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Firefly meets Mass Effect

Jayne: Found you easy enough. How much are they paying you? How did you find us? Killing us won't help You are making a mistake

Jayne: Found you easy enough. How much are they paying you? How did you find us? Killing us won't help You are making a mistake

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You Mad Bro?

You mad bro?

You mad bro?

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Where's Garrus?

HID EW LOST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS! HIDDEN AMONG THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE! WHERE'S EARus NOW MARTIN HANDFORD

HID EW LOST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS! HIDDEN AMONG THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE! WHERE'S EARus NOW MARTIN HANDFORD

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Miner Inconveniences

Mining probe launched. IT I found a platinum deposit! Getting the appropriate personnel and machinery to the site will take some time not to mention the resources we'll need to transport the raw material to a Cerbers approved refining station so we can actually use the mineral. Well, not Now we can get some shotgun upgrades! All you did was send a probe, we don't actually have any mining equipment on that planet. That whole process could take a while, since we don't have any infrastructure in this area of the galaxy For that matter, since Cerberus doesn't currently have a permit to mine in this system, we'll need to apply for clearance from the Citadel Council or we'll risk bureaucratic penalties, and that could take months on its own We might be able to break ground within five years if we get started soon. But hey, now we know where the platinum is! We'll also need to satisty environmental conservation efforts by performing a cursory scan of the planet to make sure we're not disrupting any uncontacted life ©2014 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

Mining probe launched. IT I found a platinum deposit! Getting the appropriate personnel and machinery to the site will take some time not to mention the resources we'll need to transport the raw material to a Cerbers approved refining station so we can actually use the mineral. Well, not Now we can get some shotgun upgrades! All you did was send a probe, we don't actually have any mining equipment on that planet. That whole process could take a while, since we don't have any infrastructure in this area of the galaxy For that matter, since Cerberus doesn't currently have a permit to mine in this system, we'll need to apply for clearance from the Citadel Council or we'll risk bureaucratic penalties, and that could take months on its own We might be able to break ground within five years if we get started soon. But hey, now we know where the platinum is! We'll also need to satisty environmental conservation efforts by performing a cursory scan of the planet to make sure we're not disrupting any uncontacted life ©2014 KATIE TIEDRICH WWW.AWKWARDZOMBIE.COM

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The Gang's All Here

Uranus has been probed.

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UranUS Depleted 48191 37221 13232117 29 Probes Launch Probe

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PEPPER YOUR REAPERS

N7 Tali: So Shepard, what are you going to do with that peppe I'll make you a lovely meal. Investigate. Nothing. It's salt you bitch.

N7 Tali: So Shepard, what are you going to do with that peppe I'll make you a lovely meal. Investigate. Nothing. It's salt you bitch.

Romance fail

(IF YOU'RE A LITTLE KID, DON'T READ THIS.) Having screwed up all three chances at romance, Shepard goes on the prowl for a little affection. I SEE HOW IT IS. WE GO BACK TO BEING UST FRIENDS' ONLY AFTER YOU FIND OUT I CAN KILL YOU DURING CLIMAX. WOMEN ARE SELFISH! YOUR CHEESE-BREAD CAN'T HANDLE THE CHOCOLATE, SHEPARD I POURED MY HEART AND SOUL TO YOU, SIHA.. BUT THE 'FISH LIPS' JOKE WENT TO0 FAR. JOKER BUT HIS UTTLE BONES SNAPPED LIKE CHALK JOKER, A WITTY CYET WEAK) PILOT SEEMED LIKE A LOGICAL CHOICE MY BONES! Mordin HOWEVER, MORDIN WAS REPELLED BY OTHER SPECIES. THAT AND THE AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF A SALARIAN IS 40 YEARS. MORDIN IS PRESSING 50... THE DOCTOR, BATHING IN HIS SUPERIOR, GENIUS GLORY. WAS HARD TO RESIST. SALARIANS LAY E665.) GRUNT YOU SICKO! 'M ONLY THREE DAYS OLD! Zaeed l@#4%^&#(!*)! NO COMMENT* LEGION Shepard-Commander FORGET THE FORMALITIES, LEGION YOU AND ME, IN MY ROOM. WE'RE MAKING LOVe, NOW! That activity would require appliances restricted only to organic life-forms C DO YOU AT LEAST HAvE A VIBRATION FUNCTION? Affirmative IN MY ROOM PLEASE Yes Shepard-Commander

