave':s Dad, Rose's Mom, J0hn's Bro, and Jade's Grandpa), and now they have only 72 hours to reach the final level, defeat the final boss, and rescue their Guardians, or else they wi11 be lost forever. As our players trek through the various lands of Sburb, they can only wonder: who would create such a game, with such horrifying gameplay? Jasper English (Cage), affectionately referred to by others as "Jack", is the lead developer of Sburb, as well as the game's designer. "Jack" is also the Mayor of skaia city, where the development offices are held. why are these facts important? Because Jack wishes to use the publicity of the beta to boost his senatorial campai avor een campaign manager and bodvquard sylvia (Pinkett smith, also as ever known as "Snowman", at his side, there wi11 be nothing in his way to achieve his goals. A11 jack has to do is make sure the four gamers chosen to be beta testers don't make it to the end of the game. To ensure this, he has coded in a special defense system: T. R.o.L.L. S. (cook), a hivemind-A. I. that wi11 ensure unpredictable attacks upon players whenever they least expect to enter conflict. Jack also knows, another om ne o 21 own raitor? wil ey even to make it to the end of the game to rescue their Guardians? what crazy Shenanigans will Bec and The T.R.O.L.L. S. instigate? All this will be shown in the act om om ect

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Mybrother had asked day what Homestuck was; Icouldnt find the right words to explain to him this phenomenon l was somewhat just thrown into. So l sat him down to read it with me, me one We spent night ater night stayingup until the sun rose reading it together inthe voices we made forthem. He makes gay jokes with me about the characters andjust the other day when lasked him to get me a towel whilelwas cooking hecallem AGOGDAMNSWEAT FACTORY. Me and My brother haven't hada decent conversation like that since we both watched Dragonbal Zwhen I was 6. m tuming 20 next month and he's almost 22. Thankyou Homestuck; for allowing me to reconnect with my brother ike a nomal person. Ithought for sure he was going to hate me forever.

Mybrother had asked day what Homestuck was; Icouldnt find the right words to explain to him this phenomenon l was somewhat just thrown into. So l sat him down to read it with me, me one We spent night ater night stayingup until the sun rose reading it together inthe voices we made forthem. He makes gay jokes with me about the characters andjust the other day when lasked him to get me a towel whilelwas cooking hecallem AGOGDAMNSWEAT FACTORY. Me and My brother haven't hada decent conversation like that since we both watched Dragonbal Zwhen I was 6. m tuming 20 next month and he's almost 22. Thankyou Homestuck; for allowing me to reconnect with my brother ike a nomal person. Ithought for sure he was going to hate me forever.

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Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi Sat Jan 22 19:55:59 2011 No.22833601 22833286 Anvils! Mallets! Cartoons Aren't Just For Kids Anymore! Nancy Gordon There's a new page in the story of cartoons, one much more mature and extreme than the Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse adventures you and I have grown up with. The latest in this trend of "action cartoons" or "animes" is Homestruck, created by Andrew Hussy. In Homestruck, four kids, Jon, Rosie, David, and Jane, use their computers to travel to the mystical land of Skya. The name of the series comes from "Home", they all start off in the normal world, in their houses before going to Skya, and "Struck", which means all the high- octane fighting they have to do. Skya, it seems, is under attack by a nefarious gang of criminals called the Midnight Crew, and their numbers are in the thousands! Their leader is a mob-boss type called Doc Scratch. The Midnight Crew will stop at nothing to find a legendary artifact called the Derse, which can be used to summon a giant monster called Lord British. The kids are Skya's only hope at fighting off the evil Doc Scratch, but they aren't alone. They have help from a group of magical aliens called the Trolls. The Trolls come from a planet called Prospit, and are all considered outcasts for having different colored blood. That's right, this cartoon has blood, and lots of it! The Trolls do not do any fighting at all, being a peaceful race, and are hiding from the Midnight Crew, but are still very helpful to the four kids. This cartoon is an action-packed thrill ride for sure, but is very mature. It's a welcome and unique approach to cartoons and I hope it sets a trend for more animes like it!

Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi Sat Jan 22 19:55:59 2011 No.22833601 22833286 Anvils! Mallets! Cartoons Aren't Just For Kids Anymore! Nancy Gordon There's a new page in the story of cartoons, one much more mature and extreme than the Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse adventures you and I have grown up with. The latest in this trend of "action cartoons" or "animes" is Homestruck, created by Andrew Hussy. In Homestruck, four kids, Jon, Rosie, David, and Jane, use their computers to travel to the mystical land of Skya. The name of the series comes from "Home", they all start off in the normal world, in their houses before going to Skya, and "Struck", which means all the high- octane fighting they have to do. Skya, it seems, is under attack by a nefarious gang of criminals called the Midnight Crew, and their numbers are in the thousands! Their leader is a mob-boss type called Doc Scratch. The Midnight Crew will stop at nothing to find a legendary artifact called the Derse, which can be used to summon a giant monster called Lord British. The kids are Skya's only hope at fighting off the evil Doc Scratch, but they aren't alone. They have help from a group of magical aliens called the Trolls. The Trolls come from a planet called Prospit, and are all considered outcasts for having different colored blood. That's right, this cartoon has blood, and lots of it! The Trolls do not do any fighting at all, being a peaceful race, and are hiding from the Midnight Crew, but are still very helpful to the four kids. This cartoon is an action-packed thrill ride for sure, but is very mature. It's a welcome and unique approach to cartoons and I hope it sets a trend for more animes like it!