(IF YOU'RE A LITTLE KID, DON'T READ THIS.) Having screwed up all three chances at romance, Shepard goes on the prowl for a little affection. I SEE HOW IT IS. WE GO BACK TO BEING UST FRIENDS' ONLY AFTER YOU FIND OUT I CAN KILL YOU DURING CLIMAX. WOMEN ARE SELFISH! YOUR CHEESE-BREAD CAN'T HANDLE THE CHOCOLATE, SHEPARD I POURED MY HEART AND SOUL TO YOU, SIHA.. BUT THE 'FISH LIPS' JOKE WENT TO0 FAR. JOKER BUT HIS UTTLE BONES SNAPPED LIKE CHALK JOKER, A WITTY CYET WEAK) PILOT SEEMED LIKE A LOGICAL CHOICE MY BONES! Mordin HOWEVER, MORDIN WAS REPELLED BY OTHER SPECIES. THAT AND THE AVERAGE LIFESPAN OF A SALARIAN IS 40 YEARS. MORDIN IS PRESSING 50... THE DOCTOR, BATHING IN HIS SUPERIOR, GENIUS GLORY. WAS HARD TO RESIST. SALARIANS LAY E665.) GRUNT YOU SICKO! 'M ONLY THREE DAYS OLD! Zaeed l@#4%^&#(!*)! NO COMMENT* LEGION Shepard-Commander FORGET THE FORMALITIES, LEGION YOU AND ME, IN MY ROOM. WE'RE MAKING LOVe, NOW! That activity would require appliances restricted only to organic life-forms C DO YOU AT LEAST HAvE A VIBRATION FUNCTION? Affirmative IN MY ROOM PLEASE Yes Shepard-Commander

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pardon me

pardon me

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Jacob: Iwant you. Before we win, lose, whatever. Doesn't matter. I love you. hello to you ) 11 0:45 / 1:46

Jacob: Iwant you. Before we win, lose, whatever. Doesn't matter. I love you. hello to you ) 11 0:45 / 1:46

Sheppy is quite sexy

Facial Beauty Analysis - Score Your Face All points Assigned Performing Analysis Your facial beauty score is being computed based on the geometry of your face 01 You are a 7.8 out of 10. Here's why: Your face has poor horizontal 02 05 symmetry Your ears are too long for your nose. Your innerocular distance is too big for your eyes 8 03 04 0607 .Your nose is too narrow for your ●12 face width. 09 Your face is too wide/too short. .Your mouth is too wide for your ●13 014 ·15 ·16 nose. () BACK NEXT Show Numbers .Hide Numbers --

Facial Beauty Analysis - Score Your Face All points Assigned Performing Analysis Your facial beauty score is being computed based on the geometry of your face 01 You are a 7.8 out of 10. Here's why: Your face has poor horizontal 02 05 symmetry Your ears are too long for your nose. Your innerocular distance is too big for your eyes 8 03 04 0607 .Your nose is too narrow for your ●12 face width. 09 Your face is too wide/too short. .Your mouth is too wide for your ●13 014 ·15 ·16 nose. () BACK NEXT Show Numbers .Hide Numbers --

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Shepard and socks of fate

Bill Peters, Bioware MASS E FFE C T THE CHOICES IN MASS EFFECT 3 ARE GOING TO BE HUGE. EVERYTHING HAS BEEN LEADING TO THIS THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER EVERY DECISION SHEPARD MAKES FROM HERE ON OuT WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF THE GALAXY DORKLY

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Tali Vinyl Figure

1 13 TALI VINYL FIGURE/FIGURINE EN VINYLE FIGURA DE VINILO

1 13 TALI VINYL FIGURE/FIGURINE EN VINYLE FIGURA DE VINILO

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Mr. Shepard and Little Miss Shepard Will Save the Galaxy With Sweetness

MR. SHEPARD LITTLE MISS SHEPARD Commander N7

MR. SHEPARD LITTLE MISS SHEPARD Commander N7

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